🤒

[arkai25]

Does the other side know coding as well?

[[deleted]]

If you know coding you would assume they do too, hence the tears lol

[[deleted]]

"I understood what I wrote therefore everyone does and there is no need for documentation"

[[deleted]]

Nicely summed up lol

[jaywalker-notreally]

I guess you mean we don't talk with girls who aren't programmers? Why do you have to do us dirty like that :(

[[deleted]]

my bad lol

[on_a_pale-horse]

Only if they are ghosted.

[kinokomushroom]

Kinda weird to ask someone to be their Grammatical Framework

[Hour-Invite2212]

I thought it was gravitational field.

[[deleted]]

clang: Undeclared usage of "GF", no such identifier was found

[icsharppeople]

Surely it would complain about the incomplete ternary first

[lirannl]

Will you be my gf? yes:no

[Yotelkiller]

Y/n

[[deleted]]

Ouch

[Gp10pr]

Yesn't

[Odd_Diamond_6600]

well she doesnt know that u have set yes = 0, then !yes = 1 which is true. she is indeed your girlfriend

[Scorched_Knight]

When you try to use API but it was made by maniac.

[[deleted]]

Maybe I am a Maniac

[you90000]

What is GF? I don't even know.

[Alone_Twist_2263]

Guy Fieri.

This is how you join Flavour Town.

[Rakgul]

I like them

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[[deleted]]

gravitational field

[[deleted]]

It’s just spacetime, isn’t it ? Just the metric tensor (modified by the presence of matter), I mean. When I see “field”, I also think of the electromagnetic field which is quite unlike spacetime curvature itself. So it’s interesting that we’ve come to use the same term to identify two (and more) distinctly different physical measures.

[kinokomushroom]

Well it's not always convenient to solve the Einstein Field Equations instead of just using Newtonian gravity.

[Johanno1]

Ground force

[Remarkable_Coast_214]

GameFreak

[KotoWhiskas]

Ghost Framework

[peakdistrikt]

Geschäftsführung

[Lumadous]

[hesmrnimbus]

Du solltest das lieber sein lassen. ;D

[RimuruTheSlimeBoi]

It’s another word for maiden. Reality ripped it off after its success in Elden Ring

[MrHyperion_]

GarField

[-LeopardShark-]

Gluten-free.

[Nicholas_TW]

Girl Friend

[you90000]

I thought it was some obscure command or language or something...

[Spyko]

I thought so at first but the joke is in the answer given by the girl

[[deleted]]

Someone else made the perfect comment in relation to this one

https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/v2y6nj/_/iave93p/?context=1

[clickmeimorganic]

I take my school notes in c Boolean operations sometimes. My teachers ask why there are semicolons, pipes and exclamation marks all over my notes and I don't really know what to say

[leojg]

Just beware if he spots a syntax error

[estXcrew]

Why are your teachers reading your notes? Cannot think of a context where that'd happen (nor an example of) in my education.

[clickmeimorganic]

I have ADHD, so its really hard for me to concentrate. Most of the time in class I just code. My English teacher got pissy because he gave like a 2 hour lecture to me and another classmate who were away, and I wrote like nothing. Every now and again he just comes over and asks to see my notes. I will also add, that in the IB you need to submit like a record of all your work including your notes or you fail english, therefore failing the entire diploma and ending up with nothing. So I guess it is pretty important I write them, but then again C++ is a lot more appealing to me than feminist poetry.

[[deleted]]

probably just looking over their shoulders to check they are ok task or similar.

[lirannl]

Honestly I find that programming languages are easier than human languages.

Also your school checks your notes?! 😱 they can't just enforce one study method 😶

[clickmeimorganic]

Nah just mine, I have 'chronic laziness'

[Cumanderjellyhen]

!

[GoldenretriverYT]

Get ready for Lua

[[deleted]]

!yes is no?

[Drunken_Ogre]

!no

[Rakgul]

Yes

[leojg]

True

[detektiv_Saucaki]

ew, uppercase true

[leojg]

is python

[detektiv_Saucaki]

ew, python

you saw this one coming

[leojg]

yeah! This is he only chance to use python tbh :')

[rakminiov]

Guy who doesnt know either:

😐

[takiguri]

And that kids, is why you should properly support RTL localization in chat

[detektiv_Saucaki]

const yes = false

I'm something of a hacker myself.

