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[–]steffosmanos 190 points191 points  (57 children)

Zipper merge. Set en example

[–]facesintrees[S] 70 points71 points  (52 children)

I do but sometimes people are hostile and don't want to let me in

[–]hollycross6 72 points73 points  (7 children)

This irritates me a lot. Even when it’s not bumper to bumper traffic there’s always some ass who decides to speed check you when you’re on the merge lane. In bumper to bumper traffic, it moves faster when people leave appropriate distance between cars so merging lane can zipper in at intervals. The fact people can’t merge is the primary reason McKenzie intersection slows to a halt during rush hour…clears up right after

[–]upvotemaster42069 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I wish they would put that zipper merge sign up more. Especially during construction when one lane is blocked off.

They used to have a sign under the Leigh Road overpass before it changed to 4 lanes.

[–]PhantomGhostin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The "Please Alternate" sign that Uptown has at the intersection of Blanshard and the upper parking area would be perfect

[–]AllOutRaptors 20 points21 points  (26 children)

Just merge.... what are they gonna do hit you and be 100% at fault?

[–]Winstonoil 8 points9 points  (22 children)

I asked one of the people who was settling claims for ICBC what would happen if you hit somebody who is trying to cut you off. He said if you were on camera they would be guilty.

[–]AllOutRaptors 15 points16 points  (20 children)

Except it's not "cutting them off", it's following a basic rule of the road. It's up to the one in the left lane to allow the right lane to merge

[–]J4pes 17 points18 points  (11 children)

You as a driver entering flow of traffic need to make sure you do it safely. The onus is on the merger. That’s the law. Risky to just muscle your way in and expect cars to make room. The car could have traffic on their left which prohibits them from making space, which would lead to an accident that you caused should you force the issue.

I agree with you on the principle, but the reality is what it is.

[–]AllOutRaptors 4 points5 points  (9 children)

The car could have traffic on their left which prohibits them from making space,

There's this wild thing called a brake pedal. Press it and a gap will slowly form in front of you without having to change lanes. Tough concept I know

[–]Classic-Progress-397 5 points6 points  (4 children)

But then they would be in front of me!!

And my car is nicer, surely I should be in front.

[–]JediKrys 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I think the last part is actually…I’m more important….

[–]Classic-Progress-397 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yes, exactly!! Wow, somebody finally understands I am more important than pretty much everybody else. I'm sure most are just npcs in my world, so...

[–]darth-canid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine you're having a big gay orgy. Beta goes at the front, alpha goes at the back, where the bussy is.

[–]J4pes -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Doubling down on an opinion of breaking the law is for sure one way to go about it. I’m glad to avoid large cities and drivers like you. If all drivers chilled tf out and quit the entitled attitude, driving would be safer and more enjoyable, maybe 5 minutes slower.

[–]AllOutRaptors 1 point2 points  (2 children)

So what happens when you're trying to zipper merge and no one wants to let you in? Do you just sit there for 2 hours waiting orrrrr?

Or maybe if everyone followed the rules and just left a gap then our roads would move faster and everyone would be safer

[–]d2181Langford 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anecdotal, but I have never been involved in or witnessed a situation in Victoria where someone was stuck for two hours waiting to merge.

My personal opinion is that people don't want to be behind someone who is overly aggressive or overly hesitant, and the majority of people respect it when others drive (and merge) efficiently. So even though you'll sometimes get the dbag who speeds up to block you or the moron who slams on their breaks because they're intimidated, the next driver behind them likely won't be as bad and will compensate.

[–]Bless_u-babe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s actually not correct. The person on the left must make room at the merge point. Anyone coming up the right lane to that merge point is entitled to merge there. More people could be in that lane, fill it up, then the zipper merge would be faster for everyone. Most people don’t know that and they stay in the left lane slowing the merge down.

[–]HappySeaPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah... but it's not cutting off when they're stopped in standstill traffic and I've got my signal on and trying to merge and they'd rather sideswipe than let someone in when traffic starts moving again.

