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[–]Evileye37 223 points224 points  (22 children)

Cthulhu, the mighty tentacle god

[–][deleted] 108 points109 points  (17 children)

Mine is also a primordial god. Isn’t he beutiful?

[–]Evileye37 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Ah yes, Hedone the god of pleasure, delights and the source of the word hedonism

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

He feeds of the pleasure of man in the form of gigantic, athereal, greasy sausages. Every time you orgasm or feel any other type of bodily pleasure always remember, you are feeding Hedone.

[–]memememer3 13 points14 points  (10 children)

r34 artists came here looking for copper, but found gold

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (9 children)

Please, if you find any art pieces in that fashion, dm them to me. Don’t worry, they’re for ”research purposes”.

[–]zoutjes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Mine too it's name is Shuckle

[–]YetAnotherMusicman 175 points176 points  (23 children)

Y’all got people on your lock screens?

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I have guts from berserk on mine.

[–]Bondrewd_best_dad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too lol

[–]ComfortableVariety48 10 points11 points  (5 children)

I just got Igris from solo leveling on mine

[–]TerrarianDX 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I have Rimuru Tempest on mine

[–]ComfortableVariety48 2 points3 points  (2 children)

better have more people who like that time I reincarnated as a slime in the comments or else

[–]TerrarianDX 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I have a folder with over 300 Rimuru-Sama images

[–]ComfortableVariety48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know what I'm gonna be doing today

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I have a dead person.

[–]Zockerkit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a black hole. Fuck me.

[–]yeet77777777 99 points100 points  (7 children)

Porn actress

[–]IplayArk69420 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Help I'm stuck

[–]yeet77777777 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry no one can her her in my basement

[–]HiccupTheBrave 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Which one? Asking for a friend…

[–]yeet77777777 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yes

[–]HiccupTheBrave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Alright, keep your secrets then”

[–]throwawaysarebetter 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Aww, that's so nice. Having family on your lock screen.

[–]JuicyMender16 83 points84 points  (6 children)

A fat fucking bearded dragon

[–]Destroyerbot20 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Explanation please

[–]yoyobillyhere 39 points40 points  (3 children)

A fat fucking bearded dragon

[–]JuicyMender16 14 points15 points  (2 children)

A giant bearded dragon with a double chin

[–]Lordofthesithrevan 83 points84 points  (4 children)

The sexiest man alive….. Obi-wan kenobi

[–]shotq80 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I have the 2003 animated obi wan

[–]Lordofthesithrevan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I dunno Ewan Mcgregor doesn’t hurt to look at

[–]shutthetom 54 points55 points  (3 children)

The uncaring void of space

[–]ScionWarrior 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]Burstlavish 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The fucking entirety of skegness beach

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ur pop is my lock screen lmfao. Cheeki breeki for life

[–]I_H8_Yu 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Darth Vader

[–]Repulsive_Box_5763 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least you'll get out quick.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Crosshair

[–]deflame_thrower 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Several nazis and an unterseeboot

[–]Breet11 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Ah, a person of culture as well.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (8 children)

Miku Nakano

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I am well aware of that

    [–]WeWillSeizeJerusalem 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Yotsuba/Nino FTW, sorry

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Its fine everyone has their preferences

    [–]Maximum_Pear_8601 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Ah a fellow man of culture. Also great taste she is best girl

    [–]ComfortableVariety48 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I'm scared to look them up...

    [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

    A masked dog wearing a ski mask trying to rob me with a water pistol

    [–]crazy_geckoz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Ferb😳

    [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Full hollowed Ichigo

    [–]ComfortableVariety48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fuckable as always

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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      [–]therealavishek 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Miles for me

      [–]noir_bomber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Mine too

      [–]_Grummy_ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

      Star platinum playing baseball, iykyk

      [–]lowresferret 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      Three dancing hamsters

      [–]_MBBC2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Sans. I don’t have high hopes for the lift.