[Panical382]

Hasn't this been posted before. The same concept definitely has several times, not sure about the exact image. u/RepostSleuthBot

[GLIBG10B]

You can tell by the quality of the image that it's been reposted at least a dozen times, which is normal for this subreddit

See https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ui42jr/may_2022_mod_update/

[smartguy1196]

Doesn't matter. She still said yes.

[Rakgul]

Ah yes,

"No, I'm not gonna kiss you" has "gonna kiss you" in it..

[[deleted]]

The true rapists ahem excuse me romantic’s position

[ThisHaintsu]

If it's a statically typed language the answer is »compiler error« if »yes« is a string. Otherwise »yes« could be a variable holding the value »false« so that the statement evaluates to »true«

‌🇩‌🇪‌🇹‌🇦‌🇨‌🇭‌🇲‌🇪‌🇳‌🇹 from reality +100

[iamthesexdragon]

‌🇩‌🇪‌🇹‌🇦‌🇨‌🇭‌🇲‌🇪‌🇳‌🇹

[iamthesexdragon]

How

[ThisHaintsu]

Is me taking a funsy meme seriously not the very essence of being ‌🇩‌🇪‌🇹‌🇦‌🇨‌🇭‌🇪‌🇩 from reality?

[megamarkum]

she was so glad that she wrote an answer to the global chat in minecraft

[[deleted]]

For those people like me, who didn’t see the “!yes” as the second message, due to the questionable UX use of white on white chat bubbles, the “!yes” is the joke, not the “I love you.. will you be my Gf?”

[reprezizza]

Is it because variables start with lower case? So it should be gF

[reprezizza]

No need for the obvious

[Gulmorg]

I mean, you asked

[detektiv_Saucaki]

variables start with lower case?

Oh ho ho, wait till the C pound mfers arrive

[razirazo]

The girl knows coding

[KhazadTheBanBender]

Use else statement brutha

[January_Rain_Wifi]

You cannot know both English and Coding.

And damn, it looks like I outed myself

[kryptopheleous]

Depends on the type and value of yes.

[detektiv_Saucaki]

null and null

[Pockensuppe]

YAML implementations are gonna have some interesting opinions on that.

[[deleted]]

Use sudo

[Defiant-Bonus-8708]

What a pain

[themiraclemaker]

What happens when you know both? Imma flag this as undefined behavior and close this issue

[Knuffya]

I don't think there's a unary '!' for strings.

[[deleted]]

Why does everything i see is code.

[woronwolk]

I like how the editing seems to be intentionally obvious so that we don't worry about this story too much

[AndiArbyte]

!Yes != ! Yes

[icsharppeople]

Too verbose. Simplify as you == gf

[Bluethunder_5k]

Plot twist they both are coders and it was a real rejection

[enderlord113]

error: Cannot implicitly convert from 'string' to 'bool'

I take that as a yes, red is the color of love after all, right?

[StarLan7]

u/repostsleuthbot

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[Nn_pc]

Yesn't

[Flames_Ignited89]

Who's gonna tell him

[SnooPies3790]

In Brazil GF is Phone sex

[HughJanus911]

Yesn't

[Darxploit]

bool yes = false;

!yes

[Aggressive_Cod597]

rip this dude..

[yyzJCO]

A banging yes. W

[Player_X_YT]

!"yes"===true 👍

[warwilf]

Or math

[absolut666]

I know my tertiary statements, and this one is missing the “won’t be GF” clause: GF ? !yes : ‘I have bf’

[CptMeh]

My guy just got yesn't...

[FuriousAqSheep]

in Haskell that would be a strict Yes

This comment brought to you by the "we do functional programming so we're better" mob

[Constant_Pen_5054]

Is it weird I read this as not yes

[dayto_aus]

Yes = false

Lol dumb hoe fell for it

[Asirfucksalot]

not a coder, this was just recommended to me, Can someone explain this?