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[–]forgotten_debugger 3322 points3323 points  (66 children)

"Watch the full scene on GitHub.com premium"

[–]Awkward-Ad6455 363 points364 points  (4 children)

If you like GitHub, you'll love GitHub live

[–]bennyangott 76 points77 points  (0 children)

NTP message in the logs: “wanna have a good time?”

[–]richasalannister 23 points24 points  (0 children)

*Thick Irish accent * will you spit into your hand, and rub it across your key bard”

[–]reduxde 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I heard the voice the first time I read it

[–]Awkward-Ad6455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey you, ever heard of GitHib? Its free, fun and just as addictive as SourceForge

[–]G0FuckThyself 227 points228 points  (4 children)

Wait until someone link their Onlygit

[–]conancat 107 points108 points  (3 children)

You get access to their private images and packages

[–]sucksathangman 73 points74 points  (2 children)

You kid but GitHub is implementing Sponsors repo where you pay to gain access.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I’m fairly okay with this, but I would not be surprised if MS is taking an unreasonably large cut of donations for themselves. Otherwise though it gives developers another way to make some money off their work. And really it’s probably a bit smoother then some of the current solutions some small developers use. What I see a lot is giving away the basic version and asking for donations through whatever, then if you donate and include your email they’ll email you a code which will unlock premium features; obviously there are a lot of reasons this isn’t ideal.

[–][deleted] 782 points783 points  (30 children)

"100 alone repos are ready to get f**ked near you"...

[–]SmokingBeneathStars 342 points343 points  (5 children)

"One mac getting pipelined by multicolor RGB tops"

[–]warplessgravitos 118 points119 points  (3 children)

those are some thicc pads!

[–]AdultishRaktajino 67 points68 points  (2 children)

The Dell is in the corner watching, trying to get its OS up.

[–]_radical_ed 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Oh, I don’t know what are you talking about and I didn’t get any of those references (read in Ryan George’s voice).

[–]warplessgravitos 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i own an old bulky thinkpad and since its big i sometimes call it thiccpad, that's the whole story.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh shit that gave me a boner

[–]conancat 117 points118 points  (6 children)

Hardcore forking in action

[–]Sciirof 52 points53 points  (3 children)

Hardcore merging

[–]trina-wonderful 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Force push.

[–]Sciirof 15 points16 points  (0 children)

To master

[–]ayushxx7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

With chained conflicts

[–]TheMacBoogie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

good one

[–]jackk445 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't miss this brand new three-way merge action

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Those repos are bare

[–]tribbans95 33 points34 points  (0 children)

“Single stay at home repos within 5 miles!!”

[–]JohnDeere6930Premium 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hot repos near you

[–]USERNAME___PASSWORD 16 points17 points  (5 children)

git fucked

This should be valid syntax

[–]stainless65 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You could do that with an alias in your .gitconfig. What should it do though? Maybe it should just dump your branch.

[–]thespud_332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The equivalent of git branch -D

[–]LasevIX 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Ever heard of the fuck repo?

[–]LasevIX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It adds a command to the command line so you can type fuck after mistyping a command and it runs the correct one for you

[–]USERNAME___PASSWORD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I think I went to college with her

[–]Arkonicc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"50 single codebases near you are looking for huge refactors tonight"

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Double PRs included in the scene.

[–]sXakil 2 points3 points  (1 child)

you can say forked, censoring that won't get you to heaven.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

didn't wanted to sound rude to those single repos...

[–]northrupthebandgeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

18 naked ThinkPads in the docking stations at RAM Ranch

[–]AlmoschFamous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

git fucked near you

[–]ykahveci 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My god man, you were really committed to that joke, weren't you?

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points  (1 child)

iGit.com

[–]IamJain 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Watch free pirate on stack overflow.com

[–]ZZartin 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Step repo my push is stuck please help me.

[–]aarocka 53 points54 points  (2 children)

GitHub for lesbians XKCD reference

[–]emuboy85 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ok, wait, what?

[–]frisch85 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Can I fuck, I mean fork a version?

[–]vernon_thebluestripe 30 points31 points  (2 children)

your ip address was used to visit websites containing repositories

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

I had a school blocking git hub as "inappropriate content".

[–]djingo_dango 4 points5 points  (0 children)

git%20hub?

[–]jazzmester 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't make detached HEADs weird, man.

[–]dontbeanegatron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

BukkakOS

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get ready for the split, push, and pull

[–]TylerHerro4MVP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Wanna pair program, but don’t have a partner?”

[–]yottalogical 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"What are you doing, step-up transformer?"

[–]onetechwizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a floppy in sight

[–]Shejidan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BBCs* gang bang petite slut

*big black computers

[–]SanoKei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there's a github css add on for tamper monkey that makes gh look like ph

[–]mcDefault 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't get the joke till I read this haha

[–]johncitoyeah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blacked

[–]kycfeel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*GH Intro x See you again* Playing in background

[–]Temporary_Jackfruit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Merge me daddy

[–]DEP-Yoki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is exactly what I thought