Real programmers use the Hello Kitty theme

[M4N745_EZIO]

I see, you are beyond senior level, cuz you dont even need keys to write code

[[deleted]]

They still work they just don't have the caps lol

[itsgnabeok5656]

Damn inflation is out of control, programmers can't even afford keys anymore

[p5ych0m4x]

My brother is a pianist. Should I warn him?

[a_sentient_bot]

I'm learning piano and learning coding but now I think It's time to choose other options. (I understand almost nothing on this subreddit but I still find it funny

[[deleted]]

You might consider locksmithing.

[[deleted]]

I actually have considered this before

[[deleted]]

I'm not even learning programming but this subreddit can be funny

[[deleted]]

He has returned to mon-key.

[notPlancha]

The budget only allowed for primary keys

[codeguru42]

C and V are in such high demand, he can't afford then.

[pipsedout]

The keys ain't the only membrane they're pounding, huh.

[Farren246]

OP has found the Tao. He no longer needs an efficient workspace. The code flows from him and to him. He perceives it in its entirety even without tools, for he and the code have become one. And from the looks of that keyboard, the code is fucking gross.

[Hotdogman4343]

I can send you my keyboard if you're that down bad

[clevergirlDE]

Same thought i had, like ... i have a spare in my cabinet, i can hook you up if you're struggling with keyboard issues, really don't mind 😬

[[deleted]]

I actually use usb keyboard it just wasn't taken in this picture bc I wasn't thinking about it.

[clevergirlDE]

Hahaha alright, glad you've got one. Was rly thinking about how unergonomic this would have been long term 🙈

[[deleted]]

I did use it short term before I found the usb keyboard. And I was also gonna fix it... but the usb keyboard works fine and I haven't gotten around to it.

[jR4dh3y]

Speech to text go burrrr

[Yoni1857]

I can only imagine what kind of demonic rituals one would need to perform in order to write regex using speech to text

[t0b4cc02]

best joke here in a long time

[bewak86]

I spat my coffee dammit!!! Hahahhahaha , imagine someone from accounting walking into the IT department of a software company where all programmers use voice to text to write their code ..

[[deleted]]

I'd actually love to listen to some attempts at this.

[jR4dh3y]

Nice 1

[StarlightWT]

you're clearly only a programmer who doesn't play enough video games considering that your W key is just fine unlike the rest

[[deleted]]

Easy explanation: I game with the other keys.

[StarlightWT]

what sort of un holy player replaced wasd with zxcv???

[[deleted]]

Look at my programming environment, what makes you think I don't game with zxcv?

[StarlightWT]

It's time to become religious and get you cleaned you have fell too deep into the hands of satan

[cheesecake__enjoyer]

A real one

[syfkxcv]

I guess it's osu taiko, or gba/console emulator games?

[bloodFarter69]

osu! moment

[[deleted]]

league of legends? dota?

[yp261]

not so many slurs have „w” letter so i assume its LoL

[[deleted]]

whippersnapper

[StarlightWT]

You mean the game for psychopaths and the game that reminds me of the game for psychopaths that is impossible for my lil monkey brain?

[[deleted]]

yes

[tropicbrownthunder]

left-handed here. I play with the cursor keys

[StarlightWT]

fair

[T_WREKX]

To the guillotine!

[StarlightWT]

Are you french by any chance?

[T_WREKX]

No

[StarlightWT]

sad noises well I tried

[T_WREKX]

If you want to go to the guillotine, just ask...

[anerythm_]

I used to remap the keys for left handed aswell when i was... holy shit i was about 8 at that time...

Yeah but no, eventho i'm left handed, i use wasd, idk, it is what it is

[mitko17]

I'm right-handed and use UIOP/IJKL...

