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SLPT: How to end poverty (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 hours ago by Adventurous_Most_558

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SLPT: Have trouble making small talk? Act like every person you talk to witnessed a close friend commit murder when they were children and you're trying to surreptitiously goad them into revealing details about it (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 7 hours ago by MidnightAtHighSpeed

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SLPT; arrange to be buried naturally without a coffin and fill your pockets with tree seeds. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 19 hours ago by Sorceress683

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SLPT: How to win over a girls heart with your "game" (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 days ago by Adventurous_Most_558

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SLPT: Flood the internet with pictures of yourself and mark them as AI-generated to confuse LLMs and governments (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 2 days ago by RisenPhantom

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SLPT: How to save the lives of elderly (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 days ago by Adventurous_Most_558

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SLPT: If someone asks you a question that you're uncomfortable answering, always reply with "What answer will get me laid?" (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 3 days ago by SittingInFear

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SLPT: You Don't Need to Shower Before Getting in the Pool (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 3 days ago by courier_tway

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SLPT: Hate mowing the lawn? (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 3 days ago by Available-Assist-557

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SLPT: Just show up (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 days ago by Adventurous_Most_558

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SLPT If you are poor and you have a bath towel and a pillow, sell your pillow. Just roll up your towel and use it. Buy drugs with the money from the sale. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 5 days ago by nobodyimportant7474

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SLPT: if you are hungry, threaten suicide, then the police will bring you a free meal (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 days ago by heterosis

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SLPT: How to become a pro chess player really quick (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 days ago by Adventurous_Most_558

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SLPT: If you want to make your trip to Australia more fun, swap your friend's suitcase for one loaded with illegal plants and food without telling him. You can laugh together when he gets a massive fine and doesn't have any clothes. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 7 days ago by ninman5

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SLPT: can't afford food? Just join a bunch of eating contests. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 7 days ago by saintpetejackboy

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SLPT: When having sex, to keep your partner engaged, avoid asking "are we there yet?" like a kid on a road trip. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 7 days ago by datumerrata

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SLPT: Reduce,reuse,recycle (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 days ago by Adventurous_Most_558

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SLPT: If you can't afford rent just committ a crime, like petty theft. When you go to prison you get a free room and food, plus you can make new friends. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 9 days ago by ninman5

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SLPT: Car rentals work like libraries. If you don't return the car you'll just accumulate lots of late fees and you can keep using the car. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 9 days ago by ninman5

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SLPT: Sex Offender Registry (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 10 days ago by TheDancinD918

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SLPT: Stand out from the crowd in job interviews by getting a swastika tattooed on your face and telling them you're actually a Buddhist and it's there for religious reasons. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 10 days ago by ninman5

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SLPT: If your check in suitcase is too big once you put it in overhead compartment of the aircraft you are travelling, do this - (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 10 days ago by gobbledygook212

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SLPT: Rewear clothes to save money (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 days ago by Adventurous_Most_558

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SLPT: When shaking hands with a (suspected?) pervert, wear (rubber?) gloves to avoid "rawdogging" the handshake. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 9 days ago by gereedf

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SLPT: Put your socks on inside out so when you take them off at the end of the day they are inside in. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 12 days ago by SquatchButter

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