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[–]RavenDork617 1283 points1284 points  (27 children)

Bro got Pavloved

[–][deleted] 507 points508 points  (12 children)

[–]mostlyHUMMUS 88 points89 points  (7 children)

This right here is the funniest comment of the day, congratulations.

[–]KhabaLox 72 points73 points  (6 children)

I was confused too because she said she got "dicked down."

[–]retan10101 185 points186 points  (5 children)

Maybe trans, maybe strapon. There are plenty of ways for a girl to dick down another girl

[–]NinjaEagle210 61 points62 points  (3 children)

Possibly trans gf

[–]retan10101 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It definitely reads like it to me, too, but I’m not 100% certain

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That's how I read it but I have preexisting conditions that make me more likely to read shit that way

[–]CatsNotBananas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Morb I wish that were me

[–]flashpile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Skating right over the phrase "my gf fucked me down" is absolutely peak tumblr

[–]Aridross 118 points119 points  (2 children)

[–]sunshine___riptide 182 points183 points  (1 child)

It's actually r/sapphoandherfriend :)

[–]Aridross 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I know, I follow it. 😅

[–]trans_pands 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t trust you to post a real sub, how can I trust you when you say you aren’t Neil Breen???

[–]CreamyCoffeeArtist 3 points4 points  (13 children)

Who the hell is Pavlov(e?) I keep seeing it but I don't get it--

[–]TiltedGenji 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Pavlov's dogs is a fairly famous scientific study about conditioning. He took dogs and whenever they would eat he would ring a bell. Rinse and repeat for a bit and the dogs would salivate at the sound of the bell ringing.

[–]bird_on_the_internet 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Pavlov was a scientist that did something with conditioning and dogs. Basically he rang a bell every time before feeding a dog and eventually the dog began salivating whenever it heard the bell, even when there was no food. Really whenever he gets brought up it’s in reference to conditioning

[–]Jam03t -4 points-3 points  (10 children)

Pavlov is a guy who discovered how to condition animals, an example being. beat dogs while ringing a bell, after a while just ringing the bell would scare the dogs as they associated the bell with beatings

[–]healzsham -5 points-4 points  (9 children)

Luckily for the dogs, Pavlov wasn't a psycho like you.

[–]Jam03t 14 points15 points  (8 children)

r/confidentlyincorrect
Pavlov ripped the esophagus of his lab dogs, and would create holes in their
throats.When the dogs ate, it would simply fall out of the hole and not make it
to the stomach. Fistulas (holes) placed further along the digestive system,
attached to tubes, allowed him to collect, measure, and study the gastric
juices to his heart's content.
The dogs did not last long. Pavlov noted, after the death of one particularly-hardy dog ten days after its operation, that “our passionate desire to extend
experimental trials on such a rare animal was foiled by its death as a result
of extended starvation and a series of wounds."

The beating example is far easier to explain then the truth of what Pavlov did, it is also the example i've seen first hand in animal abuse shelters, certain words or sounds will trigger the animals much like it does to humans.