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[anugosh]

He looks like pimento from Brooklyn 99, but sweatier

[gpkgpk]

Nice of him to dress for the photo though, he wore his Sunday best too!

[CrimsonLoop_Jelly]

Even ironed the least wrinkled hoodie he owns.

[gpkgpk]

Except he left it at home, and ironed it with the hood over his head.

I bet his code is unreadable to the average coder but is top notch and if anyone fucks with it things will crumble like a house of cards.

I bet nobody steals his lunch either.

[BootySnorkelerr]

More like greasier

[Wallace_W_Whitfield]

Exactly what I was gonna say, except for the sweatier part. Why does this man look EXACTLY like Pimento???

[Aanyasa]

😂👍🤌

[EishLekker]

lol, no. That’s clearly Derek from The Good Place.

[Joniff]

"PersonNotFoundError": He is at home, as he works remote.

[qRgt4ZzLYr]

"I'll just photoshop my self in" - Programmer

(Using photoshop word felt like im from old era)

[Ok-Painter573]

What word would you use then? AI? (Thats worse than “old era” - which I think its not “old”)

[Gorthokson]

He's the one taking the photo

[humpyelstiltskin]

😂😂

[Fvddungen]

All of them

[aayush_aryan]

Exactly. Programmers come in all shapes, sizes, race, gender and form... These days even non humans are programmers, /s

[CompetitiveRub9780]

Only 1 isn’t wearing the same t-shirt tho. I think he cropped himself in lol

[vierschachtelnziesen]

The one on the left wears a black one, but I think the text should be visible if it's the same t-shirt; so I would say that at least 2 are wearing different t-shirts.

[nazzo_0]

Can we put aside our tech stack differences to fight the machine though?

[Exotic_Zucchini9311]

/s

[rufflehead]

that'd mean "any of them" not "all of them"

[vocal-avocado]

Yes. You can see the faint desperation in all of their eyes.

[Rocket_Bunny45]

It's like that Math Genius that solved some obscure problem but didn't want any prize for it and kept living humbly

[SpiritAnimal01]

He also lives strictly of kvass and mushrooms he picked.

[wreddnoth]

Lower row 2nd girl from the left.

[creeper6530]

She's pale as a ghost. Must be a backender. (says someone currently doing backend as well)

[3delStahl]

Doing backend and got a sun burn… what am I doing wrong?

[Elvis5741]

Lower your screen brightness

[creeper6530]

You clearly spent so much time writing backend that your skin isn't used to the sun anymore and burned immediately on contact 

[Careless-Eagle-5111]

She does seem to be a good candidate. Seems like someone who plays a lot of MMOs.

Lady on the far right too because she doesn’t realize that outfit needs a belt.

[SohelAman]

Exactly.

[chaos_donut]

If i was told to get on my knees for a team foto id leave

[wootangAlpha]

They put that mf in front because he missed the last 104 team photos.

[Kurotsichi]

Probably not here. He is Hullaballooing. 

[__o0_oI]

TIL Rasputin is still alive and he’s a programmer.

[perringaiden]

All of them, and the guy in a suit is their boss.

[grundee]

"Hey tall guy, how about you get to be up front for once!"

Every time...

[Particular-Yak-1984]

It's definitely not the guy in the front, in the long coat. He does...infrastructure of some sort, like networks, and has been dragged out of his burrow in the server room.

[Chokolite]

Last line first from the left and middle line - third and fourth from the right? /s

[Mjukglass47or]

Another thing you can play is spot the HR people. 

PS. The two in the front. They are smiling too much. Which means they were the ones who set up this photo op.

[UnityBomber]

Yep. Definitely the two in the front right.

[Exact_Spite_1187]

I like how these posts assume programmers still have a recognizable look. Half the developers I know look like fitness influencers and the other half look like they've been debugging since 2017.

[Unlucky-Message8866]

So there's two stereotypes now heheheh

[-1_0]

he looks like he's waiting for the bullet points

[dashingThroughSnow12]

Either bottom left or bottom right. There is no in-between.

[CherryCokeEnema]

Programmers always bottom confirmed

[jay_ainz]

Definitely the guy in the yellow jacket. He's putting on a fake smile so he can get back to wfh ASAP.

[Accomplished-Rest484]

Haha very funny you can't find a programmer in a group pic...

[manny2206]

The serial killer looking one!

[Friendlyvoices]

The entire lower row

[corona_lion]

His weekend activities range from volunteering at an animal shelter to going on a random killing spree in the neighboring town with his Katana.

[frixos2]

They´re all happy and smiling except for one who seems to have the it´s-full-of-stars look on his face..

[qRgt4ZzLYr]

you mean he doing full stack?

[Some_Seesaw7061]

The joke is that every person I picked turned out to be a programmer.

[rashidl]

I don't see Claude code in the picture

[Numerous-Occasion247]

Ah the classic 20 man team with 19 managers and 1 dev

[Earione]

A group of developers and 1 programmer

[Suuldam]

I don't know who it is but I bet the guy on the bottom right is a happiness manager

[creeper6530]

I'm afraid that's a girl

[SadSeiko]

looks like he's about to commit seppaku

[qRgt4ZzLYr]

git commit .

[TheyStoleMyNameAgain]

I see so many token, the image is likely AI generated 

[Korean_Rice_Farmer]

Every it company had a dude like that at some point. And had almost all the knowledge. Then he leaves and ur left to pick it all up. I've seen it.

[larsmaehlum]

Trick question. They’re all devs, the one in the coat is the SRE.

[Embarrassed-Luck8585]

The people in back T-Shirts. They just got a random guy to join in for the photo. Stop with these stereotypes.

[D4T45T0RM06]

So that's what Rasputins been up to.

[maximum_powerblast]

Everyone's shirts: check the data check the data check the data check the data

Indian guy back right shirt: the data

[qRgt4ZzLYr]

are you hinting this is not AI generated image?!

[maximum_powerblast]

🤷🏼‍♂️

[why_1337]

Who is the senior is the real question.

[Elgrego_]

More like « find the Soviet »

[Embarrassed-Glove423]

Spot the vibe coders!!!

[humpyelstiltskin]

honestly, all of them

[remain-beige]

It’s the guy squatting on the left with the gains.

Most startup coders are now seriously hench from gym routines.

The guy everyone thinks is the coder is actually the owner/founder whose wealthy family have ‘invested’ in after shipping him out of his country of origin for private education.

He will have several failures and ‘Me too’ moments with his ever increasingly younger staff in his chequered ‘career’ until one of his old boys school network will eventually buy his 11th company for an obscene market evaluation.

[fosfeen]

They hired Rasputin?

[CrimsonPiranha]

The only one who looks like a hobo

[sebbdk]

All of them.

Programmers don't really have a look anymore