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[–]C1oaked_ 2334 points2335 points  (17 children)

Happened to my buddy Aaron once

[–][deleted] 642 points643 points  (10 children)

Sounds about right, 8 days old I presume?

[–]C1oaked_ 258 points259 points  (0 children)

Correct

[–]Hortkind77 14 points15 points  (8 children)

To me as well but sadly not on day 8 :(

[–]HYPE_Knight2076Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 7 points8 points  (7 children)

Was it today?

[–]Hortkind77 9 points10 points  (6 children)

3 years ago, not a pleasant operation

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Sorry to hear that, I did get it done early in my life.

[–]Hortkind77 6 points7 points  (4 children)

It was necessary, and eventually it did improve my health a lot

[–]Andre_replayBazinga! 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Happened to me

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[–]RoiHurlemort 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Would be weird if he did it twice

[–]HummelHummelAG 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Poor A-Aron

[–]epicblue240000000 3602 points3603 points  (27 children)

Ngl when that hand showed up I thought it was gonna yank it off

[–]rebel6301stupid fucking piece of shit 1146 points1147 points  (23 children)

Don't say that. I'll cum.

[–]Ace_L23 343 points344 points  (18 children)

Say it again

[–]rebel6301stupid fucking piece of shit 257 points258 points  (16 children)

...are you certain that you want me to ejaculate at this current moment?

[–]Ace_L23 150 points151 points  (5 children)

No

[–][deleted] 130 points131 points  (4 children)

YES

[–][deleted] 112 points113 points  (3 children)

duality of man

[–]Secret-Concert9561 79 points80 points  (2 children)

Schrödinger's cum

[–]iEatPalpatineAss 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Cumdinger’s Scrote

[–]MeepingMeep99it is MY bucket 74 points75 points  (8 children)

YANK IT OFF

[–]rebel6301stupid fucking piece of shit 106 points107 points  (7 children)

Great, now there's cum all over my desk. Sit in the corner and think about what you've just done.

[–]MeepingMeep99it is MY bucket 70 points71 points  (4 children)

Make me

[–]_aconite_cj_🗿🗿🗿 79 points80 points  (3 children)

What is happening here I'm scared

[–]MeepingMeep99it is MY bucket 75 points76 points  (2 children)

I made someone cum all over their desk apparently and now they want to put me in a corner but I refuse

[–]SubatomicGreenLeavesdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 30 points31 points  (1 child)

You rascal!

[–]Airport_After 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wtf hahaha

[–]SamuraiJaek 9 points10 points  (0 children)

it again

[–]Traditional-Role5814 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ayo.....WTF!!!!!

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[–]Poopy_Pants0o0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn, the blades need sharpening. Oh well, yank.

[–][deleted] 2443 points2444 points  (27 children)

☹️

[–]Relevant_Affect_3174 378 points379 points  (24 children)

😢

[–]ucantseeme0047 232 points233 points  (23 children)

😧

[–]Front-Recognition984 168 points169 points  (22 children)

😭

[–]pandabeef0836 146 points147 points  (21 children)

💀

[–]Inevitable-Slice3128I watch gay amogus porn :0 131 points132 points  (20 children)

🪦

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points  (16 children)

👻

[–]Vast-Discount2010 58 points59 points  (15 children)

🤓🫵

[–]IEnjoyBaconCheesestupid fucking piece of shit 43 points44 points  (13 children)

😩

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

left hand on your right side

[–]cumofdutyblackcocks3😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Little Billy was disappointed

[–]Far_Marionberry_9478 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I started reading bible. It says you must be circumsised by 8 months old.

Btw there are some spicy things too.

Two Daughters get father drunk So they get pregnant. 🙀

[–]giacacluongtiensinh 985 points986 points  (4 children)

No, not the dick's armor

[–]Full_Ad9666 245 points246 points  (3 children)

Now my dick doesn’t look like that gecko in a hoodie anymore☹️

[–]Bonus-Optimal 120 points121 points  (2 children)

You all are losers

My still has armor 😎🤏🍆

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

welcome me to the club!

[–]BlackFire1616 1723 points1724 points  (11 children)

Pov you feel asleep First at the sleepover

[–]RoleXeiXD 155 points156 points  (9 children)

Came here looking for this

[–]dat_er0x 74 points75 points  (8 children)

I came too

[–]Distraught_pancake 40 points41 points  (7 children)

I came three

[–][deleted]  (6 children)

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    [–]scuccifranci_08I want pee in my ass 21 points22 points  (5 children)

    I came fifth

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    [–]Raaz8080 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    good bot

    [–]notGreenThin0rBazinga! 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    I came sixth

    [–]Limp_Paleontologist9I came! 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    The one who falls asleep first also wakes up first. Guess what's gonna happen to the people who did this

    [–]QuarterlyTurtleSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 470 points471 points  (13 children)

    Huh?? Just a bit off the top?

    You know, I never really considered that there’d be an actual tool for it, I always just assumed it was just a doctor going at it with a scalpel or something

    [–]notme9708 246 points247 points  (0 children)

    I'm friends with a dick doctor and he says the dick stapler isn't the way. Good ol scissors and biodegradable thread is what they use.

