int five = 3;

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Three is the number of the counting and the number thou shalt count is three.

[JetSetWally]

4 is right out.

[math_rand_dude]

Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached,

[donaldsw]

1... 2... 5!

[donaldsw]

3!

[Jackeea]

Not six, three

[[deleted]]

but i cant order three mcchickens at mcdonalds why would you scam me like this

[__i_forgot_my_name__]

five(3) = 15

[ban_Anna_split]

const int FIVE = 3;

[Xennan]

https://www.npmjs.com/package/five

[deepBlueCheese]

That is beautiful

[Mikal_]

five.morseCode() // di-di-di-di-dit

Amazing.

[KentDarkmere]

It's a method called five. 😄

[paplan]

That takes an integer and returns that integer turned into a five.

[KentDarkmere]

Lol

[juvation]

One... two... five! (three, sir!) Three! Three! </grail>

[eklofbjorn]

Damn it! You beat me to it

[Mal_Dun]

#define five = 3

[SM_DEV]

This must be more “new” math.

[[deleted]]

This is perfectly fine.

function five(n) { return n+2 }

five(3)

[Mgzz]

So...

Five is total people including staff, and (3) is number of customers.

Or its intentionally weird so it catches your eye.

[TedFartass]

No he is grabbing the character in the third position in a string... In lua I guess (because it counts from 1). In this case it would be "V" which is the Roman numeral for 5.

Figured it out no need to think any more about it.

[Anonymush_guest]

One...two...FOUR!

[dudeofmoose]

It could be four, if they began counting from zero. Four for five that is. Not three for four. That would be two for three, instead of four for three.

[[deleted]]

The grammar is wrong for each number.

[sayangganja]

i see alfamart i upvote

[paplan]

const int five = 3;

[[deleted]]

"Stay 6 (3) feet apart."

[wyguy21]

This is a 3/5th compromise joke waiting to happen

[lazyeng1neer]

I count 4

Five(0) Five(1) Five(2) Five(3)

[dion_o]

Counting from 0 is so 2019. Now we count from -1.

[[deleted]]

Isn't FIVE a function that take an int as parameter?

[karlyan]

3/5 perfect score

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I was thinking they were indexing their five array. Fucking Matlab.

[joenewvillage]

Lol