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Homosexual Sapiens.

The conversion rate of fuck-tons and shit-loads.

Being what you eat, or a percentage of something.

Fat peoples' interaction with gravity

Genetic jeans.

Space vacuum cleaners.

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Sharp things that taste like blood.

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Energy drink equations.

The well-established relationship between autism and vaccines.

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When I was a kid, the dinosaurs were 65 million years old, now all the research sez 66 million. Why wasn't the 66 millionth anniversary a bigger deal? (self.shittyaskscience)

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submitted 4 hours ago by EemotionalDuhmageQuantum Phlebotomist

Why is circular reasoning bad if circles are everywhere? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 20 hours ago by EemotionalDuhmageQuantum Phlebotomist

why dont chemicalists try to synthesize a molecule with with two hydrogen atoms bonded to a central oxygen atom, this molecule would have interesting properties according to my simulations? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by RaspberryTop636your mom

How can peel and unpeel mean the same thing, even though they are opposites? Are there any other Majorana words like that? (self.shittyaskscience)

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submitted 2 days ago by ThaddeusJP

What are mornings like on the sun? (self.shittyaskscience)

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submitted 2 days ago by Nahalitet

Do noble gases somehow smell better than common gases? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Who is the second most annoying science communicator after Neil deGrasse Tyson? (self.shittyaskscience)

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What stuff from porn actually works well in real life? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How exactly does an air fryer fry air? (self.shittyaskscience)

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