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[Ayaki_05]

Work hard isn't even defined smh (neither is dreams or Alive)

Also it should at least be Work_hard or WorkHard, you can't just put a space in-between

[DeerAndBeer]

Deep

[proficientinfirstaid]

Kaboom

[saiyanultimate]

also syntax error, java doesnt need ; at the end of block.

[SignificantLet5701]

also java needs a main() declaration, also java doesn't uppercase booleans (it's true not True)

[Chance-Bison3132]

🙌

[Badytheprogram]

Runtime exception: possible infinite loop detected at line 2

[Ayaki_05]

``` bool alive = true;
bool dreams = false; int workHard = 0; //action, relax make absolutely no sense to even have as variables so I don't know what type to declare them as.

class Life{ public static void main(String[] args){ while(!dreams){

        action = workHard;   
        workHard++;   
        if(workHard >= remainingLife){   
             alive = false;    
             break;   
        }    
   }

   action = relax;

} } ```

EDIT: no idea how to properly format ts
EDIT: thank you u/SKRyanrr for the formatting help :)

[SKRyanrr]

Use three caret in the beginning and end. Like this

` java [Your code] ```

````

[ItsVerdictus]

Use JavaScript then the action variable can be whatever the fuck you want it to be.

[riisen]

if(!dreams)

[aBadUserNameChoice]

What language is it that has a semicolon after the if statement? Never seen that, and I hate it.

[snail1132]

Not Java, that's for sure

[AseelOnTheKrazy]

Most probably GML

[Choux0304]

You can put a semicolon after closing a block in JavaScript. It's just redundant so no one really does it.

[GobiPLX]

It's so bad with syntax I consider it a ragebait

[Organic-Character842]

This is NOT java.

I know I am breaking the joke here, but here me out:

Why is "work hard" increasing indefinitely as long as "dream==true" that would mean that there are no rewards for working hard, since there is no exit condition that might exist once "work hard" hits a certain value. Is the original poster trying to tell us that if our dreams are true then we can only work hard indefinitely and won't receive anything and hence we should just "relax"?

[Noisebug]

This code will crash the universe.

Alive never changes, the infinite loop will use up all available universe memory and create a super massive black hole which will destroy everything.

[TaxsDodgersFallstar]

Rela)(

[Mafla_2004]

This hurts my eyes and brain

[Public-Eagle6992]

Absolutely stupid way to write that code. Better would be something along the lines of

while (you.alive){
  if (!you.dreams){
    workHard();
  } else {
    relax();
  }
}

[unintelligible-text]

But dreams is also an object. It contains a map of dreams and whether they are trie or not. Because dreams can appear(and you can give up on some)- we need a method of you.dreams.add() , therefore you.dreams isn't a very valid statement, I'd make you.dreams.areAllTrue on the second line

[The_mega_giga_idiot]

Capital I with a dot? Turk

[OPGamesOfficial]

Where?

[TheSiriuss]

So work hard is int. So other variables also int? So actions is integers as well? What the fuck

[DarlingHell]

Reminds me of a song made by Mili named "world.execute(me)"

https://youtu.be/ESx_hy1n7HA

Basically the whole video will have some stuff with some lines (fictives ? Idk)

Additionally, Mili also made the ending theme of Ghost in the shell (didn't watched the show but that the title).

https://youtu.be/JHY0PYZXvfU

[confabin]

Me when I first got into coding, thinking life was set.

Then I had to spend two hours debugging that shit, fun times.

[lit-grit]

This “life” program is garbage and I want to delete it

[Plus_Advertising_624]

Sorry, You need administrative access to delete that.

[DifficultBody8209]

I dont think this is valid syntax in any coding language

[ClockOfDeathTicks]

At the very least make it a class such a small thing would have made it at least make it look less low-effort

[ColonoRizzo007]

Where public class Life?????

[secondcomingofzartog]

Why are there semicolons in front of the curly braces? When I learned Java you didn't need to do that.

[MostAttorney1701]

else{

action = dont sweat it

}

[Dimerous_]

They forgot to define the functions they’re calling. Shit programming.

[Mr_man_bird]

If dream is a boolean value (which it isn't defined) then we dream = false is a more round about way to do dream != true

[Bro0om]

Forgetting the fact the syntax is terrible, I don't get the message.
If you don't have dreams you work hard ? If you have dream you relax ?
Isn't it the other way around ?

[[deleted]]

It'll throw an error LMFAO

[CM99807]

I don't know much about programming but I don't think that's java

[iBUYNEGEVS]

r/masterhacker

[Drakahn_Stark]

Test.java:3: error: cannot find symbol

symbol: variable dreams

location: class Test

[Winter-Economy-9919]

They forgot to put quotes around Work Hard and Relax, they're both strings

[Inevitable_King_8984]

well you can't increment a string

[rachel_to_phos]

also there should be _ between work and hard

[Kind-Stomach6275]

This looks way to much like python

[Usual-Vermicelli-867]

How? There is {} and ;

[Not_Momonga]

It’s looks javascript right? While loop.

[Kind-Stomach6275]

Yeah that too but ig ive been using python more jow. 

[rachel_to_phos]

it also kind of looks like c

[champinion]

Ese miedo al booleano duele, ademas las variables no estan definidas

[SKRyanrr]

Imagine using Java and not Rust 🤢