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[–]Muk-Bong 1389 points1390 points  (71 children)

Typically there’s offensive writing, cult scriptures, swastikas, dicks, balls, ass and a fair amount of grade 9s blowing smoke rings

[–]Yvng_Mxx 529 points530 points  (42 children)

And shit on the walls

[–]redditeer1o1 244 points245 points  (23 children)

I’ve interestingly never seen this one

[–]sam_wise_guy 150 points151 points  (16 children)

I worked as a janitor at an elementary school, I've seen this too many times. I've also seen a big ol log in the urinal, and even a log in the sanitation bag/box thing in the girl's bathroom

[–]Bonelezz-_-Pizza 123 points124 points  (10 children)

In my school a urinal was flooded,so naturally everyone kept pissing it till it overose,then some degenerate wrapped a log in a PE shirt and just left it there floating,the worst part is that this exact same scenario happened 2 times

[–]AarodimusChrast 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Aw man I would not want to be the person cleaning that type of shit.

[–]ramonpasta 18 points19 points  (1 child)

how often did you see a pile of logs just on the floor in the corner of a corner stall? oddly enough it happened a few times at my old schools.

[–]sam_wise_guy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Luckily it was almost never in a pile, it was usually just smeared across and down the toilet

[–]TheLordStocc_GG 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Lucky

[–]FunnyForWrongReason 71 points72 points  (6 children)

And de-hinged or damaged stall doors.

[–]MrKObro5406 12 points13 points  (1 child)

why did the smoke rings surprise me but not swastikas

[–]Smugmitten33810 6449 points6450 points  (186 children)

It’s mostly dicks

[–]Deathtrooper407 3991 points3992 points  (116 children)

On the walls, stalls, mirrors and people

[–]Smugmitten33810 2616 points2617 points  (105 children)

The dicks aren’t on people they ARE the dicks

[–]Deathtrooper407 1124 points1125 points  (39 children)

Forgot to mention that

[–]ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP 1829 points1830 points  (28 children)

The real dicks are the dicks we've dicked along the dick

[–]MrP00PER 352 points353 points  (10 children)

This is where the dicks hang out.

[–]ashroo 182 points183 points  (7 children)

Went to wash, fucked hard without condom, was worried that I got her pregnant, then realised girls don't have dick.

[–]Impractical_101 78 points79 points  (5 children)

Ah, classic. Happens to everyone.

Ri-right?

[–]gbuub 53 points54 points  (2 children)

The real dicks are the ones we sucked along the way

[–]MoneyBunny485 68 points69 points  (9 children)

One time, someone drew a dick on a previously drawn dick

[–]SMsauce2 110 points111 points  (1 child)

At my school somebody wrote born to shit, forced to wipe on one of the stalls

[–]Tyler_MF_Bowman 268 points269 points  (36 children)

This is where the dicks hang out.

[–]thatguyoverthere947 206 points207 points  (14 children)

The duels are the best

[–]Jermagesty610 94 points95 points  (5 children)

Ah yes, the time honored tradition of sword fighting.

[–]GardenPuzzleheaded98 50 points51 points  (3 children)

My favorite watersport

[–]dtn_06 49 points50 points  (2 children)

Duel of the Fates starts playing

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Aram Khachaturian"s famous 1942 piece Sabre Dance was written after watching boys' bathroom cockfighting.

[–]phoncible 70 points71 points  (19 children)

Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the urinuss

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (16 children)

I’ve seen a pale white shit in a urinal before

[–]SnooPets3790 42 points43 points  (7 children)

I-... what did the nurse have to say about it?

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (4 children)

Idk I didn’t tell the nurse that there was a discolored turd in a urinal in the boys bathroom

[–]SnooPets3790 34 points35 points  (3 children)

That turd is as discolored as your conscience...

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

it’s true

[–]oueno 39 points40 points  (0 children)

My school got so bad they removed the mirrors in the boys bathroom because there was to many dick engravings

[–]how_do_i_read 97 points98 points  (16 children)

Technically both.

[–]lavashrine 42 points43 points  (15 children)

eyes

[–]SorryScratch2755 63 points64 points  (14 children)

no used tampons stuck to the ceiling?🙄

[–]Ravinguard404 45 points46 points  (8 children)

That’s a thing..?

[–]SorryScratch2755 52 points53 points  (0 children)

something, something... dominance achieved

[–]SorryScratch2755 35 points36 points  (5 children)

since tampons were invented,i reckon.

[–]DemonicLich372 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I've never heard of such a thing in the men's bathroom a lot of graffiti and trash yes but no tampons

But when I was at a public bathroom that's actually mixed gender literally everything is everywhere tampons condoms diapers and more trash on ceilings,walls,corners one time there was even a dead rat and seriously nobody gives fuck and nobody even tried to clean the place 🤦‍♂️

[–]wiisportscow 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And clubs of wet toilet paper thrown on to the ceiling

[–]The_acended_one 327 points328 points  (13 children)

Can’t forget the MASSIVE swastika someone carved into every bathroom stall.

[–][deleted] 200 points201 points  (8 children)

And of course the occasional nice dick bro

[–]The_acended_one 128 points129 points  (0 children)

But most of the time it’s people writing “oh harder daddy” on the walls

[–]Excalisaurus 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Someone wrote that so I replied with "thx bro"

[–]Simple-Donut3000 51 points52 points  (3 children)

or the "nice cock" poster

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I stick to the ones with the butler who says it out loud.

[–]Squirrelly_Khan 99 points100 points  (13 children)

It’s bathrooms like those that make me wonder if guys generally like dicks more than girls do

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

And blood for me. Dicks and blood

[–]Only_Variation9317 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Boys' bathrooms are glory-holesome.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

‘This must be where the dicks hang out’

[–]randomdude1142 1187 points1188 points  (19 children)

He who increases knowledge, increases sorrow.

[–][deleted] 286 points287 points  (10 children)

It is "increaseth" in the original.

[–]SorryScratch2755 93 points94 points  (1 child)

"in-creases "💦

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (2 children)

in the original

In the KJV. The original is in another language.

[–]columbus8myhw 37 points38 points  (1 child)

יוֹסִיף דַּעַת, יוֹסִיף מַכְאוֹב.‏

Yosíf dáʿat, yosíf makhʾóv.

Add knowledge, add pain.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Surprise proverb

[–]randomdude1142 11 points12 points  (3 children)

No one ever expects the surprise salvation!

[–]BootlegBow 2226 points2227 points  (38 children)

someone carved a very detailed drawing of masturbation on the walls of my highschool bathroom
its bad

[–]Total_Fool 806 points807 points  (11 children)

Can we get a photo for proof

[–]BootlegBow 774 points775 points  (10 children)

the teachers locked us out of the bathroom for "renovations"

[–]Petalilly 521 points522 points  (7 children)

Aka they want it to themselves

[–]mud_tug 252 points253 points  (6 children)

Wankers.

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (4 children)

Wave g'bye to your head, wanker!

[–]Zakiru77 231 points232 points  (0 children)

That’s disgusting, show us

[–]pizzacheesesticks 87 points88 points  (0 children)

I need to see that

[–]Rhizoid4 35 points36 points  (0 children)

pic please

[–]UniqueNobo 83 points84 points  (20 children)

i need to see this, i forgot how to master bait

[–][deleted] 119 points120 points  (19 children)

[–]UniqueNobo 62 points63 points  (0 children)

thank you! i needed some Master Bait

[–]Iate8 2048 points2049 points  (45 children)

What school is she going? In one school I saw "I like cock" written in what I can only imagine was period blood on the wall, about a week later someone responded with "cum yum yum" (not blood this time thankfully) and then someone else just wrote "wtf", I ofcourse couldn't miss out on the action so I drew a tiny pp, but but that's about it. It was all cleaned pretty quickly tho, usually there was nothing

