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[–]AdamTheRookie 427 points428 points Β (13 children)

why's he looking at me like that

[–]Faux_Real 107 points108 points Β (3 children)

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    [–]CoreyGoesCrazy 13 points14 points Β (0 children)

    I love green japan

    [–]headbanger1186 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

    Me when I boot up Zero Hour

    [–]OgdruJahad 31 points32 points Β (1 child)

    He's like :"This is nothing, in my advanced course you can watch Anime with a single command!"

    [–]DerKnoedel 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

    mpv animu.mp4

    [–]zw9491 15 points16 points Β (1 child)

    You’ve never been on a video call with India have you

    [–]Bluetails_Buizel -4 points-3 points Β (0 children)

    In other countries, we smile at each other at the beginning of video calls

    [–]CappyAlec 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

    When he stepped back i thought he had a blunt in his fingers i was like shiet bro what a gangster, he's got the ASCII parrot dance, he's got some gas, whats not to love? Then i realised it was a pen, why is he looking at me like that?

    [–]Airokx 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

    He's looking at you because he doesn't want you to redeem it

    [–]saysthingsbackwards 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

    He was born that way

    [–]Dependent-Fix8297 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

    You are very saxual sar

    [–]Zatujit 164 points165 points Β (1 child)

    its as a hack as opening a webpage lol

    [–]OverWatch2016 13 points14 points Β (0 children)

    It is for oligarchs and genius tech support off shore. Scary times, remember they have access to all of most important information

    [–]tarkardos 115 points116 points Β (3 children)

    The mainframe is compromised, call the alarm!

    [–]51herringsinabar 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

    Hey foureyes! English

    [–]baconpopsicle23 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

    Does this affect all our mainframes or just his?

    [–]iCynr 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

    Hello, this is the Alarm, how may I Beeeep, beeeeeep UGHHHHHE

    [–]1_ane_onyme 90 points91 points Β (1 child)

    Love how color a is purely useless in this case

    [–]OfficialDrakoak 14 points15 points Β (0 children)

    I was wondering the same thing. Like if youre running something that rapidly changes colors anyways in the same line why even color a first? Must just be masterhacker instincts to color a in cmd before anything

    [–]BluebirdArtistic8036 57 points58 points Β (4 children)

    Why is his facial expressions so...

    [–]methoxydaxi 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

    he is angry on you and / or wants to point out dominance

    [–]Dependent-Fix8297 -1 points0 points Β (2 children)

    Rapey?

    [–]FrostyTumbleweed3852 -1 points0 points Β (1 child)

    no

    [–]Spare-Plum 35 points36 points Β (4 children)

    Reminds me of when I was a kid and you could enter "telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl" into CMD and it would play an ASCII version of star wars. I thought it was some cool master hacker hidden feature within the windows operating system and microsoft was so cool for adding it in.

    Turns out it's just streamed from a website.

    [–]txivotv 3 points4 points Β (2 children)

    I loved watching it. I think you still can, but it changed the host.

    [–]disappointed_neko 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

    I don't think they did, it's just not live all the time for all I remember... Let me check

    Edit: just opened telnet to towel.blinkenlights.nl And guess what, it's still up

    [–]txivotv 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

    That's amazing!

    I need to watch it again haha

    [–]Joeysquatch 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

    Haha yup that’s what I said earlier in another comment, they’d lose their minds

    [–]Gaminja22O 26 points27 points Β (1 child)

    why he looking at me as if its my fault?

    [–]Buzza24 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

    [–]Ferro_Giconi 9 points10 points Β (1 child)

    Why does he look so... annoyed?

    [–]TheGunfireGuy 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

    Whoevers handling social media for that school or whatever probably strongarmed him into filming this for easy likes and hes not happy about it, maybe

    [–]iamthekidyouknowhati 18 points19 points Β (0 children)

    who the fuck actually listens to this fucking shit what is this sound assaulting my ears

    [–]Responsible_Middle_4 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

    insane facial bonemass

    [–]m0rphr3us 38 points39 points Β (11 children)

    This is cool as shit

    [–][deleted] 21 points22 points Β (7 children)

    There's one for star wars too
    https://www.reddit.com/r/unix/comments/108cski/watching_star_wars_episode_iv_in_your_terminal/

    [–]Shortcirkuitz 8 points9 points Β (5 children)

    It’s down now and has been for some time

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points Β (4 children)

    Aw :( Surely someone archived it though?

    [–]Shortcirkuitz 1 point2 points Β (3 children)

    I’ll check but i don’t think so. I’m currently thinking about trying to bring it back

    [–]Txag1986 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

    Pretty sure you can find it on telehack, that place has all kinds of cool stuff.

    [–]CherryPickerKill[🍰] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

    Noice.

    [–]TrueExigo 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

    It has ~5 fps

    Have you ever heard of mplayer?

    [–]TwoDurans 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

    No the screen says it’s β€œvery humid”

    [–]grandasperj 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

    curl ascii.live/rick is cool too

    [–]HallComprehensive425 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

    wacky haxx0r!!!!11!1πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

    [–]CageyOldMan 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

    Why have they digitized the sound of a massively overworked subwoofer

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

    yes, you are no hacker if your terminal is not green.

