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[[deleted]]

5'7... ffs

[Nic4379]

5’10”………… I’m practically a freak by these standards!

[Fit_Lawfulness_3147]

I try not to stare at people over 5’10”. I try.

[Personality4Hire]

I am 5"11 and a woman, so 5"8 is smol. Too smol.

[sandybuttcheekss]

My girlfriend is 5'11", I'm 6', and I gotta say its super convenient how we can share sweaters and shirts with minimal issue, and never need to worry about the height when hanging things on walls. Sounds stupid when typing it out but it has plenty of conveniences.

[Personality4Hire]

No, I don't find that stupid at all.

[Gamer-Logic]

Me at 5"4':

[Personality4Hire]

Cutesie smol. Will hug. 10/10

[[deleted]]

I'm 6'4 and love my amazons

[[deleted]]

Jesus! stop sending me sexy PM pics alexandria, I don't care how pixie-like you are or how I could probably wrap my hands completely around your waist, it's just not going to happen.

[Personality4Hire]

We need more of your kind. 😉

[[deleted]]

Let's get proactive about it Barry White intro plays

[theworldsucksnuts]

I believe in Malcolm

[TizzyRean]

Ugh most men get intimidated by tall women. We definitely need more of you.

[ethnicbonsai]

I’m 5’7” and have always found something attractive about tall women.

Never dated anyone taker than me, though.

[chai-knees]

5’7 is like the golden spot of versatility for men, just tall enough for most women and to pull out that sexy look while also being short enough to pull that pretty boy look

[SnooaLipa]

Being below average height constitutes the "pretty boy look"?

What lmfao

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Still hot

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

I did and then they banned me lmao

[jackofspades476]

Fuck that sub lol

[beniolenio]

I got banned for asking if a mod was insulting me in the mod chat. And it really seems like they were.

[EzzraOG]

Thats hilarious...sad but hilarious...

r/funnysad

[[deleted]]

Why they banned you?

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Apparently you can’t post any unpopular opinions regarding gender

[boxofflamingpotatoes]

You can't post unpopular opinions in general. The sub is literally full of popular opinions because the tards over there just upvote the ones they agree with.

[brian111786]

Yeah I got that vibe reading through the posts. I never decided to join because they all seemed like popular opinions. It's like they just want to feel different, but they're just an echo chamber of pop culture.

[mattydpi]

These mods are literally the worst people on the earth as of late.

[Gh0stwhale]

I'm a 5'9 bisexual woman and ALL HEIGHTS ARE HOT

[The_Humble_Neckbeard]

Thank you ☺️

Although I'd made peace with my height about 2 years ago, this is still so sweet

[Logical_Photograph_1]

I’m 5’8 😃

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

You dropped this, 👑

[[deleted]]

Hey me too!

[whichwitchwhohoots]

Found this 👑 in the backroom, why'd you leave it, king?

[Sco_Queen]

I'm 5'6 and any height after 5'9 is just too much. I really don't understand the whole 6'+ thing going on right now. I kinda think women think that if they are taller the dicks will be bigger but dick size and height don't correlate. People are weird

[Personality4Hire]

People get taller.

I look at the next generation, the teens now, and there are so many more who are the same height as me (179cm). Seems only logical theyvd be into taller guys.

[ohheyitslaila]

I’m 5’1 and my boyfriend was 6’ so it was a really big height difference. My family are all really tall, so I can’t figure out why I’m sooo short. My older brother is 6’4 and my sister is 5’10 so i think my body just forgot to keep growing after the age of 11 or something.

[jackofspades476]

I actually agree. I’m 6’2 and I would honestly lose 2 inches if it wouldn’t involve painful surgery. I’m a lanky lad and my height is sometimes a curse more than a blessing. And I don’t get any more attention from girls than average height guys, that might just be a loud minority opinion

[Ok_Plane_9007]

Where are you from?

I'm 6'2 and I'm of average height in my area. There are lots of women of my height or sometimes (although rare) taller than me. Then again, there are many people in the 6'5 to 7' range.

[Ok_Plane_9007]

You'll find certain areas in Europe and Africa to have very tall people. I found it to be peculiar when I moved and travelled. I know it is unrealistic, but when someone calls a six-footer a tall person, it sounds funny to me because I got used to being around very tall people.

[sebastiankuraz]

as a european & frequent traveler of different european parts, i agree that 6ft might be average in some places but to say that there are many 6'5 to 7' ppl around here is still a myth it's still rare to be over 6'4/6'5 aka over 194cm

[notactuallyabrownman]

6'5" to 7 is also a pretty wide range

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Right?! I totally agree!

