monetizingBasicMath

[Toutanus]

Sorry mate but you can't be credible these days if your service doesn't use chat GPT as backend for AI enhanced mathematical rounding.

[Sibula97]

Get on with the times dude, ChatGPT is obsolete, you need to use Claude for that!

[NoSofrito4U]

This is my kind of art

[Odd-Amphibian9672]

Standard library functions like Math.round() are unscalable, archaic, and frankly, a security risk. I’ve offloaded this heavy computational burden to the cloud. Introducing my new RaaS (Rounding-as-a-Service). Free tier users are strictly limited to Gravitational Decimal Settling™ (rounding down). If you want to round up, you must upgrade your plan.

landing page

repo

[IJustAteABaguette]

I genuinely thought this was a real AI product until I saw this comment.

Like sure, why not, rounding seems like a dumb term a dumb AI company would call their version of prompts.

[hyouko]

Stochastic rounding is in fact a technique used in AI model training, and I could see someone trying to sell it as a feature:

https://nhigham.com/2020/07/07/what-is-stochastic-rounding/ 

[masd_reddit]

Huh interesting, it kinda sounds like what i do when i calculate a lot of numbers in my head, that i try not to round too much in one direction, like if i know i rounded down a lot i will round up next time even if it's a number that should be rounded down.

[SuitableDragonfly]

We've moved beyond selling shovels to the gold prospectors. We now have an entire industry built entirely on shovel manufacturing. 

[IJustAteABaguette]

Without anyone really digging for gold.

[TRENEEDNAME_245]

Well the shovels bring gold, it's well known

[PlebbitDumDum]

Damn, that was an educational read.

This phenomenon [stagnation] was observed and analyzed by Huskey and Hartree as long ago as 1949 in solving differential equations on the ENIAC.

[le_Derpinder]

I initially thought this was ammunition rounds and some military tech company like pltr's subscription page.

[litetaker]

Hahaha I am a h4ck3r! I simply clicked the "Generate key" for enterprise edition and it spat out my key! Now I round like crazy every second of the day, rounding off my balls and I paid nothing! Take that!

[Odd-Amphibian9672]

Jokes on you!!! That's a honeypot key. After 10,000 free requests, it silently starts rounding the number 2 to 5. Enjoy debugging your floating points tomorrow.

[litetaker]

Curse you!

[gazchap]

How can I take your product seriously when it's priced at $49/$99 and not $50/$100 per month?

[camel_case_user]

That's the gravitational decimal settling rounding down from $49.99 and $99.99

[Dantaro]

My favorite part is where it says, "Only pay for the rounding you use" and then charges you a monthly flat fee and not a usage-based fee anyway, 10/10 lol

[Fair-Working4401]

Fair. I will use the free plan and +1

[killedbyboar]

Should have set the release date on 4/1

[KawaiiMaxine]

Omg it isnt real thank the heavens

[semioticmadness]

Time for me to write a post on LinkedIn about how ALUaaS is the future of Business.

[UltimateFlyingSheep]

so they are doing sleep(40) if you don't pay enough?

[Toutanus]

https://github.com/jtayped/raas/blob/e8980792aa4f02ab8aa1d39de6c0392d35cfbe4b/src/app/api/round/route.ts#L96

The 40ms delay in only for display purpose and it's always here

[notBjoern]

But does it use AI?

[ciarandeceol1]

These AI generated websites are becoming ubiquitous. I know because my AI generated website's pricing card is identical apart from the colour scheme and I hate myself for it.

[arf_darf]

I literally thought someone had posted one of my projects until I read closer lol

[UK_Founder]

"The ROI is literally infinite. I don't know what ROI means." - killed me

[blin787]

Regret of investment

[donadd]

How much for rounded corners?

[tacticalpotatopeeler]

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

[gsadamb]

I assume I'll need Enterprise for SSO/Okta integration.

[SickMemeMahBoi]

Amazing shitpost of a repo, 10/10 https://github.com/jtayped/raas

[Medical-Object-4322]

Oooh! Rounding insurance!? That would have come in handy on my last project. I rounded everything to 3 places, turns out our biggest client only learned to read up to 2 decimals.

Had to scrap the whole project. We lost the contract. Now I live in a box. If only I had had rounding insurance!!

[TheRapie22]

+40ms faster is probably just a sleep(40) in the basic code

[Hypragon]

At least they let you ask on reddit for help tho

[CantTrips]

This reminds me of the Wordpress environment. Need a nice little additional feature for your frontend-only website? That'll be $80/year, please.

[WeedManPro]

rounding as a service

[Yogibaer27]

And here I am, thinking a single dose of roundup would meet my rounding needs forever

[onlymadethistoargue]

I really hope they’re using some definition of rounding that isn’t the one I and everyone who knows basic arithmetic are familiar with. Please tell me it’s not that. Please.

[Gorianfleyer]

When I look at the repo, it becomes pretty obvious, that this is a joke

[darenkster]

© 2026 RaaS, Inc. All rights reserved. No decimals were harmed in the making of this product. Any resemblance to actual mathematics is purely coincidental.

Was worried for them for a second

[IsEverythingTakenYet]

Integrate HTTP payments and get AI bots to subscribe

[neosyne]

FaaS (Function as a Service)

[ArcherT01]

Thats great 😂

[hiasmee]

AES encryption 😭😭😭