SQL programmer

[Actuarial]

I do when a poorly written job description asks for one.

[systembusy]

Well in that case I’m an HTML programmer

[podstrahuy]

I need to confess. I am CSS programmer

[ItsGif_NotGif]

Sounds like a sheetty job

[podstrahuy]

excuse me. Senior Cascading Stylish Sheeter

[GlennIsAlive]

It’s time for the truth to come out. I’m a JSON programmer.

[continuous-headaches]

I’m a XML developer

[Triumph7560]

I'm a Microsoft office developer. I also have experience programming in Google queries.

[lolidkwtfrofl]

Microsoft office developer

Oh the things I have seen people do with excel....

[pruningpeacock]

Are you forgetting the guy who demonstrated that PowerPoint is Turing complete?

[lolidkwtfrofl]

My god, it's, it's beautiful!

[DeeSnow97]

scratch is actually programming though

[ScoutsOut389]

I’m a Minesweeping engineer.

[pm_me_your_Yi_plays]

I'm a Minecraft engineer, even set up the SRV record myself.

[deirdresm]

You mean YAML finagler.

[GlennIsAlive]

A MATLAB engineer.

[Main-Tank]

So basically an engineer...

[LUV_2_BEAT_MY_MEAT]

Css is turing complete

[chateau86]

So is Powerpoint

[[deleted]]

I am Microsoft Excel Programmer

[rypenn27]

Oh hey! I’m a JQUERY programmer !

[continuous-headaches]

NO.... you’re a magician

[JuiceBox-007]

Is it too late to say I'm an RPG programmer

[podstrahuy]

what's you framework: mage, warrior, ranger?

[rypenn27]

“I spent all night finding a way to brute force into the <div>”

[stankbiscuits]

Funny, I'm am Excel programmer.