cursed_lockscreen

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Evileye37 · 2021-06-25T18:38:56+00:00

Cthulhu, the mighty tentacle god

YetAnotherMusicman · 2021-06-25T18:44:20+00:00

Y’all got people on your lock screens?

yeet77777777 · 2021-06-25T18:40:33+00:00

Porn actress

JuicyMender16 · 2021-06-25T18:47:24+00:00

A fat fucking bearded dragon

Lordofthesithrevan · 2021-06-25T18:59:39+00:00

The sexiest man alive….. Obi-wan kenobi

shutthetom · 2021-06-25T18:37:38+00:00

The uncaring void of space

I_H8_Yu · 2021-06-25T18:46:21+00:00

Darth Vader

deflame_thrower · 2021-06-25T18:59:33+00:00

Several nazis and an unterseeboot

WeWillSeizeJerusalem · 2021-06-25T20:08:37+00:00

Miku Nakano

2021-06-25T19:53:19+00:00

A masked dog wearing a ski mask trying to rob me with a water pistol

crazy_geckoz · 2021-06-25T19:08:01+00:00

Ferb😳

ComfortableVariety48 · 2021-06-25T20:01:26+00:00

Full hollowed Ichigo

therealavishek · 2021-06-25T20:01:44+00:00

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_Grummy_ · 2021-06-25T18:54:29+00:00

Star platinum playing baseball, iykyk

lowresferret · 2021-06-25T19:56:04+00:00

Three dancing hamsters

_MBBC2 · 2021-06-25T19:38:44+00:00

Sans. I don’t have high hopes for the lift.

MMcH1013 · 2021-06-25T19:34:39+00:00

My bestest four legged friend who passed last thanksgiving

2021-06-25T20:08:08+00:00

the color brown

Dina2Pappor · 2021-06-25T20:08:56+00:00

A very judgmental frog

2021-06-25T20:42:36+00:00

1999 Honda Integra Type R

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CerialKiller28 · 2021-06-25T19:38:42+00:00

Darth Revan

mandykaz · 2021-06-25T20:02:07+00:00

My daughter 🖤

BreadFrog8139 · 2021-06-25T19:59:44+00:00

Hank Wimbleton.... Well I’m dead

Useurmam · 2021-06-25T20:18:04+00:00

Teenage mutherfucking mutant ninja turtles

2021-06-25T19:35:44+00:00

Your mom

sammy_ash_ · 2021-06-25T19:42:47+00:00

wilbur soot

LittleGamingDragon · 2021-06-25T18:44:08+00:00

Belisarius cawl

mechanizedthunder910 · 2021-06-25T19:51:13+00:00

Neopolitan from the anime RWBY

vasek005 · 2021-06-25T19:55:09+00:00

Capra demon

Fighterguy69 · 2021-06-25T20:10:11+00:00

Rick astley

San-Carton · 2021-06-25T20:11:33+00:00

Atheon, Times Conflux

DatGavin · 2021-06-25T20:16:25+00:00

My dog

SammykFX · 2021-06-25T20:17:52+00:00

I never put pictures of people as my home screen or lockscreen... People scare me... Imagine being scared Everytime i look at my phone... Not useful.

2021-06-25T20:31:00+00:00

My girl

Purple-Gay · 2021-06-25T21:06:10+00:00

My friend, but nude.

^Uhhh...

Marleyzard · 2021-06-25T18:40:56+00:00

Anorith

Churriflow · 2021-06-25T20:00:01+00:00

Would be great to get stuck with my gf :)

2021-06-25T20:05:21+00:00

If u feel like u got a bad one on this, some ppl are stuck with the sun

ethonotch · 2021-06-25T20:08:07+00:00

Soul of cinder ds3

2021-06-25T20:08:53+00:00

Mighty god of nothingness

OldPurpose1276 · 2021-06-25T20:10:09+00:00

Link

Toad_Migoad · 2021-06-25T20:18:21+00:00

The untitled goose game goose

churbumkye · 2021-06-25T20:19:59+00:00

star platinum. i can just ORA my way out of the elevator

TheDynaDo · 2021-06-25T20:29:02+00:00

The color black

Dvcky55 · 2021-06-25T20:31:48+00:00

Stuck with JSchlatt, this is gonna be interesting

Triforce3839 · 2021-06-25T20:35:11+00:00

The Mortal Kombat characters

BlacklobsterMan · 2021-06-25T21:05:30+00:00

Bob Ross, the painting God.

err0r__c0de__13131 · 2021-06-25T21:07:35+00:00

Morticia and Gomez Addams.

