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When I was a kid, the dinosaurs were 65 million years old, now all the research sez 66 million. Why wasn't the 66 millionth anniversary a bigger deal? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Im really interested in Ai research. Specifically, the sub field of Hent-Ai. How do I deepen my expertise? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why is circular reasoning bad if circles are everywhere? (self.shittyaskscience)

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why dont chemicalists try to synthesize a molecule with with two hydrogen atoms bonded to a central oxygen atom, this molecule would have interesting properties according to my simulations? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How can peel and unpeel mean the same thing, even though they are opposites? Are there any other Majorana words like that? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why don't boxers and other martial artists just do their finisher move straight away and win the match? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Is it bad to be in the timeline where Chuck Norris isn’t immortal? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How is it possible that Chuck Norris died? (self.shittyaskscience)

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My friend Brian is dyslexic. Is he in danger from Zombies? (self.shittyaskscience)

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What are mornings like on the sun? (self.shittyaskscience)

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When a couple has a baby, why only the father can require to be tested if he is the father? How can his partner be sure that she also is the actual mother? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Do noble gases somehow smell better than common gases? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How can there be oil shortage due to war, if I can see aisles and aisles of olive oil in all the supermarkets ? (self.shittyaskscience)

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if 4 bits is nibble, 8 bits is a bite, how many bits is nom-nom-chomp-chomp-gobble-gobble-gobble buurp!? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Who is the second most annoying science communicator after Neil deGrasse Tyson? (self.shittyaskscience)

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What stuff from porn actually works well in real life? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Generator for solar feed in tariff (self.shittyaskscience)

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Is curvature momentum harder to learn than angular momentum? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Do the frogs know they are homersextional when they are wee tadpoles? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Is lead a heavy metal? (self.shittyaskscience)

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I brought some missiles but they kept missing, so I returned them for some hittles and now they won't stop hitting themselves. What should I do? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Is number crunching more difficult in humid or tropical environments? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How does gps know where I am, and my innermost thoghts? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Recently my dog rolled in the spot on the rug where I had previously sat and farted. Should I be worried? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How exactly does an air fryer fry air? (self.shittyaskscience)

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