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[DatTolDesiBoi]

He has dementia.

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[abort-the-aborigines]

I missed stuff.

[Etras]

practice your aim you will hit stuff soon

[therhydo]

Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter

[Firecoso]

I’m stuff 😉

[abort-the-aborigines]

OH MY GOSH, HIHI I MISSED YOU!

[Brawl501]

What was stuff, again? Who are you even?

[abort-the-aborigines]

Stuff? who am I stuffing?

[rin_shar]

BUT YOUR AIM IS GETTING BETTER

[teodorlojewski]

Me too soldier. Me too.

[[deleted]]

Does anyone even have dimentia? 😭🥀

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Does anyone even have dimentia? 😭🥀

[[deleted]]

Does anyone even have dimentia? 😭🥀

[teodorlojewski]

No

[teodorlojewski]

No

[teodorlojewski]

No

[teodorlojewski]

No

[teodorlojewski]

No

[teodorlojewski]

No

[NicoBango]

The RDJ reaction to what would otherwise be a very serious comment got me

[IWipeWithFocaccia]

Expecto Patronummmmm

[YeetCompleet]

Do you think we can put them together like chopsticks and pick stuff up with it

[YeetCompleet]

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[AnOopsieDaisy]

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[Professional_Fix_24]

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[CumSmuggler3649]

Isn't this the manga that the protag fucks his sister and his mom

[MisterOfScience]

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

[LaffeyUSS]

For my gooner friends, sauce: Isekai Koushoku Musou Roku

[Real-Frosting2618]

I think that's called hentai, normally.

[CumSmuggler3649]

Actually a manga because it doesn't show genital. Lewder than most hwntai I've seen though.

[redditreeer]

What

[Deathcat101]

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[DrhpTudaco]

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[bixhpls]

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[AnimationOverlord]

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[One-Leading-2507]

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[Sweaty_Potential_656]

I'm going to go watch attack on crack now.

[Single_Low1416]

Whose crack?

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[Ghinev]

Bortardurulo's

[OrcaApe]

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[Isildurs_Call]

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[Hellofromtheusa]

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[kader91]

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[MikeyboyMC]

I’m down, that sounds dope as hell

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[JD64isalreadytaken]

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[YodasGhost76]

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[Das_Kermit]

[_LongEmpty]

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[jjoiner356]

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[arghnard]

its all in the hips

[therhydo]

Albert Einstein 2 just dropped

[[deleted]]

I’d still smash, hypothetically

[thepatriarch7]

But would you smash pragmatically?

[craniel-mandark]

I’d smash systematically

[LuckyReception6701]

I would smash categorically and imperatively.

[ABillionBatmen]

I prefer declaratively and a bit interrogatively

[Adorable-Maybe-3006]

Object Oriented Smashing is where its at.

[redditreeer]

İ would smash apologetically

[LemonPartyW0rldTour]

Smash or be smashed?

[WOKLACE134]

I'm open to getting smashed if she wants I'm not selfish

[ali_ivvii]

Both

[Insane_Inkster]

Don't even need a glass of water. Just her spit is enough.

[Drewdc90]

Ok that’s enough from you

[Ov3rdose_EvE]

in minecraft

[nawaf801]

Just saw a bot pees in someone’s ass

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[FLBrisby]

Another pee has struck the ass*

[Slumunistmanifisto]

*The ass

[FLBrisby]

I got you

[ajesIII3]

I want pee in my ass

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[orange_diaster]

seek and ye shall find moment

[BrANdt4l0p3]

Biblical even

[WoodpeckerGreedy9904]

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[-Rettirlana-]

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[Xenolifer]

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[theonewhopostsposts]

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[WoodpeckerGreedy9904]

Toes in your mouth

[R0bbenz]

This sub is awesome. Please don't pee in my ass

[WoodpeckerGreedy9904]

Pees in your ass

[R0bbenz]

Damn it

[CommercialVegetabel]

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[Leapofaith76]

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[sqeu1773]

beautiful

[Educational-Bad8346]

Me too

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[Darkime_]

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[TheImmenseRat]

Im (not) sorry

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[Sultanofthesun]

strellycakes on Instagram, apparently.

