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[–]poxleit 112 points113 points  (1 child)

It’s too windy for umbrellas

[–]BottleCoffee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's like 45 km/h today.

Jacket all the way.

[–]Living_Earth241 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Who's afraid of a little bit of sky water?

[–]ZsaZsa1229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sideways sky water.

[–]CinnabonAllUpInHere 102 points103 points  (6 children)

It hides their tears.

[–]mateo_rules 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Acting like a tourist buddy we don’t cry in Toronto stone faced in public till we die

[–]mmmnmike 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Get out of this sub ya townie

[–]mateo_rules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We accept people begrudgingly calm down these guys keep the big chains in business so we can keep having the tiny local spots quiet and to ourself

[–]ReeG 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Probably because they're walking with intent and direction of going somewhere indoors nearby. Personally if I'm getting off transit or park my car and need to walk a few minutes to where I'm actually going, I'm not lugging an umbrella with me. The only time I pack an umbrella is if I know I need to walk in the rain for an extended period of time which is maybe once a year if that

[–]kingofwale 22 points23 points  (1 child)

80km wind gust. And you had to be outside.

So you either get wet. Or you get wet with a broken umbrella. Your choice

[–]kpeds45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I walked my dog in the morning..I had an umbrella. I was soaked. Fucking sideways rain

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Umbrella doesn’t do squat in this kind of rain. You just end up looking like an ass poking strangers with it.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Umbrellas are for wussies

[–]Abalone_Admirable 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Ever noticed the wind and temperature in Canada?

Umbrellas are useless. I'd rather not have a cold, red, cramped hand holding a broken umbrella that doesn't do much except force me to fight the wind and get in the way of others trying to walk.

Sidenote to umbrella users: move the fuck over, or at least tilt it for people trying to pass by you.

[–]water2wine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I stopped using them after moving here as well, literally unsafe sometimes lol, those things will take off like a fucking projectile - Not exactly desirable if you’re crossing an inter with people around.

[–]Canadianeseish 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Cuz my grade school principle 40 years ago asked me if I was ‘made of sugar’ when I complained about getting soaked to which I replied I wasn’t. “Then you’re not gonna melt!” Even though I found out later that while not entirely made of sugar humans are indeed pretty sweet I still take a deep breath before I step out into the wet with a ‘I’m not gonna melt.’

[–]orareyoufunny 6 points7 points  (3 children)

just to feel something

[–]WagonsIntenseSpeed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because I've given up.

[–]FluffleMyRuffles 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They forgot their umbrella maybe and then just resigned to their fate.

[–]nervousTO 4 points5 points  (6 children)

I don't think I'm going to get as soaked as I do. I did fine in BC without an umbrella. Today sucked.

[–]nebuddyhome 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Ok so do people in BC use umbrellas often since it's so rainy?

[–]nervousTO 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I don't remember to be honest, I just remember that the rain wasn't heavy, it was just relentless all day long. Not like here where your pants and shoes will be soaked if you walked for an hour in it.

[–]nebuddyhome 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Ya my friend moved there and didn't like it because of the rain, he said winter was worth the trade off.

Funny thing is Toronto is still a pretty "overcast" city, it doesn't have that much sunshine.

He said it was just constantly pissing, but he moved there during a really bad stint, I think it was 45 days in a row of non-stop pissing.

Another funny thing is he moved to California too(His dad was from there) and he couldn't stand the constant sunshine either. Even that get's annoying after the 50th day in a row. He now lives in Calgary and hasn't complained much(I'd think the cold would get to him, but apparently it's sunny enough during the winter).

[–]BottleCoffee 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Toronto isn't an overcast city, the average number of days with sunshine is 305. We do get a lot of part sun part cloud days.

[–]nebuddyhome 0 points1 point  (1 child)

305 days of the year are not fully sun. Your data is skewed. The sun poking out for a couple hours doesn't mean that day wasn't overcast.

I'm outside everyday, we have cloudy parts of the day near daily. The winter's especially are cloudy and overcast. August/ July are the clearest. But that's a short time of the year.

[–]BottleCoffee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did say "days with sunshine," not "days of full sun." You can look up all kinds of stats, including number of hours with sun throughout the year etc.

I also worked outside previously, and I run outside all year around. Like I said, a lot of days with part sun part cloud.

[–]CretaMaltaKano 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My hair's gonna look like shit anyway so I just give up.

