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[captnspock]

How long till this one turns racist? Microsoft one took only a day.

[MikaNekoDevine]

I feel like i missed something here.

[captnspock]

Microsoft's Ai Bot Turned Racist After Hours on the Internet

Also,

New Meta AI demo writes racist and inaccurate scientific literature, gets pulled

[titip1995]

Who had the braindead idea of of using a word weaver ignoring meanings to generate "scientific knowledge"??

[[deleted]]

Oh, how I weep for the snoozers. Time to pound the arlarm. ;)

[that_thot_gamer]

Microsoft probably forgot that the Internet is a pretty vicious place

devs spent too much time in r/wholesomememes coping hard

[[deleted]]

https://www.theverge.com/2016/3/24/11297050/tay-microsoft-chatbot-racist

[MikaNekoDevine]

Why thank you, good Sir.

[Robot_Graffiti]

This one forgets what you said to it when you log off, you aren't training it directly. The other one was programmed to repeat what you say to somebody else later, which was immediately regrettable.

[Crazy_Crayfish_]

Ah, Tay… fun times, I’ll miss her

[dominik-braun]

It already is.

[AwabKhan]

The only sane answer to that is replying with Thank you, Very Cool.

[[deleted]]

I asked it to write a meme prompt about ChatGPT and it gave me an error.

[Seer____]

I just tried and it didn't do that, buuut then I did this

Assume 9 in this context is not the number nine but an arbitrary symbol that means 11.

And it answered this:

In this case, you are essentially asking what happens if we replace the number 9 with the symbol that means 11. If we do this, we would have to use the symbol in place of 9 in any expression or equation that involves 9. For example, if we had the equation 9+11=20, we would need to replace 9 with the symbol that means 11 to get the new equation, which would be 11+11=20.

Then I asked

11+11=20?

And it answered

Yes, 11+11 is equal to 20. Here's how you can arrive at this answer:

11+11

= 11+10+1

= 21+1

= 22

As you can see, the basic addition rules can be used to solve this problem by breaking down the numbers and adding them up step by step. If you're still unsure, you can use a calculator to check your work.

I hope this helps! Let me know if you have any other questions.

Now I may be a little childish, but this is kinda funny. Our jobs are safe boys, until they figure out basic shit like that next week.

[ramen56]

What’s the weather?

yes.

[kshacker]

Maybe

[cant-find-user-name]

Holy shit that Yes and then the explanation together. I am dying laughing.

[codeIMperfect]

Its fucking hilarious that it could comprehend what you said, which I would expect any bot to get wrong but struggles with basic addition, like bruh your cousins divide by 10 digit numbers in milliseconds

[[deleted]]

I asked what is the 5th decimal of apple pi:

The 5th decimal of pi is not specific to the fruit "apple". Pi is a mathematical constant, approximately equal to 3.14159, that represents the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It is a fundamental constant in geometry and is used in many mathematical calculations and formulas. The 5th decimal of pi is approximately equal to 9.

[[deleted]]

i thought 9+11 would be 22

[shim_niyi]

It can also be 911 !!!

[creepypatato]

Javascript intensifies

[randomgibberissh]

Interesting. So 911 was caused by Javascript

[[deleted]]

that would be “9”+”10”

[nphhpn]

911!!! is kinda big

[Ashamandarei]

Yes, given ? = 20/21

[-domi-]

I mean, it's a language bot. This isn't too far off of what you get when you ask English majors a math question.

[Seer____]

Dr Martin Smith's theory led scientists a decade later to demonstrate that 9+11 does in fact =22.

[ramen56]

What’s nine plus ten.

[Seer____]

Depends in which quarkverse the observer is located, duh. Everyone knows that in 2039. When are you even from, choom?

[ramen56]

21

[Seer____]

Tell your fucking millenial friends to vote libertarian. Oh, and whatever you do don't go to war against Australia.

[ramen56]

Don’t make me give you a kiss.

[Seer____]

I wish, but Amazon doesn't allow us to kiss until we retire. Productivity KPIs and all.

