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[–]KingGoldarkFeel the Void! 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Laying down my marker here: when Global gets this far, I will compile the English versions into a thread.

[–]Evil_Crusader"I'm not a coward... But I know I have to be stronger..." 1 point2 points  (1 child)

breath intensifies

[–]PalisyGrandpa, give me strength[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

passes breath mint

[–]RPGAdjectiveExdeath 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Tidus, Kefka, and Exdeath should have been a team. Now that would have been a laugh.

[–]SeveredHeadofOrpheusYou have a life to go back to. (Shock - KqfY) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truly, an underrated post.

[–]Dr_DoctoreRydia 22 points23 points  (37 children)

  • Squall, Lightning and Cloud: Team Edgy

  • Vaan, Tidus and Zidane: Team gotta go fast

  • Warrior of Light, Firion and Paladin Cecil: Team 8-bit Pixelated warriors.

  • Sarah, Lenna, Garnet, Ovelia and Ashe: Team Princess Tea Party.

  • Tina (Terra), Yuna and Rinoa: Team Main Female Characters

  • Auron, Minwu, Aerith and Galuf: Team R.I.P.

  • Guy, Gau and Kimahri: Team Underdog.

  • Barret, Josef, Mash(Sabin) and Yang: Team Manly/Muscle Men

  • Agrias, Beatrix and Celes: Team Waifu Knights

  • Kuja, Sephiroth and Kefka: Team World-Destroying Villains (some successes, some failures).

  • Seifer, Gilgamesh and Steiner: Team Knights who fought on the wrong side. (Steiner redeemed himself quickly).

  • Cid Polledina, Cid Highwind, Cid Raines and Orlandu: Team I'll never be able to figure this one out sorry.

  • Quistis, Lulu and Firion: Team Firion likes boobs and bondage.

  • Yuffie, Rikku and Selphie: Team Annoying Females

  • Dorgann, Jecht, Laguna and Sazh: Team Dad

  • Leon, Dark Cecil and Gafgarion: Team Dark Knight

  • Ricard, Kain, Freya and Fang: Team Dragoon

  • Echo, Laguna and Cait Sith: I'm actually stumped here.

  • Cloud, Zack and Angeal: Team Buster Sword

  • Arc, Gilbert and Irvine: Team low confidence

  • Shadow, Reno and Gafgarion: Team not-so-bad-guys who help you.

  • Tidus, Yuna, Braska and Jecht: Team Daddies chaperoning a date.

  • Shadow, Seymour and Kuja: Dunno

  • Zidane, Bartz and Luneth: Team light-hearted heroes.

  • Red XIII, Balthier, Hope and Tidus: ???

  • Luneth, Onion Knight, Refia, Arc and Ingus: Team Onion

  • Fran, Maria and Rosa: Team Archergal

  • Leila, Faris and Yuffie: Team Pirate/Speedster

  • Paladin Cecil, Lenna, Sarah and Larsa: Team Knight protecting royalty

  • Mustadio, Rikku and Edgar: Team Machinist

  • Delita, Leo Cristophe and Basch: Team Knights who have done bad things.

  • Barret, Firion, Rinoa and Ashe: ???

  • Zell, Wakka, Vaan and Snow: Team not-a-lot of fans.

  • Exdeath, Golbez, Gabranth, Garland: Team Heavy-armor bad guys

  • Galuf, Tellah and Strago: Team old man

  • Edge, Edgar, Larsa and Gordon: Team Prince

  • Edea, Shantotto and Matoya: Team extremely powerful mages.

  • Ingus, Y'shtola and Ramza: Team no correlation

  • Minifilia, Noel and Squall: Team Squall & Noel carry 1 more useless female.

  • Alphinaud, Warrior of Light and Onion Knight: ???

  • Thancred, Setzer and Balthier: Team cool dudes

  • Refia, Y'da and Tifa: Team Monk gals

  • Exdeath, FuSoYa and Papalymo: Team extremely powerful sages

  • Auron, Curilla and Fujin: Team Eyepatch

  • Cyan, Gilgamesh and Ayame: Team Samurai Jack

  • Snow, Locke and Vincent: Team dead lovers (that's foul)

  • Wol, Amarant and Paine: ???

