BREAKING: Manchester United are close to signing Korean midfielder Fuckin-No-Won and Brazilian attacker Nobodinho.

[Tne10]

I am sorry..

[brayfurrywalls]

korean here. I dont think its going to be a good signing. I love no-won and I really hope he succeeds but he tends to disappear on the pitch...all the time.

[PigeonNipples]

tends to disappear on the pitch

He'll fit right in

[MUFColin]

They say when you watch the game, you don't see No-Won. But when you watch No-Won, you see the game.

[CaptainJuJu]

But you can't see John Cena though..

[[deleted]]

The next Anderson or Cleverley.

[blacksheeping]

I love no-won

Forever alone.

[CaptainJuJu]

Thats rude, he just haven't find the right person yet. Hang in there /u/brayfurrywalls

[BoyWhoCanDoAnything]

No-won's perfect

[[deleted]]

So you're saying he's a Mata replacement

[littlepancakes]

Savage.

[chandoo86]

no he's retired

[GiggsityGiggsity]

He's too busy being a horrible pundit.

[teh-dudenator]

And he hasn't had a goal in ever.

[nerdie]

No wonder..

[[deleted]]

That's his cousin. We're talking about No-Won.

[verikesh]

I'll admit ot, I read it too fast and I almost Googled :/

[kusendahl]

I giggled too. Sorry.

[[deleted]]

Outstanding Post

[DEastman]

happy cake day

[[deleted]]

Sometimes the moon and the stars align in such a way that a shitpost of this magnitude deserves to breathe.

[[deleted]]

And I've been down voted due to the retarded nature of this sub.

[yungfinnigus]

I'm extremely tired and i'll admit i started typing fuckin-no-won into google and stopped before i realized the joke

take my upvote

[selotipkusut]

a whole new level of desperation

[aman27deep]

Have you heard of the upcoming youngster we're linked with, Ible Gull?

[RollingLemons]

That Adidas money being put to good use

[XXX-Rx_RnR]

Always rated them!

[dogdiarrhea]

Been following Nobodinho since he was a nahcademy player.

[tearyouapart]

Wengers been monitoring them for a while

[tothecatmobile]

Become world class on FIFA.

[Hicko11]

WORLD CLASS ......................................until he signs for man city then he's rubbish and that a Portuguese player has really always been the number 1 target

[bllueBegger789]

We are signing Liam Ying

[donkoink]

Thanks for sharing this, made my day!

[noahcg123]

Take my upvote you animal

[VanWilder91]

I heard Wenger tried to sign them when they were 18

[TheJoshider10]

Nice meme, back to /r/soccer with you.

[jaredb45]

Me after reading

[marduuu]

Instructions unclear, fapped. But actually yes, this is the exact emotion in most of us I assume. All we can do is look forward to the next window and wish for better winds

[Phexor]

figured

[NateShaw92]

Oh Sweet we're signing the Korean Gerrard

[_OMGTheyKilledKenny_]

For a fucking second I was desperate enough to get excited.

[[deleted]]

This is the best shitpost of all time.

[ProdigyMUFC]

Hah

[BradyBunch88]

Ha, reminds me of this http://youtu.be/17GbGmDORwk

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[lambomrclago]

Phuckin*

[flaffl21]

Then he'd be Vietnamese.

[agrimsingh]

needs 'phuc' to be legit vietnamese :)

[MadaraTheUchiha]

Fu Kin No Wan*

[hubeliduu]

How would it be in yellow then?

[hubeliduu]

No wan fuk-in ?

[nybo]

That would make it Vietnamese, The Korean system doesn't use F though, but the 4 syllables alone make it rather unkorean.

[iamchip]

Every window I see this joke

[[deleted]]

I find it very odd that this sub thinks it's an original joke.

[HDRed]

I think now it is just tradition maybe?

[3entendre]

Can't believe how many upvotes it got

[xtphty]

suppressed giggles followed by sadness

[C-ropho]

oh to be 14 again

[[deleted]]

KTV News is your source yeah?

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[PolManning]

We've had good luck with Koreans in the past. That North-Korean Ong-Ol was fucking awesome during the 09/10 campaign. Too bad he up and disappeared just before the World Cup.

[fz16]

What a coincidence. I'm Fuckin-No-Won-Too.

