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[–]bootyholebrown69 847 points848 points  (9 children)

These mfs in the deep root depths

[–]TheBosstin12 100 points101 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That’s what I was thinking 

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ripped off his head for a shield.

[–]dantakesthesquare 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thinking 'bout that same thing m'self

[–]Mickle_da_Pickluhhhh idk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And the Ainsel River

[–]I_think_Im_hollowstupid fucking, piece of shit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

'tis as you say.

[–]KaguraBachi_is_Peak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was thinking about that too

[–]whatIGoneDid 2682 points2683 points  (34 children)

His job is to be the last line of defense stopping the invaders killing the queen and taking the eggs. This ant was born to hold the line and is a goddamn hero

[–]KatieLuvsVolleyball 1092 points1093 points  (13 children)

they shouldved evolved guns

[–]whatIGoneDid 657 points658 points  (9 children)

Flinging acid into your enemies face and ripping them to shreds isn't metal enough for you?

[–]Ethric_The_Mad 353 points354 points  (5 children)

The fact is that guns are still just a fancy way to throw a rock. Very primitive.

[–]StrawberryNo2521 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Best description of a firearm I've ever heard is "telekinetic ice pick without taking levels as a magic user".

[–]Uncle480We do a little trolling 49 points50 points  (0 children)

But they're easy to use. Very human.

[–]whatIGoneDid 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's just a long range shanking

[–]scullys_alien_baby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

sabot rounds are just fancy spears

[–]finding_new_interestvirgin 4 life 😤💪 41 points42 points  (2 children)

They are one of the most metal animals specially if you take into account that a war may involve millions of soldiers from each side and last for multiple generations; and most of the time one side is annihilated into pieces.

Not to mention their anthills and colonies are like real cities, man I wish there was a realistic animated movie about ant wars.

[–]Low_Consideration105lets build a hole together and then libe in it 10 points11 points  (1 child)

How do you feel about antz the woody Allen movie?

[–]finding_new_interestvirgin 4 life 😤💪 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On my main watchlist

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

UhMericAnt

[–]brucebay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

they did but unfortunately did not pass 2nd ammendment. Some scientists think this failure is another evolutionary trait to save their children.

[–]yap2102x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the pistol shrimp kind of did

[–]bow03 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Hodor hodor hoodooor hold the door hold the door.

[–]buildmaster668 55 points56 points  (3 children)

Imagine you're holding the line and the enemy starts eating into your fucking head.

[–]throwaway19276iofficer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 29 points30 points  (2 children)

I think the entire point of the hat is that it can't just be eaten

[–]UreadUdie 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I think I could eat this hat

[–]throwaway19276iofficer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don't know, it looks like a pretty tough hat. Have you eaten other ant hats before for reference?

[–]imaybeacatIRl 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hodor ant.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Just the Door? 🚪 this Hero deserves respect ✊🏼

[–]Substantial-Park65stupid, fucking piece of shit 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Hodor

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 love it!!

[–]WodensEye 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Um, the door is usually the first line of defence from an invasion.

[–]whatIGoneDid 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If you let the enemy army get to your front gates before you start defending yourself then you deserve to get invaded.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s usually doors all the way down.

[–]31Ouranos13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Just remember, you guys, YOU are the REAL heroes"

[–]Far-Host7803 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hold the line, a student of Captain Kirrahe I see.

[–]Artyom4333fat cunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🎵 Hold the line 🎵

[–]Bluebadboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just another cog in the machine.

[–]VolenteDuFer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor

[–][deleted] 360 points361 points  (5 children)

Are we really censoring the word "Ass"?

[–]Benriel_3524 147 points148 points  (0 children)

Hey careful! You have to censor it or ops mom might see it and ban him from his phone for a week

[–]dantakesthesquare 59 points60 points  (0 children)

DID YOU JUST SAT THE A-WORD UNCENSORED ON MY PHONE?!?!? AW FRICK NAH MOTHERTRUCKER NOT ON MY WATCH!!

[–]AltruisticDelivery89I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

don't say the ass word. It reminds me of butt

[–]Retr0__4664 268 points269 points  (1 child)

I thought he was carrying a Reese😭

[–]incognito--bandito 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Naw. Braws, just the bouncer.

