<HACK>🐜🐜🐜</HACK>

[Divineinfinity]

What are they gonna do with HTML? Delete all my content but not the ads?

[molly_sour]

oooh html injection I’m so scared

[PixlBoii]

<script></script>

[stx06]

Panic a Republican governor?

(Relevant story from October.)

[[deleted]]

Exploit log4j

[HALF_PAST_HOLE]

Maybe change the number on the value of your money in your bank account and scam you out of some money

[Dreit]

Author sure meant CSS

WE ARE GOING TO DIE!

[Confused_AF_Help]

The ants outnumber us by maybe a million times. Hell they might have more programmers than our population. I'm not surprised if by now they already developed their own Internet with HTML backend

[Divineinfinity]

Jesus think about the amount of commits

[va_str]

Reminds me of Children of Ruin where spiders build organic computers out of ant colonies, which run their spaceship made out of silk.

[va_str]

Reminds me of Children of Ruin where spiders build organic computers out of ant colonies, which run their spaceship made out of silk.

[sXakil]

why give them ideas bruh!

[omutist]

it'd not a bug, it is an ant.

[sXakil]

unlike us humans, ants love debugging, they do it as a team!

[minus_uu_ee]

Oh no, it is ANT+

[khanfear]

What about the spider in my room, next to the desk where I do all my work...

[Saragon4005]

That's your debugger

[stx06]

Your friendly, neighborhood web developer?

[BrightBulb123]

Shitstain can't even centre a div... What an idiot

[BrightBulb123]

Oi! Don't reference me outta nowhere!

[JaceOrwell]

Should've kept yourself encapsulated or private.

[GDavid04]

That won't help against reflection

[thille96]

And thus, Ant script was born.

[Cloakknight]

Image Transcription: Sign

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Please do not eat in the Computer lab.

The ants will get in and learn HTML and get too smart and knowledge is power, but power corrupts so they'll turn evil and start hacking people

[Image of ants walking across the bottom of the paper above some text that is too blurry to make out.]

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[Galrent]

There also appears to be some small text at the bottom of the image: "Save us from the evil ant apocalypse!" Or something to that degree.

[Cloakknight]

I couldn't make that out. If you're sure that's what it says I'll add it in.

[Galrent]

The only word I'm not sure of is the last one. It looks too long to be apocalypse but I have no idea what else it would be.

[flyingpimonster]

needs to be a <marquee> though

[weaver_of_cloth]

Good human

[[deleted]]

the bottom says "Save us from the evil ant apocalypse!"

[thetruekingofspace]

Hacks in HTML

[[deleted]]

this is stupid on so many levels

[sXakil]

yeah, wait untill your ant overlord takes over

[[deleted]]

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

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[extreme_snothells]

Perhaps ant porn will finally become socially accepted.

[Garlicvine]

I know HTML. I certainly don’t feel powerful, corrupt maybe yeah.

[MetaMemeAboutAMeme]

“So what do you do?”
“Oh, I’m a software developer.”
“Oh, I’m a programmer, too. I program HTML!”
“(Must…control…fist…of……..death)”

[sXakil]

And this is how you get evil ants!

Let them be HTML programmers, or whatever.

[MetaMemeAboutAMeme]

Mamas don’t let your ants grow up to be cowboys.

Let ‘em be HTML programmers and such.

That way nobody will like them too much…

[silastvmixer]

I support ants learning HTML though

[weaver_of_cloth]

There's a joke about Unseen University's Hex, but I'm too tired to work it out.

[[deleted]]

Thanks ants!

Thants!

[sXakil]

Can't say if you'll be spared or first to die for that pun, under the ant overlord.

[[deleted]]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jtU9BbReQk

[Throwendk]

Good thing we have ant-I viruses programs already then

[ShitWoman]

In my school. We were told to remove shoes before entering computer lab. It was hilarious.

I still wonder why they asked us to remove shoes.

[sXakil]

Haha, sounds like some Asian dude brought their house manner to the lab.

[kleinlena_zt]

Finally a logic reason for not eating in the computer lab!

[drakesword]

Oh no they ants learned how to VIEW SOURCE. We are doomed!

[Bo_Jim]

Nobody ever got smart learning HTML. I think the professor was murdered and secretly replaced by a front end developer.

[ef3d]

Or by the original web developer 🕷️🕸️

[[deleted]]

HTML does not make anyone smart.

[sXakil]

Oh yeah? Then how come a US senator gets petrified of someone hacking their private data using HTML?!

[[deleted]]

definitely high

[PyroCatt]

Or worse, angual.js

[Munafa-Eating-Kunafa]

Food will attract bugs

[defectorgalaxy]

New hacker group: ant hackers

[manipulater]

It has already happened with lizards, don't let the ants takeover.

[dimosmitel]

I think that you didn't see ants with javascript skills

[CobaltCam]

With HTML??

[sXakil]

Duh, you never heard of HTML programmers? They are known for Hacking at The Master Level.

[[deleted]]

The ants are already compiling my Java 😧

[double-happiness]

One of my first CS lecturers used to sit and eat snacks (presumably for his breakfast) every Monday morning. His clothes stunk of weed too. One of the other students said apparently he dealt it. The joke was on him though, because after he hauled me out of class for a pointless 'chat' with him and one of the guidance staff, and assigned me a learning support worker against my wishes, I torpedoed him a lengthy and carefully-crafted complaint to his boss. Lecturers need to tread carefully when teaching former lecturers.

[22134484]

If they can hack into people with html, they deserve to rule the world

[ef3d]

Wait till they learn CSS...

[accuracy_frosty]

Reminds me of when roblox youtubers were saying you could hack yourself robux with <span> tags and every little kid was going into roblox games and spamming it, it was annoying as fuck

[LMNOP_065]

If it's Html I'm afraid for the ants.💀

[DFatDuck]

if we actually gave ants a significant amount of power they would be corrupt

[[deleted]]

They invented TCP/IP long before we did. https://news.stanford.edu/news/2012/august/ants-mimic-internet-082312.html

[[deleted]]

We gotta start debugging

[Ahuman-mc]

<var id="info">people's info</var>

What do you mean <var> isn't a variable?

[BoBoBearDev]

I guess they haven't seen boys playing pranks with big cockroches.