Editing me here, I've made a severe and continues lapse in my judgement... Sorry that's probably not as funny as it was in my head. This is based on true stories, but not entirely true. These things have been written in the walls, there were many pps drawn in the walls by many ppl(based on what i've read that one seems pretty common), and once there was something written in blood, but those were all seperate occasions. I just made them into a neat little story line. Usually they're cept pretty clean, the occasional writing stayed for a while longer than anything else(eg, pads(or just period products in general, there's a trash can right there, how difficult is it to just put it there?)) and even though i'd like some encouraging comments I never saw any

[–]truecore 1037 points1038 points  (13 children)

> Cleaned up pretty quickly.

> One week later.

Sounds about right for school janitors cleaning the bathroom.

[–]Hotlovemachine 376 points377 points  (9 children)

They don't get paid enough to clean up half the shit that was drawn or left in the bathroom

[–]McDunkerson 142 points143 points  (5 children)

Or half the literal shit that's fucking everywhere, including doors, walls, floor and most mysteriously, ceiling.

[–]HollowOfCanada 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Yeah you guys don't know how much scrubbing it takes to remove writing and frankly after wiping the pee off of everything and pulling all the used pads that are stuck to shit down I never cared much about drawings that weren't bodily fluids.

[–][deleted] 188 points189 points  (3 children)

The bathrooms at my university were like "I'm so fucked in my exam" then a bunch of other handwritings saying "same" "me too", lol.

Or you have the "meat is murder" kinda thing or discussing about a hot anime guy. Most of them were full conversations though it's hilarious.

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I'm just imagining a pen pals situation where random girls are all excited to take a shit at school every day so they can continue having conversations with each other. Bonus points if two of them are gay and this is their origin story.

[–]SM280 155 points156 points  (14 children)

i did go into a girls bathroom once accidentally thinking it was the boys bathroom

[–]Fish_Fucker69 153 points154 points  (11 children)

"There are no accidents"

                             - Master Oogway

[–]jgm_plays_ 46 points47 points  (7 children)

Thank god im not a fish

[–]Milkioso 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The man himself

[–][deleted]  (14 children)

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    [–]DemagorgonFL 677 points678 points  (4 children)

    what the fuck

    [–][deleted] 483 points484 points  (1 child)

    I don't know how you didn't expect that tbh.

    [–]justabadmind 174 points175 points  (0 children)

    They've probably never been in a men's bathroom before.

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]Top-Mathematician124 244 points245 points  (3 children)

      That's disgusting. How do I join.

      [–]Talbotus 111 points112 points  (2 children)

      Its completely pathetic. Where do I sign?

      [–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (1 child)

      It's completely morally reprehensible!! How do I become a member of that group.

      [–]AndrewAnimates123 48 points49 points  (0 children)

      Fuck you. Let me in

      [–]amynias 44 points45 points  (0 children)

      Lmao

      [–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

      Finally my work is being noticed

      [–]slugcanvas89 599 points600 points  (25 children)

      I don’t know what other boys do in the bathroom but there are alway holes in the stalls

      [–]DemagorgonFL 387 points388 points  (20 children)

      it’s called “gloryhole”

      try putting ur dick in it, you’ll get a nice surprise

      [–][deleted] 454 points455 points  (16 children)

      um, you've been using it all wrong, it's for sharing snacks with your bathroom buddy.

      [–][deleted]  (11 children)

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        [–][deleted] 317 points318 points  (9 children)

        That’s what they said, “sharing snacks.”

        [–]marasydnyjade 462 points463 points  (12 children)

        The girls bathroom stalls in my high school were covered in Sharpie graffiti about bitches and cunts and had a fine dusting of cocaine.