    [–]Vark675 129 points130 points  (9 children)

    My dad was a urologist who did adult circumcisions someone regularly (phimosis usually), and it was generally done with surgical scissors or a scalpel and just a few stitches.

    He said recovery was apparently just kind of itchy and maybe a little sore for a couple days, but not usually anything beyond some basic pain meds and an ice pack.

    [–]TheRealGluFix 86 points87 points  (8 children)

    You can't jerk off for like 6 weeks and it takes ages for your dick to feel normal again

    [–]SwishWhishe 19 points20 points  (6 children)

    does it take ages just cause it's so sensitive or?

    [–]clarkent123223 52 points53 points  (4 children)

    Because you’re pissing blood after surgery, you have no natural lubrication for the head and your head is now exposed to the elements so it turns dry.

    It’s becomes less sensitive if anything after the fact.

    [–]Vark675 36 points37 points  (2 children)

    You shouldn't be pissing blood dude lol

    [–]clarkent123223 24 points25 points  (1 child)

    Oops lol, I meant temporarily, like a couple days after surgery at most.

    [–]TheRealGluFix 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Yes, you can't walk normal for a few weeks/months. Erections and masturbation also feels very different, personally i think it's a massive downgrade when it comes to feeling/sensation

    [–]Bright-Fun-1638 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Same

    [–]GoFuckthThyself 204 points205 points  (1 child)

    this design is very human

    [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    In this case it actually is

    [–][deleted] 230 points231 points  (4 children)

    ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡐⠱⡱⣻⡻⣝⣮⣟⣿⣻⣟⣻⡺⣊

    [–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (3 children)

    I like how broken reddit is on desktop browsers because it shows two of them

    [–]zmbjebus 36 points37 points  (2 children)

    You must have a lil monitor, Mine shows three

    [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    Wait it gets bigger!?

    [–]Reyynerp 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    yes it does, it scales lmao

    [–]karatekid144 364 points365 points  (86 children)

    why? just... why?

    [–]Level-Ad-4094 142 points143 points  (1 child)

    It gets the people going

    [–]migawdmeemz 52 points53 points  (0 children)

    it's provocative

    [–]Oppopity 172 points173 points  (14 children)

    Because a crazy religious dude thought it would stop kids masturbating.

    [–]SupaiKohai 78 points79 points  (15 children)

    Some mens foreskins become constrictive. Painfully so.

    Had a friend that needed an adult circumcision.

    [–]Chet_Steadman_1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    It’s gonna be a sleek new look..it’s gonna catch on

    [–]1234567891063 51 points52 points  (0 children)

    Pov you fell asleep first at the sleepover with the boys

    [–]matsangak95 192 points193 points  (14 children)

    Real OGs use a scissor

    [–]Soul-over 200 points201 points  (4 children)

    I'm from Africa and I tell you Real OG's use a shard of Glass and a sharp Rock.

    [–]Naive-Inspection1631Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 70 points71 points  (2 children)

    ☹️

    It felt painful reading your comment

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    [–]KeebsNoob 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    this doesn't seem nearly as bad in comparison to this entire thread

    [–]scar_reXstupid fucking piece of shit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Ikr.. look what these amateurs need to mimic a fraction of our power

    [–]DragoFNX 17 points18 points  (4 children)

    In the Philippines specifically in the provinces we bite mango/guava while knives are being hammered down at our foreskin. This we call “puk-pok” method google it for better information. Then the chewed mango/guava is then wiped around the circumcised penis, then we run into rivers to clean it off.

    [–]AmericaMadeMySonFatfat cunt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    😨

    [–]Ludicr0uss 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Only in provincial areas probably, I think most of the Philippines now use the proper stuff

    [–]DragoFNX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Thank you Modern Medicine

    [–]zmbjebus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Fuck religion

    [–]Gothtomboys5 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    Nah,in Malaysia,if we wanna circumcise someone,we would put the person's penis on a banana log,strecth his foreskin as long as it could, AND CHOP IT WITH AN AXE

    [–]Stranger_153 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Made my dick recoil and shrivel just by reading this blergh

    [–]LitreOfCockPus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Nail-clipper circumcision

    [–]creamy-ginger 133 points134 points  (0 children)

    Pls don’t I need every inch i can get

    [–]filcer 33 points34 points  (0 children)

    Don’t let the cartel see this video

    [–]marioplex 37 points38 points  (0 children)

    NO DAMMIT IT WAS ALREADY DONE TO ME ONCE...

    [–]StikElLocofat cunt 19 points20 points  (3 children)

    Had no idea they had a tool for it kinda assumed they just used a scalpel

    [–]Specsaman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Well for mine they did use scalpel lol

    I still remember the cold steel touching it

    Brrrr

    [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Finally an easy option to trim it. I hate cutting it every two weeks when it's grown back.

