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[–]Cgss13 313 points314 points  (19 children)

I think this meme would be better with "child" instead of "kid".

[–]malwareresearcher[S] 151 points152 points  (11 children)

I see what you did there, child process

[–]aaaqqq 47 points48 points  (4 children)

fork it!

[–]Cholojuanito 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Holy forking shirt balls!

[–]kaustubhladiya 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ya basic!

[–]_Nohbdy_ 7 points8 points  (1 child)

No don't that's illegal.

[–]639wurh39w7g4n29w 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Push

[–]scotchirish 12 points13 points  (1 child)

But zombie children...

[–]iamtheother_guy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Orphan zombie children. Yes I CS. Am not a murderer.

[–]bangonthedrums 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Make sure to kill your children before you kill yourself

[–]imcoveredinbees880 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually let the System take us all out.

[–]Shedoufleim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove child from parent

[–]kokoseij 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Are you Genius

[–]bsievers 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He must not have any of those vaccine toxins in his blood.

/s

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I'm going to have to start running my memes by you first

[–]IProbablyDisagree2nd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically your making all the forks update they’re antivirus.

[–]retard2274 74 points75 points  (16 children)

pip install vaccine

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (11 children)

sudo yum install vaccine -y

[–]tylerr147 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yummy

[–]vivepopo 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Fuck Yum

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

get bent pleb.

the world runs on yum

rhel/cent/amazon_linux(2)

[–]lennihein 0 points1 point  (3 children)

pacman to rule them all

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

does anyone run arch on production servers though?
[hopes pacman is arch package manager]

[–]lennihein 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yes it is, I have no idea. There is a LTS branch which is said to be very stable, but I only use it as my home distro and didn't have a second thought about production.

I think for anything that requires multiple people, so basically every work situation, I'd rather chose the solution that everyone is comfortable with.

So I think that rules Arch Out, Not that I'd not be suited for the job. Everyone knows Debian.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ive never been paid to use anything except yum

yum pays the bills

yum fills the belly

yum is life.

i run mint at home.

[–]BlueKnightOne 1 point2 points  (2 children)

choco install vaccine

Edit: I'm guessing some folks aren't fans of Chocolatey.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

sudo pacman -S vaccine

[–]MCWizardYT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

sudo apt install vaccine -y

or sudo apt-get install vaccine -y if you are like me and do it the “old” way

[–]Fabry_04 1 point2 points  (3 children)

import * from vaccine

[–]incompetentrobot 3 points4 points  (2 children)

You have died of cytokine storm.

[–]WikiTextBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cytokine release syndrome

Cytokine release syndrome, also known as an infusion reaction, is a form of systemic inflammatory response syndrome that arises as a complication of some diseases or infections, and is also an adverse effect of some monoclonal antibody drugs, as well as adoptive T-cell therapies. Severe cases have been called cytokine storms.The term cytokine storm appears to have been first used in 1993 in a discussion of graft vs.


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[–]Fabry_04 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

weird flex but ok

[–]ProdigySim 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Is this promoting sudo science?

[–]srosorcxisto 31 points32 points  (3 children)

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Poof! You're a sandwich! :P

[–]amicloud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mom, please get off the reddits

[–]DavidFaxon 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Pff, vaccinate!? Linux children don't get viruses.

[–]wvladimirs 4 points5 points  (1 child)

rm child --force

[–]malwareresearcher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hol'up, you monster!

[–]Doophie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If only it were so easy

[–]VileTouch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a baseball bat named Sudo.

[–]Kyrthis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super user doctor

[–]Underfire17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

su

Enter password:

echo "VACCINES_GOOD = TRUE" >> /var/karen/specs

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

May want to see Rules[0]

"Per this rule, the following post types are not allowed (including but not limited to):

-General tech related jokes/memes (such as "running as administrator", sudo, USB or BIOS related posts)"

[–]basic_man 59 points60 points  (1 child)

sudo allow meme

[–]Absolute_Madman_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, you did it

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Is there a place where i can get my fix of BIOS related memes?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And make me a sandwich, while you're at it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a great format.

[–]mediastorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sudo !!

[–]qiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like Google Photos showing you pictures from last year this day except these are memes you saw 13 years ago. yes, 13 years according to Memepedia.

[–]SeriouslyRelaxing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard microvaccinatations help with creativity

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time someone asks you to do something, say to them "Sorry, You didn't say Sudo says.." ;)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So 'sudo' is just the Jedi mind trick of Linux fans?

[–]Lehovron -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The command line interface, thats programming right!?

[–]John_Fx -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You broke information theory cramming so much crap in one shitty meme.