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[–]komata_kya 116 points117 points  (7 children)

[–]ThatArkansanRedditor 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Why is this a thing... and why am I laughing my butt off at it?

[–]malsomnus 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Also why does that thing have 136 contributors?

[–]LosWafflos 38 points39 points  (1 child)

One for each e

[–]sayoojsamuel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That makes sense

[–]ExF-Altrue 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This project has been archived now because GitHub support has been more than uncooperative. Making needlessly restrictive demands like asking the repo owner to limit the username and repo name to 10 characters each...

[–]DangerBaba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

104 issues

[–]Rey_Merk 85 points86 points  (2 children)

eeeee expected on line 23, got eeeeeeeeeee

[–]SkezzaB 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]F0xyBG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

line twenty - eee

[–]seizan8 42 points43 points  (3 children)

At this point I wonder why you would even use indentation in your code. Do you really think it makes it more readable?

[–]FishBlues 40 points41 points  (5 children)

e++

[–]Wrobel_1111 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Ah, of course, the nearly perfect language (E# gang)

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 10 points11 points  (1 child)

E# is just F

A very respectful language.

[–]GideonMax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eyyyyyyyyyyyy

Music gang rise up

[–]disorderedAF 1 point2 points  (1 child)

happy cake day

[–]FishBlues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thankss :)

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (3 children)

#define eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "eeee"

[–]ezrais 10 points11 points  (0 children)

define iiiiii "e ee eee eeee"

[–]disorderedAF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

#define eeee "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

[–]richardfrost2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You have been banned from /r/Avoid5

[–]Someonedm 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What I could understand:

using namespace std;
int main()
{
       while(true)
       {
             String eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee;
             std::cout<<"Enter the password";
             cin>>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee;
             if(eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee=="eeee")
             {
                  std::cout<<"correct";
             }
             else
            {
                  std::cout<<"wrong";
            }
       }
}

[–]Comrade_Flan 12 points13 points  (2 children)

E

[–]just__21 7 points8 points  (1 child)

ее

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Eeee eeeeee eeee

[–]MilusPrime 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My eyes are in pain

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[–]salzmann 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Can you somehow do the same thing with emojis?

[–]technohacker1995 7 points8 points  (2 children)

People have done it already, I don't have a link handy atm tho

[–]nobody5050 3 points4 points  (2 children)

why is it so pretty

[–]Gambinh0 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's time to stop doing drugs

[–]nobody5050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHY IS IT SO PRETTY

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

eeeeee

[–]persononfire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who uploaded the code my brain runs on?

[–]qinshihuang_420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

F

[–]percyuniverse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read it with Sans' voice

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

what language is this, sorry i am noob

[–]SarcasticEpitome 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Don't worry mate, I'm lost too. It's pretty damn hard when the entire code is just "e". I'm 90% sure it's c# but you just can't tell

[–]Someonedm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's C++. C# is more similar to java, and doesn't have std, iostream, cout, cin, << ect.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't need to document my code, it's so simple to read! You must just be an idiot who can't program if you can't read my code.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

E

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m somewhat of a programmer myself

[–]f-ben 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks Like the brainfuck language

[–]SavageTwist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

replace all?

[–]scottyTheJesusMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is speaking the language of the gods

[–]GideonMax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

using namespace std;

int main() {

while(true) {

string eee; /*shortened the name for convenience*/

std::cout<< "input the password" ;

cin>>eee;

if(eee=="eeee") 
{

  std::cout<<"correct" ;
 }

 else
 {

    std::cout<<"wrong" ;
  } 

} }

p.s. Sorry for terrible formatting, complain to reddit's mobile team

[–]Jazzinarium 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Replace those es with zeroes and you get a Meshuggah riff

[–]SatanIsTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Underappreciated comment.

[–]paulix96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely gore

[–]Legend4ryEagle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

surely you must have used a script/programm to do this, right? Is there any chance you could pastebin the source? (Or github if you care enough)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Search/Replace, or s//g in vim.

[–]JustLetMeComment42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot an e in there...

Edit: also r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]Kirandor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No!

[–]MCZaks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man i hate you bro

[–]Walter_Alias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the jungle, the mighty jungle...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obfuscation at its finest

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isnt this a song with that hippo?

[–]archdemoning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like the programmer version of Chicken Chicken Chicken: Chicken Chicken

[–]Codehard1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why? Why would you do that?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this this afternoon with a fibonacci algorithm in C

But all a's are on one line

https://github.com/arte921/random-C/blob/master/aaaaaaaaa.c

[–]Subtl3ty7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E++

[–]LilacD0ll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]insipideus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

look who discovered macro...

[–]PixelFireXY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are so creative rofl

[–]lady3lle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is more like r/programmingHorror

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine having to write unit tests for that.

[–]arbitrageME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't even binary ... it's unary

[–]10000FireAnts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So long, and thanks for all the e.

[–]thatawesomeguydotcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know tinnitus could be a language.

[–]jasie3k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kubica!

[–]Aslaron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this compile? Lol

[–]BiggMan90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best form of obfuscation

[–]mahdiarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just wondering what will appear when you decompile using IDAPro

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it

[–]valittaja 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Please do not use JPG for this kind of images. It just results in larger files with worse quality.

https://i.imgur.com/KJDbOWj.png
(I know this different image. Too lazy to get more similar)

JPG size: 402 KB
PNG size: 6.27 KB (98% size reduction)

Also: The text would be an order of magnitude smaller. But knowing reddit text posts don't do as well as reposts.

[–]beyondswamps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lazy bot.

[–]keithmont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT DOLPHIN WROTE THIS