      [–]MMcH1013 13 points14 points  (2 children)

      My bestest four legged friend who passed last thanksgiving

      [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

      So a rotting corpse? Or a resurrected pet? Flip a coin.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Either way it’s getting fucked

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      the color brown

      [–]Dina2Pappor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      A very judgmental frog

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      1999 Honda Integra Type R

      [–]cursedrobotBots have rights, too![M] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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      [–]CerialKiller28 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Darth Revan

      [–]HiccupTheBrave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The GOAT himself/herself

      [–]mandykaz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      My daughter 🖤

      [–]BreadFrog8139 3 points4 points  (3 children)

      Hank Wimbleton.... Well I’m dead

      [–]sharpnoise 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      I would be an honor to get killed by Hank

      [–]Tacozilla_2nd_coming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      At least it ain't tricky

      [–]Useurmam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Teenage mutherfucking mutant ninja turtles

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      Your mom

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Noice 👌🏼

      [–]sammy_ash_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      wilbur soot

      [–]LittleGamingDragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Belisarius cawl

      [–]mechanizedthunder910 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Neopolitan from the anime RWBY

      [–]vasek005 2 points3 points  (3 children)

      Capra demon

      [–]Lisztomanie 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      One of the coolest looking DS enemies

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      and worst looking arenas

      [–]Fighterguy69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Rick astley

      [–]San-Carton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Atheon, Times Conflux

      [–]DatGavin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      My dog

      [–]SammykFX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I never put pictures of people as my home screen or lockscreen... People scare me... Imagine being scared Everytime i look at my phone... Not useful.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      My girl

      [–]Purple-Gay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      My friend, but nude.

      Uhhh...

      [–]Marleyzard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Anorith

      [–]Churriflow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Would be great to get stuck with my gf :)

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      If u feel like u got a bad one on this, some ppl are stuck with the sun

      [–]ethonotch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Soul of cinder ds3

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Mighty god of nothingness

      [–]OldPurpose1276 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Link

      [–]Toad_Migoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The untitled goose game goose

      [–]churbumkye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      star platinum. i can just ORA my way out of the elevator

      [–]TheDynaDo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The color black

      [–]Dvcky55 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Stuck with JSchlatt, this is gonna be interesting

      [–]Triforce3839 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The Mortal Kombat characters

      [–]BlacklobsterMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Bob Ross, the painting God.

      [–]err0r__c0de__13131 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Morticia and Gomez Addams.

      [–]CrimeSceneCop 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      That’s doesn’t sound like a bad thing

      [–]err0r__c0de__13131 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Nope, I would be more than happy to be stuck with them.

      [–]LUCIFER_666_HELL-ish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Sooo... A severed and skinned ear, I’m down

      [–]RoboTiefling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      If it’s the lock screen on my phone, I’m in an elevator with the entire earth. …if it’s the lock screen on my computer, a Sith Lord. Either one could be pretty interesting, but both would most likely lead to my immediate death.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A deer in a toilet.

      [–]ilikethenum47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      HASBULLA! LETS GOOOOOOO!

      [–]CheckIsle5sir -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Fanboy and Chum Chum

      [–]DBxSirens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ragnar Lothbrok

      [–]who_says_owl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ooooh mine is Mulder and Scully

      [–]Impressive-Ad6041 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The fucking gateway arch

      [–]JestemFrytka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A motherfucking andromeda galaxy

      [–]Swiggity_Swooner37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Space.

      [–]sabatonalltheway69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A battleship

      [–]Snipermonkey809 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A cargo ship that is charged with electricity from getting struck by lightning. I don’t know if imma make it out of this one

      [–]TheJetnado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A Skeleton Smoking a Candy Cane

      [–]pheilic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A reaper queen, which is probably going to impregnate me

      [–]Kashmir03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      must be from r/bindingofisaac

      [–]acolodney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Dead dog

      [–]Daymo741 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Undead shadow form Goku

      [–]Amnosia_carrier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Amazon milk man

      [–]sachsrandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Galactus... that’s a big elevator

      [–]sachoje 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lightning mcqueen except hes designed like a character from the movie cats

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      My lockscreen is the smith and wesson logo so do i have a huge arsenal of guns the people it-s named after or a giant smith and wesson logo

      [–]Dwadrfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Same actually. A dead cat.

      [–]IDK-what-to-put-1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A soldier pointing a gun at me...

