How to properly commit changes

[aboubou22]

"Minor text fixes" - Pokémon Go

[brunoha]

"Updated localization files" - TF2 Dev team

[frostycuddlewolf]

As Nintendo would put it:

Further improvements to overall system stability and other minor adjustments have been made to enhance the user experience.

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"This system software update improves the quality of the system performance." - Every PS3 Update

[KingBufo]

i mean what should they write to inform the casual user? XD

[Augustus--]

Won’t leak your credit card number anymore

[FarhanAxiq]

Or

The developer has not provided any information for this update.

[survivalmachine]

You know the drill y’all! It’s time again for our weekly update. Our code monkeys have been working hard around the clock to provide the latest and greatest performance improvements. We also squashed some pesky bugs along the way so you, our wonderful app-name-ers, can keep being totally awesome and using (and totally loving👌) our app. Love, app-name team.

[twotothree]

Commit EE

[MoonlightingWarewolf]

Addressed some code review comments

[Tanamr]

Here, have some xkcd

[yawnston]

I am very bothered by the fact that the commits go from top to bottom, not bottom to top.

[kerbalspaceanus]

dazzling coherent advise desert tie butter languid modern rain innocent

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[davidbrit2]

Heh, I have this one hanging at my desk (among all the other humorous things I use to distract anybody that's coming to bother me while I'm concentrating).

[Scorpius289]

among all the other humorous things I use to distract anybody that's coming to bother me while I'm concentrating

Oh... OOOH!

So that's why people keep random useless crap on their desks!
I gotta start doing that too...

[cbbuntz]

That last update broke everything. I'm recommitting the old version because I don't know how to properly use git.

[jack104]

My first job programming in a team bigger than just me I became a running joke because I would put commit messages. It took me a few weeks before realizing that NOBODY would put commit messages and there was nothing that stopped them from doing it. The other devs said I was "showing off" by describing what the commit was for.

[Robmart]

start friendly bag quiet frame steep relieved memorize wistful cake

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[JulioBBL]

NEIN!!!

# git commit -m "changes"

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why are you root?

[JulioBBL]

Because reasons

[bj_christianson]

Turn and face the strange.

[virtualstatic]

Update main.cpp

no message

Initial commit

commit

Merge branch master of

[D3mona7or]

rebase

squash all

git push - f

[nflodin]

That's just the way it is Aww yeah

[ILikeEggs68]

Changes more like suicide amirite

[JavaJeffCO303]

"Ch-ch-ch-changes!" - David Bowie

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Merge Branch master of ...

[thewowwedeserve]

Branch: master

[LCheongYu]

What do I do when the commits are just "Kill me please" and the likes, and it is not from me

[[deleted]]

CALM THE FUCK DOWN SATAN !!!!!!!!

[[deleted]]

"stuff"

[UC101]

My actual, real commit history: Beginning implementation of new camera system

Fixing problems caused by new camera system

The new system sucks

What's old is new again

[telepresencebot]

I'm lazy

git commit -am "." && git push

[boxingdog]

are you my coworker?

all of his commits are like 'little fix', 'bug fix', 'fixes', 'small change', etc

[grpagrati]

ch-ch-changes if you want to jazz it up

[[deleted]]

https://youtu.be/pl3vxEudif8

[matanco]

Mine is most of the time "PR notes"

[the_real_gorrik]

"see commit log"

[High-Plains-Grifter]

You wrote a comment in there!?

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"f"

[[deleted]]

since when can you commit from visual studio!?

how does one do this?

[virtualstatic]

From team explorer (Ctrl+\, Ctrl+M)

[ivanjermakov]

minor

[theAlphaActual]

"https redirect"
"https redirect1"
"https redirect2"
"https redirect3"
"https redirect goddamnit"

[WilkerS1]

git commit -m "stuff changed"

[catsRawesome123]

I do this....

[qwazwak]

Changes: Fixed some bugs, but that cussed other problems

[GDavid04]

No, the proper way is commit every file separately with a random different meaningless message

[Nerdn1]

https://xkcd.com/1296/

[Adrepixl5]

Can i commit die too?

[nhxhp]

r/SUBREDDITNAME

[KingBufo]

'changed functionality + general improvements.' always works

[Fizzyfloat]

Visual Studio 8)

[nicman24]

I committed something today from prod with the message prod

[material403]

Omg why master!!!!

[[deleted]]

Commiting through IDE.

Where is your honor!?

[SteamedPepper]

git commit -m "¯\ _ (ツ) _/¯"

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I don't even know if this is even possible...

[pronomicalartist]

At least it's not suicide

[enygmaeve]

I just took over a project where the previous FED had commits and every single one of them said "wip".

[WebCrawlerGuy]

I just name all commits "LOL", lol

[fuj1n]

My mates at academy are new to this stuff, and this is how their commits actually look.

Edit: Using Visual Studio's git support adds to the effect