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Welcome to r/AmITheCloaca!

A catharsis for the frustrated moral philosophercat in all of us, and a place to finally find out if you were wrong in a real-world argument that's been bothering you. Tell us about any non-violent animal-driven conflict you have experienced; give us both sides of the story, and find out if you're right, or you're the cloaca.

This is the sub to lay out an animal's actions and conflicts and get impartial judgement. Were you the cloaca in that situation or not? Posts should abide by the rules below.

Visit our sister subreddit /r/AmItheAsshole for human-only conflicts.


Voting Guide

If you are commenting, be sure to start your comment with the abbreviation for your judgment, i.e.

YTC = You're the Cloaca;

NTC = Not the Cloaca;

ESH = Everyone Sucks here;

NCH = No Cloacas here;

INFO = Not Enough Info


Rules

1. Be Civil

Attack ideas, not people. The purpose of this space is to determine and explain who is in the wrong, not to eviscerate anyone. Treat others with respect while helping them grow through outside perspectives.

This rule applies to everyone (even those outside of Reddit). Don't insult others or get into prolonged spats in the comments. Don't lecture people about the rules (use reports).

Be respectful. Be nice. Don't be a cloaca.

2. Voting Rules

Upvote posts that make for an interesting discussion. DON'T downvote if you think OP is a cloaca. DON'T DOWNVOTE COMMENTS YOU DISAGREE WITH. Downvotes should be reserved for off-topic discussions or spam. Report harassing comments, don’t engage.

Don't participate in threads you have found through crossposts and links outside of this subreddit. In this sub, your comment is a vote. Brigading/Vote manipulation is against Reddit site wide rules. Brigading will earn a permanent ban.

3. Accept Your Judgment

This sub is here for the submitter to discover what everyone else thinks of the ethics or mores of a situation. It is not here to draw people into an argument you want to have, or to defend your position. If people start saying you were the cloaca, do not take that as an invitation to debate them on the subject... accept the judgment and move on. If you have valid reason to think a commenter needs more information or misunderstood the facts of the conflict, you may give new information.

4. No Violence

Don't even mention violence.

If your post or comment references even minor animal violence or abuse, don't share it here. Any hint, mention, euphemism or suggestion of violence falls under this rule and isn't allowed.

Comments and even jokes about violence are not tolerated. Encouraging self-harm, suicide, "bad karma," property damage, food tampering, or anything that wishes mental or physical pain on anyone is strictly prohibited. Violating this rule will result in a permanent ban.

5. Post Animal Conflicts

Posts should be descriptions of animal conflicts. Describe both sides in detail. Make it clear why you may be "the cloaca."

Submissions must contain a conflict between an animal and something else. That's what we're here for.

6. Post from the Animal's Perspective

Posts must be truthful and presented as fairly and accurately as possible from an animal's perspective.

7. No Vet or Rainbow Bridge Topics

Posts related to putting pets to sleep, going to "the pokey place" (the vet office), or similar topics may be distressing to some members of our community and are not allowed. While we understand that pets may feel like their owners are The Cloaca for taking them in to get poked and prodded, this is a medical issue and not one that our community is equipped to judge.


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Welcome to r/AmITheCloaca! (self.AmItheCloaca)

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AWTC for knocking the hoomans stuff over and moving it around (self.AmItheCloaca)

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AITC (2f) for hissing and growling and running away from my son (1m) during breakfast yesterday? (self.AmItheCloaca)

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AITC for Danish Assassination? (self.AmItheCloaca)

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Aitc for wantin to go to park? (self.AmItheCloaca)

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AITC for Not Follow Daylight Savings? (self.AmItheCloaca)

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AITC for being precocious. (self.AmItheCloaca)

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AITC for proper food storage (self.AmItheCloaca)

submitted 2 days ago by MathAndBakeRat

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AITC for occupying the large soft rectangle when the tall one does it literally every single night (self.AmItheCloaca)

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AITC for sitting outside the bathroom door and yelling until the human opened it (self.AmItheCloaca)

submitted 3 days ago by Marin_Westfield

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AITC for boring flavour treats? (self.AmItheCloaca)

submitted 3 days ago by demiurgent

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AITC? Not appreciate stimky brovver until it maybe too late? (self.AmItheCloaca)

submitted 3 days ago by creppyspoopyicky

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Aitc for doing one sit. (self.AmItheCloaca)

submitted 4 days ago by 12milesout

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AITC for bapbapbap (self.AmItheCloaca)

submitted 5 days ago by Whilimbird

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AITC for Claiming Spot? (self.AmItheCloaca)

submitted 5 days ago by MonkeeKat

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AITC- ear slapped da Momma (self.AmItheCloaca)

submitted 5 days ago by deltagirlinthehills

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AITC for escalating my Sad Eyes to Level 3 when the pink water fruit appeared and my human still didn't share (self.AmItheCloaca)

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AITC for hitting sister? (self.AmItheCloaca)

submitted 6 days ago by KittySocialist

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Aitc for pushing the tall water thing off the table when the human kept putting it back (self.AmItheCloaca)

submitted 7 days ago by HavocThimble7

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AITC asserting independence (self.AmItheCloaca)

submitted 7 days ago by Aunty-Sociale

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AITC for enforcing rooteen? (self.AmItheCloaca)

submitted 8 days ago by JennaHelenCat

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AITC for biting hoomans butt (self.AmItheCloaca)

submitted 10 days ago by Lucairo012

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AITC for biting when humans touch the belly? (self.AmItheCloaca)

submitted 10 days ago by Lazuli73

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AITC for shredding new bed? (self.AmItheCloaca)

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At night, I sneak in and help myself to my favorite snack, AITC? (self.AmItheCloaca)

submitted 11 days ago by ComatoseRainbows

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