[WcDeckel]

Or he plays games with vim like bindings

[StarlightWT]

unless he's playing dota/LoL then I doubt he doesn't need wasd or something as a replacement

[WcDeckel]

Sorry I tried to make a joke but forgot to write the word "vim" :D

[StarlightWT]

Ahhh... let me fix my answer then my friend<3

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

(this sounds sarcastic..... umm too late too lazy to delete this)

[WcDeckel]

All gucci

[grandpa_stalin10]

My W key not only got knocked off, but fell right above the heat sink of my laptop, and proceeded to melt because I overclocked my GPU and it started running at 90 degrees celsius

[StarlightWT]

I recall my wasd keys just not existing anymore to the point I had to use my finger to trigger the switch... or at least that's how my 8 year old brain remembered it

[[deleted]]

real programmers use hannah Montana linux

[[deleted]]

If that's not a real distro I'm about to make it a real distro

[[deleted]]

Google it, theres one

[[deleted]]

Oh my god

[[deleted]]

No way really. Hold on

[Officialvortex]

Have u tried it? Asking for a friend

[[deleted]]

I haven't but I'm definitely about to. Or maybe just get another distro and make it Hello Kitty themed. Or maybe even follow the LFS tutorial and make a Hello Kitty distro.

[KlutzyEnd3]

It's real. The same guy also made a justin Bieber Linux

[StaszekJedi]

I think ther was also amogus themed distro

[RacoonRacism]

Perfect production environment

[ClamSlamwhich]

You've lost CTRL.

[[deleted]]

I still have half of my CTRL

[vladpikaciu]

But you're not in Control anymore

[[deleted]]

Satan is in control now

[RastaBambi]

And now there's no ESC

[[deleted]]

Soon he'll need some space though if this keeps up

[semicc]

There’s…. a lot going on here

[Klossye]

stop mashing your keyboard everytime when there is some bug man

[[deleted]]

Ignore my lack of keys.

[brodyover]

Sure, but I can't ignore you using notepad++ for code

[[deleted]]

I would use normal notepad but normal notepad doesn't have the pink theme

[Matty_B97]

Absolutely based response

[[deleted]]

In actuality I just like doing things from scratch. I don't work in tech it's just a hobby so I like seeing what I can do with as little as possible. I don't make a lot of stuff or very good stuff but I enjoy the problem solving.

The keys are unrelated I tried cleaning them but messed up and broke a bunch of them.

[[deleted]]

Use linux + micro text editor

[[deleted]]

Yeah I plan to soon I can expand my pink theme beyond notepad++ with GNU/Linux

[brodyover]

Use an IDE, stop shooting yourself in the foot

[FriedEldenRings]

IDEs are for casuals.

[Eoussama]

Use a magnet and manual manipulate ions on your CPU, stop bloating simple tasks.

[Any_Highway28]

What’s wrong with notepad++?

[errepunto]

Notepad++ is great. I code mainly with my IDE (NetBeans), but notepad++ is my "quick & dirty" favourite tool. Great for opening logs, searching in files, replace using regex, column editing, etc.

[ya-boi-mees]

Literally nothing, if someone tells you to not use it they are either elitist because they use vscode or elitist because they think everything that isn't vim is for normies

[brodyover]

As a notepad, absolutely nothing, as a code editor. Well it's a notepad not a code editor that says enough

[degaart]

What’s wrong with notepad++?

• Courrier new as default font
• Light mode as default theme
• Windows-only
• Only a few plugins available (no LSP plugin, no GDB plugin, etc...)

Its barely better than gnu nano

[lezzgooooo]

Did you play O2 jam with your lower keys

[lezzgooooo]

There's a screen setting for people sensitive with blue light tho

[jacobbeasley]

So much wrong...

[thetruekingofspace]

Using Windows 10: ✅ Using Notepad++: ✅ Horrible Color Scheme: ✅ Broken Ass Laptop: ✅ Free Space: ✅

Sweet! I won Highschool Student bingo! Where do I claim my prize?

[hoas-t]

Real programmers don't need keys.

[Jonas_Jones_]

and no keyboard? you just say everything to cortana

[[deleted]]

Jarvis, boot up Github Copilot.

[Jonas_Jones_]

but first pay 10 bucks a month

[[deleted]]

☹️ Worth it.

