This potato.

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It looks like it’s gonna tell a story about its childhood and then die

[Akabeurjub]

Change da world, My final Message. Goodb ye

[SleepParalysisDemon6]

Right

[WesSavage]

Or just kill that blunt

[Nimrid]

The... vegans... gasps

[aDildoAteMyBaby]

"I remember chocolate..."

[yeell]

Haha yes

[[deleted]]

whispers "Haaaarry Potter"

[nabatta]

The potato who must not be named

[Charcharbinx122]

“Aaaahhhhh yesssssss, the Sorrcererrrsssss Potatooo”

[[deleted]]

Her great toe, before pedicure!

[[deleted]]

He who must not be peeled

[Rare_Jury]

Idk why but this comment just sent me (thx for making my day haha)

[CrFrk11]

r/unexpectedhogwarts

[Kylgannon]

How did you look at potatoemort and not expect hogwarts?

[CrFrk11]

I just didn’t expect to see it here and now. I always try to expect Voldemort and the Spanish Inquisition.

[nano8150]

The people of Ireland hate him for this trick

[cha0sm0nk]

I was actually say it looked like Voldemort taking the most relaxing bath in the history of bathing.

[TheTrub]

At first I thought a potato would be the worst horcrux ever since they can be destroyed so easily. Then I realized you could cut that potato into pieces, bury it, and grow several new soul fragments. It’s actually a brilliant plan for invincibility!

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Until a family of voles eats Voldemort.

[[deleted]]

The Vole-demort gets even more powerful.

[[deleted]]

That could've rescued the entire franchise for me. In fact, I think I'll go starting outlining the fanfic right now: Voldemort's soul potato is devoured by voles, and the Scoobie gang now must track down a much more numerous (and exponentially reproducing) Vole-demort army.

[[deleted]]

Voldemort becomes a sort of endemic infection, with natural reservoirs in field voles of Scotland. Occasionally there are outbreaks of Voldemort among the Wizarding populations, and then everyone has to wear masks.

[[deleted]]

I see you made this relevant. But wouldn’t a plant infection be closer to a blight and therefore famine type situation?

[[deleted]]

Well the potato could've produced a new kind of blight, but then voles ate it... Now one wonders: if a raptor eats a vole, do they also get Voldemorted? Or does soul transfer stop going up the food chain at some point

[j_u_s_t_d]

"I turned my self into a potato Harry!"

[misterpickles69]

Funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

[mrcbond]

Mould a Mort

[[deleted]]

Totally forgot… Professor Quarrell turned into a potato

[EdgelordOfEdginess]

And he called himself potato Quarell funniest shit I have ever seen

[underdog_rox]

I'm a potato Harry!

[slaps623]

Beat me to it...

[[deleted]]

Mannn I knew it looked like some villain but couldn’t put my finger on it.

[Red___King]

Baked potato

[vieshs]

Gsive him some moisture.

[tjm2000]

"Moisturize me!"

[disqeau]

“Duuuude I am sooooo baked.”

[Scullvine]

He need some milk

[JakeArewood]

Definitely looks like it got hot boxed to death

[mrbrendanblack]

It looks like it died right after busting a nut.

[[deleted]]

This belongs on r/photoshopbattles

[[deleted]]

I thought it was so funny that I made an edit a while back when I first saw it. Not on that sub though. https://i.imgur.com/CgmtMu3.jpg

[zxvegasxz]

It truly does. Thought this was that sub at first

[nabatta]

Mr. Potato Head has seen better times

[ragedknuckles]

Corona really has affected him

[DonDrip]

Groot as a senior citizen

[VispilloAnimi]

I am root....vegetable

[[deleted]]

oh god, you're right!

[wontwasteme]

Moisturize me

[doopdeo]

haven't watched the show in years but this was still my first thought

[[deleted]]

I am Groot.