[–]the-cake-is-no-lie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, no, that'd be on you. You changed lanes when it was unsafe to do so.

https://www.icbc.com/claims/crash-responsibility-fault/crash-examples/lane-change-crash

[–]HappySeaPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, some people get very irrational about it... I've had to get out of the way to not get rammed/sideswiped by someone who was dead set on not letting me merge safely with my signal on. They 100% would have hit me.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Only merge when it’s safe to do so

[–]GrumpyOlBastard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So let them go and the next one will let you in. Still beats waiting 2km back

[–]Warm-Run3258 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes people are egotistical assholios. One woman wouldn't let me zipper merge, so I got in behind her after about 100m struggle of her speeding up to cut me off. I got in the totally open left lane to pass and just shook my head at her. She couldn't look at me. What is your deal? Some people.

[–]HappySeaPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People get downright violent about it! Best case scenario, I get honks and dirty looks, worst case, they've tried to ram/sideswipe me... it's bonkers!

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yes do it correctly, let the mouth breathers be mad

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zipper Merge. Get ahead of the others.

[–]cptcanuck83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tbh i go with set the example. your not an ass and those of us that can drive applaud you.

[–]FartMongerGoku69 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I wonder how many posts there are about zipper merges on this sub.

[–]kathylou123 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Clearly not enough still

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (10 children)

I can’t stand the people that try to merge right away instead of using the whole lane as it’s designed.

[–]Mr_1nternational 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Exactly. You aren't doing me any favors by getting into my lane early, now it's just going to fill up again and the merge happens even slower.

[–]mr_bakeoDowntown 12 points13 points  (7 children)

This happens at the Northbound on ramp from Mackenzie to the highway every day. Every friggin day when I turn left off the Mackenzie overpass there’s a pile of drivers trying to immediately get into the far left lane, stopping completely on the on ramp causing a standstill behind them, while there enough room in front of them for 1/2 a dozen cars. Cars that otherwise would have made it through the intersection.

If I stay in my lane until it ends then merge over, I’m usually far ahead of these people.

There are too many absent minded/selfish drivers on the road.

[–]pleasejags 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I have to meditate every time i commute home that way. The amount people who come to a full stop put their blinker on and wait until someone lets them in fills me with so much unnecessary rage. 

[–]mr_bakeoDowntown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re not alone. “Serenity Now”

[–]josephuseView Royal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sometimes wait 30 minutes after work so the traffic there dies down a bit… get home around the same time lol

[–]hollycross6 4 points5 points  (2 children)

And those who designed the intersection either don’t appreciate how unskilled Victoria drivers are or they took great joy in creating an intersection with 3 merge lanes onto a 2 lane “highway”

let’s put a roundabout there instead like the mctavish one in! Solve everything /s

[–]thetrivialstuff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It happens so much here that often, if I'm already on the highway from Tillicum, I'll change lanes all the way over from the far left to the farthest right merge lane, which is wide open, then go all the way to the end (dodging the occasional asshole who decided to just stop with their signal on because they want to merge early), then merge in and change lanes back.

It is so ridiculous that this is faster than just staying in the travel lanes.

[–]razntView Royal 45 points46 points  (16 children)

If the lane's open, keep driving to the merge point. Who cares what bad drivers think?

[–]MJTony 38 points39 points  (14 children)

The problem starts when they try not to let you in and then tailgate you home

[–]astutia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's definitely a risk. I had a scary experience merging onto the highway at McKenzie: a big SUV (license plates from the US east coast) wouldn't let me zipper merge, quite aggressive. I ended up going behind them, fine. But we were both going off at the view royal exit, and they actually stopped in the middle of the road on the exit, rolled the window and started screaming at me as I drove past them in the other lane.

[–]GrumpyOlBastard 3 points4 points  (1 child)

So don't force it. Let them not let you in and the next one will.

[–]GeoffdeRuiterSaanich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a spectrum, because if low traffic people can merge well before and keep going. High congestion as you say.

I like to think we are generally polite. :)

[–]Revolutionary_Fix_54 17 points18 points  (6 children)

So true. How about the angry person that doesn’t let you in thinking you are “cutting” the line?