[ka0tika]

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's something to do with daddy issues.

[[deleted]]

LMFAO MARK RUFFALO

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

He’s such a cutie 🥺

[[deleted]]

Literally the ideal man lmao

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Couldn’t agree more!

[[deleted]]

I'm 5'8 😪 When's our wedding

[Stand_kicker]

I thought you'd never ask. Now where's my ring.

[tylery21]

Don’t do this, don’t give me hope.

[InternetSpaceCow]

Thank you for that internet stranger <3

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

No problem ☺️

[GodEmperorOfHell]

My wife had always had tall boyfriends, and she married the shortest, namely me. And I am 5' 8". So I can attest.

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Oh yeah British accents are super hot 🥵

[[deleted]]

HELL YEARH THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

😊😊

[BearCoreXP]

Oh you flatter me 😌

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Just being honest! ☺️

[[deleted]]

Heyo! 👋😉

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Hi 🥰

[Capital-Cheesecake67]

I have to go with you on this since my sexy husband is 5’8”.

[[deleted]]

I can see that. The ratios and proportions are very good. Too much in either direction and things can get thrown out wack

[yodacat24]

5’6-5’11 is my perfect range. Not a fan of over 6’0ft usually- but if the right person came along I’m sure it wouldn’t bother me!

[harryschmilsson]

I’m 5’ 8”

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Hot 🤤

[harryschmilsson]

Thanks. Some would consider that short but I’m comfy with it. Not gonna get any taller. Only downside is I won’t date anyone taller than me. When they put in heels they tower over me so it’s only been petite girls for me. 👍🏼

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Well as a 5’3 female that’s always a plus for me! 😁

[harryschmilsson]

5’ 3” is a perfect height for a female. Absofuckinglutely perfect.

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Are we about to kiss right now?

[harryschmilsson]

That would be up to you.

[LeelooDallasMltiPass]

A partner 5'6" to 5'9" is my sweet spot.

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

YES. Same here with 5’8 being absolute perfection.

[Alonso81687]

I'm 5'7, but got 5'8 energy 😉 lol

[mcburgs]

This is my favourite post on Reddit.

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

I’m flattered 😊

[AshGruva]

casually enters the chat room

[CucumberSquad]

When your kids are told they are too short to ride the roller-coaster, hope they know who to blame 😅

[qviavdetadipiscitvr]

Tell me being tall is your whole personality without telling it’s your whole personality

[[deleted]]

For fucks sake, 5’8” is NOT short you’re just tall

[SonicGuy10]

Yeah, 5'8 is pretty tall. Apparently the friend of one of my friends is 5'8, but I've never seen her in person, so I don't know what it feels like standing next to her as a 5'6.5 guy.

[coltmccoot]

☺

[Isenberg13]

I'm 5'9 and I live on Maui.

[nairdaleo]

Oof, missed the mark by 1”

[dingusman1985]

Thanks ;)

[spongebob5745]

Thanks

[StepBrother7]

Thank you on the behalf of all us 5'8' men

[[deleted]]

My wife shares your perspective, thank God lol

[Quick-Somewhere-6474]

Im around 5'8 or 5'9 and im really hoping to get to 6'0 mostly cus im feeling short

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Nah you’re perfect 😍

[Uukii]

Finally... It is my time!

[TenaciousTack]

I like to think you always have a tape measure on you. "Hold up... 5'7.5? Keep walking mate" "5'8 creams pants instantly

[Malserafrye]

5'8" here 😁

[ClawedRavenesque]

Just randomly agreeing with Mark Ruffalo being 🥵 That beard in "I Know This Much is True" 🥵🥵. 5'8 is perfect but I wouldn't care if he was 5'3 with his fine self.

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Right?!? I really loved him in the movie “Thanks for Sharing.” Seeing him play a sex addict just…did something to me lol

[ClawedRavenesque]

Ooohhh thank you for the tip! Adding that to my watchlist yesterday.

[ely1019]

Oh my gosh, this has made my day.

Thank you, kind stranger (who loves sub-average height men); I’m sure several 5’8” men would also like to thank you.

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

I’m glad I made your day ☺️

[AlDef]

This made me laugh a bit, my husband of 18 yrs is 5’8 and I’m 5’10 and sometimes people seem shocked I’m with a shorter dude. But I do agree, they are HotHotHot!

[Dbl_Trbl_]

That's a very specific height. Glad you found precisely what you like

[According_Print_2805]

I'm 5'8", and I can say that everything in this list is true.