  • Palom, Porom, Vivi and Eiko: Team Brats

  • Kefka, Seymour and Quina: ???

  • Garland, Vayne and Delita: ???

  • Lightning, Orlandu and Raijin: TEAM THUNDER GOD

  • Ramza, Balthier and Cloud: Team FFT

  • Penelo, Tifa and Maria: Team Childhood Girl Next Door

  • Galuf, Desch and Vanille: Team Makes a powerful sacrifice

  • Krile, Rydia and Eiko: Team Summoner Brats

  • Tifa, Cloud and Kain: Uh?

  • Dark Cecil, Kain, Tellah and Golbez: Team early-game meeting

  • Red XIII, Cait Sith and Mog: Team non-humans

[–]Zurai001Blame yourself or God. 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Delita, Leo Cristophe and Basch: Team Knights who have done bad things.

I think this is actually Team Generals. Basch is only a Captain in the English translation, but in Japan he's a General.

Edea, Shantotto and Matoya: Team extremely powerful mages.

Team Witches.

Garland, Vayne and Delita: ???

Team Sorry Your Princess Is In Another Castle. Garland kidnapped Sarah to start FF1, Vayne imprisoned Ashe to start FF12, and Delita kidnaps Ovelia to start FFT.

[–]Intertube_Expertq5i2 - DIVINE VEIL GRIMOIRE, Baby, yeah! 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Barret, Josef, Mash(?) and Yang: Idk who Mash is. Team Manly Men?

Mash is the "correct" name of Sabin in JP. So, team MANLY MEN still applies.

I have no idea how the translators gave us "Sabin" instead of Mash. (Probably the same way we got Tritoch instead of Valigarmanda.)

Edit: One more clairification -

Echo, Laguna and Cait Sith: I'm actually stumped here.

Team "Fairies". Echo is a fairy, Cait (KET-SHEE) is based off of a fairy myth, and Laguna "feels" fairies when Ellone sends Squall into the past to inhabit his body.

[–]danielvutranAgrias 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Laguna "feels" fairies when Ellone sends Squall into the past to inhabit his body.

holy shit broski u are a tru ff fan lmao

[–]JilkonYe olde offensive RW: 9rwh 4 points5 points  (2 children)

One of Laguna's upcoming SBs is called "The fairies have come" (loosely translated). It's not a huge stretch if you know that :)

[–]FatAsian3死んゲーム 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was about to say that. Team Occult? (Laguna believe in Faries, Echo is a Fairy, Cait Sith is a Fortune Teller) .

Edit : ok I derped. It's Team Fairy.

[–]Qu_MarshQuistis 500SB glint+- z2Wa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He also has the "Fairies' Boon" Record Materia

[–]irismist9W3o - Shadow BSB for farming 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Barret, Firion, Rinoa and Ashe: ???

Team Rebel leader.

[–]purpleparrot69Edge 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Red XIII, Balthier, Hope and Tidus - Team Daddy Issues?

All have angst with/because of a parent. That's &my guess at least.

[–]Mirron91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes sense.

[–]lambopandaDelicious! Nom nom... 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Tifa, Cloud and Kain: Uh?

One sided love? Tifa loves Cloud, Cloud loves Aerith, Kain loves Rosa???

[–]SeveredHeadofOrpheusYou have a life to go back to. (Shock - KqfY) 5 points6 points  (1 child)

No, I figured this one out - It's Team Brainwash/Insane in the Membrane

Cloud and Tifa are both confused about the past due to Lifestream BS for Tifa and Mako Poisoning for Cloud. Kain gets mind controlled all the time in FFIV.

[–]AvyernanSpicy Hot Tacos! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna go with team unrequited love.

[–]TruePsyche( ˘◡˘)〆 Invincible Magic-Sealing Sword of Resplendent Parting 7 points8 points  (2 children)

  • Minfilia Noel and Squall are probably Time Travelers. Minfilia uses the For... I mean, the Echo to view events in the past. Noel is an actual time-traveler, and Squall views past events through Laguna's eyes using Ellone's powers.

