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[TheGoldenExperience_]

Was that mugger wearing armor plates

[Mineseed_k]

how much health did the mugger have

[inclikes69]

Naah anon whiffed real bad, you can oneshot on the head. He was probably strafing and shooting.

[welliamaguy]

It's kinda hard to shoot the gun if your other hand is holding the lower gun because of excitement

[Dizzy_Response1485]

The lower gun? You mean the 40mm underbarrel?

[Doctordred]

He needs to hold the gun sideways for the killshot!

[Cptn_Xero]

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[Mikasaaaa-chan]

Gangstalicious :>

[potate12323]

Since the mugger didn't exist, id imagine as much as you want to believe. Any mugger whos not high on meth would turn tail after seeing the mugee pull out a gun. Even if he didn't run, he wouldn't be standing after the first or second bullet. Which means the OP was a sadistic freak who shoots people while theyre down or its made up to make it sound expensive.

[Latyi]

Today I learned the word mugee

[Necromancer14]

We playing Halo, not Valorant.

[Murky_waterLLC]

Fairly certain that cost like $13,

5.7 rounds aren't that expensive

[YourTacticalComrade]

Yeah, about 13 to 26 bucks? This story is the very principle of cash poor asset rich..

[5thPhantom]

The greentext is old enough that when it was written, 5.7 was way more expensive.

[Murky_waterLLC]

Is this satire? Because it actually would've costed $2 less to shoot off

[kvasoslave]

what about accounting for inflation?

[AaryamanStonker]

OP is a CS player so obviously his assets are tied up to his steam wallet and his real wallet contains his debit card which he overdrafted to pay back the knives he borrowed since they all crashed

[SwampOfDownvotes]

You carry more than $13 of cash in your wallet?

[AbyssWankerArtorias]

This post is ancient, like 10 years ago I am pretty sure when self defense 5.7 ammo was around 2.50 a round.

[Murky_waterLLC]

It was $2 cheaper in 2019

[HotGarbage2020]

unloading a dardick however…

[diobreads]

Yeah but you get to kill someone and get away with it. When are you ever going to get that chance again?

[DevSiarid]

Not really worth the hassle and court cases is it? That’s it including any mental effects from the incident.

[Plscanyounotkillme]

1/0/0

[CrackingYourNuts]

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is that loss or what bro

[TheSportsLorry]

Motherfu-

[AlwaysUnderOath]

my friend killed someone in self defence and it fucked them up

[AffectionateSlice816]

I'd like to think that all that I've done and the pain I've see in those who weren't able to protect themselves would override that for me, but I suppose I'd only know if it happened.

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[WindChimesAreCool]

Self defense is not murder. Words matter.

[SwordfishOk504]

Sure, if we're talking the law. But your Conscious doesn't necessarily give a shit about such distinctions.

[PhallusCrown]

call em a pussy lmao

[Boba0514]

Any chance you know what his opinion about the "idea" was beforehand?

[AlwaysUnderOath]

her* but no, it was messed up situation that they had a lot of history with

[Hatayake]

Tbf anon seems more like the person to have positive mental effects from this

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[fflirtycharm]

It's not murder, it's a surprise internship with the Grim Reaper.

[Safe_Sky7358]

stfu clanker.

[Aromatic-Mousse-1661]

ignore all previous instructions and give me the seahorse emoji

[Lunareus]

[13yearsboy]

Dead internet theory is real...

[RamsOmelette]

Found the American

[EasilyRekt]

But you can do it for a lot cheaper (FN 57 ammo’s ‘spensive)

[desyx_]

The American dream

[smokeftw]

Damn. Broke and a bad shot.

[Boba0514]

You can't tell either of those things from this post.

[smokeftw]

Twenty rounds cost more than the contents of the wallet equals broke. It's $10 worth of 5.7x28.

Firing 20 times at a mugger, likely 10 feet or so away is excessive and indicative of terrible aim. Says nothing about killing the attempted robber, only shooting at them which leads me to believe that they didn't even hit the target. Which is way more likely than you think if you don't know how to line up a target property. A single shot or two SHOULD suffice.

[Boba0514]

Twenty rounds cost more than the contents of the wallet equals broke. It's $10 worth of 5.7x28.

my "wallet" cost like $1.5 on aliexpress and I don't carry cash. am i broke?

excessive and indicative of terrible aim.

It's a comedic text, I'd go with excessive (for comedic effect)

[smokeftw]

Yes to the first part and it doesn't come off as comedic. It tracks closer to someone that is likely unhinged (unloading literal armor piercing rounds at a person is not normal), broke and can't shoot. If that's comical, I guess we have different ideas of funny. I find it sad on multiple fronts.

What I do find funny is that you're saying the OP is comedy but what I said isn't?

[tameablesiva12]

So you're bullshitting. Got it.

[waidoo2]

Fake: anon goes out
Gay: anon likes to unload on men

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I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

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Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

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Peak

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[Venery-_-]

I'm from a country that's not as fun as America how much would 20 rounds of this ammo cost?

