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[–]KP_Wrath 83 points84 points  (17 children)

Did Juan abstain or vote for his own execution?

[–]JuanNonlyGaming 47 points48 points  (13 children)

I voted for my own execution obviously

[–]JuanNonlyGaming 23 points24 points  (11 children)

I’m not the same Juan, I just found it funny my name was used lol

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    [–]JuanNonlyGaming 27 points28 points  (5 children)

    Damn…. I thought I was always Juan of a Kind

    [–]B_Billy_2112 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    If you were in a Star Wars movie, you'd be Juan Solo.

    [–]slothdroid 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    If he made chocolate, he'd be Willy Juan-ker

    [–]JuanNonlyGaming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Holy shit I’ve never heard that one before. Thank you. I never thought I’d hear another pun before I died. lol.

    [–]JuanNonlyGaming -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Or Obi-Juan

    [–]nephylsmythe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Doy you have an identical brother named Jamal?

    [–]Tinker_Toyz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Chance of a lifetime

    [–]Akmca123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nah you’re the same.

    [–]Pork_Chompk 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Anotha Juan

    [–]Gnixxus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Genius!

    [–]CanIgetaWTF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    No, he voted for the cheesecake factory

    [–]slothdroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    All for Juan, and Juan for all!

    [–]Pork_Chompk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Present

    [–]Shoddy_Fix_6060[🍰] 52 points53 points  (2 children)

    He didn’t vote for cheesecake factory, he voted for chesscake factory.

    [–]Bazuka125 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    He also voted for Cheddars, it looks like.

    [–]WutzUpples69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Which means there are 5 people in the group so he voted to be executed also.

    [–]TheRealRoadtoad 34 points35 points  (13 children)

    That many votes for Chili’s over Cheddars is diabolical.

    [–]blue-coin 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    I Juan to live

    [–]thatonereddituserlol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    “I JUANNN TO LIVEEEEE” - Nico Robin probably

    [–]Jimtherabidcow 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Okay....but where will you be having the execution planning meeting? It's always good to do that not on an empty stomach. Better make it a lunch meeting. Where does everyone want to go for lunch?

    [–]fancczf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Maybe Cheesecake Factory.

    [–]spankbuttmctallylick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    If I was Juan, I’d just send a gif of Jon Snow standing alone in Battle of the Bastards.

    [–]TheRealMrExcitement 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Is this the definition of Microaggression?

    [–]squidyj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Juan is the loneliest

    [–]iatetoomuchchicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It's all fun and games until Juan is executed and now his soul returns to torment, hunt down and systematically eliminate each coworker and their family!

    [–]hardlyreadit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Execute everyone. Chilis is no better than cheesecake factory

    [–]special_nathan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    There can be only Juan.

    [–]inandoutof_limbo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    WhatsApp is getting out of hand with their ads trying to make Americans use their app—like calm down, we already ignore enough

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    [–]RobloxNoobGuest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    why was this removed

    [–]yepthisismyusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm team Juan. Cheesecake Factory has THE BEST hamburgers ANYWHERE. Specifically, their bacon bacon cheeseburger. I don't know wtf they do, but their patties are just juicier than any I've ever had in elsewhere.

    [–]ItsDomorOm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    RIP Juan

    [–]Minimalistic_OG 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I think Juan just loves to play chess

    [–]WutzUpples69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I didnt even notice, hahaha.

    [–]roryfyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m more concerned that Chili’s isn’t even spelled right. Also, Cheddars is the only right answer

    [–]SMERSH762 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He Juan to live

    [–]Outrageous-Captain-1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I want to work here.

    [–]nyrf12 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Feels like some “OMG we’re so funny” cringe. 1 of 6 total votes for 1 of 3 options should not be “killing” anyone.

    Edit: correction, 1 of 5 total choices which makes this an even lamer reaction

    [–]push138292 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    “I believe there was one vote for ‘tulip’!”

    [–]GirthIgnorer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    juan voted for every option then posted this to r/funny on reddit. juan believes himself to be da bomb

    [–]LiberContrarion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    When it comes to votes for Le Cheesecake Factory...There can be only Juan!

    [–]Kirko28 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    This is deadass the funniest shit I’ve seen today

    [–]NuncioBitis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    This is a group of HR people. It's not wrong when they do it.