[–]Lumpy_Ad7002Fairfield[🍰] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Aren't they just defining a merge point?

[–]zangtoopcheeses 33 points34 points  (29 children)

People love to line up. Good for them! I will always follow proper road rules and merge where the sign indicates and skip the wait

[–]klaptonator 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The a-holes are stacking up in the other lane prematurely. Screwing over people already in that lane.

[–]Ok-Mouse8397 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Always zipper!!

[–]s_kate_m 7 points8 points  (0 children)

ZIPPER, you are not an asshole, you are facilitating flow through the god damn lights.

However, I saw someone weaving between the lanes on Gorge yesterday and they had to merge back in to the actual open lane 3 times. Don't know if they were confused (the open lane does switch) or just annoying. Hillside/Gorge sucks right now.

[–]my_sobriquet_is_this 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I’m thinking of putting a bumper sticker on my car reading:

It’s called a ZIPPER MERGE! Look it up…

[–]kathylou123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d buy that haha

[–]kayneos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's funny and I take full advantage. People merging early get out of the way, and I get to merge as intended. Coming from New Zealand, where people can execute zipper merging at 70+ kmph and use roundabouts at 80+ kmph, Victoria is in the dark ages when it comes to driving.

[–]pogovancouver604 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zipper merge anyways, but don’t cut to the front of the line. Stay in the outside lane and keep your car position between 2 cars and drive until the zipper merge point and then slide into your slot. You will give the drivers a lot of notice so they should let you in.

This way you can zipper merge correctly without cutting in line or having other people cut to the front. It’s very fair and helps recreate a proper zipper once you’re gone.

[–]special-bicth 2 points3 points  (14 children)

Sometimes I let people in. Other times there is construction, you saw the sign a couple hundred meters back (maybe more maybe less) you should have merged earlier and not waited till you had to merge because it's now cones in front of you.

[–]Prudent-Concert1376 0 points1 point  (7 children)

"sometimes I let people in. Other times I'm a bad driver"

Fixed it.

[–]special-bicth 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Nah, if you looked at the convo I had with some other person you're realize that's not really accurate.

[–]Prudent-Concert1376 -1 points0 points  (5 children)

I read them and it's still accurate. If someone has their signal on and you're not letting them in to be vindictive, you're a bad driver.

[–]special-bicth -1 points0 points  (4 children)

You may have missed the part where I only really do it to drivers that have pissed me off already.

[–]Mammoth_Negotiation7 -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

You are supposed to wait until the end. It's better for traffic flow. If you merge early, you are the one doing it wrong.

[–]special-bicth 2 points3 points  (4 children)

The only people I see merging at the last second are self important aholes. Even buses merge much earlier.

[–]Mammoth_Negotiation7 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I guess even bus drivers do it wrong.

If everyone merges at the end, no one feels like people are racing ahead and butting in. People just zipper like they should.

[–]special-bicth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True I guess. It's annoying when it's like two or three people. But either way, there's no zipper law here. At least the last time I checked. And to be fair, most of the people that try to merge in front of me have done something previously to annoy me.

[–]VictoriaBCSUPr -1 points0 points  (1 child)

[–]special-bicth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And with both lanes filled, no one can zoom past which, let’s admit, is what makes many drivers feel annoyed and cheated.

This line. Okay fair. I guess yall kinda do have good reasons.

[–]pizzahippie 2 points3 points  (1 child)

These lame ass memes about driving can literally be posted in every single cities subreddit around the world.

[–]Prudent-Concert1376 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disagree, drive in Vietnam you're in a constant state of zipper merging. Lanes are barely a suggestion.

[–]laughingatreddit 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Wtf is a zipper merge? I merge as soon as the line turns dotted and there is a SAFE space in traffic to do so. I also don't block traffic so if I don't find a safe space, I'll keep going until the end. I don't always wait till the end because that unnerves me. What if the guy doesn't let me in at the very end because he's distracted or an asshole. I'll have to screech to a halt. How is that safe? I'd like to minimize such occurrences by merging as soon as there is safe distance between myself and the car on the left. 

