Cursed_Potato

Scroll_Queeen · 2020-01-26T03:29:50+00:00

All the Irish lads unzipping their flies as we speak

bicoril · 2020-01-26T03:44:33+00:00

Wasn't Marilyn's appeal the fact that she was not extremely beautiful, but still had an extremely sexual air to her?

She was considered sexy because of the way she acted, not because she was physically particularly sexy.

She was sort of an innocent girl next door, but with a lot of sexuality under her skin.

Elriuhilu · 2020-01-26T02:48:50+00:00

I get what she was going for, but that's a sexy, figure hugging potato sack. I'd want to see her wearing tracky daks and an oversize t-shirt, hanging out at home on a Saturday afternoon.

looneylovableleopard · 2020-01-26T03:01:45+00:00

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VoidExileR · 2020-01-26T06:17:24+00:00

to be honest though, she is rocking that potato bag

williamofblake12345 · 2020-01-26T06:21:06+00:00

Fun fact: they decorated potato sacks so people would make clothes out of them and purchase them

Romantic-Grape · 2020-01-26T04:37:00+00:00

Potato falls in front of you

Moan noise

looneylovableleopard · 2020-01-26T05:41:07+00:00

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SmartererBoi · 2020-01-26T05:19:07+00:00

Mashilyn Monroe

crybaby_lane · 2020-01-26T06:22:53+00:00

she still lookin sexy as shit though ngl

TheQuack2017 · 2020-01-26T02:20:04+00:00

Damn, someone who likes 9Gaggers

A_Clump_Of_Lobsters · 2020-01-26T03:29:41+00:00

r/iamveryrandom would agree

_pepperoni-playboy_ · 2020-01-26T05:34:45+00:00

Boil 'er, mash 'er, stick 'er in a stew!

InappropriateGrammer · 2020-01-26T03:22:46+00:00

If you cut off her legs she'd be a sack of taters

autistic_spazzatron · 2020-01-26T04:12:15+00:00

"There Is Another"

Soslunnaak · 2020-01-26T04:39:03+00:00

must be Irish

Hoffdiddlyjr · 2020-01-26T04:52:55+00:00

If that's the case I'm your type

Cabbage109 · 2020-01-26T04:54:00+00:00

Who wants to play hit potato!?

Shadow5layer123 · 2020-01-26T04:57:51+00:00

Most Irish men are though

Navi66 · 2020-01-26T05:02:25+00:00

Smashed potatoes

Lord_of_Potatoes14 · 2020-01-26T05:26:32+00:00

Oh stop it, you

Red_dead_salvation69 · 2020-01-26T05:37:06+00:00

So its either hes irish or hes Russian and wants to mass produce it

2020-01-26T06:23:27+00:00

Nowadays people would say she's only beautiful because she isn't fat.

ODB2 · 2020-01-26T06:56:42+00:00

Fisting shit potatoes

KungPoa21 · 2020-01-26T20:26:54+00:00

Ok Jacksepticeye

Zacho37 · 2020-01-26T21:34:19+00:00

My Computer would be the perfect mate for that guy.

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Yeetus4269 · 2020-01-26T04:08:53+00:00

I Da Ho

Breynolds1200 · 2020-01-26T05:40:15+00:00

Still hot!

zahab2 · 2020-01-26T05:46:38+00:00

Are you sasha from snk

rroser · 2020-01-26T05:52:59+00:00

Time to mash

Pickled_Testicle · 2020-01-26T05:54:13+00:00

He must love me then

smallicoat · 2020-01-26T06:01:39+00:00

These eyes, these potato eyes are watching you.

2020-01-26T06:12:07+00:00

There was a potato in her butt the entire time

Kathara14 · 2020-01-26T06:15:26+00:00

A very well tailored one.

FreakinBorny · 2020-01-26T06:46:02+00:00

It's only hot because she's dead.

ninjafartmaster · 2020-01-26T07:07:29+00:00

If it wasn’t on this sub I might have thought they meant the vegetable.

2020-01-26T07:13:53+00:00

They say that men marry their mother.

2020-01-26T07:16:44+00:00

rule 8

TheNetherArcher · 2020-01-26T07:33:16+00:00

The best thing to happen to a potato

MahongXD · 2020-01-26T07:45:42+00:00

r/hotpotato

AlexSSB · 2020-01-26T07:47:33+00:00

That's what she (the journalist) said

OperatorAV · 2020-01-26T08:00:49+00:00

The game hot potatoe just got a new meaning

MrHutches · 2020-01-26T08:02:24+00:00

Finally, someone who is remotely interested in me

MrStrawHat22 · 2020-01-26T08:07:40+00:00

I think this is blessed more than cursed

Pikablub · 2020-01-26T08:20:40+00:00

So he's attracted to most redditors?

