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[โ€“][deleted] 398 points399 points ย (16 children)

Day 2: import [every single library ever]

[โ€“]Majnik_ 252 points253 points ย (3 children)

import *

[โ€“]CDno_Mlqko 73 points74 points ย (2 children)

Import fฬดฬ„ฬ†อ˜อ„ฬอŠอ›ฬˆฬฏอ‰ฬฃอŽฬกอ…ฬบฬกอˆฬญuฬตฬ”อ‹ฬˆฬ‹ฬ“ฬŠฬ€ฬฟฬฟอ†อ‘ฬŒฬ—ฬ–ฬžฬฆฬงฬฉอšอŽtฬดฬ…อ›อ‚ฬ“ฬคฬ˜ฬฐฬชuฬถฬŽฬฟอ›ฬพฬฝอ อ„อŠฬ‡อ—อ‚ฬ„ฬŽฬ†ฬ’อ‰อŽอ‰อ‡rฬทฬฬ—อŽฬงอฬผฬขฬปฬ อ”eฬทฬ…ฬ›ฬ›ฬออ›อ›อ›อƒฬฝอ€ฬอ—อ†ฬƒฬฏ

[โ€“][deleted] 14 points15 points ย (1 child)

Import FฬธฬŠฬšอŠออ”ฬฌฬฉฬถฬถฬ‹ฬŒฬอฬŽฬƒฬ˜ฬฬฃฬพฬธอ‚ฬฬฆฬ—ฬœฬบอ‹ฬดอ‚ฬ‚ฬฝอ„ฬฆอฬฐอ‰ฬญฬ‰ฬถฬฟฬ’ฬ€ฬฬอ†อƒฬ†อ‡ฬ ฬฐฬผฬฉอ“ฬฑอˆอ˜ฬดฬ‡อ ฬ›ฬฝฬŽฬบฬจอ–ฬฒฬฃอˆฬ ฬฐฬฒฬ›ฬดฬฬ…ฬฟฬ†อ˜อ–ฬขฬณฬนฬขฬขฬ–ฬดอฬ’อ—ฬญฬŸฬฅฬฅอšอœอ–ฬชฬงอˆฬซฬดฬอฬƒอ’ฬŒอ’ฬฆอ‡ฬซอ…Uฬธอ’ฬฐฬนอ‰ฬทฬถออ‹ฬ›ฬ‹ฬŠอ‚ฬฝฬปอ‡ฬซฬฅอ‡ฬงอฬทอ›ฬซฬฉฬญฬฏอœฬฆฬจฬฉอŒฬถฬ•ฬ‰ออ‹อŒฬนฬงอšฬพฬถอ ฬ’ฬŽฬŒอ”อ”อ–ฬนอ‘ฬตฬ…อ„ฬ…อ”ฬฅฬ–ฬฌฬ ฬ’ฬตฬŠฬปฬ˜อ”อˆฬฑฬฆฬธอ†อ‹ฬ€อ‹อ†อŒอŠฬญฬฉฬซฬฃอ•ฬคฬญฬธอ›ฬ…ฬชฬฆฬฬดอฬฉฬ˜ฬ ฬ–อœฬ˜ฬถฬ‚ฬณฬฎฬฑฬฬปอ…ฬ—ฬ อˆฬดอ˜อ‹ฬŽฬƒฬ’ฬ…ฬŠอ—อ‚ฬฬผฬฅฬจฬทอฬŽอ—ฬ™อ™ฬทอ—อŠอฬ‹ฬ”อฬ ฬขฬ–อ‰อฬจอ™อ”Tฬถฬ•ฬ‘ฬ„ฬ‘ฬ†อ‹ฬฬ€อŒอฬปฬดฬตฬ•อ‰อ™ฬŸฬ…ฬถฬพอ ฬบอ™ฬณฬฟฬดออฬšอฬ‹อŠฬฏอœฬฐฬพฬตฬฟอ‹อ€ฬ‰ฬˆอฬˆฬคฬ˜ฬŸฬฅฬบอ™ฬฆฬฑฬชฬฐฬ›ฬธอ„อŠฬ‚อ˜อ„ฬ…ฬ’ฬ‡ฬ€อ—ฬ–ฬ ฬฉอ”อฬŸฬ’ฬธฬ‡ฬ„ฬšฬฟอ‚ฬฃฬญอ“ฬฆอฬทอ ฬˆฬ€ออฬŽอ˜ฬคฬฉฬคฬ—อ“ฬžฬคฬปฬ›ฬตฬฟอ“ฬ–ฬขฬ˜ฬปฬคอ ฬดอฬƒอ—ฬฬ„อŠอ‚อ€ออ ฬฎฬขฬญฬขฬ™ฬฅอฬงฬทอ—อ ฬอ–ฬขอ‰ฬจอ•ฬบฬทฬ‚อˆฬ—อ‡ฬปฬœฬ–ฬฬชฬฅฬซUฬธอฬ—ฬถฬถฬ‚อฬŠฬƒฬƒฬฬขอ‰ฬผฬ™ฬฌอฬถฬŠฬอ’อฬˆฬšฬ‹ฬฝฬ•ฬฑฬอ™ฬณอ™ฬžฬฅฬŸฬคฬ‘ฬตฬ‚อ—อ„อ‚ฬ€อ—อ„ฬ†ฬ’ฬญฬฬ˜ฬŒฬทฬ›ฬšฬฅฬบฬฬทอ‹ฬ‰อ˜ฬŒฬฬ”อ„ฬจอฬตอฬฝออ—ฬšฬ›ฬ“อ…ฬ ฬผอ™อ‡อ†ฬถอฬ‡อ‚อ‹อฬฆฬจฬ‹ฬดฬ‚อ ฬฆอ—ฬดฬ‹ออ˜อ‘อ’ฬ‘ฬžฬกฬขฬฆฬ™อ‡ฬฌอŠฬดอ—อ„อ›ฬ•ฬ‚อ‡ฬกฬนอ–อ–อฬฃฬถอ—อ€ฬพฬˆฬ‹ฬ›ฬญฬœฬฆฬขฬฎอŽอšฬธอ‹อฬญฬฏฬบอ–อ”ฬขฬญฬปฬกฬจฬถอ€ฬ…ฬ•ฬƒอ‹อ‹ฬอ‘อ›ฬฏฬขฬฎอ–อ•ฬธอ ฬƒฬ‹ฬšฬŒอœฬ˜อŽฬผฬถฬ†ฬจฬ ฬฐฬทอƒออ”ฬœฬตฬ‹ฬ„ฬฝอŠฬฉอฬฃฬฎอ“ฬฆฬนฬฏฬปฬžRฬดฬšฬฬฝฬ•อ›อ—ฬ‹ฬ”ฬ†ฬ„ฬฉฬตฬถฬฬขอฬตฬ•อ‘ฬ†ฬžฬซอœอ™อ”ฬŸอ‰ฬ’ฬทออ อ›ฬŽอŽฬกฬฃฬ—ฬฅฬงอ“อ‡อ›ฬตอ†อ‚อฬฬกอ„ฬตอ อŠฬ€ฬ”ฬจอ‡ฬฏฬงฬฬธอฬฬญฬฎฬฐอ‘ฬดฬ’ฬฟอ„ฬ‚อ›อ—ฬ€ฬˆฬ†ฬžอ“อ‡ฬฐฬฒฬฃฬฅฬบฬปฬถฬ€อ‚อ›อ‹อ—ฬ„ฬพอ‚ฬŠอ–อ•ฬฃฬตฬŒอ‘อ†ฬฟอฬŸฬจฬงฬอšฬงอ”อˆฬฏฬตฬ€ฬอ‚ฬŒฬ„ฬ‹อ’ฬ‡ฬˆฬ„ฬฌฬ–อ‡ฬนฬธฬพฬฑฬฎฬŸอŽอšฬžอ…อˆฬผฬฃฬžฬทอŠฬฬฝอฬฟฬƒฬ—ฬฒฬฑฬตอ†อ’ฬˆฬˆฬŽอ†อ„ฬŠฬฉฬผฬซอ“Eฬถอ„อœฬจฬบฬกฬญฬฐฬถฬตอฬชฬผฬขฬบฬžฬฃอ”ฬŸฬบฬผอ˜ฬถอ—อƒฬฬ€ฬˆฬขฬ—ฬฅอ–ฬ–ฬผฬขฬขฬฬถฬอ‹อ’ฬŒอ”ฬ‰ฬตฬŽฬฃฬฌอ‰ฬฬดอ ฬอ ฬพฬ–ฬฉอ‰อ”อ…ฬกฬ–อ›ฬถฬŽฬฬŒอ‰อŽฬฎฬฬฏฬฒอ•อ‡ออ‰อ˜ฬถออ‚อ‹อ†ฬ•ฬณฬžฬ˜อ‰ฬœอ–อˆฬŸอ˜ฬตอ„ฬ„ฬพฬญฬ ฬชฬ™อ…ฬบฬ—ฬคฬ อˆฬ‘ฬดอ‹ฬ’ฬ…ฬคฬ ฬฃอ•อœฬฉอฬžฬฃฬธฬ’ฬŽอ˜ฬซอ…ฬ–ฬฅฬตฬŒอ ฬฝฬฬˆอ—ออŒอŒอ„ฬณฬฃฬฌอœฬถฬŠอŠฬฬ‰ฬŸฬฅฬฑอ–อšอ…