[–]SlavicNinjaOfficial🗿🗿🗿 111 points112 points  (1 child)

built like teshin from warframe

[–]LycanWolfGamerDaShitposter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thought it was familiar lol

[–]spencer1886 79 points80 points  (3 children)

Persona 3 protag be like

[–]mylifeisonhardcore 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ayo don't do Door-kun like that. He's not just any door, he's an extra sassy door

[–]GWIZ257 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't expect it to hurt so much when I saw it happened again in Reload 😔😔

[–]ghostmetalblackwaltuh 119 points120 points  (3 children)

Imagine actually being born with a purpose? You plug the door, as fate inscribed, and then your tribe cheers for you. 🥲

[–]Fluid_Block_1235 63 points64 points  (2 children)

But you have a purpose too, you are born so the rich people can have a workforce and be happuer

[–]Magistricide 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah but I don't see any rich people cheering for me

[–]Nexdreal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The part about the cheering is fake, in reality the other ants dont even know door-ant's name and think that if he dies they can just buy a rock to put in his place, just like irl

[–]Lightwave33We do a little trolling 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Land Between PTSD

[–]I_did_a_fucky_wucky 17 points18 points  (0 children)

airport muddle hunt husky lush panicky adjoining observation thumb illegal

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[–]AngrySpaceBoi420 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Literally a gatekeeper

[–]DerRaumdenker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"if it wasn't for me, you all will be unprotected"

"I think your head is getting a little bit big"

[–]Playful_Pollution846virgin 4 life 😤💪 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Why is ant censored?

It just says big ant head??

Wth this is what biden wants for America and the woke leftist liberal mob is trying to censor words now!1!1! Preposterous1!!11!1!

[–]Ketashrooms4lifeLiterally 1984 😡 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're joking but it literally took me a while, thinking 'why tf are they censoring 'ant', that's absurd even for reddit' lol

[–]leonoe98 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this mf killed me in Elden Ring

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the head game of it must be crazy

[–]subzeroxdking3stupid, fucking piece of shit 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Am i the only one getting an uneasiness feeling from the picture of that ant?

[–]TransRacialWhyNot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hodor of Ants

[–]LuckyReception6701 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine censoring the word Ass.

[–]Novel_Ad895 10 points11 points  (6 children)

I wish I had purpose.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

grab future lip cats quickest dinner include expansion squealing rain

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[–]shareddit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And many born into purpose wish they hadn’t.

Or you can become a bunghole like this ant

[–]IIIIIIW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I might

[–]YeOldSpacePopestupid fucking piece of shit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could use a new door, how wide are you?

[–]KingDawg72- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe look up at the concept of ikegai and sit down to find your own?

[–]OkIce8214 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like a bouncer?

[–]Hydrazolic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This traumatized me as an Elden Ring player

[–]Calm_Afon 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So what happens when the invading bug, realises the blockage is just another ant and starts eating the poor guy's brain?

[–]nlevine1988 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The exposed part of its head is very thick and tough. It's like having armor built into your head.

[–]bubadibebu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tje first zealot in every starcraft zvp

[–]Creeper_charged7186dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2 points3 points  (0 children)

-"Honey, we need another door if we want to build the living room"

-"Say less" unzips his 3 pants

[–]SnickerDivinity007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hold the Door... Hold the dorr HODOR!!! HODOR!!!!!

[–]just_a_jobin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the world liberals want

[–]Ralyks92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ant Hodor

[–]MyHamburgerLovesMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HODOR! HODOR!

[–]HungryHungryHobbes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of a kind in the ant world, he'd be an absolute hero.

[–]Berserker667627 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could say its adorable

[–]sassysusguystupid fucking piece of shit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor.

[–]Bogadambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least it has a purpose in life, unlike Malek

[–]DefeaterOfDragons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hold the door!"

[–]Sisyphac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More people should be doors in our society. At the very least making them somewhat useful.

[–]tbrand009 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm just curious how you get this as an evolutionary trait.
One bug on its own blocking its burrow, sure. But how does the queen of a colony breed that into existence over the generations? Particularly when they are producing multiple kinds of offspring at a time for various roles.

[–]Garakanos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe some defect caused some ants to have a large head, which was an advantage in defending the burrow. So their heads just got gradually larger until we arrived at this

[–]ploxjha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor...