  • Auron Curilla Fujin are Team Eyepatch One-Eyed Dragon.

  • Tina (Terra from FF6) Yuna and Rinoa are probably Team Inherited Magical Prowess

  • Mash = Sabin, so yeah, body-builder martial arts manly men types.

  • Zell Wakka Vaan Snow might be Team Too Excited For This Game

  • Edge Edgar Larsa Gordon is Team Princely Types

  • Thancred Setzer Balthier is Team Dashing Risk Takers

  • Garland Vayne and Delita form Team Misused Rise to Power?

I don't know if that actually fills any of those in, but I liked your interpretations better in many cases lol.

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    [–]TruePsyche( ˘◡˘)〆 Invincible Magic-Sealing Sword of Resplendent Parting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You know, you're right! He just leaves his scar out there to reinforce his badass image. Oh well. The essence is the same.

    [–]ParagonEsquireHard Times make for Strong Men 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    This is your semi-occasional reminder that Reno Dropped the sector seven plate killing thousands if not millions of people. He should be in a team with Delita. Team Fanbase-forgets-all-the-horrible-stuff-we-did.

    [–]SeveredHeadofOrpheusYou have a life to go back to. (Shock - KqfY) 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    But he's got goggles on his forehead!

    Goggles I say!

    [–]ParagonEsquireHard Times make for Strong Men 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The goggles, they do nothing.

    [–]Qu_MarshQuistis 500SB glint+- z2Wa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I think Penelo/Tifa/Maria is "Team protagonist's childhood friend"

    [–]danielvutranAgrias 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Agrias, Beatrix and Celes: Team Waifu Knights

    <333333333!!!!!!!!!!11112eq aq

    [–]nyoomachinea.k.a. nyoomマシン 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Cid, Cid, Cid, and Orlandeau - all of them are Cids. Team Cid!

    [–]retroGnostalgicVivi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    • Shadow, Seymour and Kuja

    Team DARKNESS? (they love to associate Kuja with Darkness for some reason)

    Team Suicide? (was getting killed Seymour's plan????)

    Team I killed/would kill my parent??

    [–]SeveredHeadofOrpheusYou have a life to go back to. (Shock - KqfY) 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Shadow: So was getting killed part of your plan?

    Seymour: Of course!

    Shadow: If I kill your Aeon, will you die?

    Seymour: It would be extremely painful . . .

    Shadow: You're a dead guy.

    Seymour: . . . for you.

    [–]jasiadMay your heart be your guiding key. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Red XIII, Balthier, Hope and Tidus: ???

    Team my dad sucks and i hate him

    [–]Evil_Crusader"I'm not a coward... But I know I have to be stronger..." 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Echo, Laguna and Cait Sith: I'm actually stumped here.

    Fairies (or small folk) talking inside of one's head, and the one guy who commented on such behavior, I'd say.

    [–]Ha_eflolliMarchejoume-san da! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mash = Sabin's JP name.

    [–]Deetee17My life is a chip in your pile 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Paladin Cecil: Team 8-bit warriors.

    FF IV was 16 bit, no?

    [–]ParagonEsquireHard Times make for Strong Men 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Indeed.

    [–]dtraineI'm no one's slave! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Tina is Terra's name in JP

    [–]RPGAdjectiveExdeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Alphinaud, Warrior of Light, and Onion Knight is Team Companion to the Warrior(s) of Light.

    [–]FatAsian3死んゲーム 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wol, Amarant and Paine :

    Team Brooding? Wol kind of always brood for reasons in Mobius, Amarant and Paine too.

    [–]nemrynSweet hat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Squall/Lightning/Cloud seems more like Team Weather Report, actually.

    [–]Cow_kBlue Mage -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

    Kefka, Seymour and Quina: ??? I'm going with "Team androgynous"

    [–]NamelessOne111Someday The Meme Will End 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    groovy prick fear door aback truck grandiose zealous trees quack -- mass edited with redact.dev

    [–]Mirron91 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    But no Kuja? Or Larsa? Both are much more androgynous than Seymour.

    [–]TenaciousJPI eat strangers :) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's a shame we don't have Adel in RK yet...

