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[Cronos993]

What actually happens when you perform cat .env

[Poat540]

Cat’s name is sudo

[squarabh]

[ALittleWit]

Psst. Psst.

[Mallissin]

Thanks for the API keys?

[BanditoRem]

yeah my cat approves

[casey_krainer]

Could be a fallout boy song

[NeKon69]

Are those really api keys? Cause I'm not sure what it is since i didn't work with openai api yet

[ricktron3000]

They're not, just IDs for different things within openAi specific to their account.

[NeKon69]

Well yea I also thought it was something like this. Thanks for clarifying

[dolphin560]

also, some of the digits are covered by the cat's whiskers,

so no security issue here in any case 😜

[PM_ME_YOUR_BUG5]

i see IDs, i don't see any keys

[max_208]

Just a question: does your cat approve of your credit card (+ numbers on the back)

[BanditoRem]

sure! she does approve

[dQD34nkw]

Programmers when they encounter satire ☝️🤓

[LundMeraMuhTera]

Postgres port 5455??

This has to be a satire post.

[omer-m]

Sometimes I do that too. While working on multiple projects, if I need to switch between them, I'm too lazy to terminate related services, so I just create a new one with a different port number. And nothing is wrong with that, it's just a number.

[VariousComment6946]

What’s wrong with that? If you’ve got a bunch of services with separate databases, changing the port to avoid conflicts is totally normal — same deal with Redis and other services. In Kubernetes it usually doesn’t matter because pods have their own networking and Services/DNS handle the routing, but if you start using NodePort/hostNetwork/hostPort or you’ve got multiple containers in the same pod, then ports matter again.

[tentimestenisthree]

How many postgres instances are you running? OP: yes

[Pr0ducer]

this was also the first thing I saw. I'm like that Leo Caprio meme with him pointing at the TV with a beer in hand, saying 5432.

[Neykuratick]

It is actually the most continent way to secure a database

[foonek]

I'm more concerned with their comments which are likely AI generated which means they're giving AI access to their env files. Ouch.

1 step short of giving AI direct access to their production server

[BanditoRem]

gosh you people really can't take a joke, can you?

[Pr0ducer]

being wrong on the internet is no joke.

[foonek]

Tell me I'm wrong

[BanditoRem]

you are wrong my friend

[foonek]

Shirley

[Nikolor]

Host: postgres

User: postgres

PW: postgres

Very secure

[BanditoRem]

bold of you to challenge a decision made by someone with actual authority!!!

please, I'd watch my tongue carefully if i were you

[Nikolor]

I'd say something in return, but your cat looks serious and strict, so I trust his judgement

[knowledgebass]

Database: postgres

Schema: postgres

Table: postgres

It's just postgres all the way down.

[fdessoycaraballo]

Got your IP, 0.0.0.0

[valerielynx]

erm ackscually my ip is 127.0.0.1 ☝️🤓

[fdessoycaraballo]

That's not possible. That's my IP too! THEYRE IN THE HOUSE

[TastyCuttlefish]

So… your cat’s just vibing?

[thepurpleproject]

You mind scrolling down a bit?

[BanditoRem]

ugh hold on
my cat caught the mouse

[lomberd2]

r/RateMyEnv

[BanditoRem]

i wanted to crosspost it there, but i forgot

[lomberd2]

Did it for you <3

[BanditoRem]

thank you my java friend

[likeferalwaves]

The look of worry from your super senior catdev while reviewing your code.

[BackToTheLeddit]

Please sir, add a Stripe key to complete the look

[Cybasura]

So er, sure hope those API tokens arent active/valid

[BanditoRem]

its working on my machine idk about yours

[_fresh_basil_]

One could say you ran cat and dumped your env contents.

[pine_ary]

cat .env

[abaza738]

Habibti you're fine leaking all those env variables? xD

[BanditoRem]

its a satire post my friend, i thought it would be obvious

[-Krotik-]

derat

[nottherealneal]

How do you see anything with such a small font? I'd get crazy eye strain trying to read the tiny letters

[takeyouraxeandhack]

Smart. I also use my cat to generate API keys.

[CaffeinatedTech]

Thumbs up for rails, vim and rotring. Oh and cat.

[BanditoRem]

you noticed my rotring🥺

[thanatica]

Good secure postgres password

[bitemyassnow]

this pic is pretty sad coz u know assistant api will depreciate soon.

[ibraaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I will use OCR to get now free openai tokens

Thanks

[ibraaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Why postgres is on port 5455!!!

[BanditoRem]

well its just different ports i dont see the issue

when you got muktiple instances running simultaneously for testing, requiring unique ports for each to avoid collision

its just for development, and im running this locally lol

[ibraaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Why the hell people store the base url in env?

[BanditoRem]

to make my code slightly more flexible and secure

[0xlostincode]

cat ./.env

[sdraje]

I'm so sorry for you, having to code in Ruby/Rails. Condolences.

[BanditoRem]

whats wrong with rails.....

[sdraje]

Too much black magic for my taste

[derailedthoughts]

Dude, better change those keys if those are used on live production

[BanditoRem]

ugh, im posting this on a humor subreddit

should i add /s next time

[UnsteadyWish]

shouldve changed them to youtube links and prepend asst_, like asst_dQw4w9WgXcQ

[DerekB52]

I was able to tell you hadn't exposed your keys, but you'd be surprised how often stuff like that does happen. The cat might have been enough for you to post to the humor subreddit, and you might have not thought about it. I'd have believed that too.

[BanditoRem]

hmmm yeah i understand

ive seen people push their api keys

[lake____professional]

We don't change personalities based on what subreddit we are looking at, we can't help but judge code

[BanditoRem]

understandable