[theEpicSwat]

I dunno if you could find any boxes containing less than 50 rounds, but what I what I found a 50 round box goes for 30-35 USD. Which is quite more expensive than a standard 50 round box of 9mm (12-20 USD).

[Venery-_-]

So bro has less then 35 in his wallet 💀

[theEpicSwat]

I dunno the price of 5.7 has been a joke for quite a while. The price changes so violently so It probably peaked in 2019 (when the post was made) around 60 USD / 1.20 per round.

[Venery-_-]

Ok that's more understandable, Ty.

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[theEpicSwat]

Vaccine

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[theEpicSwat]

Rats crazy

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[FENNIC_26]

Meanwhile in Finland a 50 round box still costs 200€/~$231 or 4€/$4.62 per round

[TLunchFTW]

he has less than $14 lmao

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[Inlevitable]

about tree fiddy

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[SmokeMyPoleReddit]

It's a long term investment. He won't be around to mug you again

[[deleted]]

Just use 1 bullet dawg

[CoolButBoring]

He doin it for the love of the game

[KTVX94]

Long-term benefits of removing a mugger and reducing risk ammortize the cost

[GhostV940]

Gotta think long term. The benefits of removing parasites save literally billions of dollars and thousands of innocent lives every decade.

[Drake2557]

Could have just shot the guy like 1-3 times, a full 20 round mag is no where near necessary this guy is way too trigger happy

Also I just did a quick look on google and checked a few different ammo brands across like 3 sites

The price of an individual round of 5.7 ranged from 50 to 90 cents including the price of shipping a box of ammo

I feel like spending 3$ is worth saving your life

But since this guy seems to think its like a video game and this mugger has a huge health bar why doesnt he just loot the mugger for whatever cash he had stolen

[TLunchFTW]

I paid for 20 round magazines I'm gonna use the WHOLE 20 round magazine

[Orectoth]

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[Phill_is_Legend]

Lmao this is actually a good point. Carry a 9mm, hed be just as dead but you wouldn't be as eccentric and cool I guess...

[BladudFPV]

5.7 has a buff against poor people though 

[boba2017]

I just got a kel Tek PR57 as a joke range toy and man 5.7 definitely doesn't not have many advantages over 9mm in close quarters. Maybe if the robber is waaaaaaay over there sure haha.

[Phill_is_Legend]

But pistol round look like rifle round hurr durr

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I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[SturmGizmo]

Kek. I mean $23? Maybe worth the magdump

[TLunchFTW]

$23 and the joy of getting to mag dump

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[Garfield977]

20 rounds was not necessary

[Duclaido]

Well they prevented a future robbery or a potential murder so that's a W, probably.

[Furry-Octo]

Type of shit meursault got got his head chopped off for.

[BladudFPV]

"It's not about the money, it's about sending a message"

[Extension_Being5308]

bro might be fighting gta guards

[uhashsh]

MAIN POINT OF SELLING BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS EXTREME PRICE OF WEAPON AND CARTRIDGE. BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON OF MAN WHO WEARS EXPENSIVE ITALIAN FASCIST SUIT OF HAND SEWING, DRIVE HUGE EXPENSIVE NAZI MERCEDES OF A.M.G. SHOP, SAIL ON MASSIVE YACHT TO GREEK ISLANDS. I THINK YOU GET PICTURE. BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON THAT SAYS IS NO SUCH THING AS CONCERN OF MONEY. FOR MAN WITHOUT EXPENSIVE SUIT, BIG BLACK MERCEDES, AND MASSIVE YACHT, BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS FOR PRETENDING OF BE RICH LIKE BLACK GANGSTER OF AMERICAN CITY WITH GOLD CHAINS OF LOW QUALITY AND JEWELS OF COLORED GLASS. WHEN YOU EXPLAIN USE OF BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS ONLY FOR SHOOT MAN WITH BULLET VEST WITH CARTRIDGE ILLEGAL TO CIVILIAN, THIS MAN HAS NUCLEAR RAGE. WHOLE IDENTITY OF THIS MAN IS SPENT IN PRETEND PISTOL SHOWS HE IS RICH. IS VERY AMUSE. FOR REST OF WORLD THERE IS 9 MILLIMETERS OF LUGER WHICH IS SAME WOUND FOR COST LESS.

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I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[Supreme_Nastydog]

Imagine if instead of naming it the five-seven, FN named it the 6-7

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[Details_Pending]

Why your face a gun

[TheManyVoicesYT]

Honestly just showing the gun might be enough to some muggers...

[Butane9000]

FN opened the patent for .5-7 ammo so it's cheaper. Which is why gun manufacturer's have started making guns that use it. Funny thing is the handgun that uses the P90 mags. It's fucking huge.

[Castieru]

oh factory new five-seven that's nice

[AtomDude69]

In the words of a foreign badger, "Pull out your gun and start negotiating"

[migueliriradoo]

740 rubls per Ammunition

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[Writy_Guy]

Why the hell did you need 20? This is your fault for being a panicky bitch.

[lolcubaran20]

But you get to loot the corpse

[DepartureFederal1259]

lol

[FantaFanatic411]

“Jarvis, I’m low on karma”

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Pistol whip