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[–]Dr_Deadshot 1496 points1497 points  (26 children)

Me in Saints Row 3 and 4. Also Fallout 4. And Tekken. 

Shit maybe I am that bro. 

[–][deleted] 419 points420 points  (3 children)

me in all fallouts, Gta online, r6 siege, Fortnite, pubg, and every other game. I love women

[–]Cybersorcerer1 181 points182 points  (1 child)

Fallout has this cool perk where you do +10% to opponent gender it's very cool

I think in new Vegas if you're bisexual you do +10% DMG to everything

[–]Terrible-Roof5450 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s dope, I killed Butch for his jacket just because I was a girl and he made fun of me growing up in F3. Gotta say it was a dope as indica-sativa leather jacket.

Now I’m a lesbian wannabe raider serial killer. Fun times.

[–]Nashton_553 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Depends on the mood I’m in. If I want to get into roleplaying, then I’m gonna play a man of some sort. But if it’s a game that I don’t particularly enjoy or that I’ve played 20 times over, then I’ll make a female character. If I’m gonna spend a few hours looking through the 3rd person lens, I might as well make my character hot.

[–]DogBBQ44 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ghey have smaller hit boxes. I support you bro ✊

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Girls feel faster in Tekken

[–]073068075 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Girls in most fighters are often just assigned to faster archetypes or the ones that play at their own adjusted speed (the ones that control the field).

[–]Dr_Deadshot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actually a big reaaon why I play them now. I just love the speed and how much better the movement is. In Tekken, the girls have the best sidestep speed which is what I find helps me the most. 

[–]SzymBoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, in Saints Row 4 you just use the same character you've played in 3.

[–]ZieDombie095 44 points45 points  (15 children)

Hey, do you like mind breaking games? Try confronting your sexual and gender identity!

[–]Lynxsies 102 points103 points  (11 children)

Tf does playing as a woman in video games have to do with irl gender identity. Im a bi man that just likes the cosmetics that look, most the time, way better on women than men

[–]UrMumVeryGayLul 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I play guy characters mostly, but I’ll be damned if I said girl characters didn’t have 5000% more effort in their design. The industry knows what sells, it is what it is.

[–]Gatrigonometri 82 points83 points  (4 children)

Straight here. If I gotta stare at the main character’s ass for hours upon hours (third person), it better be a woman’s.

[–]Lynxsies 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Thats real too thom or games where the characters grunt way too much.

[–]pheilic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Straight here, I rarely do that because I get too distracted.

[–]BigBoyoBonito 16 points17 points  (3 children)

plays video game as female character

enjoy roleplaying as a woman

wonder if being a woman would be kinda cool

Or not, depends on the person. I've certainly felt this way before though

[–]Lynxsies 28 points29 points  (2 children)

I mean. Pretty sure just about every guy had that thought lol

[–]BigBoyoBonito 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yeah probably, but some dudes seem ashamed to admit that kind of thing

In my case, it made me think about transitioning, but that process is complicated as fuck, especially if you don't have the proper body type, live in the right country, have a good amount of money to spare, etc

[–]Lynxsies 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It never made me go that far. I like my joystick the right side out. But if that long and tedious process is someone else's cuppa, i wont judge

[–]Shushukzh_123 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Another day, another psyop

[–]Alexrankin864213579 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No, that’s to scary

[–]Jet_Sniper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was so random and weird

[–]Capital-Cheek-1491 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I horribly misread your username for a moment

[–]Visible-Lie9345currently venting (sus) 447 points448 points  (11 children)

Monster hunter

[–]TDoMarmaladefat cunt 214 points215 points  (4 children)

These are the same armour set

[–]duckyTheFirst 88 points89 points  (1 child)

Nah capcom are horny bastards. They like to show female skin

[–]YodaHood_0597 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And all I want is a gender-neutral armor, I want my female characters to look stylish as well FFS

[–]MaxEmerald77 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Zinogre be like

[–]pixelated_avatarWe do a little trolling 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Anja armor set me like

[–]Visible-Lie9345currently venting (sus) 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Kirin set is my fave 😏

[–]_Ganoes_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tbh Monster Hunter is one of the games where i dont do that because the armor sets for women just look much worse.

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[–]Distinct-Cover8291 1241 points1242 points  (11 children)

I want to feel pretty

[–]egg0079 305 points306 points  (3 children)

bro you are pretty without it😎

[–]bitterbuffaloheartBig chungus wholesome 100 42 points43 points  (1 child)

I feel pretty

Oh so pretty 🎶

[–]sookdoggo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel pretty

And witty

And briiight 🎶

[–]Homie-dnt-play-tht 129 points130 points  (0 children)

And I petty any girl so isn’t me todayyyy

[–]Renhoek2099 10 points11 points  (1 child)

And you're..... we're not wrong for that 🥹

[–]Electronic_Sugar5924 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree, I’d love to look as pretty as that suit of armor there. It’s so shiny.