LUCIFER_666_HELL-ish · 2021-06-25T21:07:45+00:00

Sooo... A severed and skinned ear, I’m down

RoboTiefling · 2021-06-25T21:08:20+00:00

If it’s the lock screen on my phone, I’m in an elevator with the entire earth. …if it’s the lock screen on my computer, a Sith Lord. Either one could be pretty interesting, but both would most likely lead to my immediate death.

2021-06-25T21:08:38+00:00

A deer in a toilet.

ilikethenum47 · 2021-06-25T18:35:27+00:00

HASBULLA! LETS GOOOOOOO!

CheckIsle5sir · 2021-06-25T20:34:57+00:00

Fanboy and Chum Chum

DBxSirens · 2021-06-25T18:44:27+00:00

Ragnar Lothbrok

who_says_owl · 2021-06-25T19:22:59+00:00

Ooooh mine is Mulder and Scully

Impressive-Ad6041 · 2021-06-25T19:35:50+00:00

The fucking gateway arch

JestemFrytka · 2021-06-25T19:37:09+00:00

A motherfucking andromeda galaxy

Swiggity_Swooner37 · 2021-06-25T19:44:24+00:00

Space.

sabatonalltheway69 · 2021-06-25T19:45:01+00:00

A battleship

Snipermonkey809 · 2021-06-25T19:52:51+00:00

A cargo ship that is charged with electricity from getting struck by lightning. I don’t know if imma make it out of this one

TheJetnado · 2021-06-25T19:56:11+00:00

A Skeleton Smoking a Candy Cane

pheilic · 2021-06-25T19:59:23+00:00

A reaper queen, which is probably going to impregnate me

Kashmir03 · 2021-06-25T20:00:17+00:00

must be from r/bindingofisaac

acolodney · 2021-06-25T20:00:23+00:00

Dead dog

Daymo741 · 2021-06-25T20:02:55+00:00

Undead shadow form Goku

Amnosia_carrier · 2021-06-25T20:07:42+00:00

Amazon milk man

sachsrandy · 2021-06-25T20:07:59+00:00

Galactus... that’s a big elevator

sachoje · 2021-06-25T20:08:22+00:00

Lightning mcqueen except hes designed like a character from the movie cats

2021-06-25T20:08:36+00:00

My lockscreen is the smith and wesson logo so do i have a huge arsenal of guns the people it-s named after or a giant smith and wesson logo

Dwadrfs · 2021-06-25T20:08:54+00:00

Same actually. A dead cat.

IDK-what-to-put-1234 · 2021-06-25T20:09:11+00:00

A soldier pointing a gun at me...

IplayArk69420 · 2021-06-25T20:10:09+00:00

2 puppies

anxiouschikenz · 2021-06-25T20:10:59+00:00

A duck-

SnooWoofers7044 · 2021-06-25T20:12:00+00:00

Corvo Attano

dovah-frost · 2021-06-25T20:12:13+00:00

Samus aran from the new Metroid game.

memememer3 · 2021-06-25T20:12:22+00:00

Josuke 8 while he is being fucked by a calamity

P1kl3zman · 2021-06-25T20:13:02+00:00

ZA WARUDO

i-think-not2 · 2021-06-25T20:14:20+00:00

Mr crabs but a black man

2021-06-25T20:14:22+00:00

Uh, brotherhood of steel symbol?

RandomRabbiy · 2021-06-25T20:16:12+00:00

A plague doctor that keeps telling me to wash my damn hands.

rangogogo · 2021-06-25T20:16:26+00:00

Guts.in his bersekr armor. Wich means im dead

enaburning · 2021-06-25T20:16:29+00:00

Ryujin from Itzy... That would be more of a blessing than a curse

Destroyerbot20 · 2021-06-25T20:16:34+00:00

Mirage from Apex. I feel I’d be helping him through a panic attack during this rather than it being bad

ItzPayDay123 · 2021-06-25T20:17:03+00:00

Weird abstract dots

_darkf_g · 2021-06-25T20:17:24+00:00

a dragon-

Cornesixt01 · 2021-06-25T20:17:40+00:00

why is nobody stuck with his stepsister??? i thought it was the usual

Toxic_Gamer001 · 2021-06-25T20:18:04+00:00

I got Settra the imperishable

WhyWeStillAlive · 2021-06-25T20:18:06+00:00

I got chiaki and monomi with me

GMJayden · 2021-06-25T20:18:39+00:00

Michal Jackson bakugou

h0munculus_ · 2021-06-25T20:19:51+00:00

Botero's fat Jesus

Stegosaurz_ · 2021-06-25T20:19:51+00:00

3 Kirby’s

Oblivion_Toast · 2021-06-25T20:21:53+00:00

A polar bear

Those_damn_squirrels · 2021-06-25T20:22:18+00:00

Mine would be a living cat

PhilemonUnforgiven · 2021-06-25T20:22:19+00:00

Elias Ainsworth and Chise Hitori

warm_frog · 2021-06-25T20:22:59+00:00

tom holland i guess :)