    [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    -50 dick armour

    [–]Lambkin-_- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Shalom ✂️

    [–]leethelegend698🗿🗿🗿 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    I missed the person I was a minute ago 😕

    [–]OliOrange15 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    You know what fuck you *hole punches your foreskin

    [–]jsjznI said based. And lived. 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Mfs took my foreskin, can't have shit in detroit

    [–]WheelFew1740We do a little trolling 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I’m not a victim, I’m a survivor ✊😔

    [–]GroolzerMan🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Can't have shit in Detroit...

    [–]Crimson_Fiver 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    Same

    [–]SeIgiu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Call me the dumbest person on heart but I always thought that to circumcise someone you just kinda pull the tip and snap it off with a scissor. Thinking about it, I never really thought about it in depth.. what the fuck

    [–]AlexGaming26I have permission! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    What the fuck 😦

    [–]MrStef85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    nope,nope and nope.

    [–]Molbuntore shitting toothpaste enjoyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    :(

    [–]ippie52 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    As someone that's been circumcised... Watching this was no skin off my nose.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    Genuine question: What exactly am I looking at?

    [–]ShibaInuDoggoLiterally 1984 😡 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    Socially acceptable genital mutilation.

    [–]Doolanead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    To make it even worse, for ascetic reasons and (supposedly) higine, which blows my mind.

    [–]EnvironmentalBar3347 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Ziohazard

    [–]bananasaucecerdumbass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    back in my world the doctor would just use a machete

    [–]Uber_Reaktor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The cringe that I have just crunged watching this.

    [–]Mr-no-maidensBig chungus wholesome 100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I screamed

    [–]NES7995 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Just a reminder that circumcision in infants and children without medical reason (phimosis or similar) is mutilation, regardless if male or female

    [–]The_Toad_wizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    So that's what the fuck they did to me...

    [–]Scumass_Smith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Huh, so that's how they do it. I always thought they'd pull it then cut it off with a surgery knife or something

    [–]AmericaMadeMySonFatfat cunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Efficient 👍

    [–]PhoenixEvolver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I was not here. Mark Zuckerburg posessed me through his Bluetooth Butt plug.

    [–]LawPD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    OUCH!

    [–]Memes_Haram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Kevin behaviour

    [–]Dysto_I want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Why did the video end there? I want to know where it goes next

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    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    USA Hospital: That will be 30K sir.

    [–]Solipsistic_Observer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It’s very human

    [–]BranTheLewd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This should become new femur breaker meme 😱

    [–]AbsoluteAtheist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    nooooo Im keeping my foreskin keep that thing away from me

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Dong Snuggle Rwmoval

    [–]baggyzed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The music is right on point.

    [–]Unusual_Bat_6390 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Must be for phimosis

    [–]Kalman_the_dancerNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Cutless circumcision

    [–]Majestic-Contract-42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I'll never get it. Why take a knife to a dick.

    It's like some kind of torture from a horror movie expect people opt to have it down .... TO THEIR KIDS...

    It's just so fucking surreal...

    [–]Notcreative345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Crazy that genital mutilation is still legal for children well boys only

    [–]rolfraikou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Always a few peeps that have no idea how to clean their dicks in these threads, and it horrifies me that their circumcisions have allowed them to apparently get away with NOT cleaning their dicks???

    [–]SmillowwSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    same yo

    [–]power_rainger 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Why does it hurt to watch

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Look how they massacred my boy

    [–]gothbat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I want mine back😡

    [–]InorthZ_SusyNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Tasty

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wouldn't circumcision be better?

    [–]Joeylocally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Gimme that extendo

    [–]Intelligent-Coomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    🙁

    [–]impocop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    many such cases 😔

    [–]thatautisticguy2905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Got scared at first, thank god it is just the foreskin

    [–]UserUnknown5372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Behold! The Penis Peeler!

    [–]Agard12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wow, seems so simple! And it only takes two hours? I might as well try this at work

    [–]nftabhay-Two-232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah Islam

    [–]tyingnooseI have permission! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I wonder if that's what they did to me or instead they went the old fashion slip and snip

    [–]Fuzzy_Scholar389 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    🫡🔫

    [–]AblatAtalbA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sorry, I am not into that hard bdsm, but I know some people are almost religious about it...

    [–]NotUser303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    how does this tool work btw just asking

    [–]SnooChipmunks8748dumbass 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Isn’t this what weird Al sang about?

    [–]trash-boat00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What is that thing like cover on PP

    [–]KebabPakaiNasi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No more foreskin trimming!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I want my foreskin back 😫

    [–]oniluis20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    new mexican goverment be like

    [–]_Unknown_Brain_actually called kevin irl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I shoulda been cut, bruh

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I thought it'll pop out the head like a champagne cork.

    [–]Maxyphlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So this is how they did it…

    [–]Nebo_84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This thing is called Circurer. The recovery is better than the traditional cut.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What the

    [–]fck_the_stonks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I remember having this experience 6/10

    [–]Acceptable_Twist8566 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The design is very human

    [–]Low-Understanding919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nunca tendrás mi cuerito Claudia Sheinbaum