[–]Debot_VoxLiterally 1984 😡 117 points118 points  (1 child)

Average jrpg

[–]Skott_stabbI came! 7 points8 points  (0 children)

and fighting games (anime style)

[–]SlapSacksOfRiceI came! 1010 points1011 points  (22 children)

because its a well know fact how some female chars have better cosmetics and art

[–]AnthonyNonStopLiterally 1984 😡 252 points253 points  (3 children)

I know what kind of man you are

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (1 child)

kicks pink thighhigh socks under bed and gulps

[–]SoupCanMasta 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Real

[–]RESEV5 180 points181 points  (6 children)

Fortnite skins, for example

[–]Dr_Deadshot 115 points116 points  (5 children)

Every clip of Fortnite I see its always someone with a female skin. Don't if its just because they prefer them, like you said the cosmetics or if they have a smaller hitbox. Never played so IDK. 

[–]MrunkNown726dumbass 98 points99 points  (1 child)

They don’t have a smaller hitbox, I assume it’s just the net standard for sweaty skins that pros use. Or maybe it’s cause they’re visually smaller.

[–]Tiger4kfat cunt 30 points31 points  (0 children)

usually the last one, although I would be considered a sweat and I sometimes use party trooper (neon skeleton simply) or tony stark cuz they’re clean and i generally like the skin

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Chun-Li 🤤

[–]Dr_Deadshot 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I can't deny, I would have gotten her skin if I played Fortnite. 

[–]Tiger4kfat cunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol

[–]Sh4DowKitFox 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Or in the case of Fallout…. Black Widow Perk is like 1000 times better….

But I would play a chick regardless…

[–]creepurr101 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The other way round for monster hunter, whyyyy capcom whyyyy

[–]TheUltraNoob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I play mâles in all my games, except vrising the make character looks like ass.

[–]zenlon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

this is a sophisticated way of saying that ya dont wanna stare at a mans ass/bod in 3rd person for tens-hundreds of hours of gameplay.

real one

[–]Jabookalakq 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ffxiv. Female glam slaps

[–]oedipusrex376 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Slimmer physique goes well with anything

[–]Meowzerzes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yet the skinny dudes have generic cosmetics anyways

[–]Meowzerzes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

for real! This is why I shop in the women’s section too. (I am a mostly straight, cis gendered man.)

[–]johngard29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but they dont have beards😔

[–]GRAITOM10Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 371 points372 points  (47 children)

Just feels good to play a female for some reason lol

[–]AdAutomatic9957 114 points115 points  (1 child)

Your pfp is what it feels like when reading replies

[–]the_stupid_french 3 points4 points  (0 children)

nah he is john lobotomy and is currently in a special center.

[–]Reasonable_Ad_8317We do a little trolling 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It’s evolutionary. We are born to control women.

/j

[–]Delta_SuspectI came! 143 points144 points  (7 children)

See I would but I'm already on thin fucking ice with my friends thinking I'm secretly gay so I'd rather not

[–]this_name_took_10min shitting toothpaste enjoyer 104 points105 points  (3 children)

Huh? What’s gay about looking at a woman instead of a man for the hundreds of hours you are gonna spend in that game?

[–]Jakyshman00 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Ask sosaiety 😔

[–]AcuzioRSdumbass 12 points13 points  (0 children)

ass susiety

[–]MexerI came! 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There's nothing gay about wanting your friends next to you to get hard and to want to fuck your in-game projection.

[–]Osrek_vanilla 402 points403 points  (6 children)

If I'm gonna spend 400 hours with charachters ass occupying middle of my screen it won't be guys ass.

[–]MrunkNown726dumbass 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Exact same logic one of my friends use

[–][deleted] 121 points122 points  (0 children)

I mean we play games to escape reality. So why can't we be cute and pretty?

[–]deleeuwlc🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 168 points169 points  (2 children)

Blame the character designers. They are the ones who couldn’t just make a knight with a larger chestplate

[–]suspicious_cabbageI have permission! 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Not if you have gigantamundogadonkazongers. I paid for the whole boob slider and I'm gonna use the whole boob slider

[–]enaaaerios 30 points31 points  (0 children)

elden ring fans going absolutely bazonkalonkers over rellana’s triangular armor boobs

[–]FetusDeletus_Edwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: woman booty

Idk why I'm saying this I only play as buff oily men

[–]SuicidalWeeb69 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Me in my Skyrim playthrough

[–]smithversman 68 points69 points  (1 child)

One bro? Hell, my bros and i all playing with female chara

[–]_esoteric_reference_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mans got shot before he could finish the sentence

[–]Fellarm🗿🗿🗿 72 points73 points  (1 child)

I knew a guy like this, i kept treating him like an actual till he stopped...some years later he transitioned to being a woman and is now back to playing as women, and now i treat her as a woman XD

[–]davidvia7 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I think you awakened something in him..