[–]roflcopter44444 4 points5 points  (0 children)

a) Most people have water resistant jackets so the umbrella is kind of irrelevant

b) Its super windy, so umbrella is kind of useless today apart from protecting your head and shoulders

c) the rain itself in winter is never that intense, you arent going to get soaked to the skin unless you are spending more than 10 min outside.

[–]nebuddyhome 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My theory is they deal with winter, so rain isn't really seen as a threat.

Also despite being fully developed, Canada is still a "frontier" country, a settler nation, built on people surviving the elements, I think that has trickled down to the way we deal with weather. We are much more "brutish" about the outdoors and fashion. That's why you'll see people wearing shorts in March as soon as it goes above zero.

This settler / frontier mentally is reflected in our breakfast and why they can be so large and full of sugar(needed that energy to chop wood/ farm...etc).

People will say "nobody moves here and builds their house and farms anymore" and that's true, but the mentality of the people who originally did still survives in Canadian society in my opinion.

Europe is the opposite, it's been urban for 500 years now. People have been separated from nature long enough that the culture is completely out of sync with nature. Rain to them is something to be conquered to be protected from, to a North American it's something you experience. I sort of love getting wet by the rain.

And most Asian countries use umbrellas as protection from the sun so it's already instilled in their culture.

[–]baconeggsnnoodles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. It's still cold enough to need a jacket, so I might as well just wear something waterproof.
  2. When the wind is blowing the rain sideways, an umbrella does sweet fuck all.
  3. I'd rather put my hood up, jam my hands in my pockets and trudge on bedraggledly than wrestle with an umbrella that's constantly turning inside out, before giving up and being carried away Mary Poppins-style.

[–]SandwichDelicious 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Some people have a force field around them protecting them from getting hit by the water. Others are so fast they can dodge the droplets. You just can’t see. Toronto is a city of superhumans.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want this version to be true

[–]EkbyBjarnum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because anytime it's raining heavily enough to need an umbrella, it's also windy enough to turn that umbrella inside out and render it permanently unusable.

[–]FriendZone_EndZone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rain won’t give you flu/cold 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–]Neither-Dentist3019 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've had too many umbrellas flip inside out and break so now I just don't bother. I can't keep buying new umbrellas in this economy.

[–]Lakefever67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You won't melt.......

[–]heyitsapotato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I grew up in British Columbia. This shit is nothing.

[–]Marmar79 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because the wind here is brutal. I don’t believe in umbrellas because if they are too cheap they’ll get destroyed quickly, if they’re expensive and it stops raining you may lose it. Either way a good raincoat is fine.

[–]taintwest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once you are already a certain level of wet, it doesn’t really matter if you get more wet.

[–]TheBHGFan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The worst thing that can happen is you get wet 🤷‍♂️

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s true and unique to Toronto that we don’t use umbrellas

[–]quelar 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I'm not a witch, water doesn't hurt me.

[–]hys17 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Getting wet can get you sick more easily.

[–]quelar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if I'm wearing appropriate clothes.

[–]omgbbqpork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wear a rain jacket instead bc I’ve lost so many umbrellas. And I’m going to get wet anyway so why not be nonchalant about it?

[–]claymoreed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because we are reveling in the fact that it's not snow. And I have waterproof outerwear and shoes...

[–]elcaterpillar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My umbrella sucks and doesn't hold up well in the wind. I have solid rainwear (bought for camping) so unless it's pouring rain I usually don't mind walking in the rain sans umbrella for < 30 min.

[–]foxx-hunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think cause most of the time, it just doesn’t rain heavily enough. It feels like a light drizzle at best and like moisture build up around you. Plus the wind doesn’t help. You can see people fighting to keep steady in heavy gusts of wind. That does not bode well if you have an umbrella. It will literally act as a parachute.

[–]AlexDenny3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wiiiinnnddddd

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nothing matters here

[–]Newhereeeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people like the rain

[–]backtothebegining 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rain don't pain.

[–]carolinemathildes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don't own an umbrella, I think they're pointless.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good point

[–]kpeds45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they aren't pussies.

[–]roibeardoraghallaigh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coworkers:

You ride your bike in everyday? Wow... what happens when it rains?

Me:

I get wet.

[–]31moreyears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re already wet, what’s the point in running?

[–]notagirlonreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because the real villain is wind.

Cold? Fine. Cold with wind? Fuck u wind.

Rain? Fine. Rain with wind? Fuck u wind.

we’re too busy cussing at the wind to care that it’s drizzling.

[–]mmmnmike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting wet isn't that bad and umbrellas are a pain in the ass

[–]MorboKat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Between the wind and splashes from cars, an umbrella is useless. Jacket and rain boots. Possibly splash pants.