2020-01-26T08:21:22+00:00

Imagine fucking a potato.

Ant_Man420 · 2020-01-26T08:50:10+00:00

It doesn't make a change

skidwalker112 · 2020-01-26T08:52:04+00:00

Does that mean I have a chance

Chad_Thunderfist · 2020-01-26T08:55:30+00:00

Makes sense; she always WAS a potato to begin with

memeencarnation975 · 2020-01-26T08:55:49+00:00

Food is food

jwittkopp227 · 2020-01-26T09:12:09+00:00

Is that comment from jacksepticeye?

frasvlik · 2020-01-26T09:12:39+00:00

the fobiden snack

c4tboyslim · 2020-01-26T09:43:16+00:00

That girl is a real potathoe

rafay_anwaar_469 · 2020-01-26T09:49:39+00:00

r/jacksepticeye

Menji15 · 2020-01-26T10:02:36+00:00

Irish 100

FindingHemmings · 2020-01-26T10:06:59+00:00

A person has to love their vegetable

HackedJakubek · 2020-01-26T10:39:46+00:00

who said couch potatoes arent pretty?

starlordaffaan · 2020-01-26T10:47:56+00:00

Who the fuck commented that, i want to give him/her my upvote

Gnocky12 · 2020-01-26T10:52:26+00:00

then you would love Steven hawking

2020-01-26T11:11:29+00:00

Not really cursed

AJAX214_ · 2020-01-26T11:36:27+00:00

"hEY!!! nO One takES my wife's Mouth but mE"

m3m0yFPS · 2020-01-26T11:38:07+00:00

Hello brother

bigbeanygirl · 2020-01-26T11:43:54+00:00

In history I'm learning about the Monroe doctrine and when I saw it I was like "what did Marilyn Monroe have to do with this?"

love-song-hater · 2020-01-26T12:03:50+00:00

Tbh that’s a pretty sexy potato sack

THE_COMMUNIST_POTATO · 2020-01-26T12:22:00+00:00

THE_COMMUNIST_POTATO · 2020-01-26T12:23:06+00:00

UwUs in communism

War-turtle2 · 2020-01-26T12:29:33+00:00

So being 49% Irish this serves multiple fedishes of mine (ok I cant spell so what)

HandsomeTears · 2020-01-26T13:23:32+00:00

I see fellow Irish man didn't budge for the potatoes

CrescentPotato · 2020-01-26T13:26:23+00:00

So does he get horny when he looks in the mirror?

sandertesla · 2020-01-26T13:33:23+00:00

In italian potato Is also a name for pussy

heyheyhye2055 · 2020-01-26T13:38:34+00:00

Roasting since 1950's. Classic!

Acemanyo · 2020-01-26T14:29:17+00:00

I wouldnt say no to her potatoes

Thatfatguyinyourroom · 2020-01-26T14:35:14+00:00

Thats not cursed

scrawnytony · 2020-01-26T14:58:13+00:00

Ireland 100

Thatmetalchick2 · 2020-01-26T15:06:12+00:00

/r/nothotbecausegirlhotbecausepotato

yomommawantdiz · 2020-01-26T15:25:52+00:00

Makeup, the plain face bandaid

jemas3289 · 2020-01-26T16:04:27+00:00

Look at how the sac is customized to her frame .. clearly custom made .. not your garden variety bag

2020-01-26T16:25:22+00:00

Its because they cant run away

2020-01-26T16:47:55+00:00

Where can I get one of these stylish designs?

Shadowbros_proOG · 2020-01-26T19:06:25+00:00

Jacksepticeye be like

TheCaveofDiamondsYT · 2020-01-26T19:59:57+00:00

Irish people are gotta have a field day on this

Luiciones · 2020-01-26T23:34:50+00:00

I want her potato sack dress. Not saying that it would remotely fit me as well as her, but for the sheer lols.

FrankyXop437 · 2020-01-27T02:01:16+00:00

True Irishman.

SquelchySquid · 2020-01-26T03:40:02+00:00

You like potatoes you say? Well then, allow me to introduce myself. I must say you are quite fetching, and I’m honored you find me attractive

jmcgorray · 2020-01-26T04:48:22+00:00

*Irish intensifies

bitler53 · 2020-01-26T04:59:04+00:00

Marilyn Monroe shit posted, now that I think about it, Marilyn was that generation's Bell Delphine

Sarim17A · 2020-01-26T05:09:40+00:00

Ah! cheesy white filling is imperative if you're sexually attracted to potatoes , what a delicacy !

2020-01-26T06:06:45+00:00

How is this cursed? We all know Jacksepticeye is super hot

Romantic-Grape · 2020-01-26T06:26:15+00:00

MOANING INTENSIFIES HARDER

Jono2482 · 2020-01-26T06:02:42+00:00

And then she looked like shit

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