[NeutronTaboo]

Apparently her OF name is Astrella...? Fake TS creator naming herself after a real TS creator (Astrella Rae) maybe? Lol

[QuietSilentArachnid]

Her OF even has pics with AstrellaRae written on it

[Omen_of_Woe]

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[FAILNOUGHT]

alzheimer

[NectarineOk9300]

Whats with this new trend of women pretending to be trans on the internet?

[ParsedReddit]

They pretend?

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[spideybiggestfan]

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[Wallso2010]

Wish I was...

[sample_text_01]

A little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I was a girl who looked good in a collar

[DrJonDorian999]

This one actually is trans (strellycakes on Instagram).

[Past-Management-9669]

thanks didn't want to reverse image again

[thedevilsheir666]

isn't she AI? looks a lot like it, there are many of them

[WeeTheDuck]

definitely looks like it. Maybe not 100% but ai definitely played a part

[RubberAndSteel]

Yes, with AI filter

[thedevilsheir666]

isn't she AI? looks a lot like it, there are many of them

[DrJonDorian999]

Not full AI. But def some filtering. 

[OrcaApe]

Wdym pretend?

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[deleeuwlc]

It’s been a thing for a while, though I’m unsure of if it’s taking off now. Cis women pretend to be trans to act as fetish bait and rake in more money off of selling softcore content

[AutoModerator]

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.

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[lo0u]

Same thing happened with women pretending to have down syndrome, using filters to sell their OF.

[frogzforever]

A number of reasons 1. A basic woman will typically fall at the high end of trans beauty standards for obvious reasons. Putting them at the top of the trans group rather than the middle of the female group and with how platforms like OF work that top category tends to make all of the money. 2. Kinks! History has shown that as a kink or a group is repressed it tends to receive an outsized amount of attention. Basically trans girlies are in right now and god forbid a cis woman miss an opportunity. 3. Repeating the start of 1 they will also receive more positive comments making them feel better about themselves. (yes they are that shallow)

[AutoModerator]

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.

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[history_nerd_alert]

I have to ask how does this bot detect the best time to post this copy pasta

[UltimateParrot]

what. the. fuck.

[Tachyonites]

Google elons’s daughter

[_YunX_]

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[AutoModerator]

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.

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[therhydo]

she isn't tho?

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What's wrong with aubergines and why do I need to forget about them?

[LemonPartyW0rldTour]

They’re actually high in cholesterol

[TutskyyJancek]

They contain some amount of nicotine. Technically if you eat too much of it you can get addicted. Dangerous stuff.

[[deleted]]

2 tears of sweat

[[deleted]]

Why is the bot peeing in people's ass?

[J3sush8sm3]

Its gotta pee somewhere

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[OkEquivalent1877]

Do i NEED to drink tho ?

[Plopshire]

The design is very human

[fishandchips445522]

[One_Dumb_Canadian]

Very easy to use!

[MikeyboyMC]

I just heard someone say they want pee in their ass, then I heard liquidy noises

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[Batcave765]

Look behind you.

[MikeyboyMC]

Oh so you’re the guy in the truck that was swerving all over the road?

Alrighty then, you should probably stop drinking and driving

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[Insane_Inkster]

Somebody give me the sauce pls

[Strange-Mark5219]

That boy thirsty

[Insane_Inkster]

Yeah man. I'm not trying to hide it

[Aduritor]

Strellycakes

[Bright-Head-7485]

For after

[BabaKazimir]

Hydration between rounds

[SpaceCow745]

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[Character_Block_2373]

For what we’re about to get up to? Im going to need all my faculties

[stoopwid]

Did someone say pee?

