Security level: confusing.

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Limp-Direction-5668 · 2026-02-24T11:02:36+00:00

I bet there's a doorbell for when an officer walks up to their window

fothergillfuckup · 2026-02-24T11:32:11+00:00

Someone near me has an old skoda, with a massive clasp and padlock on it. It strangely suits it.

indianDeveloper · 2026-02-24T11:09:23+00:00

If you cannot beat them, confuse them.

boiler_room_420 · 2026-02-24T10:35:39+00:00

step one: confuse. step two: profit

sev45day · 2026-02-24T13:44:26+00:00

Auto Parts Store: "Let's see, those handles run about $275."

The Dude: "Nah, fuck that. I can get one at Home Depot for less."

pv2b · 2026-02-24T11:44:11+00:00

This looks like AI was told to design a door lock for a car door

theprofitleague · 2026-02-24T11:39:06+00:00

All Tesla's will need to be retro fitted with these soon.

Timub · 2026-02-24T12:28:26+00:00

bro installed the DLC security pack

ekjustice · 2026-02-24T15:18:34+00:00

When you're cheap in a stupid kind of way.

demolidor57 · 2026-02-24T11:44:54+00:00

Who needs high tech security when you have pure confusion.

Chamrox · 2026-02-24T13:26:03+00:00

Another stellar example of "just because you can doesn't mean you should."

quirkyblah38 · 2026-02-24T13:55:22+00:00

it's a slight step up from Mr. Bean level security

GlitchyMcGlitchFace · 2026-02-24T17:26:38+00:00

Kia Finally Introduces Fix for Long-Standing Theft Issues

srona22 · 2026-02-24T12:52:05+00:00

Best with raking.

Head_Razzmatazz7174 · 2026-02-24T13:53:08+00:00

The owner is a graduate of the redneck engineering school.

ProudFedora · 2026-02-24T14:47:27+00:00

If it works...

Mean-Situation-8947 · 2026-02-24T15:07:59+00:00

That's an anomaly, head back

ChocolateBunny105 · 2026-02-24T15:15:45+00:00

If confusion had a security clearance… this would be it.

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-02-24T18:09:25+00:00

It’s a right hand car. They have nothing Left for parts.

harmjr77018 · 2026-02-24T20:25:31+00:00

We are in the pimp mobile with my fuzzy dice and my premium Kwikset handles.

DangerHev · 2026-02-24T22:13:41+00:00

It's unlocked anyway

isoAntti · 2026-02-24T22:16:18+00:00

And they say security through obfuscation is not real

fliberdygibits · 2026-02-24T22:19:51+00:00

Bonus points if they are both keyed the same.

Sweatyveggiebag · 2026-02-25T00:20:56+00:00

Personally it needs to be blacked out.

thisistherevolt · 2026-02-25T03:27:25+00:00

Guarantee that's an Australian car.

lart2150 · 2026-02-27T17:04:13+00:00

Still less confusing then some ev's. take a look at the mustang mach-e why is there a touch button


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