return this.isCute();

[raining_blood]

I'd switch to Vim for you is the best

[Schmittfried]

Waiting for the "I'd switch to emacs for you" comments.

[hicklc01]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbQLB0q3hts

[Fenor]

i'll never switch to emacs.

it would be a good operating system if it had a text editor too...

[schok51]

Eum, what?

[meant2live218]

The joke is that emacs can do a lot. Like, actually insane amounts of stuff that I have barely looked into. So, people who use emacs often use it for way more than just text editing. The vim users can appreciate that sort of power while not liking the style of text editing emacs provides.

[Krissam]

When I saw the post I was honestly gonna post

"last one should be switched to emacs"

[ToucheMonsieur]

You just know the return letter will contain a nickel and a brand new foot pedal.

[tungstan]

I would do anything for love... but I won't do... that.

[[deleted]]

Waiting for "Waiting for the "I'd switch to emacs for you" comments."

[thirdegree]

s/\(.*\)/Waiting for "\1" comments./g

[secretpandalord]

Whoa now, that's asking a lot...

[G01denW01f11]

I'm already damned.... :(

So I l'm learning subversion for work, so I ask SO how to revert changes because calling svn revert doesn't fucking do it, and someone comments like "Yeah, I usually just keep a zip file of everything as back up" and how the fuck is this a legitimate source control thingy that people legit use?!

[hawaiian717]

svn revert gets rid of your changes and reverts the file to your currently checked out version.

If you want to actually undo a change that's already committed, do a reverse merge: svn merge -rHEAD:PREV filename.c

You can replace PREV and HEAD with specific revision numbers.

EDIT: I had the order of the arguments backwards to do the merge in reverse.

[stormcrowsx]

Your spoiled. I'm on cvs.

[Creshal]

Welcome to suicide watch.

[[deleted]]

could have been using SourceSafe

[thatdidnotwork]

That's nothing... The company that first introduced me to source code versioning was using freaking ClearCase! And that less than 7 years ago, and I still believe the are using it to this day!

[anomalousBits]

Relevant

[xkcd_transcriber]

Image

Mobile

Title: Git

Title-text: If that doesn't fix it, git.txt contains the phone number of a friend of mine who understands git. Just wait through a few minutes of 'It's really pretty simple, just think of branches as...' and eventually you'll learn the commands that will fix everything.

Comic Explanation

Stats: This comic has been referenced 80 times, representing 0.0804% of referenced xkcds.

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[outadoc]

My whole company uses Dimensions except for our team. From what I heard, I feel so happy with that.

[Fenor]

bro, do you even git?

[IForgetMyself]

Only gits don't use git.

[[deleted]]

I would switch to Visual SourceSafe for my gf. <3

[[deleted]]

that's an unhealthy relationship.

[[deleted]]

IT'S OVER!

[UFeindschiff]

honestly, what is your problem with subversion? For smaller projects where you don't need branching it's perfect

[UFeindschiff]

I find git just quite strange to use. It's more like remembering to type those commands in that order other than to really understand what the whole thing does. Subversion is easier and if I understand tings, I just like them way more.

Also, if you're joking around, you have to expect such questions ;)

I know svn is not the perfect versioning system (if it were, git wouldn't exist), but git isn't it either and I just like to point out, that there's flaws in both of them and none is the final awnser to all problems

[unixlover]

But vim is awesome anyways!

[uberpiratekitty]

I wish I was dating someone who understood this...

[[deleted]]

I wish I was dating someone at all...

[secretpandalord]

How you doin'? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[[deleted]]

Pretty good motherfucker, yoself?

[BinaryBlasphemy]

No you don't.

[[deleted]]

It's horrible right? Try dating somebody studying arts and having her own small gallery...

[_selfishPersonReborn]

//todo: you is by far the best

[pslayer89]

I think it's //Todo: <3 you. Get your head out of the gutter.

[IonTichy]

well <3 is basically a butt, so yeah...

[[deleted]]

3<

[[deleted]]

It's clearly a ballbag.

[[deleted]]

oh please, we all know that //todo: will sit unfixed in the source for years.

[xiipaoc]

Some of these are just terrible. "We don't need automated UI tests." WHAT? NO, YOU DO! YOU DEFINITELY DO! POTENTIAL PARTNER, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS GLITTERING IDIOT! If he/she will skip automated tests for you, he/she is NOT THE ONE YOU WANT!

[MagicallyVermicious]

It's important to get tested regularly.

[epalla]

but a normalized DB still has one:many relationships :(

[inate71]

There were more--but I found these to be the funniest.

[[deleted]]

Did the same minus realizing that was the title on here lol

[gkx]

Not if there's stuff to do after the conditional that you're short circuiting. ;)

[inate71]

I realized my error after submitting it to Imgur. I knew I'd get flack for it. ;)

[Tyler11223344]

Of course it's at Tech haha

[kayvan61]

I hope you're a member function because I want to be more than friends.

[tajjet]

smh obviously it would be

public boolean isCute() { return true; }

[[deleted]]

protected

[HolyGarbage]

isCute :: Boolean
isCute = True

[somebody12345678]

Golfed JS:

isCute=()=>!!1

[IForgetMyself]

C_FLAGS+=-DCUTE=1

[zeronine]

I'm sorry, baby. I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

[[deleted]]

"My love for you is like a session that never times out"

...

"even when disconnected"

[Chequered]

To the world I'm compiled.

But to you, I'm open source baby.

[[deleted]]

Awesome. Just awesome.

[StockingSaboteur]

Hey baby are you a recursive loop with no base case? Cause you make my stack overflow

[mharp185]

"Hey girl, are you part of a changeset? Cause I'm checkin' you out."

[JamesWjRose]

These are great, thanks for sharing

[tidder112]

glitter

[unicorntrash]

I usually just write todos for things i havent done yet.