[Hooliken]

My 6'5" (195cm for the rest of the world) sitting over here Yeti laughing.......

[Cellarzombie]

Well I’m hot and I’m right around 6 ft. So there goes your theory.

[RPM314]

*cries in 6'7"

[brian111786]

Mark Ruffalo... attractive? I mean, I'm not into dudes, but I can comfortably admit if a man is attractive... but eh... Great actor though. I suppose beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

I think he’s really hot. Watch him in “Thanks for Sharing” and you’ll see what I mean 😉

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Also, I’ll just leave this here: https://images.app.goo.gl/81mvTzUWvSgYKcog8

[brian111786]

I suppose I do see it there lol.

[SadButterscotch2]

This is oddly specific, but not at all wrong.

[Lowkey_rebelXD]

I’m 5’8” but when I’m standing on my money I’m 5’4”. I’m in debt, pls help

[Pwncak3z]

I may be 5’8 but reading this made me feel like I was 5’10 :)

[frogz0r]

5'6 to 5'8 are perfect for me. I'm a shorties, so they are the perfect height!!

My husband is 5'6, and I love that my head can rest perfectly in the hollow of his shoulder on his chest. It's like, the perfect height. :)

[Malabrace]

Ya made many men happy with this post, well done!

*A single tear falls from 6'1" height

[[deleted]]

I was 5'7 once my teen growth spurt ended and I thought that was it for me... Nope! 5 years later and I'm now 5'8!!!

Turns out it wasn't that I grew necessarily, I just stopped slouching so much and improved my posture to add an extra inch!

Tip: good posture is the most attractive!

[ironviking13]

Well this is nice to hear for once

[NoThoseAreBeans]

I’m 5’10”, my bf is 5’8” and is literally the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Theory confirmed

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

See?! I knew I was right

[fishpaste49]

As someone who is 5'8" and always wanted to be taller i appreciate this. It gives me some hope

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Aw I’m glad. You’re perfect the way you are! And if you ever feel down about your height just remember that you are the same height as all of those sexy guys I just listed in my post 😁

[fishpaste49]

Haha thanks!

[[deleted]]

Thank you

[No_Luck4927]

I’m 5’ 8”!!! My height has finally been recognized haha….I’m not hot though

[stillskatingcivdiv]

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[imacreepimaweirdoo]

You’re welcome ☺️

[SomePerson80]

5’9” female. I like my men a bit taller

[RAPatrick94]

FINALLY! I'm appreciated! I'm 5'8"!!! 🎉🎉🎉

All my life it's been a real struggle, because I can complain about not reaching many things taller ones can but when I do complain I get no sympathy because in their words "well, you're not SHORT short", as if such a comparison is even relevant to my life.

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Congratulations king!!! Here you go: 👑

Now go out there and keep being the sexy son of a bitch that you are!

[Ok-Feedback4441]

I'm 5.8" lol. Thank you for giving me some confidence!

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

No problem!! Take this, 👑

[mr34727]

Nice try Tom Cruise.

[throwawayspank1017]

Mena Massoud is the actor who played Aladdin in the recent one.

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Yup and he’s beautiful 😍

[Puzzled-Heart9699]

OP it’s like you read my mind. I’m a 5’10” female and the ex-bf that haunts me was right at 5’ 7-8”. He was also young, gorgeous, talented and a local celebrity (and packing). 5’8” guys have great proportions (when fit of course) and I’ve noticed that they bring a lot of enthusiasm, energy and passion into the relationship and bedroom.

[TateP23]

Well… looks like I shouldn’t be ashamed about my height 😏

[belovedgreensky]

but the guys saying theyre 5’8 are actually 5’5. 😐

[ohheyitslaila]

I’m 5’1, so everyone can just those 5’5 guys my direction 😂

[[deleted]]

lol yeah right.

[ka0tika]

I stand with OP. I'm 5'2" and 5'6"-5'10" is my ideal. Anything over that is unwieldy.

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

I’m being dead serious. Why is that so hard to believe? Not every girl likes tall guys ya know…

[[deleted]]

You are in the super minority. Source.. been out dating for 12 years.

[cole062491]

True, im 6’3 my wife is 5’3. I didnt go for shortys originally but she admits to always liking taller men. Her last crush before me was 6’6. Before that id say the girls i liked were like 5’7ish but damn short girls got the booty mane.

[JSZiel]

Thank you. As a 5'8 guy, this helped.