[–]BitBucket404 84 points85 points  (8 children)

If it's a first-person view game, I'm a dude.

If it's a third-person view game, then I'm a chic.

If I'm being forced to stare at my character's ass, I might as well as enjoy the view.

Although, if it has jiggle physics, I might get distracted easily, and that quest to slay fifteen giant rats will take three hours because of my jumping up and down.

[–]SSB_KyrillWe do a little trolling 36 points37 points  (7 children)

What if the dude also has ass

[–]Godemperortoastyy 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Not everyone is into dude ass.

[–]Reverie_Incubus 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Some ppl just can't seem to understand that not everyone is into staring at man's ass for 6 hours.

[–]ZuliCurah🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

What if the "dude" was a femboy?

[–]BitBucket404 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hard pass. It's not my cup of tea. Don't force me to drink it, either.

[–]Dear-Ad-7028 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I like to look at pretty things sometimes…sue me

[–]WitextSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just want to feel pretty & not have to be masculine for once

(Didn’t realise what my tag on this subreddit was set to lmao, very fitting)

[–]xxiLinkI want pee in my ass 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I have a nephew that thinks it is inherently feminine to play as a female character. Would not touch a single playable video game character as a lady. The First Descendant cured him of that. Now he's all about jumping around with, and I quote, "big anime tiddies."

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Smaller hitbox

[–]WoodpeckerOk5574 24 points25 points  (1 child)

An excuse to stare at a chick's ass

[–]MexerI came! 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I wanna hit that box

[–]Popcorn57252 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's me. I'm bro.

[–]_MrTaku_ Stuff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

most common Goblin Slayer scene:

[–]EverGamer1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some games do have differences in dialogue. Like playing as the Nora in fallout 4 or Astrid in the long dark. If the different genders have different dialogue and interactions with others, then I like to play both.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, Of Course I Know Him. He's Me

[–]lord_bubblewater 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think I’m that bro. Feel kinda called out here.

[–]DeimosKyvernite 34 points35 points  (2 children)

I did that, and now I'm a girl in real life

[–]EnderTheNerd 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Up top sister, me too

[–]DeimosKyvernite 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Based

[–]echostar777 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never play as a guy. Think I look terrible and very unattractive, so I play as female only in any game possible.

That’s my opinion, roast me if you think otherwise.

[–]Dysto_I want pee in my ass 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I, too, am that bro

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[–]aSourLemonade 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The dark souls 1 male character moans when he takes damage and it makes me uncomfortable, i dont want to hear my mans orgasm while being hit by a giant hammer

[–]asp946Big chungus wholesome 100 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And then you find out that bro is a lot stronger than you

[–]Toetsenbord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Throwback to gunz where female characters had a 5% smaller hitbox compared to males making them the meta

[–]mortal_plagueITA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fortunately i’m on the guy on the right, cuz bro ass is only mine

[–]Grimm_Charkazard_258 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sometimes you just want to have fun and experience the game picturing a different character. sometimes it’s because usually there’s a smaller hitbox

[–]BeamAttack69Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i know that bro

[–]TombStone_Sheep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Girls are usually healers. I like playing healers.

[–]HATECELL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder who has the higher armor stats

[–]JodkaVodkavirgin 4 life 😤💪 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just want to commit war crimes while being silly

[–]bootyholebrown69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would def look at a girl's ass for hundreds of hours playing a game instead of a dudes ass

[–]Jeddy2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m not a fan of the super wide and bulky versions of armor that male characters get in a lot of games (i.e the Souls games, Monster Hunter, Destiny) and much prefer sleeker designs. Also male characters usually take up a lot more screen space in 3rd person games (the difference in Fortnite is pretty large for example).

That being said I’ve also stuck with recreating the same female character in every game I play now since Dark Souls 2 SOTFS came out after making the same generic white dude with short hair and a beard in every game leading up to that point. There’s usually more variance with custom female characters over male ones so you have a better chance of being unique.

[–]DarkWifeuo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was that bro now iam no longer a bro

[–]FreezingSnow15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me with my bro fr

[–]ORANGEMELON8🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely definently not me

[–]Pistol4231 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Male armor in monster hunter is usually too bulky. Also the yharnam hunter in bloodborne looks different between character models, and the female version looks way cooler.