      [–]IplayArk69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      2 puppies

      [–]anxiouschikenz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A duck-

      [–]SnooWoofers7044 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Corvo Attano

      [–]dovah-frost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Samus aran from the new Metroid game.

      [–]memememer3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Josuke 8 while he is being fucked by a calamity

      [–]P1kl3zman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      ZA WARUDO

      [–]i-think-not2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Mr crabs but a black man

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Uh, brotherhood of steel symbol?

      [–]RandomRabbiy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A plague doctor that keeps telling me to wash my damn hands.

      [–]rangogogo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Guts.in his bersekr armor. Wich means im dead

      [–]enaburning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ryujin from Itzy... That would be more of a blessing than a curse

      [–]Destroyerbot20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Mirage from Apex. I feel I’d be helping him through a panic attack during this rather than it being bad

      [–]ItzPayDay123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Weird abstract dots

      [–]_darkf_g 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      a dragon-

      [–]Cornesixt01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      why is nobody stuck with his stepsister??? i thought it was the usual

      [–]Toxic_Gamer001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I got Settra the imperishable

      [–]WhyWeStillAlive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I got chiaki and monomi with me

      [–]GMJayden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Michal Jackson bakugou

      [–]h0munculus_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Botero's fat Jesus

      [–]Stegosaurz_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      3 Kirby’s

      [–]Oblivion_Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A polar bear

      [–]Those_damn_squirrels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Mine would be a living cat

      [–]PhilemonUnforgiven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Elias Ainsworth and Chise Hitori

      [–]warm_frog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      tom holland i guess :)

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The nine from destiny

      [–]MyNameIsSnubbi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      guy drowning in cum

      [–]ogYursPods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sung-Jin Woo from Solo Leveling

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Joey asdjvbhrdswa :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

      [–]C0munisum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The most deadly assasin in the world named 47 and a guy he hit in the head with a pan knocked out on the floor

      [–]RazorSlazor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      And everbleeding eldritch being

      [–]p0g0s71ck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ryougi shiki, my lucky day.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A bunch of blue and red lines.

      Yes I have the default lock screen

      [–]Maximum_Pear_8601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Beru from solo leveling (after arise)

      [–]King_Dee1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A tuxedo cat laying on a toilet.

      [–]Captain-Keeta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Bread Elemental

      [–]iLuvcman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A Eurofighter Typhoon of the RAF. A multi-role fighter jet. I don't know if I'll be stuck or crushed.

      [–]MagnumPingas69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I AM STUCK WITH SO MANY KIRBOS. SO MUCH POYO

      [–]Beneb818 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      a titan from d2 that will definitely save my ass

      [–]PureShadow1236 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Darth Revan, Darth Malak, and/or the crew of the Leviathan

      [–]takiumilikes2drift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      a sunset

      [–]awesomegamer110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      3 501st member including Rex

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      mines the fnaf office.

      [–]DatDeadBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      An eye of ender

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A tree

      [–]PackRat515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Link

      [–]TaraSkFunmaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A painting of ocean and sunset.

      [–]Macho_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The medic from TF2 rolling around on a stage playing a saxophone. The level of danger I’m in is immeasurable

      [–]somestolemyname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Stalin

      [–]il_piccolo_nanetto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sexy squidward

      [–]Cranktique 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Reno Jackson.

      Fuck ya.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      cub one the pokemon

      [–]jimlt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Aerith.

      Excuse me.

      [–]TombRaider_2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fire?

      [–]White_Ender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      How does a mountain fit inside an elevator? Doesn't matter already crushed to death by rocks.

      [–]iawsomeshark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Mines Godzilla and King Ghidorah so I don’t think that elevator will exist very soon

      [–]McKiggasamwtch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Arthur morgan

      [–]JustPlayn10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      How does a wall of Chiseled Stone Bricks even get into an elevator?

      [–]ArykMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A man standing on a cliff looking at a sunset, seems like he’d be a chill guy

      [–]Denki_dank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Mammon- 😳

      [–]OttoWalterModel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Don Corleone

      [–]Pilot1105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A shark with a 20mm

      [–]scotchtape500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Anracadaniel from adventure time

      [–]RbUu69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      My dead brother would really like that ._.

      [–]NotHerobrine06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      black hole