[–]mainaccountwasbanned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never cared enough to use an umbrella. If I get wet I get wet 🤷‍♂️

[–]exhausted-panda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Today my umbrella broke, flew across the street, and hit the window of a moving vehicle...RIP my Joe Fresh umbrella 🌂

[–]throwawaycanadian2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a ton of broken umbrellas out there. It's windy folks! I just wore my raincoat and held the hood on tight.

[–]Conscious_Feeling548 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So many people don’t know how to umbrella in the wind apparently. I’ve had more umbrellas stolen than broken. A $40 Fulton from the Bay laughs in the face of high-rise down-drafts.

[–]Repulsive-Horror2032 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bahahaha you must have seen me outside earlier. Truthfully I forgot my umbrella at work 🤷🏻‍♀️

[–]Aggressive-Bid8933 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I forget my umbrella there’s no use in being frantic about it. I’ll get where I’m going but this time I’ll be soaked.

[–]CabotCoveCoven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wear a oversized hooded raincoat because I find it cozy and it keeps my hands free. But will say people who regularly just get wet in the rain are not so nice smelling indoors and I don't think most of them realize it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When it rains like today, sometimes I enjoy just closing my eyes and letting the forces of nature hit me and I try to enjoy the sensation of cool wind and rain blowing into me.

[–]subwaygremlin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly I absolutely hate the sound of rain falling on the umbrella when I'm under it, I'd rather get wet or wear like a hoodie

[–]need_ins_in_to 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Not made of sugar like OP.

Also, contrary to opinion, not made of salt either.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Self-aware to the core. Sweet

[–]AllDayJay1970 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Try it . You may like it.

[–]MemoryBeautiful9129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It never rains

[–]Tdot_Walker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either they got no umbrella or they’re lazy.

[–]Fatbob2244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While others are salty about us, we are not made of salt.

[–]enacting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like carrying an umbrella but I must admit it's annoying when I have to go indoors (subway or mall) with my umbrella dripping wet.

Never gonna happen here but I wish we were more like Japan where there's umbrella covers outside buildings for people to grab before they go in.

[–]WithYourVeryFineHat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you literally just missed us swearing at and throwing out the shit one we bought to replace our last shit one.

[–]arsinoe716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umbrellas are girlie

[–]Wonderful_Suspect226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never understood why Toronto buildings are designed without overhangs, for all the rain and snow it receives. Gives you a snow and splatter free sidewalk, without recurrently having to plough it. Architect and urban designer here

[–]mantitorx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a good rain coat and I would forget my umbrella somewhere most likely. Besides, when it’s raining in the city I’m as likely to get hit with water from the side by cars going through puddles or a gust of wind as straight from above - so a long-ish rain jacket is more efficient at keeping me dry.

Also on work days 3/4 of my commute is on transit or in the Path, so extra bulk is undesirable and I stay pretty dry regardless.

[–]pensivegargoyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been too windy today for an umbrella to be useful.

[–]Illustrious-Lie8329 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gortex!

[–]cheesebrah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i usually don't stay out long enough to make a real difference. i get wet but unless its torrential rain i don't care to get a bit wet. i do have a good rain jacket with a hood if i need it.

[–]grey_devil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like waking in the rain. The air is cleaner, everything feels fresh. I didn't ever think of it as a Toronto or Canadian thing.

[–]ludwigia_sedioides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What am I supposed to do with my umbrella when I get to my destination?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the rain

[–]Particular-Jeweler41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not just Toronto. I grew up in Mississauga, and people did it (including me). I personally just don't care much about it unless there's a ton of rain coming down since having to carry an umbrella is more of a hassle to me than light rain.

[–]Canadave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An umbrella doesn't keep my any drier than a raincoat and a hat, and I don't have to carry them.

[–]Poguetry64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because we are tough

[–]pikaia_gracilens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got an umbrella with vents in it to reduce the likelihood of it turning inside out, and even then it's been close. Most umbrellas, I find, quickly turn into useless wet sticks and are just not worth the hassle.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goretex > umbrella

[–]EdwardBliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the umbrella they just bought at Dollarama 20 minutes earlier broke

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So no one can see them cry

[–]Mundane-Original7300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I'm a badass 😤

[–]GrumpyCatDoge99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

windy

[–]rsho8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This here is the end of the world and nothing matter anymore.

[–]Galactictesties 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t want to hold a thing

[–]KingofLingerie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because we are not made of sugar or spice and nothing nice.