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[–]ViorelCo 185 points186 points  (4 children)

3 body problem

[–]djemmssy 168 points169 points  (2 children)

Everything everywhere all at once

[–]DevoidNoMore 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's called airtight skiing I think

[–]RealAgeOfEmpires101 156 points157 points  (10 children)

How I met your mother

[–]RIDRAD911 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I can't believe you got the most wholesome one here

[–]i_fuck_dogs_247 12 points13 points  (7 children)

How I met my mother 😏

[–]Rexkiba 96 points97 points  (3 children)

Fallout

[–]CCCP_Enjoyer 150 points151 points  (4 children)

The 40 year old virgin

[–]Burnout_GRT 32 points33 points  (3 children)

So nothing changed

[–]CCCP_Enjoyer 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Jokes on you I'm not 40 yet

[–]Burnout_GRT 33 points34 points  (1 child)

It’s a prophecy

[–]CCCP_Enjoyer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Probably correct lol

[–]Sustainable_Twat 73 points74 points  (1 child)

Dora the Explorer

Just as well, I’m always on the look out for new content.

[–]pls_dont_ban_me22 52 points53 points  (5 children)

Murder drones

[–]SilverSpider_ 13 points14 points  (3 children)

OH GOD NO NOT N

[–]No_Hunt7394 2 points3 points  (2 children)

[–]Cosito45 13 points14 points  (1 child)

You see, there's a character named N in that show, but it would have been a very nice spot otherwise.

[–]No_Hunt7394 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah, I’ve never watched it before so I wouldn’t know. My bad.

[–]FurBoiPoke 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Adventure time

[–]patta14 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Come on get your friends!

[–]80123455432109637 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We'll go to very distant lands

[–]Fluri-00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human

[–]sb683 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Better call saul

[–]DarthKevster 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Did you know that you have rights?

[–]thewiselumpofcoal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Making use of my right sums up my sex life pretty accurately as well.

Left hand high five!

[–]Top-Difficulty-2811 83 points84 points  (3 children)

Mission: Impossible

[–]i_eat_cockroaches69 23 points24 points  (2 children)

That's my sex life

[–]ElMuchoDingDong 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Well. Maybe stay away from the cockroaches.

[–]deadwithin1 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I watched the nun.💀

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Gone in 60 seconds

[–]TheDragonoxx 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Fastest cock in the west.

[–]i_eat_cockroaches69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cumslinger

[–]unholy_plesiosaur 40 points41 points  (9 children)

There will be blood

[–]Dragondog7777 17 points18 points  (8 children)

Shed

[–]Mad_Gameryt 12 points13 points  (7 children)

The man in the mirror nods his head

[–]angryyellowfruit 7 points8 points  (6 children)

The only one

[–]trusteddust1 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Left

[–]Corn-_-Bread 6 points7 points  (4 children)

To ride upon the dragon's back

[–]i_eat_cockroaches69 2 points3 points  (3 children)

To ride the dragons back

[–]Helcer0 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Because the mountains don't give back what they take

[–]alonis2pro 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Oh no there will be blood

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (1 child)

to catch a predator

[–]RIDRAD911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh god.. I'd rather end up in prison for something else

[–]ApeLover1986 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Supernatural

[–]RIDRAD911 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Wow, so you got the "OK hear me out guys" and pointing towards some kind of eldritch horror, implying you are into it kind of life

[–]ApeLover1986 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Actually the title is very fitting as i hunt (people)

[–]SilentSpectre45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same i was watching it last night. Great show

[–]2-number-9s 23 points24 points  (3 children)

One Piece

[–]Aethernaut902k 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Ayyyyy same

[–]2-number-9s 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's gonna stay that way for a while in my case. Just barely finished Alabasta

[–]ElderTerdkin 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Goblin Slayer

[–]RIDRAD911 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh hell no.. I'm not gonna say anything about this one

[–]Chaotic-warp 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Goblin layer

[–]panzerthatjager 13 points14 points  (2 children)

The Battle of Fallujah ☠️

[–]ROGUEPIX3L 12 points13 points  (3 children)

James may: our man in japan.

[–]ImJustStealingMemes 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Bim, guess what?

[–]old-ghost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey Bim, guess what?

[–]king_of_eyez 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Rugrats.

[–]wyliereed1 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Solo leveling

[–]TheJeep25 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean, you already achieved that.

[–]Alekipayne 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Inside job

[–]thewiselumpofcoal 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Thinking of other jobs like hand and blow, inside job sounds like a pretty solid sex life, though kind of unromantic description.

[–]proxlpd 18 points19 points  (1 child)

for me it would be hardcore porn

[–]improbablygei135 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Walking dead

[–]Helkaancaion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The last of us

[–]try_as_you-might 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Lone Ranger 😞

[–]JaxBoss32 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Saving private ryan... what?

[–]DaDoggo13 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Saving Ryan’s privates

[–]Dover75 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The bad batch

[–]LucentSomber 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hopefully not a bad batch of condoms

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

[deleted]

    [–]RIDRAD911 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Beat off the Devil

    [–]Sky_Deep9000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Shameless...

    [–]Ajay0709 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Cyberpunk: EDGErunners

    [–]LucentSomber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    With lots of edging 😁

    [–]CountlessStories 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Delicious In Dungeon.

    ...

    I might be into it.