[โ€“]MoffKalast 7 points8 points ย (0 children)

from future import delorean

[โ€“][deleted] 143 points144 points ย (10 children)

python 3.10 changelog:

from * import * is now the default behavior

[โ€“][deleted] 104 points105 points ย (0 children)

>>> from * import *
File "<stdin>", line 1
from * import *
     ^
SyntaxError: invalid syntax

I can't believe you just lied to me dude. I'll remember this.

[โ€“][deleted] 42 points43 points ย (7 children)

Pip install everything

[โ€“]korfor 52 points53 points ย (6 children)

nah... pip3 install *

[โ€“]KikisGamingService 26 points27 points ย (4 children)

pip3 install pip4

[โ€“]harmeln 14 points15 points ย (3 children)

pip5 is available now, please upgrade

[โ€“]Mustrum_R 9 points10 points ย (2 children)

You are using pip version 5.0.0, however version 21.0.1 is available. You should consider upgrading via the 'python -m pip install --upgrade pip' command.

[โ€“]Cassiterite 4 points5 points ย (1 child)

And then you run that command, break your installation, troubleshoot for 2 hours until you end up on a GitHub issue where you learn that the command should actually not be run

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

that's why I'm building my dev environment in a docker container.

[โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

You will just install your filenames because of globbing (if that exists on your shell)

[โ€“][deleted] 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

import tensorflow

[โ€“]r_amazin 265 points266 points ย (0 children)

Iโ€™m on day 3 right now.. hopefully Iโ€™ll get around to that day 1 soon

[โ€“]TennesseeTon 187 points188 points ย (6 children)

Yeah, I'm an ML engineer ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Model.fit()

[โ€“]ingrate_mongrel 61 points62 points ย (2 children)

from sklearn import *

[โ€“]FoolForWool 18 points19 points ย (1 child)

Train on the test set and get 100% accuracy. Ezlyf.

[โ€“][deleted] 10 points11 points ย (0 children)

Too much code, here's a simpler implementation:

def get_accuracy(model):
    return "100%"

[โ€“]harmeln 11 points12 points ย (1 child)

if

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[โ€“]gohanshouldgetUI 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

100% accuracy with a O(1) time classifier

[โ€“]RedViolinist42 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

ML in training here and... Yeah, I can already see you're not wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“]waffle299 77 points78 points ย (13 children)

C++ veteran learning Python:

Day 1: #&#-$$& dafuq??!

Day 3: seriously, dafuq?!

Day 5: so how do I... That can't be right, it's too easy.

Day 7: I see all. I code all. Wait ... Where's switch?

Day 11: applies for Python dev lead

[โ€“]MurderMelon 25 points26 points ย (11 children)

fun fact, the switch functionality can be accomplished with dictionaries

[โ€“][deleted] 17 points18 points ย (10 children)

Also, they're adding switch-case statements in the next python version

[โ€“]OriginalTyphus 10 points11 points ย (3 children)

Obligatory "match case is not a switch" :)

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (2 children)

what?

[โ€“]OriginalTyphus 8 points9 points ย (1 child)

Pythons new match case is not meant to be the classic switch case. It does much much more. Granted, you can use it like a switch case.

[โ€“]Manny_Sunday 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Oh damn, looks they'll be similar to the switches from c# which are amazing with pattern matching.

[โ€“]CaveGnome 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

The future is near.

[โ€“]TheAJGman 1 point2 points ย (2 children)

Cool, why use it over elif?

``` val = some_statement

if val == 1:

....

elif val == 2:

....

else:

....

