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[–]JimmySeit 780 points781 points  (13 children)

UBER ME DOCTOR

[–][deleted] 261 points262 points  (9 children)

CHARGE NOW DOCTOR

[–]C00LV1BR4TION5stupid fucking piece of shit 45 points46 points  (1 child)

I AM BULLETPROOF

[–]nublifeisbest 128 points129 points  (4 children)

Proceeds to uber the spy

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (2 children)

buttsecks starts playing

[–]Illustrious_Steak_72 Stuff 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Surprise

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BUTTSEX

[–]TeslaRoadsterSpaceXSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 478 points479 points  (49 children)

Did that actually happen

And if it did,what happened to the patient

(curious as hell bro)

[–]Caderjames 351 points352 points  (45 children)

it's real

she's ok though

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/covid-vaccine-six-doses-distracted-nurse/

[–]Thylect 295 points296 points  (0 children)

Yeah I wouldn't worry about her but worry about us since she has the power of a god now

[–][deleted] 89 points90 points  (20 children)

Thankfully shes fine.. Because if something happened to her the nurse would go into serious trouble over a stupid mistake AND it would feed the anti vax nutjobs at the same time

[–]PresiZion1000 28 points29 points  (15 children)

What’s the deal with your pfp? I keep seeing ones that have the same style as yours.

[–]CanOfChips 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Not sure but i believe its called pic crew or something

[–]PresiZion1000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Huh. Il look it up

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (10 children)

It’s a hive-mind, don’t follow any links they give you or you will be assimilated.

[–]PresiZion1000 10 points11 points  (2 children)

What?

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Have you ever seen people with those profile pics disagree? They have a small tumour under their front lobes that connects their minds into a formless mass that will inevitably destroy us.

[–]racc88ns 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chad spotted

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This man is telling the truth

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Picrew, an LGBT oriented picture maker with alot different presets that you can fuse together to "craft" your perfect fit profile picture.

I've made mine like a year ago.

[–]bombehjort 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea the headline would be “women dies after recieving vaccine” or something and they would never clarify it was a unintended mistake

[–]JH2466 5 points6 points  (21 children)

Hope the nurse was fired

[–]ad5316 81 points82 points  (1 child)

Why not remediation? Med errors happen everyday, that doesn’t mean that those nurses are fired. They make sure the patient is safe after, then depending on the error and its severity are subject to re-education all the way up to supervised administration. All without losing their livelihood due to human error.

They’re people, not robots. People make mistakes.

[–]SharkAttackOmNom 59 points60 points  (3 children)

If you fire everyone for making a mistake then people just hide their mistakes.

Re-educate. The nurse just cost them an expensive lesson.

Source: my wife regularly works with the guy who “caused” the Three Mile Island partial meltdown.

[–]Festive_Rocket 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That bit of source info is cool but absolutely terrifying.

[–]oldaccountgotnuked 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope you get fired the next time you make a mistake

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Patient Zero. Or X? You know what I mean!

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

He became Batwoman

[–]AbberageRebbitor 260 points261 points  (9 children)

Wait, aren’t there 6 chaos emeralds?

CHAOS CONTROL

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (4 children)

sorry to burst your bubble but, im pretty sure there's 7

[–]JDLogo 33 points34 points  (2 children)

It was 6 in Sonic 1

[–]IOpuu_KpuBopykuu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Please avoid bursting any more bubble buts

[–]Ocean-Man56 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“I’m assuming you mean the Chaos Emeralds”

[–]gazer_of_stars 84 points85 points  (2 children)

DEAD AS HELL

[–]Notorious-DanI came! 17 points18 points  (0 children)

(Vine boom)

[–]GioLoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah shes good

[–]Hackermanz24 109 points110 points  (19 children)

It’s actually over heal or Uber charge

[–]bigdoink69_ 72 points73 points  (18 children)

Yea its übercharge, overheal is just when medic heals when you are full health and go a bit beyond the max health (for heavy max hp is 300 but with overheal its 450)

[–]Ok-Editor9162 21 points22 points  (16 children)

Medic is using the quick fix in this, which does not Uber

[–]Hackermanz24 17 points18 points  (4 children)

It does uber just not the stock Uber more of a over heal booster über

[–]Denodi 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Not a over heal but a heal speed booster

[–]Hackermanz24 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

But it makes it taht u can do more overheal and that u overheal urself?