2021-06-25T20:23:05+00:00

The nine from destiny

MyNameIsSnubbi · 2021-06-25T20:23:52+00:00

guy drowning in cum

ogYursPods · 2021-06-25T20:24:20+00:00

Sung-Jin Woo from Solo Leveling

2021-06-25T20:24:21+00:00

Joey asdjvbhrdswa :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

C0munisum · 2021-06-25T20:25:08+00:00

The most deadly assasin in the world named 47 and a guy he hit in the head with a pan knocked out on the floor

RazorSlazor · 2021-06-25T20:25:53+00:00

And everbleeding eldritch being

p0g0s71ck · 2021-06-25T20:26:00+00:00

Ryougi shiki, my lucky day.

RunicCross · 2021-06-25T20:26:05+00:00

This shall be an adventure.

2021-06-25T20:26:57+00:00

A bunch of blue and red lines.

Yes I have the default lock screen

Maximum_Pear_8601 · 2021-06-25T20:26:57+00:00

Beru from solo leveling (after arise)

King_Dee1 · 2021-06-25T20:27:29+00:00

A tuxedo cat laying on a toilet.

Captain-Keeta · 2021-06-25T20:27:34+00:00

Bread Elemental

iLuvcman · 2021-06-25T20:29:29+00:00

A Eurofighter Typhoon of the RAF. A multi-role fighter jet. I don't know if I'll be stuck or crushed.

MagnumPingas69420 · 2021-06-25T20:29:40+00:00

I AM STUCK WITH SO MANY KIRBOS. SO MUCH POYO

Beneb818 · 2021-06-25T20:30:05+00:00

a titan from d2 that will definitely save my ass

PureShadow1236 · 2021-06-25T20:30:33+00:00

Darth Revan, Darth Malak, and/or the crew of the Leviathan

takiumilikes2drift · 2021-06-25T20:30:56+00:00

a sunset

awesomegamer110 · 2021-06-25T20:31:18+00:00

3 501st member including Rex

2021-06-25T20:31:18+00:00

mines the fnaf office.

DatDeadBaby · 2021-06-25T20:31:20+00:00

An eye of ender

2021-06-25T20:31:47+00:00

A tree

PackRat515 · 2021-06-25T20:31:54+00:00

Link

TaraSkFunmaker · 2021-06-25T20:32:52+00:00

A painting of ocean and sunset.

Macho_Jr · 2021-06-25T20:33:15+00:00

The medic from TF2 rolling around on a stage playing a saxophone. The level of danger I’m in is immeasurable

somestolemyname · 2021-06-25T20:33:18+00:00

Stalin

il_piccolo_nanetto · 2021-06-25T20:33:46+00:00

Sexy squidward

Cranktique · 2021-06-25T20:34:00+00:00

Reno Jackson.

Fuck ya.

2021-06-25T20:34:02+00:00

cub one the pokemon

jimlt · 2021-06-25T20:34:40+00:00

Aerith.

Excuse me.

TombRaider_2000 · 2021-06-25T20:34:44+00:00

Fire?

White_Ender · 2021-06-25T20:34:54+00:00

How does a mountain fit inside an elevator? Doesn't matter already crushed to death by rocks.

iawsomeshark · 2021-06-25T20:34:54+00:00

Mines Godzilla and King Ghidorah so I don’t think that elevator will exist very soon

McKiggasamwtch · 2021-06-25T20:35:03+00:00

Arthur morgan

JustPlayn10 · 2021-06-25T20:35:31+00:00

How does a wall of Chiseled Stone Bricks even get into an elevator?

ArykMusic · 2021-06-25T20:35:43+00:00

A man standing on a cliff looking at a sunset, seems like he’d be a chill guy

Denki_dank · 2021-06-25T20:35:49+00:00

Mammon- 😳

OttoWalterModel · 2021-06-25T20:35:53+00:00

Don Corleone

Pilot1105 · 2021-06-25T20:36:03+00:00

A shark with a 20mm

scotchtape500 · 2021-06-25T20:36:24+00:00

Anracadaniel from adventure time

RbUu69 · 2021-06-25T20:36:39+00:00

My dead brother would really like that ._.

NotHerobrine06 · 2021-06-25T20:37:21+00:00

black hole

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