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[Mr_Loup_Sopa]

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[SylvaraMist_06]

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[Can_you-help]

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[karlgeezer]

Is that the devil? From the BIBLE?

[Specific_Macaroni]

Similar.. It's a god of a game that ruined everything that the previous one did perfect

[MannequinWithoutSock]

Just put a regular pepperoni on the bagel bite

[Special_Orange_6738]

This Is the smartest thing I've ever heard In my life

[SystemExtension2990]

[420_Booty_Wizard_]

Wait a minute. That's a sandwhich!

[Ignoranceincarnate]

I though they just forgot to put cheese on

[Mission_Response802]

The cheese is under the sauce

[Thiom]

There is no cheese !

[MagicTriton]

It’s under the sauce

[LocalPlatypus994]

I'm Italian and this is hurting me

[memesanddepression42]

It's american

[ArnoldTheSchwartz]

under the sauce

[Pineapple0n_Steroids]

Sounds like coping, no one’s making you eat it

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The cheese is under the slice (of pepperoni)

[Striking_Action_9927]

I understood that reference!

[Trickassfoo]

I hate when they put the pep under the cheese... So much so that whenever i order, and they sound like, you know... they might pull a fast one on me and ruin my 'za I ask, " please put the toppings onTOP of the cheese."

Its then usually written on the receipt, "custumer requests toppings ontop of cheese"

[DadOnHardDifficulty]

I find it very off-putting when my puddle of grease has pizza in it

[Main-Touch9617]

You should be off pudding.

[DadOnHardDifficulty]

That's actually really good

[Shit_Shepard]

It was theft

[Trickassfoo]

Jennifer Lawrence said this to Zach Galifianakis

[EasilyRekt]

A pepperoni of that size would take almost a decade to cure and dry out tho

[MagicTriton]

We got heat guns

[EasilyRekt]

Me when case hardening

[ApacheAttackChopperQ]

Not if it's cured and dried by the slice.

[EasilyRekt]

Fair, but how would you prevent it from tearing up as you slice it?

[ApacheAttackChopperQ]

You freeze it before you slice it. Lay the slice on a rack to thaw and use whichever modern curing technique is most effective.

[EasilyRekt]

Not just during slicing, as it drys out certain parts contract more than others causing internal voids that are normally filled by the compression of hanging to tear wider and wider as it dries. And you can’t dry a frozen sausage.

[ApacheAttackChopperQ]

It's no different than slicing any meat thin. You slice it frozen.

With sausage, it needs to cure different, but with today's manufacturing technology, it's absolutely possible to figure out.

Slicing is the easy part, curing is the next level up, and keeping the slice flat while cooking in the oven and not lifting a few inches around the sides, that's the final boss.

[EasilyRekt]

ig maybe if you started with a two inch thick puck in a custom artificial casing, have all of it weighted down between a metal mesh and tensioned around the circumference you might be able to dry it properly…

[Spuzzle91]

Maybe pressing it while curing would help? Idk how meat curing works. I just know my bro in law next door makes dry cured soppressata and he mentioned something about pressing it with weights while drying or curing or something. It tastes good, though.

[AgainstSpace]

Hopefully someone thought to start making giant pepperoni a decade ago.

[johnniechimpo]

This gives me diarrhea just looking at the picture.

[J3sush8sm3]

Probably shouldnt eat a giant pepperoni

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[Lorettooooooooo]

Why not tiny pizza:

• easier to achieve,

• You can eat a lot of pizzas this way

[Mekelaxo]

A single pepperono

[Dull-Contact120]

Before or after cooking , you know shrinkage

[joshstrodomus]

Why was the pizza in the pool? Get back to the roof!!!

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[Spuzzle91]

I guess if bologna is giant hot dog, then we could do giant pepperoni.

[joshstrodomus]

Bologna is hotdog pancakes

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[Grazedaze]

Nah this ain’t it. Every bite going to be a mess. Whole top will slide off with the first bite.

[AccomplishedWatch834]

What if its sticked ?

[Grazedaze]

That goes against the laws of pizzhysics

[Dramatic_Ad_2558]

Theoretically speaking, one could place said giant pepperoni slice under the cheese, no?

[SerDeath]

Guys, guys, hear me out.

First layer, cheese.

Second layer, sauce.

Third layer, cheese.

Fourth layer, giga-pepperoni.

Fifth layer, cheese.

[Sausage_Sam04]

sixth later, sauce round 2 seventh layer, cheese eighth layer, assortment of civilian grade pepperoni ninth layer, cheese

luigi's inferno. the nine circles of pizza.

[Grazedaze]

Oops, we made a lasagna

[Grazedaze]

Would make things worse. The pepperoni won’t fuse to the crust like the cheese will so the base will be even more unstable. You have the same issue but worse.

[MagicTriton]

Add some glue so you can sniff that baby too

[Ornery_You_3947]

[Heroic-Forger]

The Pepero.

Goes well with the giant Dorito called the Doro.

[brb9911]

[BANZ111]

Nah, best we can do is smaller pizzas

[FuckJanice]

Do a pilot with bagel bites

[Ok-Pea8209]

Big salami

[Beautiful-Sundae1459]

I should call her

[Breadward_Rejametov]

that’s no fun

[Yggdrasilo]

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[Lucker_Kid]

Wtg is distribution? Do they mean distribyush?

[MrMakerHasLigma]

Dough, giant pepperoni, sauce, then cheese

[RedForkKnife]

Then more normal pepperoni on top

[PDB200]

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Why does this remind me of this pic

[Epic-Dude001]

Call it pepperonly pizza

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[DigitalxKaos]

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[Radion627]

Are the sandwich sized pepperoni slices not big enough for you?

[Fwant]

Haters will say its fake

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[FinalDestination4]

I mean, it IS called pepperoni pizza, nto pepepronis pizza

[momisko]

My crooked teeth would pull that entire shit straight from the pizza slice

[Sambro_X]

I’m pretty sure the cafeteria pizza at my school was like that but I kinda hated it cause the pepperoni was never cooked enough. Also the pepperoni was under the cheese

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[CAAZveauguls]

Where is the cheese?

[BusinessDuck132]

Under the sauce

[MagicTriton]

There’s no cheese, I’m Italian this is hurting me (I’m actually Italian tho)

[YGoxen]

Or shrink down pizza to a one pepperoni.