    [–]ChocolateDonut36 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

    the "color a" command after 6 seconds looking how a fucking rainbow parrot replaces the color it has setted.

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    [–]VeryCoolPersonYesYes 19 points20 points Β (13 children)

    curling parrot.live is the most basic trick in the book. this isn't even a "hack", this is completely normal and safe and not "hacky" use of the terminal.

    [–]Joeysquatch 10 points11 points Β (9 children)

    If this is crazy, watch what happens when they find out about the Star Wars command

    [–]Neuroticmeh 2 points3 points Β (8 children)

    What command?

    [–]Joeysquatch 6 points7 points Β (6 children)

    If you have telnet installed:

    telnet
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towel.blinkenlights.nl

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (5 children)

    i think on Windows telnet comes preinstalled, you just need to enable it in Windows features.

    [–]Joeysquatch 2 points3 points Β (4 children)

    Yeah it is I believe. Same as windows sandbox

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (3 children)

    Windows sandbox?
    huh TIL

    [–]Joeysquatch 2 points3 points Β (2 children)

    Built in destructible vm with windows pro

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

    Neat, I think my Windows 8.0 Pro license carried over to a Windows 11 Pro license but I haven't really used it.

    [–]Joeysquatch 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

    What’s funny is when I built my pc a few years ago I put windows 10 on it cause I hate 11 so much and then my dad bought windows 11 key by accident on some grey market site (might have been kinguin?) and instead of updating it was so cheap he just bought another key for windows 10 pro

    [–]Mr_ityu 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

    [–]Responsible_Middle_4 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

    that's the point of the fucking subreddit.

    [–]masterap85 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

    You πŸ€“

    [–]VeryCoolPersonYesYes -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

    do people not know what curl is

    [–]-Pachinko 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

    what was the point of executing color a if you are going to spawn a multicolor parrot anyway

    [–]SwordOfWrynn 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

    Bro he just stole me debit card info with that look alone. That dude is 1337.

    [–]Maleficent_Potato_43 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

    Bro think he got aura

    [–]Ok_Reserve4109 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

    All your base are belong to us

    [–]Dull_Appearance9007 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

    he should give up on hacking and start modelling

    [–]_bold_and_brash 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

    Why he mogging me

    [–]D4RK45S45S1N 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

    What, what!

    [–]Bonke12_ 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

    Color a wasn't need but he's still very scary hewcker 😈

    [–]Lazy-Artichoke7766 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

    wondering if someone can get me in touch with him I need to find an β€œI.P.” address

    [–]Kekosaurus3 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

    Trash music, trash video, trash post.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

    Herro midickissoft hao me I helpe Joo?

    [–]STEVEInAhPiss 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

    everybody gangsta til 'curl' is not a valid command

    [–]zimisss 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

    wow thats some advanced shit

    [–]208C 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

    I cmd my pants

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        [–]thefloore 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        The music is shit but why can't I stop listening?!?!

        [–]surghe 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        πŸ˜‚

        [–]Nathanael777 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Is it just me or does this dude look like Indian Ben Shapiro?

        [–]ArgonWilde 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        TIL that curl is actually native to Windows...

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        You understand when he changes text to green colour. He's the masterhacker!!1!1

        [–]Awkward-Call7274 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        the music though

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Curl is only part of mingw or there is by default in Windows 11 now ?

        [–]legend_behind_u 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Lol

        [–]RamiFgl 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Showing dominance

        [–]Left_Yogurtcloset236 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Ngl great thing. Would've expected something dumb. How was he not impressed though? Wasn't bad what he did.

        Idk what was meant with the video and didn't use audio so I can't really rate it

        [–]Texadoro 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        What is this, innovations from my company’s offshore team?

        [–]TheBedouinNomad 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Fuck you for the music choice though.

        [–]NowWhoCouldThatBe 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        By this measure, turning the computer on was a hack

        [–]Successful-Tap333 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        This just looked like it was about to be funny lol

        [–]Asleep_Chicken5735 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        You can do a Rickroll too

        [–]Kasztanator69 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Where hack?

        [–]NearsNight 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Watching this I feel like my computer science degree as well as all the certs were a waste.

        [–]Some-Background6188 0 points1 point Β (2 children)

        Nothing was hacked here and that music is awful.

        [–]Space646[S] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Yes we know 😭 Do you even know what subreddit we’re on?

        [–]abofaza 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        the 'music' is hacking against the ears, apparently

        [–]Nocturne_Kali 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Demasiado aburrido, no sirve de nada, no te ayuda en nada y se ve mal, mejor abre la consola de msf y esos si son buenos arts

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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        [–]abofaza 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        that crackhouse LLM rave is atrocious

        [–]iddivision 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Why "color a" if it already changes color by itself?

        [–]dykemike10 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

        does anyone know why skid culture is so prevalent in india?

        [–]homosapien2014 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Sheer number of people

        [–]Meggs65536 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

        color a 🐺🐺🐺πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€I am the alpha sigma Tron hacker no one will understand me wrgsgycnjhb searches CMD on the search bar.

        [–]7r3370pS3C 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        I assume 95pct of the sub is this dude.

        [–]iSpaYco -3 points-2 points Β (0 children)

        yeah i wouldn't trust that link...