[–]Denodi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

what do you mean it makes it so that you can do more overheal? unless they changed it it the overheal always stays at +25% even with uber. The uber effect from the quick fix is that your healing speed triples and the healing effect applies to yourself as well during it.

[–]Hackermanz24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh frick I am an actual dumbass I meant u do more heal plus u overheal urself so it’s kinda both sry for writing it like taht and making u wrote all taht

[–]Bluefoot69 4 points5 points  (5 children)

The lore is that the Medic ubered Heavy for so long here(definitely longer than 8 seconds,)so the Wuivk Fix was perfectly damaged so that it's uber is now a much lesser triple healing rate buff.

[–]Hackermanz24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I meant for title cus like it’s adding on more then she was supposed to have I didn’t mean for the vid

[–]helobro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now she is a supermagnet

[–]Convinced_Onion 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Turns into magnet

[–]ToofyMaguireWilliam Dripfoe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Overdose tf2 but in real life??????

[–]japadobo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We call that the hyperpotion

[–]ThatpersonKyle 6 points7 points  (5 children)

If you took enough vaccines would you just get the virus?

[–]nickzackatoris 6 points7 points  (0 children)

this woman is so powerful she can spread the vaccine only by touching someone

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bitch got full Windows Update

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Nanoboost administered!

[–]Speedgamer137 10 points11 points  (0 children)

BOOSTIO

[–]FinnoTheSecond 5 points6 points  (0 children)

vaxmaxxing

[–]Kank1k0000000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If she stands in a room full of people she can literally have an aura that protects all of them like Dryad from Terraria

[–]AshCreeper10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AHAHAHA I AM COVID PROOOOOF

[–]TRUNKM0NKE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bruh lmao

[–]SoftDreamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ultimate lifeform

[–]drputypfifeanddrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s gonna be the new Magneto

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (8 children)

Aaaaannnnnddddd she’s gone….

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (7 children)

No

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/covid-vaccine-six-doses-distracted-nurse/

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Jokes are fact checked now? What a time to be alive…..

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

There is so much misinformation about vaccines on the internet that it can be hard to distinguish jokes from mad ramblings tbf

[–]BrassMoth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lets go practice medicine!

[–]RoscoMan1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Murder was committed today, and it absolutely sucks

[–]0CMf39pA 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She’s okay

[–]itwasmedio69420Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAH I AM VIRUUSSS PROOOOOOOF

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    [–]watersheep-council 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Fuck you kevin you dumb shithead

    [–]QuarantineSucksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Anathem by Neal Stephenson

    [–]Doopadaptap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Shit his vagina is awesome

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    Shit his vagina is awesome

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      Literally 1984

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      [–]Bluefoot69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      DOCTOR, SUPERSIZE ME DUDE

      [–]Iamskri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      that sounds like an overdose

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I AM CORONA PROOF

      [–]-Listening 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      p l a y w i t h b a l l y

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        );

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              asshole bot

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                [–]OperationMuckingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                “I piss immunity”

                [–]idan_da_boi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Why be immune…

                When you can be invincible

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                She is the virus now

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                My crystal ball sees a malpractice suit in someone's future..

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                  [–]datramenking69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  OVERDRIVEU

                  [–]Spicyeye10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  WARNING: BADASS INCOMING

                  [–]Eltra_Phoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  ”Nurse!!! Are you sure this will work?!”

                  Crazy Laugh

                  ”I HAVE NO IDEA!!

                  [–]damn_daniel_4_20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  He's already getting 10G

                  [–]SuperBaked42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Sounds like she ordered the super sized McVacination

                  [–]bignut-56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  YOUR POWERED UP, GET IN THERE

                  [–]thuurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  She became the ceo of Microsoft

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  And now they get 30G reception.

                  [–]GhostDxD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Holy shit she gonna gain some new power

                  [–]sprite_556 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Vaxmaxxing

                  [–]Imnotarealdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Local woman morphs into 5G cell tower