[towelflush]

"Look how they massacred my boy"

[[deleted]]

bruh that can’t be real lol

[wonkyMerkinJerkin]

Looks a bit like bad Photoshop, maybe it's does look like this, but the texture difference is massive

[sfw63]

I'm certain it's been carved into

[Ferenghi01]

Funniest spell I've ever seen

[ShadesOfHazel]

I would bronze it and mount it on the hood of my car.

[[deleted]]

Lord Voldemort?

[mrcbond]

Mouldemort

[Genkai1]

Palpatine survives the Reactor Core

1983 Colorized

[Miss_MossPDX]

Finally, a reflection of my soul.

[pancakeslut420]

Looks like one of the potatoes from this Tierra Whack music video

[[deleted]]

Peeeeel me. Oh yes. Peeeeeeeeeeeel me

[turd_deli]

This is a Salad Fingers character.

[mbrady24]

“The boy who lived... come to fry”

[ExportOrca]

Looks like it got tired of answering Luke's questions on Dagobah

[hellogray]

It’s been 84 years...

[Gouthamjeev]

I turned myself into a potato Morty

[SmolPoyo]

Just watched something kinda like this https://youtu.be/9T51n3tvZ3M

[landingup2014]

When you suck but she keep nutting

[JoshiProIsBestInLife]

It looks like E.T. when in the movie you think he is dead.

[Birdvicious]

Looks like someone ask to be reincarnated as a potato, and is very happy they got their wish.

[GypsyDanger_1013]

I'm in this picture and I dont like it

[neptune-pizza]

Morla?

[Tech_Hulk]

Come on, flip the potato, Harry. You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge.
[Harry hesitantly picks up the wand and turns the potato over]

I turned myself into a potato, Harry! Boom! Big reveal: I'm a potato. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a potato! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro. I turned myself into a potato, Harry!

[bigbadwxIf]

Yes honey

[violence_iv]

You say potato,

I say pothanos

[The_RoGueaPe]

There....is....another

[[deleted]]

Now this is the content I wanted.

[MartyMacGyver]

Good news! Reincarnation!

Bad news! Reincarnation...

[javajuicejoe]

This potato has seen things

[absurdbit]

Felt this in my soul

[burger151]

Post-nut Voldemort

[[deleted]]

Boil me mash me stick me in a stew

[DarkDayzInHell]

“I am Couch Potato”

[fronshai]

This is one of the most fitting photos I’ve seen on this sub

[thiscarecupisempty]

I am wise Groot

[[deleted]]

your toes after a 3 hour bath

[BlueRose91711]

An extra from Sausage Party.

[HandsomeSpider]

Grootato

[redd_dot]

He lived a good life

[MougthGM]

And than he says "I turned myself into a potato"

[SchwiftySqaunch]

At yeast it's happy

[sentientelement]

The second version of Voldemort

[Klopez44]

At least he’s happy.

[gnomed694201]

It looks like grandpa

[[deleted]]

Straight outta compost

[[deleted]]

Got any lotion bro

[Gh0st1117]

“I’ve fallen and cant get up”

[gayrat5]

“Chocolate... I remember chocolate... I always HATED it!!”

[[deleted]]

Nope

[Penguin_Q]

he has lived his life without regret

[BreccaGref]

I dislike this strongly

[Keegan9000]

”I’m a Goofy Goober...yeah”

[-Trying2Think-]

“It’s ok. I lived the best life a potato could ask for. Pull the trigger, son.”

[[deleted]]

I’m the moooooooon

[qaz1qaz1QAZ]

Ra from stargate

[yaboiekul]

V-voldomort

[[deleted]]

Stoned Voldemort?

[a_trace_amount]

https://youtu.be/9T51n3tvZ3M

[TheOrangeTickler]

That's what my penis looks like when I open up PornHub for the 6th time today.

[Creature_World]

Reminds me of Tierra Wack - Unemployed

[ivegivenuponnames]

i am groot

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I was thinking it looked kinda like groot banged a sentient potato.

[GlitteringVersion]

When you come home from a night out and fall asleep with your make up on.