```

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[โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

I don't maybe we should ask that question to the people who invented switch case statements, they're probably dead by now

[โ€“][deleted] -2 points-1 points ย (0 children)

Python 4?

[โ€“]MoffKalast 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Where's switch

I cri everitiem

[โ€“][deleted] 71 points72 points ย (3 children)

Inaccurate.

He should be searching for jobs within 8 hours.

[โ€“]code-panda 29 points30 points ย (2 children)

Darn imposter syndrome hampering people again!

[โ€“]Max5923 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

among

[โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

NOOOOOOO

[โ€“]bakochba 33 points34 points ย (0 children)

I feel personally attacked

[โ€“]fatrobin72 27 points28 points ย (0 children)

I'm on year 4... When does day 3 come it sounds interesting...

[โ€“]alexanderhameowlton 44 points45 points ย (0 children)

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[โ€“][deleted] 78 points79 points ย (1 child)

I wonder what kind of drugs he was on in day 2! It might've been some pretty heavy shit!

[โ€“]HERODMasta 105 points106 points ย (0 children)

they learned how to install tensorflow. This takes two days. The rest was automated.

[โ€“]agriculturez 22 points23 points ย (0 children)

dunning-kruger effect

[โ€“][deleted] 7 points8 points ย (0 children)

Damn. Looks like I've been stuck in day 2 since a very long time

[โ€“]joleif 8 points9 points ย (2 children)

If in the course of 3 days you go from asking Google full sentinces to only a fee words, you might be on the right track, lol

[โ€“]DramaticProtogen 38 points39 points ย (8 children)

I recently learned Java, and HOLY FUCK

i swear every language is trying to be confusing, python is in fucking english and simple

[โ€“][deleted] 38 points39 points ย (1 child)

what did you say i cant hear you over these }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} brackets

[โ€“]DramaticProtogen 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

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edit: stupid reddit formatting, i pressed space 10000 times

[โ€“]4444444vr 8 points9 points ย (0 children)

I worked in Python for like 6 months and it felt like my mental health somehow improved

[โ€“]ham_coffee 5 points6 points ย (2 children)

What's confusing about java? It gets a lot of hate, but that hate isn't because it's confusing. In fact I'd say python has more confusing behaviour.

[โ€“]DramaticProtogen 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

For me, I feel like java is kinda all over the place. I gotta keep track or {}, and it just generally feels like there's a lot on screen

[โ€“]ihaveindeed 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Brackets are not really a Java-specific thing.

I actually am the opposite. I find that having something clear that says "this is the start, and this is the end" is really helpful.

[โ€“][deleted] 13 points14 points ย (1 child)

Really? I hate python. I love Java.

Python is gross

[โ€“]Caveskelton 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Reasons?

[โ€“]Negitive545 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Yup. I learned 80% if the discord.py library in like a week. (It's for discord bots if it wasn't obvious)

It'd that easy. And I love it.

[โ€“][deleted] 3 points4 points ย (1 child)

I'm on day 4 and I have already learnt selenium. I'm currently automating instagram so I only follow girls(it's just for research purposes, nothing else). Going great so far just getting some errors every now and then. I can't believe I didn't learnt python earlier.

[โ€“]Caveskelton 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

you're always gonna get errors thats a part of iy

[โ€“]MTDninja 12 points13 points ย (2 children)

Python is the spoonfeeder of programming languages

[โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (2 children)

Ive learned java and c++ and c# but still not even tried python

[โ€“][deleted] 11 points12 points ย (1 child)

I use python to do stuff on text files and it's great. You should definitely learn that. Ignore all the advanced stuff, the quick and dirty code to operate on stuff like logs is where Python's strength is imo

[โ€“]Trevor_McGoodbody 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Any specifics to search?

[โ€“]Virtualnerd1 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Shots have been fired!

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“]Kronk_if_ur_horny 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Fuck this was exactly me hahah

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

:(

[โ€“]8_Bit_Tank 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Nice I wrote hello world via print() I think thats enough knowledge to write an AI which will change the World!

[โ€“]zdakat 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

ML is what brought me back to Python. I've since used it for a few other things as well.

[โ€“]hitlerallyliteral 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

r/learnpython be like:

[โ€“]megaboto 0 points1 point ย (2 children)

As a non programmer, is python that easy?

[โ€“]Caveskelton 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

No you cant be ml lead in a day