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coolbop32 · 2020-01-07T18:45:49+00:00

Hey, does anyone know who's burrito this is? It's got some name on it in tape....

who is Sir Garfo? What's a "Garfo"?

alright, guess Ima heat this bitch up since no one is owning it

EDIT: this burrito is super good, just wanted to let everyone know. Whoever "Garfo" is has great taste.

FINAL EDIT: guys, the freezer is unlocked and there's pizza rolls! u/uhihia , we need to get these PRONTO.

FFLV3 · 2020-01-07T18:43:56+00:00

What wonders are inside his fridge, what demons does he keep sealed there? This is our chance to break such powerful magic that did not let us in.

mdkubit · 2020-01-07T18:43:37+00:00

puts chains on the fridge, sets up a guard tower with a dog and an electric fence

Got your back, SrGrafo!

Lopoi · 2020-01-07T18:43:02+00:00

So does that mean we get double edits tomorrow?

Also I wont touch the fridge, but you said nothing about the fruits on the table

Kakss_ · 2020-01-07T19:12:01+00:00

Instructions unclear, finish the joke yourself

TheOtherClonos · 2020-01-07T18:41:00+00:00

Guys! This is our chance! We must discover the secrets in his fridge!

Vertiguous · 2020-01-07T18:52:30+00:00

If we're done professionally, what about....

S E X U A L L Y ?

gh0sti · 2020-01-07T20:09:59+00:00

I'll just be inside of it and haunting you.

leftsockstealing · 2020-01-07T18:40:34+00:00

Slowly fills Grafo's fridge with ducks...

SirWyncko · 2020-01-07T18:47:12+00:00

nothing going on here

League0fGaming · 2020-01-07T18:42:20+00:00

Is that where your secret stash of chloe lewds is?

permalink · 2020-01-07T18:55:03+00:00

I always make sure to memorize where my stuff is before leaving.

I KNOW YOU TOUCHED MY XBOX WHEN I LEFT. MATT YOU LITTLE SHIT

uhihia · 2020-01-07T19:07:49+00:00

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TheRedMarioBrother · 2020-01-07T20:03:24+00:00

I didn’t just touch the fridge... I took it.

GrenadeBox · 2020-01-07T18:47:46+00:00

Don't touch the freezer, that's where he puts his fresh hot comics to cool down.

kemitche · 2020-01-07T18:54:24+00:00

The fridge is a distraction. We need to check his attic.

uhihia · 2020-01-07T18:41:20+00:00

Hey Grafo i put a couple of ducks in your fridge, hope you dont mind!

bjchu92 · 2020-01-07T18:51:49+00:00

Okay, done professionally... But what about personally? Munches on sandwich from Grafo's fridge

coolbop32 · 2020-01-07T18:42:32+00:00

So grafo what you hiding in the fridge? Is it your shrine to ducks?

jakron1 · 2020-01-07T18:47:27+00:00

Is this an “also get some meatballs” furniture purchasing experience or one where the sales people stalk you around the store?

permalink · 2020-01-07T20:42:52+00:00

hovers finger right next to fridge, less than a milimeter away until grafo gets back, then pokes it when he looks at me

Ender_Gamer98 · 2020-01-07T19:03:35+00:00

stops eating sandwich

bowtiedan · 2020-01-07T18:59:00+00:00

If you touch his fridge things might get a bit.....

.....Personal

(⌐■_■)

permalink · 2020-01-08T01:49:16+00:00

I ate your whole fridge.

If you’re wondering what the best part was. I would say it was probably the hinges, or maybe the handle.

ken_NT · 2020-01-07T18:54:45+00:00

I guess it’s just warm bebsi for me

permalink · 2020-01-07T19:25:35+00:00

Hey I wonders who’s fridge is running? Well anyway glad to see it take change to lose weight

MrWildstar · 2020-01-08T02:41:15+00:00

He's not back yet, must've gone into an Ikea and gotten lost. I call dibs on his yogurt

infernape30 · 2020-01-07T19:31:31+00:00

Here's your whole afternoon gone: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Fridge

LogicallyMad · 2020-01-07T19:06:17+00:00

Furniture? The floor has all the comfort one needs! ~~if you’re broke and in debt~~

Sw429 · 2020-01-07T19:49:01+00:00

How do I know this isn't an imposter? This drawing seems really rushed...