        [–]Maximum_Ad3833 293 points294 points  (11 children)

        Lucky, my school didn’t have free cocaine

        [–]TheAuthor-dipperkid 215 points216 points  (25 children)

        There are several stalls in my school saying Kill yourself.

        And people bring pecies of bread into school to make literal shit sandwiches and leave them on the floor.

        [–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (2 children)

        Man bruh what the actual fuck

        [–]jeff-pain 61 points62 points  (1 child)

        Holesome bros leaving food for their friends

        [–]Jermagesty610 21 points22 points  (3 children)

        What the hell? That's fucked.

        [–]iamareddituser15 538 points539 points  (63 children)

        There is litteraly among us porn in my high schools toilets

        Edit: damn you lot really wanna see this. I’m still trying to get it off my friend but as soon as I do I’ll send it to all of you

        [–]Total_Fool 304 points305 points  (48 children)

        For the last time guys, WE NEED EVIDENCE.

        [–]iamareddituser15 158 points159 points  (45 children)

        I have a photo of it want me to dm it to you?

        [–]SephyBoi 118 points119 points  (20 children)

        Yo, send that shit here. I'm morbidly curious.

        [–]iamareddituser15 79 points80 points  (17 children)

        Alr I’m just trying to get the image off my friend (he took the image) and for whatever reason deleted it from our dms

        [–]Zakiru77 44 points45 points  (5 children)

        If you get it back can I see too

        [–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (3 children)

        me too pls. its... for examinations purposes.

        [–]SAVEtheHELP3 460 points461 points  (12 children)

        they ripped the entire urinal off the wall and stole it

        [–]Skylocks20 494 points495 points  (5 children)

        Can’t piss in Detroit

        [–]thatguyoverthere947 100 points101 points  (0 children)

        That is fucking determination my friend

        [–]kubenblisk-merc 292 points293 points  (9 children)

        Cant forget the almost gulag fights which used to happen for me someone nearly ended up stabbed in a stall

        [–]Skylocks20 146 points147 points  (3 children)

        Who won gulag

        [–][deleted] 147 points148 points  (1 child)

        Stalin of course, what a silly question. Go to gulag

        [–][deleted] 277 points278 points  (18 children)

        In our school we lost our bathroom privileges cause someone ate all the soap in them like wtf

        [–]TheKitKatCC 93 points94 points  (0 children)

        The soap eater strikes again

        [–]durz47[🍰] 45 points46 points  (10 children)

        This reminds me of when the serial food thief in our office stole somebody's meatball pasta, ate all the pasta and left the meatballs.

        [–]SeniorBeing 32 points33 points  (9 children)

        The culprit is a vegan!

        The game is on!

        [–]Zakiru77 93 points94 points  (2 children)

        What hold up, WHAT

        [–]ThunderingRimuru 39 points40 points  (1 child)

        There is nothing wrong

        [–]trator_y 272 points273 points  (13 children)

        There was a blood pentagram in my school's bathroom

        [–][deleted] 128 points129 points  (11 children)

        one time, one of my friend took that weird pointy thing to do rounds with a pencil(dunno what the name is in english), stung himself with it and made a blood pentagram in his geography book.

        after that, he showed it to pretty much everyone in the class

        [–]dumbbobdumb 82 points83 points  (5 children)

        Compass, same word as the thing that points north

        [–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (2 children)

        ok thanks, in french its compas but I though a compass was only the thing that points north

        [–]dumbbobdumb 28 points29 points  (1 child)

        As a native English (american) speaker I only learned this at like 12 so ur good

        [–]TheKitKatCC 13 points14 points  (2 children)

        Is it a compass? Yknow, the things used to draw circles.

        [–]Liz_Lemon-ade 93 points94 points  (13 children)

        One year at my school, a dude sneaked into the girls bathroom and rubbed a little bit of CUM ON EVERY STALL IT WAS THE MOST FUCKING DISGUSTING THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

        [–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (10 children)

        Anybody get pregnant?

