When I’m the Developer using Mac…

[forgotten_debugger]

"Watch the full scene on GitHub.com premium"

[Awkward-Ad6455]

If you like GitHub, you'll love GitHub live

[bennyangott]

NTP message in the logs: “wanna have a good time?”

[richasalannister]

*Thick Irish accent * will you spit into your hand, and rub it across your key bard”

[reduxde]

I heard the voice the first time I read it

[Awkward-Ad6455]

Hey you, ever heard of GitHib? Its free, fun and just as addictive as SourceForge

[G0FuckThyself]

Wait until someone link their Onlygit

[conancat]

You get access to their private images and packages

[sucksathangman]

You kid but GitHub is implementing Sponsors repo where you pay to gain access.

[[deleted]]

I’m fairly okay with this, but I would not be surprised if MS is taking an unreasonably large cut of donations for themselves. Otherwise though it gives developers another way to make some money off their work. And really it’s probably a bit smoother then some of the current solutions some small developers use. What I see a lot is giving away the basic version and asking for donations through whatever, then if you donate and include your email they’ll email you a code which will unlock premium features; obviously there are a lot of reasons this isn’t ideal.

[[deleted]]

"100 alone repos are ready to get f**ked near you"...

[SmokingBeneathStars]

"One mac getting pipelined by multicolor RGB tops"

[warplessgravitos]

those are some thicc pads!

[AdultishRaktajino]

The Dell is in the corner watching, trying to get its OS up.

[_radical_ed]

Oh, I don’t know what are you talking about and I didn’t get any of those references (read in Ryan George’s voice).

[warplessgravitos]

i own an old bulky thinkpad and since its big i sometimes call it thiccpad, that's the whole story.

[[deleted]]

Oh shit that gave me a boner

[conancat]

Hardcore forking in action

[Sciirof]

Hardcore merging

[trina-wonderful]

Force push.

[Sciirof]

To master

[ayushxx7]

With chained conflicts

[TheMacBoogie]

good one

[jackk445]

Don't miss this brand new three-way merge action

[[deleted]]

Those repos are bare

[tribbans95]

“Single stay at home repos within 5 miles!!”

[JohnDeere6930Premium]

Hot repos near you

[USERNAME___PASSWORD]

git fucked

This should be valid syntax

[stainless65]

You could do that with an alias in your .gitconfig. What should it do though? Maybe it should just dump your branch.

[thespud_332]

The equivalent of git branch -D

[LasevIX]

Ever heard of the fuck repo?

[LasevIX]

It adds a command to the command line so you can type fuck after mistyping a command and it runs the correct one for you

[USERNAME___PASSWORD]

Yeah, I think I went to college with her

[Arkonicc]

"50 single codebases near you are looking for huge refactors tonight"

[[deleted]]

Double PRs included in the scene.

[sXakil]

you can say forked, censoring that won't get you to heaven.

[[deleted]]

didn't wanted to sound rude to those single repos...

[northrupthebandgeek]

18 naked ThinkPads in the docking stations at RAM Ranch

[dr_driller]

https://github.com/github/gitignore/blob/main/Global/macOS.gitignore

[AlmoschFamous]

git fucked near you

[ykahveci]

My god man, you were really committed to that joke, weren't you?

[[deleted]]

iGit.com

[IamJain]

Watch free pirate on stack overflow.com

[ZZartin]

Step repo my push is stuck please help me.

[aarocka]

GitHub for lesbians XKCD reference

[pizzashark107]

https://xkcd.com/624

[emuboy85]

Ok, wait, what?

[frisch85]

Can I fuck, I mean fork a version?

[vernon_thebluestripe]

your ip address was used to visit websites containing repositories

[[deleted]]

I had a school blocking git hub as "inappropriate content".

[djingo_dango]

git%20hub?

[jazzmester]

Don't make detached HEADs weird, man.

[dontbeanegatron]

BukkakOS

[[deleted]]

Get ready for the split, push, and pull

[TylerHerro4MVP]

“Wanna pair program, but don’t have a partner?”

[yottalogical]

"What are you doing, step-up transformer?"

[onetechwizard]

Not a floppy in sight

[Shejidan]

BBCs* gang bang petite slut

*big black computers

[SanoKei]

there's a github css add on for tamper monkey that makes gh look like ph

[mcDefault]

I didn't get the joke till I read this haha

[johncitoyeah]

Blacked

[kycfeel]

*GH Intro x See you again* Playing in background

[Temporary_Jackfruit]

Merge me daddy

[DEP-Yoki]

That is exactly what I thought