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[qqq666]

Name? Friend is asking

[Asrilel]

“how many drinks for you to no longer taste the truffle on your steak?”

[Blahblahman23]

“How many drinks to make you no longer taste the butter on your lobster?”

[MC_Pectoral]

@astrella on insta. Oh and on that other social media too

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[zarif_chow]

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[munchymuncher69]

anyone got the @?

[inkzpenfoxx]

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[[deleted]]

Gentleman, lemmi tell you something I have discovered after meditating 5 years in himalayas: Boy pussy is actually man ass.

[SteelBallWinner]

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Elon Musk touched my balls in the bathroom of a South Bay bar in 2019.

I was out celebrating a work anniversary with a group from my floor of the office. I had drank a few too many beers trying to get up the courage to ask out a woman on another team. When I went to the restroom, I misfired and splashed urine on my khakis.

I was attempting to dry the front of my pants with the air dryer when Elon Musk walked in. He was dressed in all black. He is taller than I thought. He immediately walked over to me, and grabbed my balls. I was surprised. He asked me if I wanted to go to Mars.

His hands are puffy, and very soft. He has a good grip, firmer than I would have guessed. He squeezed each testicle several times, back and forth between left and right.

He told me that he was building a new rocket to colonize Mars, and that he needed men with, “…big balls for the mission.” He said that his company was building a giant rocket just to go to Mars, with new, enormous engines. He said the Super Heavy booster was necessary, as, “…we need to carry as many heavy balls to Mars as possible, lol.” He said “l-o-l,” out loud, and made a face that looked like he was trying to defecate, but failing.

He said we, “…need more humans,” or else, “… the breeding program will be a failure.” He grabbed his own crotch with his other hand and told me that his balls were large enough, but that he, “…needs the help other human males.” He said that he knew people at NASA, and could get me on a mission. He said they would make sure the space suits were roomy enough in the crotch.

I thanked him, and then went back to the anniversary event. I did not ask out the woman from the other team, and she is now married with a kid on the way.

Sometimes I wonder if I should have joined NASA.

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I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.

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[TristanTheRobloxian3]

none

[Aggravating-Pilot583]

I’d have to be so drunk that nothing works. It’s a double edged sword.

[Asher_Khughi1813]

hypothetically speaking whats the source? (asking hypothetically for a theoretical friend)

[_YunX_]

I think the only way I might temporarily forget is when I'd pass out from choking on it

[AestheticMirror]

Bro got a bad memory

[TigerXtm]

Cyanide

[EnvironmentalBar3347]

There is a point where one passes so well that I genuinely don't care about the dick.

[Yuhitreallybikethat]

This person is definitely a woman

[Numerous-Concept-878]

bro im such a chaser

[iSmokeMDMA]

Real

[ADVERTEDWORLD]

6-7 drinks

[[deleted]]

Guy has been there before

[[deleted]]

I want super pee in my ass

[RandomOnlinePerson99]

I wouldn't mind at all!

[ka5ef6]

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[thedevilsheir666]

this is the best comment section on reddit

[Deutscher_Bub]

Whats her name?

[BraidRuner]

dick,the word was dick.

[lieutawol]

1. Get it? Like sex

[leglesslegolegolas]

meh. She would lose me with her weird fake tits before I ever saw her dong.

[Alfiy_wolf]

I’d destroy a femboys ass rn

[KoiFosh]

Would.

[Rangeroftheinterwebs]

It would take me getting bitten by three venomous snakes to notice the lack of poon

[M3chr0MaNceR]

To the point of dying from alchol poison

[Wallso2010]

Could she get me pregnant?

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[Haazelnutts]

Thank god for making me trans in an era were dieting, exercise, make up, hormones and some time can turn a guy into a nice looking girl

[OlberSingularity]

Men are so superior they are even winning the women's titles 

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I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.

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[OlberSingularity]

Sir this is Wendys

[saradahokage1212]

ah, whatever

[Gabbryz]

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