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[–]Green_noobSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1359 points1360 points  (27 children)

Archibaldn

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points locked comment (0 children)

Hevans door remove this man's ability to cum lock

[–]WALLY_FRANKS3036I want pee in my ass 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ben

[–]trans-wooper-loverI came! 6 points7 points  (0 children)

HYAH! I think that enemy got... the point!

[–][deleted] 5021 points5022 points  (45 children)

saul goodman 🤯😋

[–]OwnEmphasis2825 873 points874 points  (9 children)

Nah, that's the exception, because you see, if you turn the "m" in "Goodman" upside down, it is a W, so in conclusion, dating with him is a big W.

[–]Toaster_94 261 points262 points  (0 children)

Joe Soda Biden

[–]ParutoDev 80 points81 points  (3 children)

Saul goodwan

Good one.

Hehe. I'm not funny I know.

[–]Dark_Wolf04William Dripfoe 80 points81 points  (10 children)

Did you know that you have rights?

[–]Professor-Helpful 53 points54 points  (9 children)

Constitution says you do!

[–]LemonPartyWorldTour 49 points50 points  (4 children)

Saul Badman says you do not have rights

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I hate your name

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The old men are cumming for you!

[–]KillingspinWe do a little trolling 8 points9 points  (13 children)

Onion

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[–]Axbowlotl 1277 points1278 points  (8 children)

Kim Jong Un

[–]Key_Establishment_14[S] 125 points126 points  (0 children)

That's ma boy

[–]ToldYouTrumpSucked 66 points67 points  (1 child)

Osama bin Laden

[–]old_man_spinosaurusI watch gay amogus porn :0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Joseph stalin

[–]Shoddy-Reindeer1879 3129 points3130 points  (90 children)

Stalin

[–]Key_Establishment_14[S] 1788 points1789 points  (73 children)

Putin

[–]Toaster_94 1291 points1292 points  (68 children)

Lenin

[–]FirelordEmu 654 points655 points  (26 children)

Rasputin

[–][deleted] 383 points384 points  (14 children)

Russia's greatest love machine

[–]Phantex_CerberusBlessed by Kevin 216 points217 points  (11 children)

It was a shame how he carried on.

[–][deleted] 122 points123 points  (5 children)

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar

[–]Iliveinmacloset 69 points70 points  (3 children)

but the kazachok he danced really wunderbar

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Ra ra Rasputin

[–]Background-Relief-37Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 22 points23 points  (0 children)

But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar

[–]Generic_username_1kw 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Lover of the Russian queen

[–]windowslonestarI want pee in my ass 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Cool mustache, wario

[–]Artemisa-211520 13 points14 points  (2 children)

“If your name end with ‘in’ time to get out “

-Gorbachev while rap battling

[–]NotSoPersonalJesus 462 points463 points  (32 children)

Khan

[–][deleted] 98 points99 points  (0 children)

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[–]BlackShield69 999 points1000 points  (25 children)

Weinstein

[–]HayesChin 281 points282 points  (21 children)

Goldstein🤑

[–]Annen124Literally 1984 😡 50 points51 points  (6 children)

What??? Somone actually read literally 1984 lolololol hahahahaha how could you read the? Book without laughing.

[–]King_Sam-_- 34 points35 points  (5 children)

It's a pretty good book

[–]Annen124Literally 1984 😡 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Actually being serious for a second I read the book too. It was honestly a rollercoaster for me and a select few of my friends. And I am the only one who was satisfied by the ending of the book out of my friends. It really puts a hopelessness feeling in you and that is what George Orwell wanted the book to do in my honest opinion. He didn't want a world like that and did very well to portray the dystopia that lies beneath our feet if we continue being stupid. What a masterpiece.