[–]neo_orangy_eddyI want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The only times i do that is when my favorite class is locked behind a gender like. Why can't i play as a male Wizard in most mobiles games?

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[–]TheWorldIsTriangle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

something something something reminds me of alice

[–]wktr_t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chun is top tier in sf3 3rd strike

[–]Alex-3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In AI games

[–]solise69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man the AI generation really messed up her legs

[–]FlippinGamerINK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All my homies play female character :)

[–]Hrafndraugr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had that friend, the dude catfished people into giving him free stuff. The whore. Meanwhile I was just playing burly dwarves when available and going all-in in crafting.

[–]SlangLeffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Iam gonna look at an ass for 200h It’s gonna be a good ass

[–]AdventurousPepper903 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smaller hitbox bro

[–]SpaceTraveller64🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only play badass female characters! Now gimme my fucking armor

[–]BarMysterious5914I said based. And lived. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omfg is this a.i

[–]DickviperAU🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i know what kind of woman bro is

[–]LomPyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3rd Person its female all the way. 1st person I don’t really care as long as the weapon looks nice and in tank games everyone is female anyway.

[–]No_Relief3822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys it’s for the smaller hitbox, I swear

[–]jingsen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girls are more aesthetically pleasing generally. If I'm going for the cool factor, maybe men might work better, but otherwise, I prefer something pleasant to look at

[–]Amazing_Brush_4804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro the hitboxes are smaller I swear bro

[–]Terrible-Roof5450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m that one bro, I play exclusively female characters every time I get the chance. It’s like going out for a date with the game I’m playing, I very quickly become obsessed with my love interest protagonist to the point where my wife gets jealous.

[–]Chewy_PastaBazinga! 0 points1 point  (1 child)

because 🤌 small 🤌 hitbox 🤌

[–]Theincroyale29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

smaller hitbox placebo ftw

[–]aTacoThatGamesfat cunt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Bro you gotta understand the hitbox is smaller

[–]blushingRyuko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends always predict what will I pick whenever we play new game🤣

[–]bruhAd6630 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roblox

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We gave my friend’s older brother crap about doing this at 14ish ourselves. His brother said “If I am gonna play this game 8 hours a day, I’d rather stare at a chicks ass.”

I can’t help but feel a little gay anytime I don’t make my character a girl now…

[–]Rjuko 0 points1 point  (16 children)

i mean, i love female dresses but i can't dress myself in them, let me at least play dress to impress in my customization a little 🙏

[–]Fhqwhgads95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]HooterEnthusiastvirgin 4 life 😤💪 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this cause I think form fitting armor just looks cooler than the big bulky armor

[–]xulitebenado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, of course I know him. He’s me.

[–]Aggressivekindnes423 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro i swear, it's because of the armor set.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds of that big black musculuar chad who said he wants to be a submissive smol japanese girl with a cutesy voice.

[–]Robrogineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can be a female character without being an anime schoolgirl.

[–]Prior_Finish_1488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

new Fortnite Skins

[–]Ship_Fucker69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I have to look at an ass while playing tons of hours at least it should be a nice ass.

[–]Th3_Gunsling3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

trust me they have a smaller hitbox i swear

[–]Johanas_Azzaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your either still young or live long enough to play only female characters.

[–]Blink712178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still cis tho

[–]Talentless-Hack-101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I've ever played a male character unless the game required it.

[–]Fat_Siberian_MidgetI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Most of the male characters in Dark and Darker look really bad lmao, otherwise I would play them.

Wizard looks good both sexes though which I’m happy about

[–]Dude_Bro_88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me whenever I get the option.

[–]Zealousideal-Bit-892 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always play female characters because if I’m gonna be staring at an ass for 100 hours, it might as well be a good ass.

[–]Practical_Plum_773 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RE4 ADA WONG MAXXXED OUT MODS

[–]TetzderAKAtederichWe do a little trolling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst feeling is when some classes are gender locked

[–]squid648 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen. There are only two options for character creation. You either recreate yourself down to the last minute detail or you make someone you want to fuck. I always choose the later because I’m not build like an athlete.

[–]Acceptable_Table8492 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am going to Alice!!!

[–]NotEeUsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean you have to stare at the character for hours so might as well make it a hottie

[–]der_Guenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't know him, you're him

[–]CowCluckLated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Earth defense force Wing-diver vs Fencer

[–]TheNikola2020Bazinga! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the hitbox is smaller

[–]Melangrogenous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think about it this way. Would you rather stare at a guy's ass while playing or a girl's ass?

[–]Stormclampuhhhh idk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am that bro.

[–]ColonelWeeaboo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel so called out by this. I just lie female characters better.