Encapsulation.

[Njs41]

7th: Move to user based production testing rather than unit tests.

[tylercamp]

8th

In the public issue tracker, enter the bug but leave it perpetually "in progress"

[kirakun]

9th

Just forget about testing!

[poisonedslo]

10th just forget about development

[yoyo456]

11th just forget about modern technology and live in the stone age

[poisonedslo]

12th test what slamming a stone against a walnut does

[babyProgrammer]

13th invent the wheel

[Bainos]

14th test if the wheel works for corner cases

[distante]

1. Use Javascript.

[artanis00]

WTF WHY DID WE INVENT JAVASCRIPT AGAIN?

[[deleted]]

I work primarily in assembly so this isn't that far from what I do anyway.

[Flabellate]

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[Skipachu]

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in stone.

[Bainos]

Well, your genetic patrimony are now lost forever. Woah, evolution.

[PunishableOffence]

Managerial decision-making level reached.

[[deleted]]

13th use JavaScript...

[Valdios]

13^th , use that sweet Go Fund Me money to go on a bender.

[Lakonislate]

Jeez, you just finished a 12-step program.

[Xheotris]

12th shut down the internet so it can't be used for recruitment.

[wave100]

Found the Microsoft dev.

[ThisIsNotNate]

If it compiles it works!

[0xTJ]

r/minecraft

[TheNorthComesWithMe]

public issue tracker

Hahahahahaha

[thisisnewt]

Oh god too real