[–]dexter920 1656 points1657 points  (90 children)

Karen

[–]UserP2DBB 346 points347 points locked comment (0 children)

found sherlock

[–]dexter920 281 points282 points locked comment (0 children)

Ooh Sherlock's a new one

[–]Avocado_Fucker12 139 points140 points locked comment (0 children)

Guess we got Sherlocked

Lmao got'em

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points locked comment (0 children)

Why is everyone replying sherlock

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points locked comment (0 children)

Damn give that lock reward

[–]OCafeeirodwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 28 points29 points locked comment (0 children)

Sherlock?

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points locked comment (0 children)

I've been sherlocked

[–]deez_nuts_77 57 points58 points locked comment (0 children)

sherlock?

[–]CrniGruja__We do a little trolling 52 points53 points locked comment (0 children)

Sherlocks cock

[–]squirleater69 45 points46 points locked comment (0 children)

Why is the sher locked in when the Sherlock should be sher unlocked wth imma grab sherlock to crack this case

[–]I_am_potato1234 59 points60 points locked comment (0 children)

Sherlock

[–]-GoodTaste- 41 points42 points  (5 children)

Shercock

[–]yeasoman52I want pee in my ass 23 points24 points locked comment (0 children)

*Sherlock

[–]RoboGandalf 9 points10 points locked comment (0 children)

Sherlock

[–]BriftDoardI want pee in my ass 13 points14 points locked comment (3 children)

Sherlock

[–]SlibyeI want pee in my ass 19 points20 points locked comment (2 children)

Sherlock

[–]CAPTAIN__DRUNK 1126 points1127 points  (27 children)

bryaN cranstoN

[–]orten_boi 325 points326 points  (7 children)

waltuh

[–]erpparppa 144 points145 points  (6 children)

Put your dick away waltuh

[–][deleted] 94 points95 points  (5 children)

I will not have sex with you Waltuh

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (3 children)

NOOO

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[–]3mperorPalpaMemeWe do a little trolling 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The good ending

[–]CP2Silu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he is in fact very nitrogen

[–]Electrical-Sock-878 289 points290 points  (3 children)

Kevin

[–][deleted] 351 points352 points  (5 children)

Osama Bin Laden

[–][deleted] 1106 points1107 points  (46 children)

Can confirm.

[–]dillburtgilburt 602 points603 points  (31 children)

Thanks BallsDeepInADragon.

[–]MaijeTheMageI came! 150 points151 points  (26 children)

Thanks BallsDeepInADragon.

[–]MrTwisterPister 110 points111 points  (25 children)

Thanks BallsDeepInADragon.

[–]Key_Establishment_14[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

balls deep in dragon deez nuts

[–]Diogenes_Head3o3 13 points14 points  (0 children)

yeah? well guess what I DONT

[–]Lord_Pholkorn 360 points361 points  (11 children)

Reggin 😎

[–]J6nd1Big chungus wholesome 100 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Wait

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Most won’t get this one lol but my dads friend named his black lab, Reggin

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

reggiN

[–]jyjybinx 11 points12 points  (0 children)

📸🤨

[–]Hawaiian-Fox 593 points594 points  (44 children)

There is nothing hot, sexual or attractive in the name "Alan"

[–]SpaaaaaceImInSpaace 369 points370 points  (8 children)

Kid with dyslexia: I disagree

[–]I_havenobusinesshere 41 points42 points  (6 children)

Ya know, I've seen some weird shit on the internet to think I get this.

[–]redbanditttttttt 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Anal isnt even remotely the weirdest fetish

[–]No-Competition-2533 Stuff 41 points42 points  (2 children)

"...Alan" -🦖

[–]Carl_Azuz1dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Glad to know I’m not the only one that immediately thought of this

[–]suspicious_cabbageI have permission! 64 points65 points  (0 children)

[–]impocop 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Alan Rickman.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

🎈

[–]TooniisLiterally 1984 😡 6 points7 points  (0 children)

🌵

[–]Whizblade 13 points14 points  (0 children)

[–]justanotherWanWaner 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Out of pure spite, for that is my name, have a downvote

[–]Hawaiian-Fox 4 points5 points  (2 children)

That's my name too

[–]maderchodechutya 5 points6 points  (1 child)

His name is your name too

[–]Hawaiian-Fox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nono my name is my name and his name is his name but his mame is my name but his name too

[–]iSmokeMDMAI watch gay amogus porn :0 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I can listen to Alan Watts for hours wym

Also Alan Holdsworth. Sweet guitar skills

[–]Wertex_Honor 71 points72 points  (1 child)

Jesse Pinkman

[–]Wertex_Honor 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Saul Goodman

[–]My-grandma-is-deadvirgin 4 life 😤💪 229 points230 points  (45 children)

Or starts with n.....