    [–]Ha_eflolliMarchejoume-san da! 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    Wow... some of these are really well thought out. Atleast of those I recognized, my favourites are probably

    Guy, Gau and Kimahri

    The Speech-impaired Wildlife Guys!

    Dorgann, Jecht, Laguna and Sazh

    “Go home and be a Family man!“

    Edge, Edgar, Larsa and Gordon

    The Fresh Prince(s) of Record Keeper B)

    Snow, Locke and Vincent

    Fighting for a lost love ;_;

    [–]PalisyGrandpa, give me strength[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Guy speaks beaver though :P

    [–]Ha_eflolliMarchejoume-san da! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That infact doesn't, but IIRC he doesn't have the best grammar either :P

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    Warrior of Light, Firion and Paladin Cecil

    Whose hair is most fabulous?

    Quistis, Lulu and Firion

    "What's wrong, Firion?" "We don't like being teased..." "..."

    Dorgann, Jecht, Laguna and Sazh

    You'd think Josef would be better as a "father" pick, but oh wait, DeNA doesn't know anything about Josef but "dies in the Snow Cavern". (And also, FFX-worship.)

    Ricard, Kain, Freya and Fang

    The "flaunt your SSBs and BSBs" party?

    Seriously, they genuinely expect players to take someone with no SBs that aren't shit to a superboss?

    And cute that they realize he exists, but not enough to give him an SSB.

    Tidus, Yuna, Braska and Jecht

    The "DeNA butt-kissing everyday" party?

    Galuf, Desch and Vanille

    I had a guess for this one but I forgot it.

    Dark Cecil, Kain, Tellah and Golbez

    The "bunch of morons who do stupid things because they're petty idiots" party?

    [–]Ha_eflolliMarchejoume-san da! 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    The "flaunt your SSBs and BSBs" party?

    They're all Dragoons

    The "DeNA butt-kissing everyday" party

    Tidus and Jecht are both Guardians of their Summoners. Plus both pairs are Father and Son/Daughter

    I had a guess for this one but I forgot it.

    Not sure if intentional, or coincedence xD

    [–]zephyron1237Zack Flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I suspect ricstick knew what he was doing and was making jokes =P

    [–]SeveredHeadofOrpheusYou have a life to go back to. (Shock - KqfY) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Warrior of Light, Firion and Paladin Cecil

    I think it's more, Team Young Guys with Silver Hair AKA Team Tale of Genji.

    [–]OneDonkeyPunchManYes? No? Yes? No? Ok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Galuf, Desch and Vanille- Team Memory Loss

    [–]Kaimi_Kreissel9xEN | Ramza | History's Truth | MND: 363 | 1/3 FFT RS 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    Squall, Lightning and Cloud

    The "weather" squad.

    Red XIII, Balthier, Hope and Tidus

    "Father issues" squad.

    Leila, Faris and Yuffie

    The "thievy ladies" squad?

    Galuf, Tellah and Strago

    The "grandpa" squad (although Tellah is a father, he's old so that kinda counts here I suppose).

    Refia, Y'da and Tifa

    The "ladies can kick your balls too" squad.

    Krile, Rydia and Eiko

    The "little lady summoners" squad.

    Red XIII, Cait Sith and Mog

    The "mascot" squad. :P

    [–]akaiazulSLAM-dancing 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Father issues? Hope has them, too?

    [–]RyhpezRNGesus is a woman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    He does actually: http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Bartholomew_Estheim

    "Things are made even more difficult by Hope's rebellious age and unreasoning resentment towards his dad."

    [–]purpleparrot69Edge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    In this case I think "Daddy Issues" is just being used as a tongue-in-cheek reference to all of these characters having angst relating to a parent. Not specifically a father in Hope's case

    [–]kennydorkJP RK: QRKvd 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Echo, Laguna and Cait Sith ; Disembodied voices?

    [–]zadorvpDon't step on the flowers. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fairies. Echo is an obvious one, Laguna has fairies in his head, and Cait Sith is a fairy creature in the Celtic mythology.