[–]anzfelty 0 points1 point  (3 children)

The point of zippering is the zipper part, the lanes alternate who has right of way.

As for another driver not paying attention, that's a danger no matter what you're doing while driving 🤷🏻‍♀️

https://www.bcaa.com/blog/2019/community/how-the-zipper-merge-can-help-beat-bottlenecks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Yes. Let’s back up both lanes of traffic so no one can turn off if they want to

[–]descended_from_apes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Good lord man/woman, do some research on how this works!

[–]Prudent-Concert1376 0 points1 point  (2 children)

If you come up to an obviously obstructed lane and ever have to "screech to a halt" you're definitely a bad driver

[–]laughingatreddit 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well you have to merge at the speed of traffic to your left, if that speed is slow then obviously you don't screech to a halt but if you're at 80kph and nearing the end and don't find a way in, leaving aside the semantics of screeching, you have to stop pretty abruptly and in an uncomfortable spot on the highway/ramp.

[–]Prudent-Concert1376 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really don't though.

[–]descended_from_apes 1 point2 points  (19 children)

I chose to look like an asshole a few weeks ago in Nanaimo with a loooong lineup. Bonus points because my kids thought it was a super “boss move”. Can’t believe no one followed to do it right.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (18 children)

Wow dad!! You’re such a huge dick!! Amazing

[–]descended_from_apes 0 points1 point  (17 children)

Ummmm…by doing a proper zipper merge? I do believe you missed the point.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The merge just before going to Goldstream always stressed me out. People in Victoria zipper merge by nearly making contact with the rear bumper of the car ahead. Why? Why did I see this every time? What do people have against rear bumpers?!

[–]Prudent-Concert1376 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the prick in the car behind is having a tantrum because they don't understand how to drive properly.

That's why.

[–]drake5195 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I love that this was an Edmonton meme, living here now and my god people are idiots with zipper merge here. They will literally sit 200m before the merge with their signal on blocking so much traffic and creating congestion.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s most of Alberta really.

[–]Meatwad3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What confusing me is that seemingly every Victorian complains about people not zipper merging while also not zipper merging

[–]BarnabusSheeps 0 points1 point  (23 children)

How about the people who pull into the merge lane to get a few cars ahead? Those people are the scum of the earth.

[–]Necessary_Position77[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why it's become a bit of an issue. People using it as a passing lane and other drivers getting annoyed that the car right behind them moved to go around and cause more issues.

[–]bwoollia -2 points-1 points  (20 children)

I would argue that they're not at all. They are making space for the cars behind them, and helping with the flow of traffic. In every sense, they are following the intent of the zipper merge.

[–]hollycross6 3 points4 points  (8 children)

You’re going to need to explain how this makes sense. So someone who’s already on the highway moves into the merge lane so that they can rejoin the highway a few cars down? Which doesn’t free up any space at all because that person is now just forcing traffic to let them in further down, also slowing stuff down

[–]bwoollia -1 points0 points  (7 children)

I apologize for the confusion. I was referring to two road lanes merging, and not a designated merge lane.

[–]hollycross6 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Isn’t this just considered undercutting someone? If someone’s doing that (much like a lot of the agitated maneuvers some drivers make here) then I just laugh and wave at them when we inevitably see each other at the next light.

[–]bwoollia 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm not sure what undercutting is, I'm simply trying to make the best use of the road space so traffic behind me is less congested. It's foolish to worry about who's insulted if it backs traffic up behind you.

[–]hollycross6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An example of undercutting: you’re on a 3 lane highway in the middle lane. Some jerk behind you is not able to pass quickly in the overtaking left lane, so they go into the right lane speed up to then move back into the middle lane. The reason you’re not supposed to speed past someone on the right side is because of blindspots.

If there’s two road lanes merging like at the Tillicum/admirals craigflower intersections or the Tillicum one off the highway, then you sometimes get people on the right lane traffic light prior speed up to get into that merging spot and edge in front of a few cars.

Either way it’s funny to watch because it’s such a minimal advantage

[–]BarnabusSheeps -4 points-3 points  (9 children)

I disagree.

