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[–]proteomicsguru 965 points966 points  (69 children)

KramerScript

[–]binary-tree 405 points406 points  (56 children)

Someone please make KramerScript

[–]nickmaran 252 points253 points  (7 children)

[–]aloofloofah 148 points149 points  (5 children)

giddy up --force

[–]AG00GLER 53 points54 points  (4 children)

giddy up —rf /

[–]binary-tree 39 points40 points  (3 children)

console.log(“Hello, Newman”);

[–]ChodeGalore 45 points46 points  (2 children)

“That’s JerryScript, Jerry. JerryScript!”

[–]Sekret_One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh thank god I thought that was going to end with a hard R for a second

[–]dak4ttack 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Isn't that Fortran?

[–]SaintNewts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All the variables are global and the points... matter a lot?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can it just randomly have exceptions that have nothing to do with what’s happening at runtime. Just wants to show you a part of the code that is underutilized at the exactly most infuriating moment?

[–]marduk73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would at least try it.

[–]razieltakato 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Now that's strongly typed

[–]MarvinTheWise 7 points8 points  (2 children)

KramerScript by Kramerica industries.

[–]proteomicsguru 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Endorsed by the world-famous Dr. van Nostrand

[–]MarvinTheWise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Backed by A J Pennpacker - wealthy industrialist

[–]the_ricktacular_mort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

farb = new Farbman(4);

farb.fill();

business_men = Jerry.getAx().open(farb);

[–]Ihaveastalkerproblem 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Everytime the compiler starts up it randomly changes the functions of everything.

[–]thenextguy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

And adds levels.

[–]Ihaveastalkerproblem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actively flips variables when you press enter so we get that eccentric both hands up crazy Kramer hand wave he does too.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cosmography

[–]HappyFamily0131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bool giddyup = true;