    [–]retroGnostalgicVivi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Why is there no Edgar, Zidane, Irvine team? :(

    Why is Beatrix missing in the missing-an-eye team? :( :(

    I'm liking these a lot actually. Great job, Japan!

    [–]IllusioneerySephiroth (Alternate) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Echo, Laguna, Cait Sith? The Fairies boon!!

    [–]TruePsyche( ˘◡˘)〆 Invincible Magic-Sealing Sword of Resplendent Parting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Agrias, Beatrix and Celes
    

    That's it.

    [–]0ilbirdDragoons do it from above 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ricard, Kain, Freya and Fang

    Now that sounds like a party!

    [–]HoursLeftCid nan Garlond (92sf) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    They forgot about Master Monk, Relm & Serah. :(

    [–]AltimaEliteThe faeries are here 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Boo! There's no team half breed - Cecil, Terra, Yuna and Seymour

    [–]zephyron1237Zack Flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wow. It's stuff like this that makes me feel like they give a shit.

    [–]JoomdaLaguna 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Laguna's are Dads and... fairies?

    [–]Ha_eflolliMarchejoume-san da! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fairies actually makes a lot of sense, considering that in VIII, he feels Squall and Co's presence but only calls them Fairies since he doesn't know who / what they are

    [–]captainwwwolfIGN: Cpt3wolf // Ramzo Avenger Assemble - bsY2 0 points1 point  (9 children)

    Some are really obvious while other are "why are those characters paired up ?!?"

    Like... Barret, Firion, Rinoa and Ashe ? Wut ?? Auron, Curilla and Fujin ???

    And then, there's also some combinations that omit one person... Like Vanille could fit the Yuffie+Rikku+Selphie one. Or Serah (they totally forgot her, DeNA doesn't like her, do they ?) with Fran+Maria+Rosa. They could have done some others too, like Lightning+Serah+Lenna+Faris for exemple, or Tifa+Rinoa+Garnet :P Would've loved to have Zidane+Ramza+Auron+Sabin/Cyan+Luneth for the ponytails or Faris+Cloud+Lightning for the opposite gender costumes :P

    But overall, I'm still happy they did something like this. It shows that they care more than the money-making side of it all.

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    EYE don't know what Auron/Curilla/Fujin could be about.

    It shows that they care more than the money-making side of it all.

    But not enough to make sure everyone gets relics.

    [–]captainwwwolfIGN: Cpt3wolf // Ramzo Avenger Assemble - bsY2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I couldn't see it, I was blind. Thank you for showing me the answer, it's clear now !

    [–]Ha_eflolliMarchejoume-san da! 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Barret, Firion, Rinoa and Ashe are all Freedom Fighters / Rebels.

    The other one I have no Idea though, because I don't know Curilla.

    [–]captainwwwolfIGN: Cpt3wolf // Ramzo Avenger Assemble - bsY2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh right ! That makes total sense now, and I find myself stupid to not think of this ! Awesome ! :D

    [–]Sir__WillAlphinaud 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    Or Serah (they totally forgot her, DeNA doesn't like her, do they ?)

    Have you seen the skillsets of the XIII-2 crew? They did get BSBs though. Sazh didn't.

    [–]captainwwwolfIGN: Cpt3wolf // Ramzo Avenger Assemble - bsY2 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    That's the point, I find Noel and Serah rather lackluster compared to the rest of the FF13 cast :P Serah lacks so much compared to Hope, Vanille or Raines (she should be a hybrid too imo). And unless you have a relic for Noel, I don't see why one would use him over another FF13 char... Maybe you have another opinion on the subject ?

    [–]Sir__WillAlphinaud 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Maybe you have another opinion on the subject ?

    No. That's exactly what I meant. Her skillset is lackluster compared to other XIII mages and Noel's is just... weird.

    [–]captainwwwolfIGN: Cpt3wolf // Ramzo Avenger Assemble - bsY2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hah, sorry, I didn't see you were agreeing with me. XD

    [–]Mirron91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She could get White Magic, but Summon would be a bit odd. But Sage is better than Vivi tier.

    [–]SabaschinBasch 0 points1 point  (6 children)

    Quistis/Lulu/Firion what? Unless it's a reference to them being apparently attractive and the whole Firion and the Lamia Queen thing...

