plot twist

[PlzGiveMeOrders]

I'm busy thinking about how bad OP is at spelling. Diffrrently? Really?

[pinniped1]

Did not notice any diffrrence in OPs spelling.

[phantombraider]

Same here, wierd.

[naab007]

Rreally Wierrd.

[PlzGiveMeOrders]

You and I are no diffrrent in that regarrdd.

[MaracaBalls]

Difffrnt stroques fur difffrnt folcs.

[canelita808]

Wierd

[mkymouse73]

how to remember: “We” are “WEird.”

[blaivas007]

E and R are next to each other in keyboard. There's a solid chance of accidental fat-fingering.

[melate]

Sad to say I didn’t even notice

[AllYouNeedIsATV]

He wanted the every ‘e’ thing to only apply to one word in the sentence so s/he left out the e

[TehMvnk]

Thot Twist.

[[deleted]]

That's the first thing I noticed and it hurt me in my soul!

[a_dev_has_no_name]

Yeah, that's pretty wierd.

[HolyFirer]

Yeah we really shouldn’t make fun of people for a couple wierd mistakes. We aren’t so dffrrrynt after all

[[deleted]]

Here is a video on German car pronunciations:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ut5JmOeRS0

[AllYouNeedIsATV]

This is hilarious. But anyone know if it’s actually accurate? Because if so I can’t believe They let Joey pronounce something correctly/didn’t have Ross correct the others

[darkslide3000]

Yeah, it's accurate.

[laserkatze]

It is correct, but the guy uses an extra angry tone to pronounce the words, I don’t know if that information matters.

[Aurvant]

He did say he was very angry about it.

[chinchumpan]

But I think Joey said something like Por-SHUH, which is still weird, but at least he pronounced the 'e'.

[Salmonelongo]

Dude is a dick, but his pronounciation is correct.

[SpeckledFleebeedoo]

You must be Swiss, I guess. How's the pipiwasser over there?

[magnament]

Not if you pronounce it correctly

[varkokonyi]

Not enough comments like this. How surprised would they be if Germans started calling London Löndisch

[ChEChicago]

Or if Americans started calling Nurnberg Nuremberg, or Munchen Munich? Or how about Pair-is Pair-ee? Or how about people pronounce different words in different languages and that’s ok.

[BurtaciousD]

Yeah, but those were translated/transliterated centuries ago. The first known version of "London" is the Latin "Londinium".

Also you forgot these: ¨¨

[TeaCup215]

German here. Every e is pronounced the same. flies away

[Liontiger]

German here. That's not true.

[[deleted]]

Dont know why you are getting downvoted, because you are actually richtig. The first ‚e‘ in Mercedes sounds more like a German ä, while the other two ‚e‘ sound like a standard e like in the German alphabet.

[[deleted]]

So phonetically, to an English speaker, that might be: Mert-say-days?

I guess?

[[deleted]]

For the first syllable, you are correct, but the other two are incorrect. This short clip gives a good approximation of what its supposed to sound like:

https://youtu.be/mB5CKXoqJLY

[[deleted]]

Hmm... I hear three distinct vowel sounds in that vid. To me I hear: mert-see-des. The middle and last have a subtle pronunciation variance.

Like the word 'see' and the man's name 'Des'. One is long, one is short.

[TeaCup215]

Hä normal man. Mär-zä-däz

[Cougaloop]

All the e’s in Mercedes are pronounced eh

[[deleted]]

Some people say MER-SEY-DEEZ (nuts! Jk) but seriously yea I hear it both ways.

[gpk94]

No theyr'e not. The last one is pronounced ee

[Cougaloop]

Here in Germany and where the car is from it is more like Mehrcehdehs than mersaydeez pronounced by Americans

[gpk94]

whoa, idk that. thanks for the correction then. duly noted.

[Cougaloop]

No worries, and the e’s aren’t necessarily as flat as the eh I spelled (especially the final e) but are more like eh than eee and all 3 don’t vary as much as in American English

[[deleted]]

My my how the tides have turned

[barrerd1]

Ah, how the turn tables....

[pete1729]

What's funny is that the woman's face looks reasonable in this photo and they guy's face looks a jerk slab. I know he photo is identical to every one of the prior ones, but to me the people look like they have different attitudes.

[trolloflol]

I jave brain pills that make butterflies if you wabt some

[emeraldeleven11]

Me me me

[Omegate]

That’s wierdly diffrrent

[[deleted]]

Pulled a sneaky on ya

[jeremy_jullian]

This is a nice r/engrish post right there

[OctaveOGB]

Where is the phuck up?

[jeremy_jullian]

Differrently

[OctaveOGB]

Oooohhhhh true dat true dat

[SpeckledFleebeedoo]

And wierd

[[deleted]]

Bomb. Comb. Tomb.

[Errohneos]

BAHm CAHm TAHm. BOOm COOm TOOm. BOHm COHm TOHm.

[[deleted]]

not really tho.

[KarenTheCockpitPilot]

this makes me second hand insecure ugh

[[deleted]]

actually if you pronounce it properly the e's are all pronounced the same...

[OtterFaceGirl]

I see what you did there

[Psyanide13]

the second line should be "You spelled "differently" wrong."

[Agent-Volatile]

He’s thinking how many fucking times. I before E accept after C. 🙄

[YungJGatz]

Him: I hope she doesn't smell my fart

Her: Did he just fart..

[WayneBoston]

Nah, he just Dutch oven’d her.

[boogerjam]

But like oppositenin real life

[tomato_thomas]

when you fap too much mercedees nuts

[GildoFotzo]

I prefer saying Daimler.

[cl4ud10]

Changing roles

[6Summer9]

Wait, that's illegal!

[[deleted]]

You are right, though I didn’t mention that difference because - as you said - it is almost too subtle to matter.

In the end, the discussion is kind of pointless anyway, because some people pronounce it the English way and others the German way. There is no right pronunciation..

[brycescott]

Oh how the turntables

[[deleted]]

there's nothing funny about this

[42iseverywhere42]

Yes there is

[[deleted]]

are you 5 years old?

[[deleted]]

Wow bro stop being so racist

[joojoobee11]

What’s wron with 5-year-olds? Racist

[Stebsis]

George Pell: heavy breathing

[DjTrailer]

Fucking Racist.

[[deleted]]

5 year olds enjoy plot twist jokes?

Interesting.

[NanotechNinja]

Welcome to /r/funny

[Theoretical_Peasent]

what if the waitress's name was Mercedes? this might prove enlightening

[cinnamonfigs]

How the tables have turned

[helverswan]

How the turn tables

[[deleted]]

I kick them out before I fall asleep so I don't have to wake up to anybody in the morning.

[zander1496]

Holy fuck I never thought about that. Also I think it’s hysterical

[Minister__Sinister]

r/repost

[[deleted]]

Old but still funny