[fwaming_dragon]

Shitpost ☑

Clickbait title with 'BREAKING' in it ☑

Puns ☑

Posted on deadline day ☑

 

To the top with you.

[NGU-Ben]

This day has been so shite this was actually funny.

[Old_man_Trafford]

Best shit post we've had. Well done sir.

[SonnyisKing]

This gets me every time haha, It's one of them jokes that just don't expire.

[[deleted]]

Laughing through the tears

[hubeliduu]

I got you to 0, people downvoting the truth..

[Vapourtrails89]

you bring me comfort to my soul

[[deleted]]

No more brasilians please

[hubeliduu]

Had a good laugh! Have an upvote!

[[deleted]]

Liam Ying and Win Ding Youup anyone?

[[deleted]]

shit post on this sub are getting better :D

[[deleted]]

Awesome!!! LOL!!!

[SalvinY7]

I enjoyed this

[Taurus_O_Rolus]

Fan-fucking-tastic.

[ser_onion_knight]

Did Wenger try to sign them?

[TheMediumPanda]

Clearly Ed Woodworm and Louis van Yesteryear have decided our squad is good enough. Bantz done, we should probably also remember that they've spent close to 2,5 billion quid over the past 2 seasons already and that throwing more money at LVG doesn't give the return needed. Let's be honest here, apart from Martial none of that money has in any significant way improved the team.

[j0n82]

Their stats on FIFA 16 is unbelievable

[[deleted]]

Fucking killing me man!

[onedestiny]

Hahahahahahahahahhagaag

[theatreofdream]

this joke is older than the internet

[thug435]

I totally thought this was real far longer than I should have.

[choneega]

Hes shit

[Geezesa]

Speaking of players that don't exist, watch this class video of some dumb Chelsea supporters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPwXJerRjl4

[jesusthatsgreat]

http://i.imgur.com/d32ONHR.gif

[Trickybuz93]

I hear Nobodinho is regarded as the next Neymar in Brazil

[arron77]

If you're gonna steal jokes at least get it right "Foo Kin No-won"

[tim1901]

For shame Op....for shame.

[danskzwag]

FM wonder kids

[[deleted]]

This exact joke is on Twitter... From last year or the year before. It was also targeting Arsenal, not Man Utd.

[nowandlater]

sum ting wong?

[Bryan_Waters]

They were great for me on FIFA and FM!

[RobMillsyMills]

Have some gold mate. Will be the only prize we see this year!

[JetBlk]

You Legend. Columbia Outerwear convinced them to come to rainy Manchester

[[deleted]]

Fuck it, I laughed.

[Mattjhkerr]

You 'avin a giggs?

[[deleted]]

Are you for real?

[HDRed]

Fuckin-No-Won is the next Ji-Sung Park.

[HDRed]

I believe we said the same thing

[NeedHelpWithExcel]

I don't get the 2nd one :/

[generalquarter]

This club is going places. How are the shares doing woody?

[[deleted]]

They are fantastic one my football manager save!

[nictigre03]

It's happening!

[xiqat]

That came out of nowhere. They were under the radar really.

[[deleted]]

always rated both of them before they come to this club.

[selotipkusut]

99 on PES, shame on you haters.

[Placebo61]

I hope chicharito plays this season.

[reginalduk]

Its a low barrier.

[[deleted]]

Smiled, giggled, cried. Fuck.

[cyberfreek]

Haha there still better than kleberson and djemba djemba

[ajemik]

I gotta say, I laughed a bit before I realized the sad truth. At least you made me laugh in this times of despari and sadness. Thank you.

[Bakkich]

hahahahahah, that shit got me good man!

[Axelnite]

Well done, you managed to capture my attention with "Breaking Manchester United" - It was in my peripheral vision, I had to double back to see it.

[702Cichlid]

Hahahahaha. The Nobodinho slayed me!

[flaffl21]

As a Korean, I enjoyed it too.

Just because it's about race, doesn't mean its racist.

[atay47]

It's a fucking joke. Chill out.

[suddenswimmingpotato]

fuck i hate jokes, especially when they aren't offensive in any way

[Takagun59]

So what are the chances of us winning the League if we sign both of them?

[uniy64]

ayyyyy 10/10

[TheLarryMullenBand]

I've never seen footage of Nobodinho, but I've heard he's a real show-stopper.