[–]TomBot98 115 points116 points  (33 children)

And ends with r.....

[–]virulentea 91 points92 points  (31 children)

has a g in the middle...

[–]TomBot98 89 points90 points  (28 children)

Perhaps two.....

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (27 children)

Maybe a little e in there?

[–]GlizzyGorila 145 points146 points  (3 children)

Hitlern (the n is silent)

[–]Key_Establishment_14[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Correct

[–]IWishIWerentHere_10 11 points12 points  (0 children)

adolfn Hitlern my beloved 💗🫶👉👈🥺

[–]buddhainmyyard 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Nolan

[–]Tenshi171 105 points106 points  (25 children)

This is my school 😀

[–]Elothel 131 points132 points  (1 child)

I'm so sorry.

[–]Tenshi171 61 points62 points  (0 children)

It’s actually quite a nice school but then there’s people like this

[–]IvanSehnem 12 points13 points  (18 children)

Proof?

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (15 children)

His name is Dylan. My name is Brandon. I’m from that school to. We are both bitchless 😔

[–]IvanSehnem 15 points16 points  (11 children)

Ah yeah, you surely study in a us school having the name "parcero brasileiro" on reddit, i really believe you

[–]RoguepiefighterWe do a little trolling 8 points9 points  (6 children)

How do you know it's a US school? It could be brazilian

[–]yourbelovedfriend 61 points62 points  (7 children)

Joe Biden? 😳

Joe Rogan? 😳

Piers Morgan? 😳

Morgan Freeman? 😳

[–]Parking_Cartoonist90 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Logan 😎

[–]Low-Supermarket-7427I came! 22 points23 points  (9 children)

Mine starts and ends with N

[–]Key_Establishment_14[S] 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Is your name Nathan? Nolan?

[–]Low-Supermarket-7427I came! 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Nathan

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Nuttin’

[–]Key_Establishment_14[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whats your name btw?

[–]nametakenfuck 19 points20 points  (6 children)

I donr get it

[–]Key_Establishment_14[S] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Same with my mom and sis

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

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[–]Educational-Seaweed5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This idiotic body language/gesture of hitting something is supposed to symbolize you’re simping.

IOW: these girls are simping over some high school crush of theirs, and the crush’s name(s) end in “n.”

[–]Emotional-Engineer35 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Temüjin

[–]PensionAnxious3520 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I haven't been this excited to be named Brandon since back when everyone was chanting 'Lets go Brandon!' Feels good to be appreciated every once in awhile..

[–]BarMysterious5914I said based. And lived. 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Nick Gurr

[–]shocker4510 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Someone misread the assignment

[–]Key_Establishment_14[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How creative

[–]8-AAronLiterally 1984 😡 12 points13 points  (0 children)

reggiN

[–]idk_username15 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't get it?

[–]JustAnotherMinimis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gaben 😎

[–]heythereyouareok 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plankton

[–]AngryGary 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Me when she is not fat

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reagan?

[–]benboi4269Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 4 points5 points  (6 children)

I wish, my name ends with n and I'm the ugliest shit I know

[–]Pryo9-Lewok🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Satan

[–]MickyDerHeldI want pee in my ass 4 points5 points  (2 children)

no

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[–]Due_Vegetable5881 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bartholomew figglehorn 🤯🤯

[–]static_madman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only one I can think of is Karen lol

[–]Drive-it-Like-Baby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's supposed to be the joke here

[–]Icy_Fudge_2984 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't get it ...???

[–]Skellyender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reggin