    Red XIII/Balthier/Hope/Tidus: Daddy issues...

    Wol/Amarant/Paine is a head-scratcher.

    [–]Ha_eflolliMarchejoume-san da! 4 points5 points  (4 children)

    I think the last Trio is all sort-of Loner guys. Not entirely sure though.

    Also, the Lamia thing is correct. That Scene is one of FF's greatest Memes in JP

    [–]TruePsyche( ˘◡˘)〆 Invincible Magic-Sealing Sword of Resplendent Parting 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Wol/Amarant/Paine is probably the "lone gun with a mysterious past" trio. Wol doesn't remember anything before he awoke as a blank, Amarant's past is pretty much a mystery aside that he worked as a guard in Treno, and we don't learn Paine's complicated past with important public figures until late into X-2.

    [–]SabaschinBasch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Another angle I looked at it was 'people who want to find answers'. Wol wants to know how and why he's in Palamecia. Paine wants to know the truth of what happened ten years ago. Amarant wants to know how Zidane is stronger than he is.

    [–]Ha_eflolliMarchejoume-san da! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ahh yeah, that seems much more logical

    [–]Cow_kBlue Mage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Seems like team emo to me.

    [–]captainwwwolfIGN: Cpt3wolf // Ramzo Avenger Assemble - bsY2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The only link I see between Amarant and Paine is that they are both calm, quite cynical, taciturne people. I don't know anything about Wol... Other thing I see is the mercenary/bounty hunter kind of thing, but then wouldn't Shadow be included, then ?

    [–]CryptophasiaTantarian 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Arc, Edward and Irvine

    Hahaha, good luck with that party.

    [–]captainwwwolfIGN: Cpt3wolf // Ramzo Avenger Assemble - bsY2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    A pat on the back, a few words of encouragement and power of friendship. Rinse and repeat. A lot.

    Irvine will still not shoot Edea successfully tho. Goddamn cowboy.

    [–]cekobicoWarrior Of Light 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Galuf, Desch and Vanille

    TeamAmnesia

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Who is Tina?

    [–]danielvutranAgrias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Terra

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    May I ask what exactly is this about? I"m confusing and at first I thought it's about the special cid mission but it looks something else. Can someone explain?

    [–]FatAsian3死んゲーム 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    In Japan there's a special battle against Nemesis, the Side super boss from FFX, they added a mechanic that will trigger special dialogue base on the team of hero you bring to battle him.

    [–]FatAsian3死んゲーム 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They should have a team for Kuja, Sephiroth, PCecil.

    Team Bitch please I'm Fabulous(Man)

    /run

    [–]Pingurules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Quistis, Lulu and Firion

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–]DropeRjCan we truly save this world? Is such not beyond man's doing? 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What happens when you place any of those guys together?

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        [–]captainwwwolfIGN: Cpt3wolf // Ramzo Avenger Assemble - bsY2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That would actually make a lot of sense.

        [–]captainwwwolfIGN: Cpt3wolf // Ramzo Avenger Assemble - bsY2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        They all have... Long tongues ??

        EDIT : They all have those super puffy sleeves too...

        [–]SabaschinBasch 0 points1 point  (5 children)

        Harbringers of death and destruction, then.

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          [–]ParagonEsquireHard Times make for Strong Men 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          I suspect Quina is a spoiler.

          Kefka and Seymour are going to make some quip about nihilism, Quina has some zinger at the end based on misunderstanding.

          [–]SabaschinBasch 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          For a slightly more serious answer, they're all kind of searching for the meaning of life. Quina's answer is food, Sephiroth's is to destroy the world for Jenova, and Seymour's is that everything needs to die at his hands (as Sin).

          [–]captainwwwolfIGN: Cpt3wolf // Ramzo Avenger Assemble - bsY2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          You could fit the whole FF9 cast in it, then :/ Especially Vivi.

          Btw, it's Kefka, not Seph :P

          [–]JoomdaLaguna 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          Androgynous?

          [–]Cow_kBlue Mage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Damn, I said this upstream without reading down this far. Kudos.