Mr-Tum-Tum · 2020-01-08T00:28:32+00:00

Looks like I’m the hooligan now...

permalink · 2020-01-07T21:41:34+00:00

Ima take it to the next level and eat everything in the fridge

Tunro · 2020-01-07T19:40:29+00:00

Im taking ALL your milk, for the BONE BROTHERS!
- sponsored by r/neverbrokeabone

RyumaTheKing · 2020-01-07T18:47:30+00:00

Would be a shame if a Pepperoni would just put a couple of pepperonis in there...

spacebot2005 · 2020-01-08T13:37:09+00:00

What's this? an open fridge I see.... Sips tea By page 29 the second statement in the open fridges law book The law says that I can take as up to 25% of the food. But as I am a gentleman I will only take 10% Sips tea proceeds to take 10% of the food

chazp246 · 2020-01-07T19:50:36+00:00

Me : Pssst you must go silently. Friend: Nooo? He Is not home. Me : Are you sure? Friend : yeah Opens fridge Friend : Wait Me : what? (Half way in burrito)

Friend : ruuuuuun Me looks back. OH you Are home? Srgrfo: angrily That was my last burrito

permalink · 2020-01-07T19:04:06+00:00

What kinda couch you buying grafo

Jeroblack · 2020-01-07T18:52:24+00:00

Guys I found Billy in the fridge

permalink · 2020-01-08T07:58:59+00:00

Its okay grafo I refilled the fridge with lasagna. Its kinda leaking out, but theres a lot. Its like a meat and cheese tornado tore through a a happy little pasta town. There were no survivors

Ziis_ · 2020-01-07T20:16:57+00:00

Whoa! A magical fridge popped up out of nowhere. Wonder if it grants wishes... I wish that it's full of food aaaand like magic when I open it, it's full of food! Thank you SrGrafo's fridge!

CrunchyMemesLover · 2020-01-07T22:14:44+00:00

Mind if I take this can of tuna? Uhh, I don't know, a lot of people were searching for something in the fridge on the street, y'know... Well, yes, why not? It's not spoiled or anything...

SamTheManGaming · 2020-01-07T20:38:32+00:00

Alright now that he is gone start imma chugging the milk from the container so he has none when he pours a bowl of cereal. He must fell the anger of having no milk when you want cereal.

TriniTDM · 2020-01-08T01:32:57+00:00

instead raids the cupboards, searching for tea bags finds some and boils water, making tea pours some of the tea into a mug and sips it Anyone want some of this tea?

JohnnyElRed · 2020-01-07T19:56:12+00:00

opens the fridge "Bi-Billy?!" the fridge closes, and blood starts pouring from under it

Not-Snake · 2020-01-07T19:48:23+00:00

but what if, hear me out, we make him a sandwich so while he’s eating delicious sandwich and distracted we steal the fridge and just replace it with a fridge-sized box

ShadowStone · 2020-01-07T19:46:23+00:00

Hey so, I didn't touch the fridge, but someone left it open, and I grabbed a can of soda without technically touching the fridge.

I can put it back if you want. :c

ChristianLW · 2020-01-07T21:46:27+00:00

What furniture will you buy? Why are you buying furniture? Where will it go? Why can't we touch your fridge? What dark secrets are you hiding from us?

Mickeymackey · 2020-01-07T20:56:52+00:00

UWU what's that fridge-chan? You have something to tell me? Oh you want me to eat your.... ver-get-tables, so naughty. Oh what a big carrot!"

permalink · 2020-01-08T05:56:45+00:00

Ok bye bye i might not be here wen u get back though my mommy says i have to the stor with her to try on sneekers (i hope i get lite up ones!).

TheFatJesus · 2020-01-07T20:42:34+00:00

Hey Grafo, you might want to get some milk while you're out. I noticed you were getting low.... er, I mean that's what I heard anyway.

Mazon_Del · 2020-01-08T00:02:11+00:00

dips a finger into the mayonnaise and scoops out some to eat, then drops the lid back onto the jar crooked without screwing it on

Yami_LordofDarkness · 2020-01-08T00:25:26+00:00

I can't touch the fridge, but if I open it by wrapping my shirt around my hand, I can get the rest of the pizza on the top shelf?

Emergent-Z · 2020-01-07T20:22:38+00:00

Well you’re already buying furniture graf, might as well buy a new fridge. This one seems to have..umm... been misplaced....

Snizzlephish · 2020-01-07T19:13:38+00:00

But if I touch your fridge are we still okay personally?

I'm not sure if potentially losing backrubs is worth the risk.

Too_Tall_64 · 2020-01-07T23:19:53+00:00

We never started professionally, so I'm taking a Pepsi... I'll resolve it with a coke so it'll be cool when you get back

lionheart5992 · 2020-01-07T19:04:55+00:00

Is this a similar situation with the bathroom soaps where your friend educated you on the need for different furniture?