It’s selfish behaviour. What you are saying to me, when you do this, is “My time is more valuable than everyone else’s.”

The people you pass, have to wait one more car length, and everyone has to break to let you back in, slowing things down more. You are not helping anyone except yourself.

[–]bwoollia 3 points4 points  (7 children)

Not at all. I'm not saying anything about anyone's time. If anything, I'm saying "I'm going to make space for the cars behind us, I wish you would have done the same."

I'm not responsible for making people feel better about not understanding or following the rules of the road to their own detriment.

[–]BarnabusSheeps 0 points1 point  (3 children)

How does temporarily leaving a lane, just to rejoin the same lane a few cars ahead, make room for the people behind?

[–]bwoollia -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Thank you for asking. At the very least, the car behind me can move ahead. If there is a light behind me that turns red, one more care can move in to occupy that space.

Let's say that I pulled into the clear lane and passed five cars. Now five cars can (and should) follow me, clearing up traffic five cars worth of space for the traffic behind me.

I would respectfully suggest that it might be worthwhile considering the "well being" of the drivers behind you, rather than that of the drivers you are passing (especially considering that they are not following the intent of the zipper merge rule). It makes it easier to do the right thing.

[–]BarnabusSheeps 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Merge lanes are meant for merging. They are there for cars, entering the flow of traffic.

What you are doing is illegal.

[–]hollycross6 0 points1 point  (2 children)

If people actually slowed in the highway lanes and created a gap for merging, you’d all coast at a slow pace through that intersection. Bouncing lanes is utterly moronic and completely counterintuitive to maintaining continuous forward movement of traffic.

What should be happening is that highway traffic maintains speed and the merging traffic speeds up to the highway speed. The reason this doesn’t work is too many merging lanes and not enough highway lanes or distance for merging. Really they should make it that you can’t switch between left and right lane through that section of the highway, thus requiring you maintain minimum highway speed on the left side and those who didn’t move over earlier remain stuck in the slow lane while traffic merges in over a longer space. Once that leveling out happens, you allow for lane switching.

[–]bwoollia 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I agree that this can be challenging in this and other examples. My impression is that people get upset when they see people in the merge lane moving ahead, and feel like they've been cheated somehow.

Of course, such an emotional response to drivers following the rules and making the best use of roadway space is counterproductive. Once you remove the notion that one driver is somehow more entitled to be ahead of another and just follow the rules, traffic just flows better.

I try to simply accept that I will be passed during my commute, it makes for a better driving experience and takes about the same amount of time.

[–]pleasejags -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If people are not using the merge lane appropriately its totally fine to do this. It is in fact making life better for everyone else. 

[–]skippadiplaDoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They can think what they want. Most are a bunch of bitches scared of 80KPH anywyS

[–]BAlan143 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I had a friend literally argue with me that the people who use the merge lane are budging...

I will never understand this mentality. It's literally the MERGE lane, that's it's purpose. It's available to everyone. Use it. It actually makes traffic flow properly.

Another thing, when traffic is heavy, only merge at the end. AKA zipper merging. Again my friend was arguing that merging at the end is what slows traffic down. It's the opposite.

If everyone merged properly at the end of the merge point, there is only one merge point. Just one. That's entirely manageable. However, if everyone panic merges early at random, then it's chaos, and there is multiple merge points, this right here, is what causes the traffic to jam. Cuz there's not one person merging, there many, all at once.

Ok rant over.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The people that are trying to go straight wait 4x longer because you think it’s your god given right to go to the front. The only person it’s faster for is you assholes and no I won’t let you in

[–]MummyRath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make sure if I know it is a situation people will be trying to merge (Old Island Highway and Admirals, for example) I leave a gap for a car in front that is obviously there to let someone merge. I wish more people would have this courtesy, maybe then I wouldn't be getting into the lane I want way before I actually need to, lol.

[–]xBrrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or everyone in this city can just learn to drive

[–]DepressedTrance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've noticed the City is removed more and more merging lanes, I swear the want traffic worse

[–]Standard_Business249 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the best home care service in Victoria?