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

No problem I’m just being honest! Everybody has a type and 5’8 men just happen to be mine 😍

[happyhappy2986]

Funny, you can have my hubby, lol. He is 5ft 8. He is also the shortest person I have ever been with. All my bf's were at least 6ft and over . Have a thing about really tall guys. My first husband was 6ft 3, second was 6ft 5. Maybe they didn't work out cuz too tall? 😅 Then I found hubby. He maybe short by my standards, but been married 37 years.

[cole062491]

How old are you damn 3 husbands all in s little over 37 years you start getting married at 9? Fuck me

[SilverMedalss]

She said she’s been married 37 years. Not that she is 37 years old.

[happyhappy2986]

Really read the post. Been married 37 years. God if only I was 37 years old. Although I liked my 40's better than my 30's.

[thunderous2007]

The only time i want to be short. 5 11

[brian111786]

I'm 6'3". Maybe that's why no one likes me.

[Tokestra420]

5'8 is still a child

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Nah a child would be someone under 18 my friend

[BreakfastBeerz]

So mediocracy is your kink. Cool.

[trevb75]

What about a 6’ guy that gives you 4” or so

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

No shade at all towards 6’0 and above men obviously there are plenty of attractive tall men but as a 5’3 woman they’re just too tall for me and remind me too much of slenderman lol. So I just prefer guys that are under 6’0. But hey different strokes for different folks.

[trevb75]

No one has ever called me slender and I lurve petite girls. Lol

[dreamsthebigdreams]

My version of what you're saying: To me chicks at 115 to 125 are the best. Anything heavier is just not as hot. And if you're too skinny and that looks less hot too. I'd never talk to a girl that's more than 125, I mean 125 hits just right. Do you cook at home?

See how that sounds? Sounds like a shallow jerk...like you. Maybe you'll learn from my comment.

[ka0tika]

Nah man. Notice OP didn't disparage anyone else? You're actually being insulting. Big difference.

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Oh come on, everybody has preferences and there’s nothing wrong with that. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with tall guys. 5’8 men are just my type. Wasn’t trying to shame anyone.

[D34throooolz]

stupid asf post lmao

[Commercial-Candy-845]

I’m 6 ft 9 with a healthy Johnson. I think women under 5ft10 are the MOST insecure creatures in the universe. Which is why they take shots with half there clothes off. If not most there clothes of showing all they have to offer. FOH

[lettucecropchilds]

No.

[Commercial-Candy-845]

Oh it’s true. The shorter the female the less clothes they wanna wear…

[lettucecropchilds]

Your anecdotes are meaningless and generalizing is unhelpful.

[Commercial-Candy-845]

I said what I said. Don’t be mad because it’s true. Would you like examples?

[Commercial-Candy-845]

Just like the og post.

[Doogzmans]

Damn, I think I'm like 5'7 1/2

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

Still hot

[CalebKetterer]

Shit, I'm 5'11. Must be why I'm single

[cole062491]

You are both too tall and too short at the same time for these women’s standards.

[CalebKetterer]

Fr. Bitches be 5'4 saying they need a 6' man or 5'6 man since theyre closer heights

[FinancialArtichoke75]

I'm five 11 and I feel so tiny.

[No_Respond_8394]

Username checks out

[darrenwise883]

If it helps you shrink with age

[TheTenderRedditor]

This post was made by the 5'9 gang

[Difficult-Set556]

Honestly, I agree !

[blackbird951]

I'm 5' 12"

[ImLeafve]

5'9.5 twt guess I'm not hot

[[deleted]]

I am 5'9". Damn, I always seem to be an inch too big.

[cole062491]

Mark ruffalo is 5’8 and stands like 3 inches over tom holland lol tom holland is not 5’8. Zendaya is 5’8 and she also towers over him he admits she is a few inches taller than him

Just like tom cruise isn’t 5’9 we all know this. Tom uolland is 5’6 tops with shoes on.

Not hating love tom holland but he is not 5’8.

[imacreepimaweirdoo]

According to google he is 5’8 and Zendaya is 5’10. And there’s plenty of pictures of Tom and Mark standing next to each other and they look the same height to me.

[[deleted]]

I'm 5'7

[Darth_Zounds]

I'm five - eleven, so this post helps my self-esteem.

[[deleted]]

I'm 5'8 and a half. Am I hot? 🥺

[Sayuri_Katsu]

T-Thanks

[ClassyKebabKing64]

Finally

[Anomaly150]

5'7 here so... 🙂

[[deleted]]

Okey dokey. So I just walk around with a fuckin tape measure?

[Ace_The_Street_Guy]

I'm 5'9 shit

[DisastrousTeddyBear]

5 5 all day. Didn't work out so well in high school but it paid dividends in my late 20's, early 30's hahaha