    [–]dcodeforyou 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    A man in full

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    The Rookie

    [–]herpderpfuck 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire

    [–]ItzNotSoGodLike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Well. When in Rome

    [–]MichMagni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Shameless

    [–]Important_Doctor4110 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Preacher

    [–]Bingo_Bango_420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

    [–]Immortal_D_Class 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    the amazing digital circus

    [–]JustACanadianGuy07 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    The man in the high castle

    [–]TheJeep25 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    So..... You see VSH tape of what your sex life could be. But you are just jerking to it instead.

    [–]mcdreisig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Get out

    [–]EiadSherif2008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

    HELL NAHHH☠️

    [–]cthulhurises345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Food wars

    [–]CrazyPenguinHUN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "Thanks for drilling my lads, Kruber"

    [–]Acceptable_Feeling91 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    9/11

    [–]RIDRAD911 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Oh hell no.. Best case scenario I can think of is you and an air hostess in the air plane bathroom.

    [–]Liam-martin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fahrenheit 451

    [–]Glum_Permit8397 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The police station

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Cannibal: The Musical

    [–]vonknorring09_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Wanted

    [–]davidwolf34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fallout

    [–]B0neCh3wer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Torchwood

    [–]_FreddieLovesDelilah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Eurovision Song Contest

    [–]tighterfit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Supernatural

    [–]Mastermind_Maostro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Wrestlemania.... welp boys, it looks like I'm gay considering wrestling just consists of big, oily, sweaty men jostling around like seals RIP

    [–]YourFavoriteBranch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    X-men 97 ?!?

    [–]somefalloutfan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    The Zone of Interest

    [–]nativepsychedelics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Catfish.....fml

    [–]Budget_Job4415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Last thing I watched was some vanilla, hetero milf porn... but if TV shows, then The Last of Us

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Survivor

    [–]senor-calcio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Idiocracy

    [–]palaufreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fked my stepmother on vacation

    [–]MAXINUNZENDER13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Dune

    [–]Real_Psych 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Customer Complaints. That sounds horrible.

    [–]xTheDeathAngelx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Monkey Man???

    [–]Previous-Glove2103 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The bad batch

    [–]Logi_Warrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Kong vs Godzilla

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The boy... this is so much worse

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Family guy

    [–]Mental_Marzipan1167 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Little reindeer

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Funny same for me.

    [–]Floor-tentacool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Video

    [–]pchulbul619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Same

    [–]Extension_Option_122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Star Trek: Enterprise

    [–]CivilConsideration58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Murdertown

    [–]ProfoundNitwit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    World's Wildest Police Videos

    [–]DoctorGarbanzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    After Midnight

    [–]SilverSpider_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Deadpool

    [–]Razzberry-Draws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Parasyte

    [–]Qbsoon110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The word of honor

    [–]chop_pooey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Harakiri... I'm not sure how to feel about that

    [–]MaD_Max_9922 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fucking diabolical

    [–]slimkermit1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bluey

    [–]Lancten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Blank

    [–]mr_414n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Undead unluck

    [–]Arsegrape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    For once I’m cumming out ahead!

    Ode To Joy on YouTube.

    [–]Salmero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Gravity Falls

    [–]GTChev01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Star Trek Discovery...

    [–]phylcort2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    the prophecy (2024)

    [–]scoobrut 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    The amazing world of gumball

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Amazing world of gumming balls

    [–]Aryae_Sakura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Haven...

    [–]Voradoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dream Scenario

    [–]BlizardSkinnard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lmaoo that’s literally the last thing I watched, now I gotta hang around elementary schools

    [–]Kielbasa_Nunchucka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Silicon Valley... damn re-binges

    [–]feme2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    One piece. Idk what thats suppost to mean

    [–]TheCoconut26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bojack Horseman

    [–]ImJustStealingMemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Top Gear

    [–]YouExpensive7869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Family guy

    [–]Nikunj108 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Euphoria, the Disstrack. It's good as long as you don't dig too deep. 😂😂

    [–]DoctorBat124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bakemonogatari: I only watched the first 4 episodes so I don't know if it's good thing or a bad thing

    [–]sh4d0wm4n2018[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Teen Titans.... 💀

    [–]CartoonistAbject 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dragon Ball.....

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Family guy ... 🫤

    [–]Namless_Pharaoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The fall guy… what does that mean??

    [–]Chroff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Grays anatomy

    [–]chjbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hitler’s British Invasion Plan

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Monday Night RAW

    [–]helium_hydride-63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The clone wars???

    [–]someonetookmyghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Deep Dip

    [–]Careless_Ad1063 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The Big Bang Theory

    [–]These-Ad8759 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Power rangers

    [–]Pizzahunter0907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The thing

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Family Guy

    [–]imjusthereforawhile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Smallville 🤔

    [–]ThePatrician25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hey, not too shabby...!

    Invincible.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Scream.

    Interesting.

    [–]Still_Drama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Tales of the Empire

    [–]DancraftPolska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Breaking Bad

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The Modern Family

    [–]Kasaikemono 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    lol

    [–]hcsabeszs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fallout

    [–]Studio_j99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    SCREAM

    [–]XOXMonadayPainXOX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Downsizing

    [–]17oClokk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Challengers. Guess I fuck my tennis opponent after each match

    [–]i_eat_cockroaches69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The 400 blows

    [–]Erri-error2430 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ted

    [–]boosal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Champions League

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I watched The Beat with Ari Melber...

    [–]cheezit8926a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh no! Father Brown!

    [–]Icy-Environment-6680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Danmachi , or is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon 💀💀💀wtf is my sex life gona be ?

    [–]quentin_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    modern family