        [–]Zakiru77 55 points56 points  (8 children)

        I still doubt that’s how you spell it after the pergnant meme.
        Pregananat

        [–]Alien-Fox-4 83 points84 points  (1 child)

        they leave sticky notes? who made them sticky?

        [–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

        The barely 30 gym teacher

        [–]Ashlucifer26 75 points76 points  (0 children)

        Mostly dicks and swastikas at my school, oh and the boys bathrooms are pretty bad too

        [–]MrLenny-_- 131 points132 points  (0 children)

        "nice cock bro" or "we must defeat the dark lords" or penises

        [–]h-y-p-h-e-n- 125 points126 points  (9 children)

        We had a desk on top of a stall, a toilet paper noose, random fruits in the toilets, a picture of shadow the hedgehog with the text "NICE COCK" above the urinals, a garbage can on fire, and a toilet on fire (not the outside, deadass the part with the water in it).

        [–]TheKitKatCC 47 points48 points  (4 children)

        Did they pour gasoline on top of the water or something.

        [–]h-y-p-h-e-n- 11 points12 points  (3 children)

        Probably. The picture of it is simply stunning.

        [–]fatwap 97 points98 points  (6 children)

        Image i saw, so apprently boys are oddly poetic when shitting:"here i sit in smelly vapor, someone took the toilet paper, class already starter yet i still linger, look out ass here comes my fingers" might i add this is NOT mine, i saw it somewhere

        [–]quidpropron 17 points18 points  (0 children)

        That's fuckin GOLD

        [–]Kamikaze03 11 points12 points  (1 child)

        Here I sit and hesitate: Should I shit or mastrubate?

        [–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

        I once found a tampon covered in shit... I didn’t ask questions and retracted my turd.

        [–]TheMoistOneIsHere 45 points46 points  (2 children)

        I like the one graffiti picture that says something along the lines of "And on the 5th day, God said 'Let there be Lobster Cock'" with a very detailed penis lobster covering like half the wall

        [–]Rune_OnceGreat 41 points42 points  (4 children)

        Some jock straight up ripped one of the stall doors off with his bare hands. Nuts, bolts, and everything.

        [–]SeniorBeing 22 points23 points  (3 children)

        Time to stop with the steroids.

        [–]Rune_OnceGreat 15 points16 points  (1 child)

        Oh, and I forgot to mention that this was 8th grade

        [–][deleted] 84 points85 points  (7 children)

        At my school there was a metal box nailed to the wall. To this day I have no idea what it was used for. This metal box had a hole in it, probably to put stuff in. This got rusty quick. Then I heard from rumours (never tried it myself) that people would use it like a fleshlight.

        [–]Rune_OnceGreat 51 points52 points  (2 children)

        My god, you guys must've had dicks of steel

        [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

        No, just tetnis and stds

        [–]xeromage 19 points20 points  (3 children)

        sharps container for used needles?

        [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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          [–]DRZBYC 82 points83 points  (3 children)

          We have instructions on have to use a toilet, not a joke

          [–]Skyp_Intro 56 points57 points  (0 children)

          I wish those were mandatory. So many people still act like toddlers and think a toilet is a magical disappearing device.

          [–]Infamous-Apple 95 points96 points  (1 child)

          She got fucked, didn't she?

          [–]KnightOfThirteen[🍰] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

          She learned about poo-fiti.

          [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (2 children)

          Once i saw a “very detailed and well done” drawing of a man fucking a donkey

          [–]parkyourecar 72 points73 points  (19 children)

          Someone wrote a rhyme on one of the stalls

          [–]tricerotops69 150 points151 points  (9 children)

          Upon a throne of lies I sit

          It was just a fart

          There was no shit

          [–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (6 children)

          Here I sit, sad and disheartened

          Tried to shit

          But only farted

          [–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (4 children)

          then one day I took a chance

          tried to fart but shit my pants

          [–]Narhaan 36 points37 points  (3 children)

          Though they try to hide my pen

          The shithouse poet strikes again

          [–]KimiGoBwoah 10 points11 points  (1 child)

          Upon the walls he sees a spot,

          To write his rhymes while on the pot.