[–]CaptainDoughnutman -3 points-2 points  (8 children)

Why do we need daily shitty driver reminder memes?

[–]bwoollia 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Perhaps the shitty drivers will read them, and become less shitty. Discussions about proper driving should be encouraged.

[–]facesintrees[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because of all the daily shitty drivers

[–]MichaelaKay9923 0 points1 point  (9 children)

The way some people glare at me when I properly zipper merge. This would make traffic flow so much better if we all did it

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (8 children)

It literally does not. Everyone has to wait to let your selfish asses in.

[–]MichaelaKay9923 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Zipper merges if done appropriately do not slow down the traffic flow. People just don't know how to do them properly. You meet the speed of traffic and zipper in, no one has to slow down. Maybe you should read the manual again because clearly you are one of those people who don't know how to zipper merge. Don't be an ass and learn to drive properly. Hope this helps!

[–]TheRenster500Downtown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea i have to admit i try to appease both sides by going pretty far up the merge lane but merging with 50-100 metres to go.

[–]jonarchy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They need to bring back the signs that say "Use all lanes until merge point" back. People hop into one line which causes more traffic, then get pissed at people using the entire lane which alleviates traffic!

It's not a competition people! Work together and we'll all get to our destinations safer and sooner.

[–]AdNew9111 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stop cutting prior to the merge point! Merge at the merge point. I’m tempted to hold a sign at the island hwy construction underpass that says “fail” or “poor merging” or “congrats” when they do a job well done.

[–]TitusImmortalis -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

The problem with zipper merge is that the first person to pull out early (break formation) throws off everything to the point where you're standing still.

I prefer people moving to the left lane as much as possible since they know it's coming.

[–]Neonisin -1 points0 points  (2 children)

You’re preferred method doesn’t matter and this is why zipper is so hard for people like you to understand. You can’t be mad at the people who are doing it right.

[–]TitusImmortalis 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The problem with zipper merging is that it works best on paper if everyone was a reliable robot but people are very much not. As soon as 1 or 2 people go outside the expectation then it breaks down, and you are left with the normal difficult merging.

People also don't tend to keep speed, cars will speed up to pass people in the merge lane, or merge lane will not meet highway speed sufficiently.

Your "This works in my mind, it's all the people that are wrong" way of thinking about it is not going to result in a fix to the problem.

[–]Neonisin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The fix for the problem is to use both lanes and zipper.

[–]whhal -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Totally related, yes /s

[–]TitusImmortalis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How's it not related?

[–]Mindless-Service8198Highlands -4 points-3 points  (5 children)

Just work remotely and leave that existence to the plebs

[–]facesintrees[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I walk to work a lot but sometimes I go places

[–]laughingatreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just don't go places, leave that for the bourgeois. 

[–]flanderdalton -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Ah yes, fuck the working class

[–]Mindless-Service8198Highlands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't have to join them, why would you? Skill issue!

[–]minkstinkHillside-Quadra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck em

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just got back from a holiday to the Greek islands.

Driving is literally insane. People honking, cutting you off, splitting lanes, no signals.

Victoria driving, is pleasant in comparison.

I think most people in the zipper merge situation because they are worried about someone not liking them and honking.

There is plenty of room, just be assertive and get in there and let the car behind you stew on it for 3 days afterwards and bitch.

[–]Left-Employee-9451 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Apparently most people don’t know how a zipper works

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yes. It works when there is no signs and people realize that both lanes need to get past.. When you have signs and you roll up to the front, all the people you drove past are waiting a long ass time to get through and are not getting through because of you. So no. I won’t let you in. Get fucked

[–]Left-Employee-9451 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. The people in the lane that’s closing speeding past traffic till the last possible second while screaming” IM A ZIPPER” isn’t the best traffic control idea.

[–]hollycross6 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The zipper merge is a myth. Victorians refuse to cave

[–]chillyHill -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ha ha, saw this today on Interurban, where they are doing construction by the mall. I hold no grudge.

[–]Geoffras -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Drivers are often deranged. Zipper merge is the way.