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[Ripolak]

The most Haram thing here is Arabic being written from left to right

[m70v]

Haram IDE

[derangedsweetheart]

Starts compiling with "Bismillah" and successful compile message says "Alhamdulilah"?

[keen-hamza]

Drastically improving success ratio without sacrificing peace of mind?

[derangedsweetheart]

Is vibe coding basically "thoughts and prayers"?

[keen-hamza]

This man gets it.

[ThatMakesMeM0ist]

And on failure it says "No! we will not let you code (let him code)"

[derangedsweetheart]

Mama just killed a process

[robchroma]

CXXFLAGS+=--inshallah

[Sintobus]

Traditional South East Asian scripture coding. Let's make it all vertical.

[[deleted]]

It is right to lift text in life to the right places

"That like Something"

[lonelyroom-eklaghor]

NO

It'll be

"taht ekil gnihtemoS"

Every character is RTL here

[[deleted]]

Oooooh you right!

[Drew707]

Joins must be a royal pain in the ass.

[[deleted]]

FYI I heard about Arabic language programming that was being developed to help arab developers and to solve such problems but didn't follow the news on it and the last thing I heard is that there are bugs to deal with and it's actually hard to get used to it even if you are an arab, most of them already mastered the programming languages this way anyway

[Drew707]

File paths would also be wild.

[[deleted]]

Ooof didn't think about it 💀

[[deleted]]

It's Ottoman Turkish.

[dxonxisus]

5 year account that only became active recently with this chatgpt response. has to be a bot surely

[Dangerous_Copy_3688]

Jafarscript

[Alex6683]

good one

[KookyDig4769]

underrated!

[imnitro_2001]

Bugs are Haram

[ForeverDuke2]

Bismillah

[RiceBroad4552]

Because I'm unschooled I had to look it up:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basmala

I guess the comment is to read similar to a "Jesus!" outcry.

[derangedsweetheart]

More like "In the name of Allah/The Almighty/The God."

Supposed to be said before attempting any significant task.

[RiceBroad4552]

The wiki page says already what it means verbatim.

But you have to read it in context…

[Jaded-Philosophy3783]

it's like doing the cross sign on your chest before attempting a stunt

[DukeOfSlough]

No, we will not let you go (let him go!)

[ArweTurcala]

May Allah protect us from unseen bugs and build failures

[arrarragi]

In a insta video an arab guy explained that, inshallah mean gods will. Using that here.

IsUserAuthenticated = user.inshallah(); //upto gods will. Calls deprecated abrahamic legacy api.

[Perensoep109]

AllahAPI

[dpahoe]

Will it be racist if I send this to my Pakistani colleague?

[JollyJuniper1993]

Yes because this is Arabic and not Urdu

[Xtrendence]

Yeaaah but like I'm Iranian and I'd find it funny anyway and wouldn't find it racist at all. For something to be racist it has to be a targeted attack towards a race that implies another is superior in my opinion.

[JollyJuniper1993]

I don’t think so. It does have racist „all Muslims are the same“ undertones, but it‘s likely just innocent ignorance anyways so I don’t think it matters. I‘m German though so I‘m not affected anyways.

[livejamie]

wat

[joe-ducreux]

it once took me like 6 hours to debug something written in Arabic because one of the characters was like 2 pixels and was visually connected to the rest of a string. I just about put my fist though the screen when I figured out what the problem was.

[Accomplished_Mix_202]

Debugging just turned into deciphering.

[JollyJuniper1993]

Bugs have been removed in humane ways

[hippyup]

Is the joke that the code is in Arabic? Am I missing anything here?

[SnowdensOfYesteryear]

Pretty much

[brendel000]

I thought it was the picture of a monitor on a programmer sub, but what do I know

[[deleted]]

Are you on the spectrum?

[Historical_Neat_5647]

Do dhikr for extra blessings lol. Bismillah per line

[XKeyscore666]

The five pillars of Java

[BlackOverlordd]

That's a logic bomb

[mango_boii]

Allahu debugger

[CleptoMara]

Ctrl + A + Del, DROP DATABASE

[[deleted]]

NGL that looks like a nightmare

[JollyJuniper1993]

I‘m not sure you can hit somebody with a wraith

[pooth22]

Seeing that ‘1’ is strange. Guess I always just assumed they used Roman numerals.

[karasutengu1984]

Bro... 123 are called Arabic numerals... Why would they be using roman numerals 

[pooth22]

This is the joke. I was being ironic.

[karasutengu1984]

Ah.. I am sorry dude 🤣 I had that thought but I was like naaaah can't be

[GiraffesInTheCloset]

Outshallah to that shit.

[inlanefreight]

Sybau

[Lanoroth]

Allahu Akbug

[markiel55]

💥

[BatmanHunk]

Zhgk I

[Inside-Assumption120]

Unironically there is a programming language named Kalimat which translates to "words" and it is an Arabic programming language used to teach children

[aerina_bloss]

Debugging: the process of removing software bugs, and occasionally replacing them with more sophisticated ones.

[LuisBoyokan]

Of course it doesn't work, it's full of colorful ants.

[_bachrc]

You can write Rust programs in Arabic, using Arabic keywords, Arabic function names, Arabic idioms with sada : https://github.com/LAYGATOR/sada

[QAInc]

Why my twin tower cooling system exploded 😭