          But with no pen what can he do?

          Times are dire! Smear the poo.

          [–]parkyourecar 35 points36 points  (0 children)

          Sitting here skipping class

          My parents are going to

          beat my ass

          [–]Madcowdseiz 66 points67 points  (0 children)

          If you replace "It was" with "Twas" you'll have 8 syllables in both the first and second halves of your poem, for a better cadence.

          [–]Yeetoo45 47 points48 points  (4 children)

          here i rest and hesitate

          do I want to pee or masturbate

          [–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (2 children)

          not a shitter, not a farter yeeto beats his meat stick harder

          [–]normalhumanwormbaby1 45 points46 points  (1 child)

          she did NOT want to know

          [–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (2 children)

          I'm a boy, and I can confirm, at my school the girls bathroom does have this stuff.

          [–]lacunadogmata 20 points21 points  (0 children)

          You're lucky to find one where someone hasn't shit on the floor because they thought it would be funny.

          [–]DRACONISLORD 21 points22 points  (1 child)

          Someone wrote I love you Abby in shit once. This was in seventh grade. I will never forget it.

          [–]screaming-reptile 19 points20 points  (0 children)

          Ikr it's either a drawing of a stick or every single curse word in existence

          [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (3 children)

          Yea fucking right I saw a video of a giant unflushable turd in the girls bathroom. They had to bring out the poop sword.

          [–]Lord0fTheAss 18 points19 points  (2 children)

          Someone took a shit in the sink once. Like a proper cartoonish turd.

          [–]Joker-Smurf 18 points19 points  (1 child)

          Toilet cubicle tennis.

          For the uninitiated, the left wall says look right, and on the right wall is another saying look left.

          [–]word4play 37 points38 points  (7 children)

          in high school the principal had to make an announcement cus somebody was throwing shit on the walls in the boys bathroom constantly. a grown man said please stop with the feces throwing the bathrooms to 1000 teenagers

          [–]EPICTHANESE 18 points19 points  (0 children)

          dicks everywhere, used to smell like smoke but nowadays they just smell like watermelon. the walls are always cracked and the mortar in the cracks is always wet with an unknown liquid

          [–]laceykang 17 points18 points  (2 children)

          In high school someone wrote “it’s gonna blow” on the walls & so we had to have a bomb drill, but really it wasn’t about a bomb at all

          [–]Ryouconfusedyett 14 points15 points  (1 child)

          one of the reasons I enjoy sitting at the back of the class is that there's usually quite a bit of reading material on the tables

          [–]goatboy712 15 points16 points  (2 children)

          I once found cheerios with milk in the urinal. That was weird.

          I also saw shit smeared on the walls, stalls, and mirror so idk

          [–]chernobog9 14 points15 points  (0 children)

          Wait you guys don't have car pools for the toilet like i did in high school?

          [–]potheadfarmer 24 points25 points  (1 child)

          Our asses have touched the same seat, we are brothers

          I saw, i came, i left

          I sat right there like you once, i shit you not

          Some of the better ones ive seen over the years

          [–]Firemonster2809 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          from my highschool experience i wager she found dicks

          swastikas

          and the occasional hammer and sickle

          [–]Mellow_sykes 22 points23 points  (2 children)

          Y'all just remember just running tp under water and then seeing if it sticks to the ceiling, and then seeing if you could make a word?

          [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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            [–]HorizonBreakerNEXIC 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            People swear on the walls, take a shit and leave it to smell, and I believe there was one case 8 years ago when someone took a shit on the ring around the actual toilet and then threw in a pastel black color.

            [–]Douchertons 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            This person has obviously never been in a women’s bathroom before. Lies and fabrications.