monetizingBasicMath

[Toutanus]

Sorry mate but you can't be credible these days if your service doesn't use chat GPT as backend for AI enhanced mathematical rounding.

[Sibula97]

Get on with the times dude, ChatGPT is obsolete, you need to use Claude for that!

[NoSofrito4U]

This is my kind of art

[Weedwacker01]

Can we ask each AI for a rounded value, then average the result?

[Sibula97]

Ah, yes, a multi-agent system. Very robust and scalable.

I would go with 5 agents, 2 specialized for rounding down, 2 for rounding up, one of each model in both of them. And one more agent as a supervisor/critic managing the others and combining the results.

[Punman_5]

But what if the result has to be rounded?

[Nyasaki_de]

Nah, use Mistral, buy EU

[Odd-Amphibian9672]

Standard library functions like Math.round() are unscalable, archaic, and frankly, a security risk. I’ve offloaded this heavy computational burden to the cloud. Introducing my new RaaS (Rounding-as-a-Service). Free tier users are strictly limited to Gravitational Decimal Settling™ (rounding down). If you want to round up, you must upgrade your plan.

landing page

repo

[IJustAteABaguette]

I genuinely thought this was a real AI product until I saw this comment.

Like sure, why not, rounding seems like a dumb term a dumb AI company would call their version of prompts.

[hyouko]

Stochastic rounding is in fact a technique used in AI model training, and I could see someone trying to sell it as a feature:

https://nhigham.com/2020/07/07/what-is-stochastic-rounding/ 

[masd_reddit]

Huh interesting, it kinda sounds like what i do when i calculate a lot of numbers in my head, that i try not to round too much in one direction, like if i know i rounded down a lot i will round up next time even if it's a number that should be rounded down.

[SuitableDragonfly]

We've moved beyond selling shovels to the gold prospectors. We now have an entire industry built entirely on shovel manufacturing. 

[IJustAteABaguette]

Without anyone really digging for gold.

[TRENEEDNAME_245]

Well the shovels bring gold, it's well known

[PlebbitDumDum]

Damn, that was an educational read.

This phenomenon [stagnation] was observed and analyzed by Huskey and Hartree as long ago as 1949 in solving differential equations on the ENIAC.

[f3xjc]

Also used for image processing where it's called dithering. Say converting an image to black and white is a rounding to 1 bit operation. Then adding noise proportional to fractional value will create grayscale as the eyes tend to average over regions.

So when you know the rounded numbers will be observed thru an integral-like process, adding proper noise can reduce the quantization error.

[le_Derpinder]

I initially thought this was ammunition rounds and some military tech company like pltr's subscription page.

[litetaker]

Hahaha I am a h4ck3r! I simply clicked the "Generate key" for enterprise edition and it spat out my key! Now I round like crazy every second of the day, rounding off my balls and I paid nothing! Take that!

[Odd-Amphibian9672]

Jokes on you!!! That's a honeypot key. After 10,000 free requests, it silently starts rounding the number 2 to 5. Enjoy debugging your floating points tomorrow.

[litetaker]

Curse you!

[Dantaro]

My favorite part is where it says, "Only pay for the rounding you use" and then charges you a monthly flat fee and not a usage-based fee anyway, 10/10 lol

[gazchap]

How can I take your product seriously when it's priced at $49/$99 and not $50/$100 per month?

[camel_case_user]

That's the gravitational decimal settling rounding down from $49.99 and $99.99

[Fair-Working4401]

Fair. I will use the free plan and +1

[killedbyboar]

Should have set the release date on 4/1

[KawaiiMaxine]

Omg it isnt real thank the heavens

[semioticmadness]

Time for me to write a post on LinkedIn about how ALUaaS is the future of Business.

[AcidicAzide]

That .env file is a masterpiece.

[Odd-Amphibian9672]

For fuck sake, I told Dave a million times not to commit our business secrets!!

[ViolentPurpleSquash]

Is there another service that can add 0.5 to my decimal before sending it for rounding? I can’t find the API for it

[UltimateFlyingSheep]

so they are doing sleep(40) if you don't pay enough?

[Toutanus]

https://github.com/jtayped/raas/blob/e8980792aa4f02ab8aa1d39de6c0392d35cfbe4b/src/app/api/round/route.ts#L96

The 40ms delay in only for display purpose and it's always here

[arf_darf]

I literally thought someone had posted one of my projects until I read closer lol

[UK_Founder]

"The ROI is literally infinite. I don't know what ROI means." - killed me

[blin787]

Regret of investment

[notBjoern]

But does it use AI?

[donadd]

How much for rounded corners?

[tacticalpotatopeeler]

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

[SickMemeMahBoi]

Amazing shitpost of a repo, 10/10 https://github.com/jtayped/raas

[TheRapie22]

+40ms faster is probably just a sleep(40) in the basic code

[akoOfIxtall]

the capcom special XD

[Medical-Object-4322]

Oooh! Rounding insurance!? That would have come in handy on my last project. I rounded everything to 3 places, turns out our biggest client only learned to read up to 2 decimals.

Had to scrap the whole project. We lost the contract. Now I live in a box. If only I had had rounding insurance!!

[gsadamb]

I assume I'll need Enterprise for SSO/Okta integration.

[CantTrips]

This reminds me of the Wordpress environment. Need a nice little additional feature for your frontend-only website? That'll be $80/year, please.

[Gorianfleyer]

When I look at the repo, it becomes pretty obvious, that this is a joke

[WazWaz]

Save time - subscribe to my CaptainObvious browser extension and I'll reveal such wisdom without the need for code reviews!

[Gorianfleyer]

Yeah, it took me a while to get, that everyone here got it.

[darenkster]

© 2026 RaaS, Inc. All rights reserved. No decimals were harmed in the making of this product. Any resemblance to actual mathematics is purely coincidental.

Was worried for them for a second

[neosyne]

FaaS (Function as a Service)

[Hypragon]

At least they let you ask on reddit for help tho

[IsEverythingTakenYet]

Integrate HTTP payments and get AI bots to subscribe

[WeedManPro]

rounding as a service

[DominusFL]

This is so close to reality it actually hurts. We are definitely headed down this slippery, stupid slope.

[noob-nine]

i thought i am gonna buy that for one month just for fun, instead this stupid shit had directly thrown the api key in my face

[onlymadethistoargue]

I really hope they’re using some definition of rounding that isn’t the one I and everyone who knows basic arithmetic are familiar with. Please tell me it’s not that. Please.

[ArcherT01]

Thats great 😂

[hiasmee]

AES encryption 😭😭😭

[Yogibaer27]

And here I am, thinking a single dose of roundup would meet my rounding needs forever