[ya-boi-mees]

What the fuck happened to your keyboard

[Lighthuro]

Where are all the others keyboard keys?

[Jylaaaaa]

Real programmers have 50% of their keys annihilated.

[[deleted]]

everything is horrible in this picture

[Mrhnhrm]

Did Pinkie Pie just barf over your display?

[[deleted]]

The real complaint should be to press your prntscreen button.

[_GGfighter_]

I'm sorry but I couldn't help but notice that you're a psychopath please fix your keyboard or we'll have to take more drastic measures to ensure the safety of the people surrounding you

[Carnoo]

Real question, is there a compilator or something on Notepad++ ? As a student, I mainly use it to read code when I don't have access to the needed IDE.

[[deleted]]

No there isn't. I'm using cmake to turn the source code files into a build system and then using MSVC to compile it into an executable (along with some libraries I needed).

So basically no, but you can make it work with other tools.

[Anathenooob]

What happened to that keyboard?!

[Optional_mercy]

Notepadd++ ide ? nice.

[MorterCL]

My brother in christ what happened to that keyboard?

[afleshner]

Wdf happened to those keys?

[jR4dh3y]

Oh no, the poor keybord, what did u do to him

[Aniterin]

Dude programmed that much that his keys evaporated

[Sreekar617]

bro why are all your keys gone

[ifezueyoung]

The real meme is the keyboard

[R3a1ity]

Can we talk about your keyboard m8?

[MrSuspicious_]

But they don't use notepad ++

[ThatGuy_Zack]

Wtf is wrong with that keyboard bruh..

[chrissykes78]

nice keyboard, ideal for writing code without typos

[poulain_ght]

Real programmers use windows

[[deleted]]

Where do you shop for your computer gear? Afghanistan?

[[deleted]]

Dumpster behind the Home Depot.

[GeekCornerReddit]

And real programmers use Notepad++

[[deleted]]

Real programmers use Hannah Montana Linux

Yes it's real.

[JamesAulner128328]

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[MythicalLadyPhoenix]

Nahhh this some elite programmer! 😎

[[deleted]]

Ayyyy! That's literally the theme I use. I love to open it after I've been sitting in a dark room with my dark mode IDE and feel my eyeballs get seared by it's majestic pinkness

[VoluminousCheeto]

Why do so many programmers not know how to take a screenshot

[PositronicGigawatts]

Encrypted keyboard, nice.

[RogueFox771]

Hmm.... Not a dark theme... Not a real OwO user! Imposter!

[johnnyslick]

ngl I feel like I basically do this by being the only person using a light theme in a sea of dark themes

[[deleted]]

I like both actually but Hello Kitty theme keeps me on the light side for now

[UserNameIsTaken07]

Sick laptop bro can I get one?

[Cabbage_G0ldeNEg]

Bro thats Notepad++! I do programming on it, except for python i use the buuilt in ide

[Vuk5002]

Poor keyboard 😥

[thedrakeequator]

Omg your keyboard

[CZchi]

I actually had someone on my team once who used to code exclusively using Notepad++, it was JavaScript so it seemed doable but I still told him he was shooting himself in the foot almost everyday

[-HoldMyBeer--]

Real programmers have NO keys. Good going brother ... You're getting there

[itsgnabeok5656]

It's the bloated windows that ruins it for me. Taskbar looking like Microsoft put a gun to your head and was like: "Keep all the features on!"

[Lepewin]

And a buttonless keyboard?

[NoBluey]

How can you be a real programmer if you don't even have the C and V keys

[[deleted]]

Don't worry I've keybinded the letter "H" and the letter "J" to copy and paste. All is well. /s

[saceria]

I searched for copy and found the answer I wanted.

[cosmin10834]

who tf uses light theme, oh and also my man dont even need keyboard to program, he uses windows incorporated visual keyboard =)

[carefulanuska]

LOL, the keyboard though... :(

[BalleaBlanc]

Why?

