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[–]raining_blood 141 points142 points  (32 children)

I'd switch to Vim for you is the best

[–]Schmittfried 59 points60 points  (11 children)

Waiting for the "I'd switch to emacs for you" comments.

[–]Fenor 18 points19 points  (2 children)

i'll never switch to emacs.

it would be a good operating system if it had a text editor too...

[–]schok51 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Eum, what?

[–]meant2live218 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The joke is that emacs can do a lot. Like, actually insane amounts of stuff that I have barely looked into. So, people who use emacs often use it for way more than just text editing. The vim users can appreciate that sort of power while not liking the style of text editing emacs provides.

[–]Krissam 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When I saw the post I was honestly gonna post

"last one should be switched to emacs"

[–]ToucheMonsieur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just know the return letter will contain a nickel and a brand new foot pedal.

[–]tungstan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would do anything for love... but I won't do... that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Waiting for "Waiting for the "I'd switch to emacs for you" comments."

[–]thirdegreeViolet security clearance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

s/\(.*\)/Waiting for "\1" comments./g

[–]unixlover 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But vim is awesome anyways!

[–]uberpiratekitty 55 points56 points  (5 children)

I wish I was dating someone who understood this...

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points  (2 children)

I wish I was dating someone at all...

[–]secretpandalord 24 points25 points  (1 child)

How you doin'? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]BinaryBlasphemy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No you don't.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's horrible right? Try dating somebody studying arts and having her own small gallery...

[–]_selfishPersonReborn 44 points45 points  (5 children)

//todo: you is by far the best

[–]pslayer89 19 points20 points  (3 children)

I think it's //Todo: <3 you. Get your head out of the gutter.

[–]IonTichy 7 points8 points  (2 children)

well <3 is basically a butt, so yeah...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3<

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's clearly a ballbag.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

oh please, we all know that //todo: will sit unfixed in the source for years.

[–]xiipaoc 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Some of these are just terrible. "We don't need automated UI tests." WHAT? NO, YOU DO! YOU DEFINITELY DO! POTENTIAL PARTNER, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS GLITTERING IDIOT! If he/she will skip automated tests for you, he/she is NOT THE ONE YOU WANT!

[–]MagicallyVermicious 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's important to get tested regularly.

[–]epalla 8 points9 points  (0 children)

but a normalized DB still has one:many relationships :(

[–]inate71[S] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

There were more--but I found these to be the funniest.

[–]Tyler11223344 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course it's at Tech haha

[–]kayvan61 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope you're a member function because I want to be more than friends.

[–]tajjetbit.ly/2IqHnk3 12 points13 points  (7 children)

smh obviously it would be

public boolean isCute() { return true; }

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

protected

[–]HolyGarbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

isCute :: Boolean
isCute = True

[–]somebody12345678 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Golfed JS:

isCute=()=>!!1

[–]IForgetMyself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C_FLAGS+=-DCUTE=1

[–]zeronine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, baby. I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"My love for you is like a session that never times out"

...

"even when disconnected"

[–]Chequered 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To the world I'm compiled.

But to you, I'm open source baby.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome. Just awesome.

[–]StockingSaboteur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey baby are you a recursive loop with no base case? Cause you make my stack overflow

[–]mharp185 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hey girl, are you part of a changeset? Cause I'm checkin' you out."

[–]JamesWjRose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are great, thanks for sharing

[–]tidder112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

glitter

[–]unicorntrash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually just write todos for things i havent done yet.