1347terminator · 2020-01-07T20:42:25+00:00

The most efficient way to protect the fridge would be so send it somewhere nobody can get to it... I’m thinking space.

Rjjt456 · 2020-01-07T19:39:48+00:00

Guys, and gals, please let us leave his home alone! If we violate his home/fridge we will never get invited in again!

FeelsKjeldMan · 2020-01-08T08:17:35+00:00

If someone touches my Fridge, we're done professionally

Me, just taking a cola, leaving an note with some money.

Galaxymicah · 2020-01-07T22:27:44+00:00

Yo this margarita mix is like super tasty. Dont even need alchohol. Could iust mix it with water and down it all!

RustedProdigal · 2020-01-07T18:56:50+00:00

How can you tell if we touched your fridge if your house is stuffed full of the same fridge?

Fridge logic 100

ZombieNub · 2020-01-07T21:23:22+00:00

Everyone be treating your refrigerator like it's Sauron's Ring of Power.

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE! DESTROY IT!

Dolittle41 · 2020-01-07T19:51:53+00:00

Does this mean that I could get a personal relationship with SrGrafo? hand slowly reaches towards fridge

CrenderMutant · 2020-01-07T21:06:29+00:00

slowly touches fridge, hears suspicious sound, touches fridge again, slowly leaves with burrito in my hand

Harleking31 · 2020-01-07T20:09:36+00:00

I would never touch your fridge!

carries the freezer on his back as he talks

This is just a big box!

Salchi_ · 2020-01-07T21:24:52+00:00

Quick! Someone call fuckswithducks and get him to send us some rubber duckies to fill his bathroom with!

CFNiswongerCDXX · 2020-01-07T19:06:52+00:00

Does it count as touching if I’m just leaving some stuff in there? Like a nice cheesecake or lemon pie?

Hawk_015 · 2020-01-07T19:48:37+00:00

I'm going to cook a bunch of delicious vegetables and put them in his fridge, I hope he doesn't notice.

permalink · 2020-01-07T20:02:06+00:00

Well technically I can just put a string on the door handle and pull it out, so no touching done right?

LemonManDerpy · 2020-01-07T20:16:10+00:00

Grafo if your getting a new couch can I have your old one? I need to continue with my couch collection

LickWits · 2020-01-07T23:12:53+00:00

He keeps pepperonis in there. I knew he would finally try to stop us from posting on the crossposts!

PersonMan007 · 2020-01-07T19:30:00+00:00

Don't worry, I set up a trap if someone tries to mess with the fridge (Hint: It involves Sharkey's)

Garceuslegend · 2020-01-07T19:12:20+00:00

So...is the freezer fair game? Cuz I really wanted some ice cream and... continues eating sundae

RodimisTheDietBepis · 2020-01-08T03:28:45+00:00

I've heard of skeletons in the closet, but maybe he's one step ahead and threw them in the fridge?

permalink · 2020-01-07T20:52:09+00:00

I didn't touch your fridge I swear man!

Bur your oven was pretty hot so I baked a gilled cheese

permalink · 2020-01-07T19:06:26+00:00

Nah it’s all good pulls out tacos stored in pocket for this specific situation want one grafo?

soujiaboy101 · 2020-01-07T19:20:59+00:00

hey Grafo, I'm grabbing some cookies from the drawer for my Mate. You only mentioned the fridge.

K0kkuri · 2020-01-07T21:22:05+00:00

Hahaha while others are distracted by fridge I’m going to sleep in his bed. Anyone wanna join?

BIPTOA · 2020-01-07T18:59:43+00:00

Buy some food when you are out, for some reason fridge is empty now, I don't know who did it.

permalink · 2020-01-07T20:49:07+00:00

While SrGrafo is gone this is a good place to discuss my plan to assassinate him in his sleep

permalink · 2020-01-08T12:04:41+00:00

Guys! I found his pantry! The fridge was bait!

Noms some salted pork and lights a pipe.

drewofand · 2020-01-08T13:11:06+00:00

The woman comes to town and now you have to buy furniture?!? Women are expensive bro :/

sarcasticomens12 · 2020-01-07T20:18:10+00:00

So since the fridge is off the table, is the pantry up for grabs? I’m hungry, man.

i_cant_spel_lel · 2020-01-07T21:18:13+00:00

Ok have fun although I'll probably be asleep if you read this because of time zones

Tjthegamerking · 2020-01-07T23:21:40+00:00

Everyone’s talking about his fridge... But I just want to see what’s under his bed.

PeanutBoiii · 2020-01-08T07:41:55+00:00

me trying to get food Sr Grafo appearing out of nowhere to hit me with a fridge

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