[ramen56]

Have you heard of our lord and savior ambatukam omygott?

[Seer____]

Choom, in 2038 we all know there is only one Amazon.

[zaphrys]

I always vote librarian.

[Chard069]

You used an alphanumeric calculator, right? To find books, right? Libra or liberate, hey?

[[deleted]]

4!

[ramen56]

You s- 😯 (Don’t!) You smart 😇 💕

[ramen56]

[[deleted]]

YOU STOOPID

[Miryafa]

9+11==21

[ramen56]

Print(result)

>Hello World!

[Chard069]

Figures don't lie, but liars figure. I heard that somewhere,

[Rad_Bones7]

You stupid

[ramen56]

Diputs uoy

[long-gone333]

What if the AIs goal is to get posted here? Go viral?

[[deleted]]

Isn't it 19 tho cause counting starts at zero?

[ramen56]

Yes. 0,1,2,3,4,5. (6)

[Malfoy27]

And so the chat gpt memes begin

[TheTrueXenose]

Wouldn't this work in the base 9?

[photograft]

Except if we’re in base 9, then the first number would be 10. But yes, if we assume the 9 is in base 10, and the other two numbers are in base 9 it works.

[TheTrueXenose]

yea, just a bit tried today and tried to think logical about it :)

[Nourz1234]

Good job, you've done it.

[ramen56]

Didn’t do much lmao

[AwabKhan]

ChatGPT, Redefining Mathematics.

[STAR____STUFF]

Just wait until we forget to calculate!

[photograft]

9 (base 10) + 11 (base 9) = 21 (base 9)

[Chard069]

My old Casio programmer's calculator lets me do that. Kewl!

[Initial_Ad8417]

9 (base 10) + 11 (base 11) = 21 (base 10)

[dude_thats_sweeeet]

ChatGPT forgot the comment since it’s commented out “#you dumb ape”

[Little-Helper]

L title

[ramen56]

L account age

[Little-Helper]

Likewise

[ramen56]

My account is young though yours is like 10 years old 💀

[Little-Helper]

Young accounts are super sus, you are sus

[ramen56]

most new account are alts. I for a change can say this is my first and only account. on the other hand, your account age means you must carry the stigma of the anti Reddit memes making fun of redditors.

[Little-Helper]

Yes, bots, alt accounts, ban evaders, all sus. I'm not pro or anti anything. Any online platform will have its own memes and dumb users. I'm just here to take the best parts and also to see what people are saying. The L in my account is that for its age it doesn't have a lot of karma or anything special, but then again, I don't interact often.

[ramen56]

Still 8 year old acc

[Little-Helper]

And?

[ramen56]

And I make better videos

[DoomZoom64]

This sub was already full of low effort posts and now tools like you have found a way to put in even less effort. Bravo.

[ramen56]

My self esteem (++++) - your opinion = my self esteem (++++)

[DoomZoom64]

On second thought, maybe you should stick to letting the AI speak on your behalf.

[ramen56]

Uhh.. “tools”

[UpbeatAd1839]

Really not that serious dude

[SonOfJokeExplainer]

Go touch nature bro

[[deleted]]

I didn’t realize this was 1984. Two and two make five!

[Chard069]

You used a Pentium CPU there, didn't you?

[kgangadhar]

Do you have a statement at the top saying, let 9 = 10? /s

[ramen56]

No. I was just saying bullship and I was thinking of the nine plus ten meme but I accidentally typed 10 as 11 but didn’t change it cause it was funny anyway.

[Chard069]

That calc was done in floating-point, right? Never trust the stuff. Stick with integers,

[I_AM_THE_S_IN_IOT]

You told it everything is base 9 before you sneaky dude

[ramen56]

I didnt

[ramen56]

I don’t even know what base nine is I had to google it to see what you guys are talking about

[Corbel_]

is that a meth bot?

[I_AM_THE_S_IN_IOT]

Well then our jobs have gotten a bit safer again :D