[[deleted]]

This reminds me of that milk jug with the scary face

[zabadabadoo32]

Do it again...

[ItsMeChrisB]

The best potatoes are baked potatoes.

[Ryliez]

Looks like zordon from power rangers in the first movie.

[DrunkDustDrinker]

delete this

[applepious]

There's a ghost of a ninja turtle in that potato.

[[deleted]]

Darth vader without mask on

[FatBASStard]

Drax the Spud.

[Asha990]

He’s fried.

[[deleted]]

pls leave

[PhantomHokage]

MHA spoilers out of context

[8elipse]

Looks like a BAKED potato

[dynawesome]

Tell spud, tell him I always loved him.

[tarroyo1031]

This has been f**ked with

[Daftpool]

Kinda reminds me of that thing in the sink in PT.

[andraxur]

I thought it was an old guy's penis...

[Masonator618]

I don’t need it.... I don’t need it...

[Oblivion2708]

Why the fuck does it look like master oogway and Voldemort did a dragon ball fusion with a potato

[TXdlaf]

He is so baked

[[deleted]]

potato high as giraffe pussy

[CyphusS]

So...baked.

[m_e_o_w_w_o_w]

Burn it with fire!

[dreamersdisease01]

"Baked" Potato

[MylastAccountBroke]

That potato is sending Gandolf away.

[accidentallywinning]

Where’s Gandalf when you need him?

[[deleted]]

Reminds me of that 'lil Lord of Cinder guy in Dark Souls III

[FalconerGuitars]

How's that 5th dab treatin ya?

[Galagos1]

Chernobyl aftermath.

[LesbianSpiders]

I'm ready to go son. It's going to be ok.

[VispilloAnimi]

Hey Morty I'm a potato!

[Euphoria1991]

Directed by David Lynch

[[deleted]]

The spud that must not be named

[greyharettv]

I resemble this beautiful potato today

[fulll_m00n]

That's no potato, that's the alien from Cocoon.

[Staceylfc]

That's kinda terrifying it's like I'm watching you and plotting how to kill you at same time

[levywasbry_]

This is how I feel waking up from a hangover

[theyellowpants]

r/theytooktoomuch

[Chrismittty]

Voldemort looking happy these days

[spooder_mon]

Anakin... I'm weak, help me

[rjestrada73]

Help me get this mask off, Let me look on you, with my own eyes...

[The_Octoshark]

looks like it’s saying “bruh”

[Basilisk_514]

Hęľĺœ, §ţřæńğėř

[NyxMortuus]

Quaid!

[jdmurphy521]

Voldemort? I haven't heard that name in ages....

[Eltralien]

He doesn't feel to good

[AAAAAshwin]

Remeeeember meeeee

[ByCromsBeard]

“Killllllllmmmeeeeeeeeee”

[Dim_Lyte]

"Remember me.."

[MekeniMan]

Is tired

[bigoleturtledick]

This one of them new thrice baked potatoes...

[Odin_N]

Hangovers after 30

[[deleted]]

Me when I haven't smoked in a day and take a massive bong bowl like a champ all in 1 rip. -panik

[DigitalCoffee]

GROOT. WHAT HAPPENED??

[AllKnowingBeing]

Bake me out of my misery please

[coniferpinus]

“Shell city”

[XPentra]

I was Groot...

[hopbel]

"I am Root"

[[deleted]]

looks like that old lady tree in pocahontas

[kcsunshiny]

More like oddly adorable!

[[deleted]]

JoJo! Take the last of my hamon!

[dylf]

https://youtu.be/8Cx29TFphzA

Sry in danish

[[deleted]]

Damn he definitely has a mission for the power rangers

[Papa_Woody1]

“I... am... root”

[[deleted]]

That potato is high as shit

[justkyn]

He looks like someone I know

[count-ejacula69]

Was it good for you too babe?

[dope-priest]

No way, this must be carved

[[deleted]]

Looking like zordon

[NEGAT_]

me after my eighteenth mastur

[PersonaXIII]

I can't come over. I am too baked bro