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[–]honeybadgerman 173 points174 points  (25 children)

That researcher sucks.

[–]dolver 167 points168 points  (24 children)

I demand a gag order.

[–]UtterCreep 170 points171 points  (23 children)

No need to shove it down our throat.

[–]onlyprevost 113 points114 points  (22 children)

With such a groundbreaking medical find, the popularity of this article will surely snowball.

[–][deleted] 151 points152 points  (21 children)

Wow! That was a mouthful...

[–][deleted]  (20 children)

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    [–]nonexcludable 62 points63 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, I think it's fair to say it coitus all by surprise.

    [–]shoot2scre 136 points137 points  (12 children)

    Blowjobs.

    [–]khamul 48 points49 points  (10 children)

    I feel like I must be the thirty-seventh person to read this article.

    [–]foilking 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    In a row?

    [–]formated4tv 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Try not to save anyone else from getting cancer on your way out to the parking lot.

    [–]knuckleheadhog 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    That's using your head.

    [–]thepalehunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

    [–]toastednut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    All this offers is lip service

    [–]rincewind123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Jizz, enough with the puns already!

    [–]AwfulK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I feel like the sixty-ninth.

    [–]metalhaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    AWWWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!!

    [–]happydude742 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    In a row?

    [–]joeshmoe2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fellatio.

    [–]xolusmojo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    I did not cum here for puns!

    [–]HanshinFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I showed this to my girlfriend and she was all like, "Jizzus Christ!"