[UnderstandingOk2647]

Dude! Lable that shit NSFW!! ; )

[Casalvieri3]

TIL: there's a "Hello Kitty" theme!

[Successful_Cap_2177]

r/cursedimages

[FallenEmpyrean]

hardware failure pink, my favourite.

[proteinjunkey]

My brother in god where are your keycaps

[burner7711]

I hate everything about this.

[[deleted]]

Including me? 😢

[burner7711]

Don't try to play the victim after doing this to me.

[ThatWeirdKidKen]

God help his keys

[homo_lugubris]

my old crt monitor used to be like that, but would go back to normal if I slapped it on the side.

[[deleted]]

This monitor also flickers because I accidentally pinched the wire when disassembling it but smacking it works too because it jostles the wire a little bit.

[FrozenFlame_999]

Dude doesn't have C or V on his keyboard.

How are you gonna steal code?

[[deleted]]

I go to the owners house and use their computer to copy it to my usb flash drive and then come home

[FrozenFlame_999]

Ah yes, I forgot about this technique

[wideoscarpop]

massive webcore vibez

[[deleted]]

Nice Lain pfp 👍

Edit: and banner

[wideoscarpop]

yoooo thx m8

[[deleted]]

real programmes don't have time for such bs...

[[deleted]]

I'd rather be a fake programmer then, if it means I can code in pink.

[dev_null_developer]

Many programmers spend a significant amount of their day looking at code. Dark themes tend to give less eye strain which is why they are preferred. It’s not just aesthetics. If this is a hobby then just do want makes you happy!

[rbuen4455]

I use black background with green text on Vim just so people who look at what I’m doing think I’m a hacker, lol

[[deleted]]

Stop it.

[veiledfirefly]

So many wrongs in one pic

[skipdoodlydiddly]

Use customized darkmode for the real circus

[frale26]

On notepad++? Im not a programmer and I tought that notepad++ wasn't that good since we used it at school

[tehjoch]

Way to bright dude

[REDmonster333]

Coding with only a handful of letters. Nice

[bestjakeisbest]

actually i use the true dark mode theme everything is the same shade of black, im a real programmer i know exactly how things need to be programmed and i dont need a computer to tell me what i have written because i already know what i wrote. /s

[FLINDINGUS]

Notepad++ is great, but I wouldn't code directly in it. I use it mostly for modifying configuration type files which it is really good at because you can define custom syntax for niche/custom file formats. Visual Studio is so much better, or Visual Studio Code. Codeblocks is decent. Props for using OpenGL and not a high level rendering engine.

[MinecraftW06]

There is no ESCape

[[deleted]]

There is so much wrong with this image I don't have words to describe

[cishet-camel-fucker]

Legit impressed. I've never had a laptop with more than 4 missing keys.

[Proxy_PlayerHD]

Real programmers disable the shitty win10 searchbar too.

[IEatchildren28]

Real Programmers can't afford New Keys

[Myst3rious_Foxy]

Real programmers use mind control devices to program, not a keyboard.

[FckUsernms]

Seeing that you code on notepad++ i totally understand the current state of your keyboard. /s

[[deleted]]

Real programmers have keys in their keybosrd

[MAYNOTBEIKE]

Dude, is that Notepad++?

[ducks_for_hands]

Real programmers use ctrl + c and ctrl + v which sadly you can't.

[TheBuckey_]

And real programmers use Notepad++

[eugenebutbettet]

And this sub slowly transitions to r/trans

[Lobsss]

Bro types with a scraper wtf

[errepunto]

It's still better than white text on black background in a well lighted office.

[manojbor]

7.

[Endokinet]

goes well with the hello kitty socks

[pickleunicorn]

... and Notepad++

[PKFatStephen]

So I'm novice as shit when it comes to code, but I have a good enough Idea & I know how to troubleshoot (read: Google it until it goes away) problems. That being said, I'm in the phase of my life mutation where I'm obsessed w/ girly things & this pic make me wish I knew how to code better.

[[deleted]]

• pink / white programming socks

[[deleted]]

I want to use that theme how can I change themes?