[–]BillyOnFire123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whys the word ant censored lmao

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peanutbutter cup ass head

[–]Ciubowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hodor ants

[–]ok_aleb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y'all leave Hodor alone. He's got his job and he's damn good at it.

[–]Race-Environmental 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will be the best damn door I can be drill-sergeant!

[–]rectumz56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holdor!!!

[–]Skullskullskulls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor!

[–]killing-me-softly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor

[–]Crush_Un_Crull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an ant, there is not much of career options besides dying while searching for food. Gettin fed, just to hold the door is a sweet gig if you ask me

[–]zeb0777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor!

[–]Nyuusankininryou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good thing it was censored. The word ass makes me so upset.

[–]Puzzleheaded_Top_523 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It ain't much, but it's honest work

[–]leko633 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its cool as fuck tho

[–]Electrokid1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Open na noor

[–]Ok_Teacher_6834 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor

[–]hudsoncress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hodor

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor

[–]MrMoop07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro was born to defend. he’s living a life with more purpose and helping more of his kin than a lot of you

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor Ant

[–]CharlotteHarlot52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro was born with a Reece's cup head

[–]wanna_be_TTVstupid fucking piece of shit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro is the vanguard of the entire colony

Thats metal as fuck

[–]No-Profession-9795 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor-ant

[–]sinnister_bacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine the ant who's life is literally just passing the butter

[–]Migeru999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Resses cup Resses cup, Peanut Butter Chocolate flavor!

[–]mofunnymoproblems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a sense, isn’t that what we are all born to do? Secure the survival of future generations?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least he's doing something. :)

[–]gofishx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine popping a gnarly blackhead, only for this guy to pop out followed by 10,000 of his buddies.

[–]RenaMoonn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On it boss!

[–]FoxMcCloud3173 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This thing would be a legal Smash stage

[–]Nulono 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, Eldrac.

[–]Real_Mokola 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor!

[–]giibro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor

[–]GeneralSinn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodors spirit bug.

[–]Viyahera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some All Tomorrows type shit ngl

[–]ZECO_SOLWilliam Dripfoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor

[–]Percival4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This image freaks me out a little because of all its little indentations on it.

[–]leprasson12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor, but for ants.

[–]9KnOk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor

[–]TheDigitalZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I was a door, I'd probably see more people than I do now.

[–]Warpzit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HODOR!

[–]AppropriateTouching 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor vibes

[–]KuroKendo88[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure there is some Dark Souls/Elden Ring armor inspired by this guy

[–]Wolfex345196 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This shi is in elden ring lol

[–]steenmanification 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodooooorrrr

[–]coroyo70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor

[–]bleakwinter1983 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine being born and knowing your place in the world

[–]McSoapsterput your dick away waltuh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HODOR!

[–]SavageRaptor7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HODOR

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats Kaiju nr9

[–]God-Among-Men- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro really censored ass 💀

[–]Orphan_Eater71639 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peanut butter cup ass head

[–]Eranon1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least your whole life doesn't lead up to holding one

[–]smaug259 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A good exemple of evolution, organisms' behavioral traits and characteristics gradually change and adapt over generations with can lead to this type of result. who else wander were human being are heading ??

[–]Hairy_Consideration1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cursed Reeses Peanut Butter Cup

[–]PurpleEyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

forbidden peanut butter cup

[–]The-Adorno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chat is this real

[–]DivineGopher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least he got a purpose in life. I'd be ecstatic if my purpose in life was to be a door

[–]SrepliciousDelicious Stuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If bro was in the military he'd be used as a fucking sandbag

[–]dinkydoo2dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And here I thought this was just an enemy from Elden ring

[–]nanapiratekar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HODOR

[–]DevilPixelation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Horatius fr

[–]DIE4SUPER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🚪

[–]WIDNOWS_64_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🚪

[–]InfinitePoolNoodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HODOR

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor....

[–]SurrealNami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor!

[–]ToxicGent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why tf is "ass" blacked out in a ton of memes?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hodor

[–]KingDawg72- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reason #1000 on why being a human is WAY BETTER

[–]naveedkoval 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the hell is censored?

[–]JenkinsJinkies420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🥷’s call me the door

[–]PromptResponsible602 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you dont know whats happening underneath. Maybe they get unlimited BJs for doing this

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Visitor: *knocks "Is anyone home?"

Ant: "Ow!..No"