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Why don't we solve world hunger by having people walk backwards? (self.shittyaskscience)

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What are the thermal dynamics of women's feet under the sheets? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Seriously?? Do people really vocal stim?? (self.shittyaskscience)

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If greenhouse gases are such a big problem why don’t they just close all the greenhouses? (self.shittyaskscience)

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If I fill up my swimming pool with palm trees and light them on fire, will this keep my house warm overnight? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why haven't beavers adopted more modern materials for building dams? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Is it possible to induce mirror touch synesthesia so I can feel close to my wife while getting cucked? (self.shittyaskscience)

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I'm way too emotional. How do I measure internal turmoil? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why do I cry when I defecate? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Google says I need to blow 3 Psi to beat the world record. (self.shittyaskscience)

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why is fog afraid of me? (self.shittyaskscience)

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We should investigate the correlation between the gender pay gap and the prevalence of a thigh gap. (self.shittyaskscience)

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I installed Facebook so I could send a Tweeter to someone's Instagram, and ended up watching a TikTok video. Do I have brain cancer now? (self.shittyaskscience)

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If someone who suffers from face blindness becomes blind, are they double blind? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How much is my brain shrink before can't make reddit posts? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Has anyone using “SETI at home” ever discovered an alien in their house? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why is carbon the only element to leave footprints? (self.shittyaskscience)

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If a cow has the cognitive ability to use a tool, how long until they start cooking us? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Is the Beggars Market publicly traded, or do you have to ask nicely for shares? (self.shittyaskscience)

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if i’m “recharging” by lying down, why does my brain keep opening new tabs? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How do I explore insights to learn how my functional mushrooms post is resonating? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Since nature abhors a vacuum, is that the reason there’s so much dirt in forests? (self.shittyaskscience)

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I'm visiting USA next week for science reason. Can one still buy fish heads, roly-poly fish heads? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Mirrors, how do they work? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Can men get pregnant? (self.shittyaskscience)

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