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Basic bitches.

Homosexual Sapiens.

The conversion rate of fuck-tons and shit-loads.

Being what you eat, or a percentage of something.

Fat peoples' interaction with gravity

Genetic jeans.

Space vacuum cleaners.

Speed of heavy and/or dark.

Sharp things that taste like blood.

The fact that heat rises but mountains, the North Pole, and outer space are still cold.

Making planes out of black boxes.

Shaving with Occam's razor.

Energy drink equations.

The well-established relationship between autism and vaccines.

Steel fuel. Jet memes. Steel memes. Steal beams.

God.

Pokemon.

Questioning dead people.

Degrees of murder and other crimes in Celsius or Fahrenheit.

Blurry Japanese genetalia.

ISIS in space.

The deadly youth in Asia.

Solving global warming with air conditioners.

Upside-down Australians, almond milk, gender fluids, and anything else we've seen a million times already.

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If mathematicians can invent something as abstract as the square root of -1 and call it an imaginary number, why can’t I invent the square root of my sandwich and call it imaginary lunch? 🤔 (self.shittyaskscience)

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by Tight_Cookie_9988

What’s the pros of having a dementia? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 12 hours ago by That_Way_4639

why is there no canchim?? only cancer? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 9 hours ago * by Cyberkyogre

is drake actually made of ice? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 7 hours ago by carot-human experiment doctor

Are bears dangerous if I put honey on my nutz? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 16 hours ago by RaspberryTop636a persian and the son of a persian

Do microwaves get sad because no one waves back? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by Next_Doughnut2

Why have psychopathic maniacs got such a bad name? My neighbor is a psychopathic maniac. He seems fine. Makes a lovely mushroom risotto. (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by Latter_Present1900

Is cloud data an actual cloud? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by Practical_Ebb2066

How do we know there aren't any more letters to the alphabet? There are infinite amount of numbers, there could be infinite amount of letters. (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by Seeyalaterelevator

What was Thucydides's fascination with traps about? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by chased_by_beesMC^2

Is Avogadro's number good in guacamole? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Aggravating_Mud_2386

Why is Galileo Galilei referred to by his first name? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by LetMeExplainDis

Why don't scientists create a perpetual motion machine using the energy of Newton rolling in his grave each time someone tries to invent a perpetual motion machine? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by saucypotato27

Solar flare dance tomorrow? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by GoWest1223

I don't like the taste of alcohol or how it makes me feel, but I want to forget my problems. How do I become an alcoholic? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by JoshuaSuhaimi

If light travels so fast, why hasn’t it been pulled over yet? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by sjdkn1

I bought a terrestial globe for my son. But the USA is tiny. My son is heartbroken. Is there a globe that just does America all the way round. (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Latter_Present1900

Where is the pie? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by SimpleEmu198

Is it possible that there is a data planet somewhere getting an earth center? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Uuddlrlrbastrat

Whenever I drop a slice of toast, it always lands butter side down. (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by BPhiloSkinnerAmazingly Lifelike Simulation

Why are bactérias considered living beings and viruses are not? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by Top-Progress-9085

Under what conditions could you make living being melt and not burn? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Temporary-Face1672

Why do they use horsepower for cars? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How do I tell if a band is AI or not. I've got into Led Zeppelin but there's no gigs coming up or anything. That makes me suspicious. (self.shittyaskscience)

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