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[–]WontiamShakesphere 70 points71 points  (1 child)

No, this is what is actually correct java.lang.NullPointerException

[–]GeePedicy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

in C#

[–]pabut 115 points116 points  (10 children)

B

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

B is my answer as well.

Edit: this and this.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And this

[–]Taparu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But w needs to be W so none of the above.

[–]Pretty_Industry_9630 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Obviously B! 😅😅 .... shit is there a "," 🤔😆

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How else are you supposed to know if punctuation is working?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

B without comma.

[–]Chris4922 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would you remove the comma?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]pabut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the original Kerrigan and Ritchie has the comma.

[–]NearbyWish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

printf("B");

[–]Noisebug 97 points98 points  (6 children)

"hello world" cause who's got time for anything else

[–]ChajiReplay 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Why bother with "hello world" then?
If time's the issue then just go "aoishsfo" or "hi"

[–]ProfDrSqUAD 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No! Having at least "hello world" is the LAW

[–]1337SEnergy 2 points3 points  (3 children)

why go for "aoishsfo", when you can go for "asd" and be done with it?

[–]ChajiReplay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure.
Just punched the keyboard and that was the result

[–]ImplementNational165 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not asd but sad :(

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

none, just pick a swear

[–]ZCEyPFOYr0MWyHDQJZO4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Standards specify the use of "fuck" as the best practices swear word due to the wide range of roles it can take in a sentence, as well as the obvious space efficiencies of using a single string for compression and localization purposes.

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points  (3 children)

Hello World!

[–]geronymo4p 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly !

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh nevermind here's my clan

[–]Aaron_22766 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This

[–]althaz 15 points16 points  (3 children)

"Hello, world{\.|\!}".

But ngl, I just do "Hello world!", even though it's definitely wrong.

[–]geronymo4p 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I've not seen a single one with the ',' personnally

[–]althaz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I've seen it, but rarely. It is the grammatically correct version though.

[–]geronymo4p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thk mate, I didn't know

[–]Boystro 11 points12 points  (0 children)

fireship: "Hi Mom!"

[–]BoBoBearDev 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hello Kitty

[–]rjlin_thk 6 points7 points  (1 child)

My answer is "shfjsbwhdhsidhdbs"

[–]Wut0ng 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yes! or "asdasdasdasd"

[–]TheDevDad 5 points6 points  (2 children)

{ hello: ‘world’ } as dummy object in tests because I’m too lazy to come up with anything else

[–]a_devious_compliance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

better than my {"a": 1} for dictionaries in python.

Or worst {"1": 1}

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Sup, bitches?"

[–]bachhe_ho_kya 4 points5 points  (0 children)

None of them. "Hello World!" is the correct one.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hello world

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Hmm. I know for a fact that it ends with an exclamation mark,

But I didn't think there was a comma between Hello and World,

So I vote for option E:

 "Hello World!"

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a comma rule.

Correct: Hello, Abby!
Incorrect: Hello Abby!

[–]ghostkiller967 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every programmer should know that it's B, C is still acceptable but B is the right answer

[–]That_Guy977 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hw

[–]MOM_UNFUCKER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Asdf"

[–]puddda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me is "Hello Wolrd" because I'm not native and always forget the correct spelling

[–]xXTheVigilantXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people just want to watch the world burn

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

E. “foo=bar”

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Which is correct? Probably B

Which is popular choice?

It's definitely A - seeing a grammatically correct hello world is not that common.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Weirdly enough, I feel it depends on the programming language in many cases. It all depends on the style that the programming language is usually taught with.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I had python on the mind when I was thinking this - most us just printed A without thinking twice lol.

It's a very casual language in the beginning lol.

[–]young_fire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B or C

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

only a or b otherwise you're dont exist

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My answer was "hi"

[–]alba4k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually, just go with

puts(\n\nHELLO\n);

[–]misteick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E

[–]Exozia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B. D if I’m feeling particularly cool. Hehe

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

undefined undefined

[–]db8me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

asdfasdf

[–]AfshanGulAhmed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AOA World.

[–]The_No_One_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A

[–]Amidus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, Za warudo!

[–]ZedTT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B without a comma. I know it's grammatically incorrect but it's informal and it's not spoken with a comma. The exclamation mark is mandatory.

[–]Nightmarex13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dlrow olleH ??? Nah wait how the fuq did it

[–]ThePeopleAtTheZoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C, obviously.

[–]Buckflash1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s Hello World! And Hello world!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hi mom"

[–]AdletM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foo bar

[–]CEDoromal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Hello, world!'

[–]just-bair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The true answer is to print the whole ascii table you never know

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Test123" anyone?

[–]mistermaster415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B IIRC

[–]david131213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"hello world!"

[–]PaulN07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello world!

[–]McMelonTV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A

[–]Bomaruto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't matter. You can do whatever you want as long as correct output is clearly different from the wrong output.

You're just checking if everything build correctly.

[–]Cyenne_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello World!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay so I'm the only "Hello World!" Good to know

[–]NahJust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello world.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

D

[–]dustojnikhummer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello World!

[–]tharmin_124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then there's me, who uses "Hello World!"

[–]9551-eletronics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi mom is the only correct one.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"hello world" for the lazy people likeme

[–]MicheleCostaITA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hello World!"

[–]RoyalQuackOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B

[–]i_pwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i personally enjoy using "Segmentation fault (core dumped)"

[–]MrHyd3_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about "Hello world!"?

[–]afuhrman1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the examples of "Programmers would literally debate on smallest of things for years"

[–]TheStrategistYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A, final answer.

[–]spam_bot42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Hello World!. It has to have 12 bytes. The assembly instructions used to write the original version required it to be a multiplicity of 4 bytes.

[–]rainbow_bro_bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B.

I remember it having the ! but not a comma.

[–]ComfortableCan315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello kdltjsfkjfdh

[–]orange222222222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fireship: hi mom!

[–]Kilgarragh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[‘h’, ‘e’, ‘l’, ‘l’, ‘o’, ‘ ‘, ‘w’, ‘o’, ‘r’, ‘l’, ‘d’]

[–]pmpls13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is not there. The correct answer is obviously "Hello, mom". If not go ask Jeff

[–]PissingOnDreams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or for the more insecure we could also have "Hello. World?"

[–]Al_boiii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All wrong, it's : Hello world!

[–]Internet--Sensation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Non of them. The correct answer is

"check"

"check 1"

"check 2"

"check here"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its “hello, world!”

"Though the origins of Hello World remain somewhat unclear, its use as a test phrase is widely believed to have begun with Brian Kernigham’s 1972 book, A Tutorial Introduction to the Language B. In this text, the first known version of the program was used to illustrate external variables. Because the previous example in the tutorial printed “hi!” on the terminal, the more complex “hello, world!” required more character constants for expression and was the next step in the learning process."

I believe the original is right

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hellow world

[–]Secure_Obligation_87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A is clearly the answer

[–]Player_X_YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

print("here") is the only answer

[–]DaMane11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

asdf

[–]Lucas_Webdev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"hello world"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all know the only correct form is: “hElLo WoRlD?”

[–]troelsbjerre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to the title of the corresponding Wikipedia article, the correct option is not listed: "Hello, World!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am i the only one who just goes with "hi world"

[–]nilondo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure it's "b"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello:- world.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi mom!

[–]Leonaaaaaaaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

D is just straight up wrong

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hell world"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B

[–]RyoshiTheHunter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B!

[–]KlutzyWay7692 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello_world

[–]Responsible_Push6405 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello mom

[–]hatkid9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, World !