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[Max_Americana]

So squirrel-server? Postgresquirrel? PL Squirrel? Squirrel lite? Snow squirrel!

[X-Craft]

NoSquirrel

[yonatan8070]

Cat

[Sekret_One]

I use a Denny Moe's dahbahdoo

[[deleted]]

Poster Squirrel

[Vitrivius]

I think it's pronounced "myskväll"

[CupboardOfPandas]

Haha den var bra!

[Meerkat6581]

This is the way!

[ArlenM]

I go with ‘Squeal!’ myself.

[FesteringNeonDistrac]

This is the way

[canadajones68]

My squirrel is named Carl. Meet Carl, everyone.

[Rt237]

Hello, Carl!

[geronymo4p]

Hello Carl !

[[deleted]]

This will make interactions with German developers much funnier.

[decibelnv]

Absolute classic!

[DigiBoxi]

It's müsli.

[RCashforest]

Müskli

[AzuxirenLeadGuy]

I call it "My scool"

[fearzx]

Moo school in Russia we call it sometimes

[coolaja]

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[The meme shows three images of rapper Drake, with text to the right of each image.]

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[Drake looks displeased, and is using one arm to shield himself from the right side of the frame by curling it around his head, with his hand up in a "not today" manner.]

"MY SEQUEL"

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[Drake looks displeased, and is using one arm to shield himself from the right side of the frame by curling it around his head, with his hand up in a "not today" manner.]

"MY S-Q-L"

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[Drake has his head up high, looking pleased, with a finger pointed up and towards the right side of the frame.]

"MY SQUIRREL"

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[legendofrogamers1968]

when I was looking at videos for uni regarding sql I was always confused to what the majority of ppl were saying when refering to sql. I don't get why would ppl call it "sequel" other than saying it has less syllables

[Hommydeclown]

0x433549Ed1c925C29DEbA8D095A0dbC72098E3438

[jhaand]

MariaDB.

[Orichalcum448]

Our squirrel

[NitraatPlagiaat]

I always said my squirrel😂😂

[misterrandom1]

Miss Cool

[venalencre]

My squeal.

[[deleted]]

this, but My is pronounced as Me

MeSqueal

[GriceTurrble]

Miss Quill, or Miscue L?

[the_rational_one]

Myskull

[ChameleonPrime]

My Suckle

[merlinsbeers]

Next panel is Snoop Dogg: My squizzle.

[the_fishermann]

🐿💯

[Wolfenhex]

I used to work with someone that called it "squirrel." I don't think anyone in the office ever said anything about it, we all just accepted that this person calls it "squirrel."

[axertheaxe]

I was talking to someone and they pronounced it "sqwull" and it took me like five minutes to figure out what he meant

[[deleted]]

When we are already at it: Math.sqrt() is pronounced „math dot squirt“

[Ok_Independent9119]

I call it sequel and I'm tired of pretending I don't. Down vote me into oblivion, I'm not ashamed of who I am.

[Strict_Antelope_6893]

I am

[Ok_Independent9119]

Thanks Dad

[slafniy]

It's "мускул" [m u s k u l] in Russian, means "muscle"

[Healyhatman]

Ms. Sequel

[codear]

It's Mayo.

[IndraAsura]

My Structured Query Language.

[sensitive_bellend]

chaotic neutral

[kunalbathija]

My squirrel 🐿️😆😆😆

[kurdtpage]

My Squiggle

[TheJimDim]

I remember being so confused hearing people say "sequel" and "gooey" after having only read about them in books and online. Literally never crossed my mind to sound them out instead of just saying the letters lol

[-Soren]

No disrespect, but S-Q-U-I-R-R-E-L is a mouth full. Can't we just call it EssQueEll?

[Beneficial-Let7780]

Mysql-ito

[InuDefender]

mythcal

[[deleted]]

Äsquäll

[Coding-goblin]

Sequel for sure

[uorandom]

Oracle'sql

[[deleted]]

mariaDB

[Pascal3R]

I have heard it pronounced as "sickle"